@joncoopertweets
Reminds me of someone that got fired at my job. He got into an altercation with my boss and I overheard him saying "whaddaya gonna do? Fire me?"
He was fired 7 minutes later.
@RyanGarcia
"Mi sangre tiene mexicana" ✖️
"Mi sangre es Mexicana" ✅️
"Mi sangre tiene herencia Mexicana" ✅️
Bro, next time you wanna sound paisa af, hit me up instead of Google translate 🤡
@notcapnamerica
Just the other day, a customer came up to me and in a fake mexican accent, said,"Hey, Paco, let's get some burritos orale!"
Someone please get me tf out
@DrewPavlou
She's Colombian.
As a proud representative of the beautiful country of Mexico, I would like to assert the fact that we do not claim this nasty bitch. Gracias 🇲🇽
@Wizarab10
Post coitus and during pillow talk, I realized she had a severe lice infestation 🪲🤮
I kindly took her to the border(she lived in Mexico) and didn't speak to her again.
@mmbsk123
@Cobratate
@bitterarab
Because I need this shit stain wiped from the internet for the benefit of my son as well as the upcoming generation of boys.