@eraxtrana
Ice water. Constipation. A really good eye rub. Heart burn. A door slamming. A cold Coca Cola. A jalapeño on his sandwich. A deep breath. Brushing with an electric toothbrush. A piece of Big Red gum. A coughing spell. A good sneeze. A pothole while he’s in the front seat.
@Tan_Phrio
@dennisthebeard
“Y’all got this preconceived notion that Miguel is doing better than Fatty Koo.” Mamas, we see the white appliances. Miguel is definitely doing better than Fatty Koo.
@trinityamayaa
My professor thought it was a game. Somehow, after this convo, I went from a 20% to a 92%. Make it make sense. Normalize gettin in they ass when they get too big for their britches!
@porsche323
@ChrisHarte7
@koko4ky
How tf he gone come back with “nobody asked you” when nobody asked for his raggedy ass opinion in the first place?! Cognitive dissonance be whoopin YALL ass boi 😂😂😂
Go to settings, tap on Not Give A Fuck and turn that on. Look for Cut Off Anyone With Negativity, and turn that on. Find Stay In My Bag and Mind My Business, turn that on too. When you see Run Stay in My Lane in the background? Tap YES. Keep the screen on night mode. Works for me
It requires a level of determination and sacrifice that you truly have to be ready for. There will be late nights, early mornings, tired eyes, weary spirits, missed functions...allat. Only pursue when you’re serious and ready babe. Love you 💙
@DrewBaRRyMore85
@Tan_Phrio
@dennisthebeard
Dinghy ass fridge 😂😂 focus on how to move forward baby. Talm bout she heard “It’s lonely at the top” and meanwhile...nigga looks like he’s doing great to me!
@xxoorita
I told my white homegirl she put her foot in the peach cobbler she made (shit was so fye) and she called me like I WOULD NEVER PUT MY FEET IN THE FOOD! I DONT EVEN LET MY DOG IN THE KITCHEN WHILE I COOK!! DID IT TASTE LIKE FEET?? OMG IM SO SORRY!” Bro what.
@oodany_too
@trinityamayaa
Lemme say honey, this was very very difficult for me. I’ve never come at a teacher this way, but it was well deserved with this one. I have to have a 3.2 GPA to even be considered to start my internship, and she wna play with my future when I’m an honor student. No ma’am. Not me.
I wna see these but in millennial therapist
I’m a millennial therapist. Of course you can breastfeed your hungry baby during our virtual session. As long as you’re comfortable sister
I’m a millennial therapist. Of course you can say ON FOE NEM when you agree with me
@loneamorphous
@Joracle_
I’m sorry someone brought that negative energy to you, but I think you just have a demographic who genuinely want to see you succeed and have your best interests at heart. Don’t wna see an industry of vultures take advantage of what you’ve worked so hard for. Bless up 🥳🙏🏾🙌🏾