Judge Elihu Smails
@JudgeSmailsGolf
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Founder & Tournament Chair, Judge Smails Memorial Invitational. Background photo credit: @Bullfrog111 .
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[Please join us in celebrating Ted Knight’s Birthday - born December 7, 1923 - by sharing YOUR favorite Judge Smails line from CaddyShack!]
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[On the eve of Thanksgiving Day, let us all give thanks that Jacob Rodney Cohen - a.k.a. Rodney Dangerfield - was born on this day in 1921, and was later convinced to join the cast of ‘CaddyShack’. Anybody got a favorite Al Czervik line they wanna share?]
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[Sadly, we lost Ted Knight 35 years ago today. Please honor his memory by sharing your favorite Judge Smails line from ‘CaddyShack.’ Then, please ‘Like’ and/or Re-Tweet the ones you also favor. Thanks!!]
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[Forty years ago TODAY, the most quotable movie in the history of the world was released. To mark the occasion, please share with us YOUR favorite line from ‘CaddyShack’!!]
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[Friends - TED KNIGHT was born 99 years ago today!!
To honor His Honor, please share YOUR favorite Judge Smails line from CaddyShack?]
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[Lots of ‘CaddyShack’ aficionados don’t know who Doug Kenney is. If you don’t, you should. Born today in 1946, he literally WROTE CaddyShack with Brian Doyle Murray. Without Googling (and excluding
@ChrisNashawaty
), can you name another cult comedy he co-wrote with Harold Ramis?]
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[Celebrating the birthday of the inimitable Jackie “Smoke” Davis, born today in 1920! Started playing the piano at 8yrs, he later became world renowned as the first musician to popularize jazz on the Hammond organ. He was also an artist with the Locker Room Shoe Shine Machine!)
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[Where we’re YOU 42 years ago when “CaddyShack” opened and was WIDELY panned by so-called movie experts and know-nothing critics??]
Happy Anniversary to the cast & crew of one of the top-5 movies ever made!!]
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[Friends: We lost a great one 16 years ago today. Help celebrate his memory by sharing YOUR favorite Al Czervik line from ‘CaddyShack’.]
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[Ted Knight was born 98 years ago today! What is YOUR favorite Judge Smails line from ‘CaddyShack’.]
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[Thanks to everyone who joined in celebrating 100 Years of Ted Knight and welcome to new and re-newed followers here. If you stick around, you may come to agree that - often than not - there’s a line from CaddyShack for almost any occasion. Cheers!]
[Please join us in celebrating Ted Knight’s Birthday - born December 7, 1923 - by sharing YOUR favorite Judge Smails line from CaddyShack!]
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[Friends - It’s hard to believe that we lost the great Ted Knight 36 years ago today. 😞 To remember and honor him, please share YOUR favorite Judge Smails line from CaddyShack.]
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[In honor of what would have been Ted Knight’s 95th Birthday today, please share your favorite Judge Smails line from ‘CaddyShack’.]
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[Hello, friends. Thirty-four years ago today, Ted Knight left this world a better place. In his honor (Your Honor), please share YOUR favorite Judge Smails line from CaddyShack.]
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[Raise a toast to the comedic genius of Rodney Dangerfield, who was born on this day - 100 YEARS AGO!! What is YOUR favorite Al Czervik line from ‘CaddyShack’?]
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[We lost the great Rodney Dangerfield on this day, 18 years ago. Care to share YOUR favorite Al Czervik line from ‘CaddyShack’?]
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[Christmas gift from my daughter; “Tears in my eyes, I guess.”]
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“Hey, Smails! A thousand bucks you miss that putt!” ~AlCzervik
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[The great Rodney Dangerfield was born on this day 101 years ago!! What’s YOUR favorite Al Czervik line from CaddyShack?]
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[Friends - Hard to believe it’s been 37 years since we lost the great Ted Knight. In his honor, Your Honor, please share YOUR favorite Judge Smails line from The Movie, and please invite your friends to join in.]
“Well, don’t just stand there! Go get some glue!” ~JudgeSmails
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[Friends - Join in wishing the inimitable BILL MURRAY a Happy 72nd Birthday today by sharing your favorite Carl Spackler line from ‘CaddyShack’!]
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@jeehaeda
@JustinThomas34
@DanielBerger59
@rydercup
@RyderCupUSA
“I’m going to put it right on the line. There have been a lot of complaints already. Fooling around on the course. Bad language. Smoking grass. Poor beer-chugging. So, if you guys wanna get fired, if you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up.” ~LouLoomis
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@Super70sSports
“Spaulding! How many times have I spoken to you about your language?!” ~JudgeSmails
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[Friends: Believe it or not Rodney Dangerfield was born 98(!) years ago today! In his honor, please share YOUR favorite Al Czervik line from ‘CaddyShack’ and retweet to your friends!!]
