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Poker ♠️♥️♦️♣️ Drums 🥁 Asparagus enjoyer 🇲🇽

Tijuana, Baja California
Joined February 2022
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@Juanacondaa
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@Cobratate @bitterarab This is not stoicism
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@Evie4Freedom Used the last 2 minutes on my break to do this 🤣
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@kuro_schizo @Cobratate @bitterarab Oh ya? What does your girlfriend think of this message?
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@notcapnamerica Can confirm, It sucks here. I am trying to pay off my debt and get a career in IT to move back home to California 🥺🥹
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@RyanGarcia Biggest L of your life was cheating on pregnant Andrea. Not only for her, but for your son as well.
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@Cobratate Also tate:
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@Cobratate @bitterarab This is not stoicism
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@joncoopertweets Reminds me of someone that got fired at my job. He got into an altercation with my boss and I overheard him saying "whaddaya gonna do? Fire me?" He was fired 7 minutes later.
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@Juanacondaa
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@Sparzito_ No judging, but also, there is no need to pass it to me 😅
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@WeedPorns My girl would fart and splash weed everywhere 🤣
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@Chombe1080 @DailyLoud bro running on empty
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@Acyn That chuckle after "Next question, please" is just so so perfect 😎
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@WWaveboy @slvppy 12 year old detected
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@TateNews_ Bro is balding out of control. Pretty soon him and Andy are gonna match 👩‍🦲 👩‍🦲
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@WeedPorns Yes, but only this one
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@RyanGarcia "Mi sangre tiene mexicana" ✖️ "Mi sangre es Mexicana" ✅️ "Mi sangre tiene herencia Mexicana" ✅️ Bro, next time you wanna sound paisa af, hit me up instead of Google translate 🤡
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@MemesForGuys Please excuse my dear aunt sally
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@Cobratate Justice is served 🤲
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@creepydotorg This man was miraculously saved after being attacked by 6 450-pound Russian boars.
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@DrewPavlou @Cobratate Consider it done... Tate is all bark and no bite!!!
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@IsabellaMDeLuca Can't do the time? Don't do the crime. Simple.
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@zeusrizing @nfr_podcast 16 year old detected
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@notcapnamerica Every mall In the world has an indoor playground
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@ElyxrLa Just get a $20 ⅛th of gooms from your local hippy. Cheaper and waay better trip
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@operagxofficial C̶u̶c̶k̶e̶d̶ him, I mean cooked him!
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@nataliedarte @P_Kallioniemi @DrLoupis He's not implying you did. He's explaining why he can't debate her.
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@superloafcat My sister played the flubberthworp in high school. You need to have high lung capacity due to the many chambers.
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@Cobratate Those camgirls you trafficked worked hard for you, and you took waaay more than half their money. You're a clown and a hypocrite
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@ShridharBarkol @ShaykhSulaiman Just because you're fragile and feel emasculated by a woman's physique doesn't mean she is male.
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@DailyLoud R.I.P. Mama Coca
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@sneako "They cast spells to this music "
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@Cobratate Tate while writing this:
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@acnewsitics I got the same meal last weekend, and they were out of hot cheetos and gave me lays instead!!! When will this end????!!!
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@FOXSoccer Maybe @USWNT can give @USMNT some pointers 😇
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@Shayan86 Sitting comfy at #15 , it's clear that spreading disinformation has been lucrative for Mr. Wallace 🤔🤔
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@notcapnamerica Just the other day, a customer came up to me and in a fake mexican accent, said,"Hey, Paco, let's get some burritos orale!" Someone please get me tf out
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@levparnas Lev, I look forward to every time you speak in a space.
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@Shayan86 @jakeshieldsajj So... Be cautious of @jakeshieldsajj And never fully trust him.
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@RyanGarcia This tweet has "this post has been deleted" vibes
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@thebestname_ @Cobratate I feel bad for you not knowing the terrible things tate did to multiple women
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@FrankFigliuzzi1 This dude thought he was gonna outshoot FBI agents 😅
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@theliamnissan Did he shit himself before snapping the pic?
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@vidsthatgohard Calm. Collected. Determined.
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@adammocklerr NOT THE DOUBLE CAP
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@LauraLoomer Airbrushing your face on a pic like this is wild LMAO
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@DrewPavlou She's Colombian. As a proud representative of the beautiful country of Mexico, I would like to assert the fact that we do not claim this nasty bitch. Gracias 🇲🇽
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@ShitpostGate My favorite victim
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@donbigaveli @Cobratate @bitterarab In the same way tate won't respond to this one
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@maaarcoooV Imagine not owning a puffco in 2024
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@DramaAlert He's just upset because he's actually charged with rape
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@hristina_nicole @Cobratate @bitterarab You believe these to be facts?
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@MrQu1gley @PunishedNerdBoy Certified dime piece for sure
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@FrakkingMoron @notcapnamerica Interestingly enough, I make more than I have ever before. That and nature keeps me sane. Gracias ✊️
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@theliamnissan Might be time to turn dms off?
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@RyanGarcia The training:
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@propernator You cooked his ass 🤣
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@Lozzoya_ So, not a full-blown pedo... What is he, quasi-pedo? Semi-pedo? Diet coke of pedos? 1 calorie, not pedo enough?
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@FrankkThe1st @Cobratate @bitterarab Care to share your analysis, Dr. Frank?
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@FrankkThe1st @Cobratate @bitterarab Riveting discovery 🫨🫨🫨
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@HingleMeCringle @notcapnamerica I understand. Which is why I'm planning my return. Most of my friends back home have roommates.
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@Wizarab10 Post coitus and during pillow talk, I realized she had a severe lice infestation 🪲🤮 I kindly took her to the border(she lived in Mexico) and didn't speak to her again.
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@MrAndyMark @hasanthehun Perhaps because your combined follower/following count is less than 100
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@Acyn Bro said:
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@joncoopertweets The only thing he said that was right was Mr. Trump. I'm sick of hearing people refer to him as president Trump 🤮
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@Sparzito_ When in doubt, toss it out 💯
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@ThisStoryStore Isn't this the beggining of Shrek?
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@WeedPorns When that cottonmouth hits and you need to hydrate with every bite 🫦 💧
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@TateNews_ Bro thinks an indictment is a diss track 🤡
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@esjesjesj D4 died the first week it came out
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@RockNRoLL_85 Pink Floyd is unmatched. Hell, I'm gonna go listen to Animals right now 😌
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Got my shirt for Vegas in the mail today 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
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@lisa_liberal 3 months sober this weekend ❤️ Glad to have you around, Lisa.
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@theliamnissan Mommy had to step in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@HamzaAl45486979 @TateNews_ The post literally asks, "What do you notice in this video?" 🤡🤡 And that's what I noticed first. capisce?
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@Sole_Sacrifice @_dethreaper_ @PicturesFoIder It does when that direct deposit hits 😌
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@mmbsk123 @Cobratate @bitterarab I rather watch the LOTR trilogy 🫡
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@mmbsk123 @Cobratate @bitterarab Because I need this shit stain wiped from the internet for the benefit of my son as well as the upcoming generation of boys.
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@lOverload @kaceytron @ThisIsKyleR Kids like you thinking that's a man is why the upcoming generation of "men" is fucked
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@der_pybe @ZherkaOfficial The only thing they are out of the word legendary is the L
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@WeedPorns Plot twist: It's haunted af 👻
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@ShitpostGate 😭😭😭😭😭
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