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Minors DNI. As for everyone else; Y'all are cool. I just also happen to like some salacious things too. I apologize if that pops up in your feed

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@ShitpostRock Can't just come back home empty-handed being all "yeah we checked the planet, its uninhabitable, just trust us bro"
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@fasc1nate That's only for summer, in winter it never rises :(
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@necromosss Finally I found the source lmao. Well, good thing you got a new keyboard I assume.
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@Abbietrends @Iemonsproda yes if your ribs are made of jello and haven't eaten for weeks.
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@NicherShell Now Mortal Kombat is without both Fanservice AND Manservice.
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@Pauldiedin1966 Is starting a revolution the cure for male loneliness?
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@Delicious_Tacos @JustinWhang To be fair... He IS 46.
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@GrandYuric "Comrade Yuri, pls. Put the cat down and take a normal photo blya-" "NYET, COMRADE CAT WAS ESSENTIAL FOR RESEARCH."
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@SocDoneLeft That George Carlin joke comes to mind "Turns out, violent and aggressive people tend to think very highly of themselves!"
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@ToK_ScienceTree @gunsnrosesgirl3 I'm more impressed that it doesn't affect vision!
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@LeadPipe_Images Don't forget: "This song (lyrics)" 50 m views Uploaded: Right after "I'm at the zoo" Thumbnail is Windows Movie maker background with white text.
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@rolprev @cuptoast *More problem* "Just less"
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@AksilItri @PapaUwUx @ShitpostGate yeah... considering the fact that you're still alive to type this means you probably got that treated in time. That must have been terrifying.
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@kuma_requiem @ChronoHarlequin None of the executioners asked for the blank either I bet.
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@d4ncwart The emperor's calmest black templar.
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@duckstabart Reminds me of Batman ordering coffee on the go
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@GreenTextRepost Even though I'm introverted as hell and feel this doesn't affect me at all. It seems like a delicate ecosystem that shouldn't have been messed with got disrupted and it frightens me more than the prospect of having to hop in and contribute to stopping that.
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@unselles Protogens and their ability to make protogen character mods for any video game continues to amaze me.
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@CE0ofRatio @DudespostingWs That thief lived the IRL experience of a COD lobby with the bonus of an actual injury 💀
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@falsodragonborn @ShitpostGate Goddammit Zeus, not again!
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@Eldridge_DE173 @Lorgarwasright Dorn: "Welcome to Dorn's military history podcast stream episode 345 where we cover every day human beings have fought extensive military campaigns starting from the very first skirmishes of the paleolithic period and onwards... I am your host and sworn enemy, Rogal Dorn."
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@DickThorne1776 @ShitpostRock Becuse there is protocols for research. Spoken descriptions and video footage can only offer so much information.
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@nirol__ @_x_takes_ Correct. Most people keep focusing on Cheops' Pyramid despite it being one of the last and a result of a lot of trial and error.
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@tulpapilled That's just saying "they smell weird and look kinda unkempt" with extra steps!
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@Mhlanga_8 @HumansNoContext Thought I saw something behind the door
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@ExtremistLs "I don't care about either winning or building something that lasts I just want to see capitalist countries lose" the tierlist.
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@AtheAetheling @Jimbo19y So in feudal Japan, the king is the Emperor and vizier/queen would be the Shogun. I think the queen could also be a Prince or a Duke considering how much they did back in the day I If my feudalism knowledge serves right.
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@Lorgarwasright "Dorn! Perturabo! Try not to kill each other while I'm on terra!" "Please father, we're not children." ... "Eat shit and die." "Yes, fuck you."
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@BolterToKokoro I can hear the delinquent "huuuh?!" In that first pic
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@ArtistNcs "YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKIN' WALL"
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@henrosq What did they put in the millennial's water?
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@mixuen_chan Weren't the Orks inspired by football hooligans?
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@greentexts_bot Thank you for clarifying, community notes.
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@BrandoTweeting @DelusionPosting @PunishedMussels God bless the sheer willpower to get strong on the first pic though. Hope he gets better equipment in the future!
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@hourly_shitpost Pretty chill and good for a back.
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@starlarbu Honestly... I think it's perfect advertising. You're in good hands when you're taking surgery from those who have done it THAT many times.
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@DongGoolTroll I wonder if Tzeentch would keep up and maybe even make up more pronouns
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@Unrelatedna @SebastianJ45_3 Frisk be alone and the red sky looks ominous
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@ConradFlanagan2 @ShitpostRock It's good data but not all data. Space missions are quite expensive, so any survey is better than no survey. Saves a lot of time for future researchers. Best to get as much as you can in the one go you got.
