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Decidedly different. Contranym. 'Don't tell me what I'm doing, I don't want to know'

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@Jossycastroxyz
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9 months
My mantra for this year is, EVERYTHING THAT CAN GO RIGHT WILL GO RIGHT.
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Castro
6 months
Carter Efe, man. Always always looking for new and improved ways to play with sand.
@TosinOlugbenga
Tosin Olugbenga
6 months
Everywhere full 😂😂😂
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@Jossycastroxyz
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10 months
@Cerebrone Na highlight and comps szn. Everyone is tier 1 now as long as you played before social media became a thing
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@Jossycastroxyz
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6 months
@dondekojo You're really an Arsenal fan lol. Person wan break record you say make quality opponents no show.
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@Jossycastroxyz
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8 months
@RossowUugulu Fatherless behaviour
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@Jossycastroxyz
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2 years
@onli1boss Walahi. She deserve am
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@Jossycastroxyz
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10 months
Unrelated but ODB >>>> E go play game, e go party, w go womanise, e go do everything and e go still clear everybody. What a dude.
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“I studied for a minimum of 12 hours per day” 🤯 - Henry Anozie, Best Graduating Students of FUTO (CGPA 4.93, MTH department)
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@Jossycastroxyz
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10 months
@toonithecreator They know the truth but they'll rather dai than admit it was a gender issue.
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2 years
@AjeboDanny Love Damini no b mid sha. How bad could it be Wild dreams For my hand Different size Common person It's plenty Last last Cloak and dagger Whiskey Let's be honest, please
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@Jossycastroxyz
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2 years
@Oli_Ekun @BeverlyNaya This shii is too smooth. My peenis don swell
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
Blinking resets your brain.
@Tekanomo_
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2 years
Dear TL, please teach me something new on this tweet. Anything goes. 🧐🤔
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@Jossycastroxyz
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6 months
@hackSultan He said, let's address the MOST IMPORTANT part of that shalaye 😂😂😂
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
Ode ni boboyi 😂 What a guy ❤️
@BlaqBonez
emeka must dance 24’
2 years
“Emeka break my heart” 🥹🥹
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9 months
What a story. Engaged me from start to finish. Has a plot, theme, drama, dialogue, cast, comedy, everything you could ask for. 10/10.
@smoke_nd_pearlz
💕 Delusional Doll Face✨
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The story just kept escalating y’all LMAOOOO😭😭😭
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@Jossycastroxyz
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2 years
@ulxma Be rest assured I have stuffs in an hotel.
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@Jossycastroxyz
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2 years
Lol shame on you. In your own state, you're still unsure if you'd win by a landslide. You're intimidating voters of a candidate you claim can't win. Ina orun loma Jo yin
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@Jossycastroxyz
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2 years
@Ssaasquatch Where the toilet is trusted.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
7 months
The reason I love this video is not even because of what he said. It's the fact that the sheikh was going to accept with the shawarma excuse but habibi just kept going 😂
@cardansnemesis
lizzy 🇵🇸 a hopeless romantic
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This will never not be funny. it's hilarious 😭😭😭😭😭
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@Jossycastroxyz
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2 years
What the polls showed is that LP doesn't need PDP as much as PDP needs LP for the present and future. LP gained most of the newly registered voters as well who voted the candidate not the party. If there's going to be a coalition, it is PDP who must step down for LP.
@dondekojo
Ayobami
2 years
If they cancel the election, PDP, LP and NNPP will most likely go into it divided again, so what’s the catch. Curious.
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@Jossycastroxyz
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5 months
@Zyyon_ Tbf, August break was called summer coaching
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10 months
@TT_FromMTV3 "No resurrections this time." Shook me to my core.