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[Sorry for dropping this ball, Friends... RODNEY DANGERFIELD was born 99(!) years ago this past Sunday. To remember Rodney, please share YOUR favorite Al Czervik line from ‘CaddyShack’!]
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“What’s that sign say??!!” ~LouLoomis
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[I never started this account to “get followers” or try to monetize it; it’s all about having fun w/ the lines from one of the great comedy movies. But I noticed this syzygy just now & want to say thanks to all who have followed, tagged, & DM’d me set-up tweets over the years.]
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“I noticed your grips were worn, sir. I should have mentioned it to you before. I could put some stick-um on there for you. It’s my fault.” ~DannyNoonan
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[Hard to believe, but Bill Murray turns 70(!) today!! What is YOUR favorite Carl Spackler line from ‘CaddyShack’?]
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[Help us remember Ted Knight - born on THIS day in 1923 - and share YOUR favorite Judge Smails quote from ‘CaddyShack’.]
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[Happy 66th Birthday to the World’s Most Famous Caddie ~
@mokeefeman
! What’s YOUR favorite
#DannyNoonan
line from
@Caddyshack_1980
??]
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[
#CaddyShack
script co-writer Brian Doyle-Murray turns 78 years old today!! What is YOUR favorite Lou Loomis line???]
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[Happy Birthday to CaddyShack’s “Dr. Beeper" - Dan Resin, who was born on this date in 1931!]
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[Hello Friends - December 7 marks the anniversary of Ted Knight’s birthday!!
While it may be tough to narrow it down to just one, please share your favorite Judge Smails line from ‘CaddyShack’ to... honor His Honor!!]
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[Henry Wilcoxon was born today in 1905 (!), and had some pretty good sleeper lines in the World’s Greatest Movie. What’s YOUR favorite Bishop Pickering quote from ‘CaddyShack’?]
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@PhilMickelson
“Phil, you might be interested to know this uniform was given me by the Captain of the Links at St. Andrews from Scotland. They invented the game there, except they call it ‘gof’ - without the ‘L’ as we do.” ~JudgeSmails
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@acaseofthegolf1
“Yeah, Lou raised the price of Sprite. He's been losing at the track.” ~DannyNoonan
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[Sunrise over Los Angeles; Merry Christmas everyone!!]
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“Top notch, son! TOP NOTCH!!” ~JudgeSmails
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@RyanLavnerGC
“invented my own kind of grass, too. Did you know that? Look at this. This is registered. Carl Spackler's Bent.
This is a hybrid. This is a cross between bluegrass, Kentucky bluegrass, and Featherbed bent, and northern California Sinsemilla.” ~CarlSpackler
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[
@ScottColomby
celebrating his 69th (!) Birthday today!!
What’s YOUR favorite Tony D’Annunzio line from ‘CaddyShack’?]
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[Happy Birthday to Brian Doyle-Murray, born on THIS date in 1945! To celebrate, please share YOUR favorite Lou Loomis line from CaddyShack?]
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[The incomparable Jackie Davis was born on this date 102 years ago. Whether booking bets at the Money Match or grinding Smails’ golf nails to the nub, his “Smoke Porterhouse” character earned Jackie respect from clubhouse attendants the world over. Happy 102d, Jackie!!]
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@NoLayingUp
[Nothing in life is more powerful than pleading your case with a DocuSigned™️ petition.]
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@Skratch
“I noticed your grips were worn, sir. I should have mentioned it to you before. I could put some stick-um on there for you. It’s my fault.” ~DannyNoonan
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[Friends, we lost one of the greats just 15 years ago. What’s YOUR favorite
#RodneyDangerfield
line from ‘CaddyShack’?]
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[Happy Father’s Day to all the fantastic Dads out there!!! Hope it’s a great one!]
“I know how hard it is for young people today and I want to help. Why, just ask my grandson, Spaulding. He and I are regular pals!” ~JudgeSmails
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@jonathanrwall
@NoLayingUp
@gdm43pga
“I’ve sentenced boys younger than he to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. Felt I owed it to them.” ~JudgeSmails
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[Happy Mother’s Day to all the GREAT Moms out there!!]
“Okay, Pookie! Go ahead and do the honors!!” ~JudgeSmails
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[To honor Rodney Dangerfield, born on this date 98 years ago, please share YOUR favorite Al Czervik quote from ‘CaddyShack’.]