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@greentexts_bot Poor grandma thought she still lived in a high trust society.
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@mossacannibalis Ayy he's playing with toy space vessels.
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@Castor_zim @GoodReddit He's wearing a hat but for a second it looked like that hair.
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@QomiColt @Punished_Maximo Swedes going swenglish would get this lol
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@CrimsonCount @SaneFurryStrug Oh! Like the desinfectants you see in gyms?
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@Aleksander_Rune @kcokaine_ A lil' bit of Lesbian Yaoi sprinkled in too.
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@PrintMoreGats The first shirt orr...?
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@WaldenFumo @ShitpostRock Ye, he was the Rocks fall everyone dies guy in Cyberpunk right? the "blaze of glory" ending guy or the "you flew too close to the sun" character?
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@MixedRaceGamer @HannaBarberaCap You skipped the part where bugs also goes on a faux German rant and rips his medals off reprimanding the guy.
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@ReviewsPossum According to the article, it's to make servers more manageble, cheaper and data longer lasting. I think it might take off since the heat issues for servers everywhere have been a problem. The Shanghai researchers knew what they were doing.
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@Dexterscubicle I FEEL IT DEEP WITHIN, ITS JUST BENEATH THE SKIN
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@alekk2018 Tenta-clit
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@omorogiec @wildtiktokss He's doing that Pip face from smiling friends
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@sanstitre2000 The smile and everything
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@GreerPoplin @DudespostingWs W Are you in a train or boat?
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@tviita8 @greentexts_bot It's actually far simpler, they teased him because either they thought it was all just banter or because they knew they'd get away with it.
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@duckmesillybaby @GreenTextRepost Here, a special kind of injustice where someone who has been abused beyond the event horizon had the audacity to grow a spine and speak up had happened. The family didn't approve of it, and chose reputation over morals. You hope deep down that this story is a fabrication.
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@SuisiegDev @JustinWhang I remember starting with boomershooters and then trying games like lost planet. Japanese shooters have movement like Monster hunter and I forget to humble myself enough to respect that.
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@rPrequelMemes "it was a good thing we were wearing helmets, not one of us could bear to look her in the eye..."
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@WH40kbestof @B1kv41 "All must be conquered for the benefit and protection of humanity, realms included" "I have heard talk of such failed plans before."
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@Artyoxent Makes me wonder how long until they enter their mercenary army arc.
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@Ryu_Workplace PARRIED ARMOR SHATTERED - 20 HP - 25 HP *CRITICAL!* - 55 HP Y O U D I E D
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@LDuster_ @SaneFurryStrug Make more droplets and make all of them smaller + add some kind of shine to the fur I think...
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@MorbiusDevo The reason we built institutions and choose to respect abstract ideas like law, contracts, dignities and patents is for fairplay. Otherwise we devolve into might makes right and mobsters and crooks are experts at such a playing field.
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@RobbieLeeRorrek @ShitpostRock Engineered so that they snap if there's a load of a few more kilos more than the athlete in question laying on it. Custom made of course.
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@Tribblepoo @Meltingpootis @Kaybearmomma "You're jinxing it" is not an argument but I will let you know as long as we aren't building cheap RMK reactors we're good. The safety measures on reactors today are crazy high compared to before. I might dare to say safe-to-fail even! &France figured out how to recycle plutonium
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@wolfaninensfw @Big_Dick_Kobold And so the hero vanquished the demon king with his holy lance every night. The end.
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@fakehistoryhunt @afrosabi It's almost as if our sense of smell was carried over from the stone age.
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@sanstitre2000 Straight lines are easy to carve on a wall
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@emwattnot Lol, "Macholo Nichiavelli"
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@beebee417647 @real_hotaru I'm gonna look it up, that sounds hilarious.
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@peura2714 @teanobambino And the edible ones taste good.
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@BaigengXIV @tulpapilled When is dev vs player correct? I can only think about valve's decision to remove hand grenades from team fortress 2.
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@throwaway4p5 @sleepy_devo From what I can understand, it's; "I don't like the smell"/"it's too intense" doesn't necessarily have to mean "the aroma is that of rotting carcasses and sewage". There's a a time and Place for a smell. Some places especially small establishments don't want food in there.
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@AlouthG @stvmbles @upblissed Man has two right hands lmao
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@XEXEEZY Him during his first days in hell
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@Jay_RGonzales Damn, polished silver mirror too. That's some expensive stuff!
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