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@Jossycastroxyz
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11 months
You know what's crazyy? If no one marries him, it's because he is poor. If anyone marries him, it's because he's rich. Almost like that gender can't win with some of you
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@Jossycastroxyz
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2 years
I heard the word clearly. He said to me; THERE SHALL BE NO LIMITATIONS. [Ephesians 3:20] It was a personal message
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Castro
7 months
@Drwhales_ When we say "elections have consequences", what exactly do we mean? Words have meaning. Words must have meanings. People not wanting to help a person because of the role s/he played in whatever sits well with me.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
8 months
February 19, 2021. 3 years ago today. Rest easy, iya Jossy 🕊 I'll always miss you, mum.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
De Jong Busquet Gavi Pedri Kessie Masterclass. Any three can start any game and I won't even complain. We are blessed.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
@FabrizioRomano The Ronaldo effect! No one wants to come to united because Ronaldo took them to Europa
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
8 books to get to know me 1.Homo sapiens 2.Homo Deus 3.Iconoclast 4. The leaderless revolution: how ordinary people will...change politics in the 21st century. 5. Start with why 6. Courage to be happy 7. 21 lessons for the 21st century 8. Everything is fvcked
@MrOdanz
Kelvin Odanz
2 years
8 Books to get to know me 1984 The New Man Joys of motherhood A brief history of time The old man and the medal Sapiens: A brief history of humankind Why Nations fail The Gulag archipelago
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@Jossycastroxyz
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10 months
@Mahmoud_Damisi I don't know who you're talking about but I'll still argue ODB is built different I sabi wetin I dey talk. That boy na werey.
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7 months
@thisism1llar Mo fo lorun bura, this is a 10/10
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@Jossycastroxyz
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2 years
I'll never be ungrateful to @xOluwaseyi ,man. That site NEVER disappoints.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
"Emi eyan, ST.... Badoo je kin dayan mo." - Asake (Dull) "I thank those who discover me, Olamide Badoo and ST" - Fireboy (lifestyle)
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Ayobami
2 years
This Ruger thing, so you people would have dragged Fireboy and Asake if you knew that the ST they keep talking about in songs is Seyi Tinubu?
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Castro
2 years
I keep coming back to this particular tweet. I knew the effect colonisation had, but I never thought about the effect it had on our cultural evolution fr. What a tweet.
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I blame the white men, colonization didn't let our culture evolve by itself so we are stuck at the point they came and nobody is willing to move forward. The only version of culture that is valid to some of you is where we got stopped.
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@Jossycastroxyz
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2 years
@elitestarj @AjeboDanny If there's any album of the three with the least replay value, it's TAT. So if you enjoy TAT, I don't understand why you don't enjoy LD but then, its fine. It has MAD replay value for me sha. LD is an upgrade to TAT in my books.
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@Jossycastroxyz
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2 years
My life changed in February 2021 when I lost my mum. It's only right that God compensates me for that loss in this February 2023. Jehovah Na Ham!!!! Lord Overdo. I'm grateful 🙏
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2 years
@Mahmoud_Damisi na mad person 💀😭😂
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2 years
In other words, may you be successful this year. May you come across great challenges that will shape your future but may you overcome.
@Letter_to_Jack
Man of Letters.
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May your road be rough in 2023.
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@Jossycastroxyz
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7 months
Election period sweet sha. Sodiqtade go don tweet "as of Today, Sim Fubara is still in charge, if you doubt, put body". "Taraba is in the bag for Atiku. If you no dey ground you no dey ground" "This will be the easiest election in history" He was my fav commentator.
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@Jossycastroxyz
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2 years
You're right but your premise is flawed. Buhari lost but he got his 25%. This is not something that has happened before. I'm not saying we should clutch to straws but don't be condescending.
@Yemi__Ajayi
Oluwayemisi L. Ajayi
2 years
Y’all happy over Obi Winning FCT hope you know that Atiku also won and Buhari lost? Omo, I’m tired of educating you lots.
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@Jossycastroxyz
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7 months
@jessealordiah Abeg run am now nau. Abeg run am now now. Two different things
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6 months
That, my friend, also counts as travel experience.
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2 years
ONKDD
@jidesanwoolu
Babajide Sanwo-Olu
2 years
Well done Lagos for coming out to vote on Saturday. We got reports of friction in parts of Lagos this morning but all is calm now. There is no need for violence, as it is not part of our culture. I urge all Lagosians to go about their businesses without any fear of harassment.
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@Jossycastroxyz
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10 months
That's how the "Iyin, this is not you" thing started.
@__banke__
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10 months
Ezra: Cat food is slightly nauseating Tekbro in comments : Really enjoyed your perspective on the synergy between garri and water in relation to the rising cost of living. If I may ask, is your use of “rising” deliberate here bringing attention to the osmossistical phenomenon..
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@Jossycastroxyz
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2 years
"Seeth thou a man who works his legs, he shall sit with Kings and not mere men" [If you've seen this on my snap and/or IG, this post is not for you 💙]
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
11 months
Nigeria politicians will really beat the decency out of your humanity so much so that you'll be left with no choice but to accept that your suffering is of God and not of man because your brain can't imagine your fellow man being responsible for this. It has to be a god.