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[HAPPY 39th ANNIVERSARY of the ‘CaddyShack’ release date!
To honor this august occasion, please share YOUR favorite line from the movie. We will re-tweet all entries & the entry receiving the most likes and re-tweets will receive this fine Tee Prize package from Smails XXXIII.]
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“Porterhouse. There’s a brown Audi parked in my parking space. Get a tow truck over here and have it hauled away immediately!” ~JudgeSmails
Trump at the Black Conservative Federation Gala: I got indicted and lot of people said that’s why the black people like me…
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[Happy 80th Birthday to Cornelius Crane "Chevy" Chase today!!
What’s your favorite Ty Webb line from ‘CaddyShack’?]
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@emcaseyturf
@PatJonesTweets
“To kill, you must know your enemy. In this case, my enemy is a varmint, and a varmint will never quit. They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower, and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote.” ~CarlSpackler
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“Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last pitch.” ~CarlSpackler
Max Fried (Carl Spackler/Caddyshack, inner monologue).
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[Almost missed a birthday today - Henry Wilcoxon was born on this day in 1905!]
“AH, HA, HA! I’m infallible, young fella!!” ~BishopPickering
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“Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga lagunga.” ~CarlSpackler
Biden says he "was in the the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping, traveling with him. That's when I traveled 17,000 miles when I was Vice President. I don't know that for a fact."
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[He may not have had many scenes or lines in ‘CaddyShack’ but they were all pretty good. Henry Wilcoxon was born on this date in 1905!]
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[To honor the great Bill Murray’s 69th Birthday, please share YOUR favorite Carl Spackler Line from ‘CaddyShack’.]
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@CaddieNetwork
@TheMasters
“I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips…” ~SpauldingSmails
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“It's easy to grin when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat!” ~JudgeSmails
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@TheMasters
“I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips…” ~SpauldingSmails
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@acaseofthegolf1
“Porterhouse. There’s a brown Audi parked in my parking space. Get a tow truck over here and have it hauled away immediately!” ~JudgeSmails
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[Famous jazz musician Jackie Davis, who played, “Smoke Porterhouse,” passed away on November 15, 1999 at the age of 79. His subtle humor stole several scenes in ‘CaddyShack.’]
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“My niece is the kind of girl that has a certain... zest for living. The last thing any of us need right now is a lot of loose talk about her behavior.” ~JudgeSmails
Amidst college admissions scandal at USC, Lori Loughlin’s daughter Olivia Jade was on a yacht owned by the board chair
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[Well, friends... we have another big day today - Cornelius “Chevy” Chase was born on this day in 1943! Please share YOUR favorite “Ty Webb” line from ‘CaddyShack’!]
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[In honor of Ted Knight’s (93rd) birthday anniversary, share YOUR favorite JUDGE SMAILS line from ‘CaddyShack’.]
“There’s a lot of badness in the world, Danny. I see it in court every day....” ~JudgeSmails
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[As we ready for the First Day of Fall tomorrow, let’s all pause to reflect that TODAY is William James Murray’s 73rd Birthday!!!
Time again for everyone to reflect upon ~ and share ~ their favorite ‘Carl Spackler’ line (or scene) from “CaddyShack”!!!]
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[Mrs Smails is visiting family, so SmailsJr. and I decided to watch our all-time favorite
#ChristmasMovie
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#FightMe
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[To honor
@mokeefeman
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“I beg your pardon!” ~Dr.Beeper
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[Birthday shout-out to
@ScottColomby
who turns 67 today!! What’s YOUR favorite Tony D’Annunzio line from ‘CaddyShack’?]
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“Top notch, son! TOP NOTCH!! Say, I'm having a little party at the Yacht Club this Sunday. I'm christening my new sloop. What are you doing this Sunday?” ~JudgeSmails
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“I know I’ve made some mistakes in the past. I’m willing to make up for that. I want to be good!” ~DannyNoonan
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“The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote, ‘A flute with no holes is not a flute, and a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.’” ~TyWebb
KAMALA HARRIS: "I think it's very important...for us, at every moment in time and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present."
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[Happy Mothers’ Day to all the fantastic moms out there, even Spaulding’s.]
“Okay, Pookie! Do the honors!!” ~JudgeSmails
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[Tell me you love CaddyShack without TELLING me you love CaddyShack!!]
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“It’s easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat, but the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat!” ~JudgeSmails
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@GolfDigest
“I'm going to put it right on the line. There have been a lot of complaints already. Fooling around on the course. Bad language. Smoking grass. Poor caddying.” ~LouLoomis
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