@NwaanyiOwerre
Dr. O
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Nigeria, and its other side of hyper affluence and luxury….
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
9 months
I really despise a "it's not enough I win, others must fail" attitude. It's creepy.
@KR3Wmatic
Yemi.
9 months
To be honest, pastor Gbadeboye should retire. What the fuck is this prayer? And see the mumu sheep shouting “Amen!”
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@Jossycastroxyz
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6 months
@BarcaTimes If you need some positives or reasons to be hopeful, here they are: Cubarsi. Yamal. Fermin. MATS, PEDRI, DE JONG were injured. We didn't play AT HOME. We lost CDR to the winners. The UCL was also close. It was the fvcking red
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@Jossycastroxyz
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10 months
@emekah_ Wo. I never see anybody wey HIM reach am.
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@Jossycastroxyz
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1 year
Love, Castro.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
You people said we would be giving our president to the wolves if he has no one in the house and now you're still pissed people voted people in
@akinalabi
Oloye Akin Alabi
2 years
They said people now vote individuals and not party, yet they ignored Banky and voted for someone they have no idea of. You simply voted Labour from top to bottom.
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@Jossycastroxyz
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2 years
@parisjontel I can't place the face but your dad looks familiar
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@Jossycastroxyz
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2 years
Happy posthumous birthday, mum. Your optimism and big smile are sorely missed. Rest easy🕊 🕊
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
6 months
PSwho? My gee
@hey_gbenga
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Proper Cule 💙❤️
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
8 months
When my mates dem b working, my guy be sleeping. Woni kofile pe o ma ji nsin. Bop bopper boppest.
@Boboye_Ak
Marvin the Paranoid Android
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I apologize for all past Seyi Vibez slander. I was young and foolish
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@Jossycastroxyz
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10 months
When people say they like Funsho because he is non-threatening, this is what they mean
@KwamiAdadevoh
KA
10 months
Funso would have done a better job with this thread
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
1 year
I don't understand. This post has zero message or did I miss it?
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
I gave my vote to the candidate my preferred candidate. God of all POssiblities, over to you 💙
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
EC 3OA [Harmony Estate PU] House of reps: Apc: 22 Adc: 2 App: 1 Lp: 54 Pdp: 13 Void: 8 Senatorial Apc: 40 Pdp: 18 Lp: 92 ZLP:2 ADC: 2 Void: 12 Presidential AAC: 1 Apga:1 ZLP:2 ADC: 3 PDP: 2 Apc: 38 LP: 102 Void: 17 Polling Unit delivered!!!
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
10 months
That part she thought he wanted to give her money and she said don't worry >>>>>>
@oacthecreator
senatoroac
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She’s not just a lecturer, she’s a mother.
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@Jossycastroxyz
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6 months
Hhaappyy bbiirrtthyddaayy my French Prince. Many happy returns, Padimi. May this year bring you more W and may it begin tonight. 💙❤️
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
This gaslighting is killing me. You broke your own laws, you made everyone feel uncomfortable trusting you and you want them to accept cooked results.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
9 months
@beautifull_chi Lol. You sound as if being a woman automatically means rich or better behaved. For a man, he can be broke or even badly behaved, for the woman, she just has to be a woman?
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@Jossycastroxyz
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2 years
@HafeezAkanni_ @Nana_Remi03 @Havils2 @AbeniAde_ @theayoadams I'd like to know who Adegboro is; seeing as he has an Ade in his name that signifies royalty🤔 @HafeezAkanni_
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
@aproko_doctor You're good asf
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
9 months
Welcome to the best year yet everyone. ✨️
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
He's here and he's perfect.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
You cannot in good conscience have voted for a party that masterminded 8 months ASUU strike, fuel scarcity for 4 months and even cash scarcity, a party that oversaw the owo and lekki massacre, kidnapping and banditry, palliatives hoarding, border closure, among other things.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
5 months
They took down the video? Gone country. You better sell am if you see buyer. I'm so serious.
@waecnigeria
WAEC NIGERIA
8 years
Dr Peter Obi : HOW ANAMBRA BECAME Number 1 in WAEC and NECO via @YouTube
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
Queue long from Bovas filling station reach Aare junction. 1 dollar don dey smell 1000 naira but there's infrastructure at home abi?? Na ogun suppose kee all of una wey dey support this govt.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
The fact that people ignored BBN, Madrid Derby and even the entire EPL yesterday, in real life and on the TL, is moving me. We are getting there 💙
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
Tomorrow is going to be historical. Be a part of it. Play your role. Vote Wisely. Vote LP.
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Castro
2 years
Dear you, ✨️
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
6 months
Wrong. We don't hate him
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
@Nig_Farmer Can we blend it and spray it as liquid?
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
7 months
Lol gba take. What's the worst thing any of you will do? Not vote for Peter Obi? And so what? Is it not the same country all of us will still claim as ours whether or not you vote? Abeg X100000. "That side" yunno Off the road If you vote him, it's not a favour. EKSD
@Letter_to_Jack
Man of Letters.
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Every Yoruba left on that side is having an eye-opener and I’m glad.
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@Jossycastroxyz
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1 year
Bro, Leonardo DiCaprio could have retired in 2013 after THE WOLF OF WALL STREET and he still would hav3 retired as top 3 best thespian of all time. The acting in that feem is sooooooooo unreal. It gets better every time I rewatch it.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
8 months
You know why it cannot be well with a lot of you? If Buhari contests tomorrow, you'll still make excuses for him and vote him. Iku gbigbona lo ma pa yin
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
9 months
"Since you cannot cook, abort the baby" is a premise and conclusion I never thought I'd see in my life.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
@MrOdanz Okowa doesn't appeal to the young adults and new voters. He is not more popular than Peter in the East. It was a very very bad pick.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
9 months
@callmesaowwhy Parks and Recs was really decent. Not great but really decent.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
11 months
Such a HIM kind of guy
@CoolFMNigeria
Cool FM Nigeria 96.9
11 months
How much should we pay lawyer for this work that we asked him to do??😂😂 What is your favorite @layiwasabi impression? #coolfm969 #thenewcool #layiwasabi #funnyvideos
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
8 months
Mind you, that's what NAFDAC and other food agencies are supposed to do for us. What a country, man.
@stephanieindis1
🐼 Mulan Habibii aka Banana girl
8 months
If you live in Nigeria & consume mostly imported foods, always check if there’s a lawsuit or recall. When they are taken off the shelf abroad they send them here ( aka 3rd world countries) BE SAFE OUT THERE.
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Castro
11 months
You can't catch me listening to this kind of artiste, man. You just can't
@XXL
XXL Magazine
11 months
NBA YoungBoy vibing to his new mixtape Decided 2. 🔊
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
Hmmmm. The skin color and this wording of the tweet matched. We know what you're.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
7 months
@mcreignmusic @SodiqTade Ia sodiq an elected governor?
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
"To one with faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is enough"
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
Nothing in this life is real. What makes our money a legal tender is not the paper, the signature of the CBN governor, not the security thread nor watermark. What was deemed worthless few hours ago is now a valid currency. Just ONE directive.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
See what the Lord has done; what we waited for has come to pass. See what the Lord has done.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
Nah this guy is insane
@touringdata
Touring Data
2 years
LOVE, DAMINI, @burnaboy $2,976,472 Revenue ($992,157 avg.) 34,578 Tickets Sold (11,526 avg.) $86.08 Average Price 3/20 Reported Shows #Update
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
@Nftplays_ @olajamoyinka @elitestarj @AjeboDanny African giant> love damini > Twice as Tall. Pleaseeeeee. Real life, 23, time flies and one other track carried TAT but LD is solid asf.
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
Always stepping on necks and year by year, the tears reduce. That's how you deal with mobs.
@MoSalah
Mohamed Salah
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Castro
2 years
@dabiodunMFR @Forbes 💀😅😅😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂🤭
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
6 months
I may hate it as well but it is actually also a valid, correct and widely acceptable way of pronouncing it
@txadel_
T✨
6 months
Why do some of you say ‘ask’ like that and yes I’m being a snob
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
First day (back) at the gym [10/01/23] Body Profile: Weight: 80.4kg Biceps: 14cm Thigh: 22cm Calf: 15cm
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
11 months
The funniest part is the effect this win will have on the populace. I'll be watching. People go bleeeeed
@yeankhar
Alhaji
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BOOOOM 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Congrats if you played the second game🫶🏻
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@Jossycastroxyz
Castro
2 years
You know I will win, right?
@DeeTouch_
GIFTIDEAS|GIFTBOXES|PAPERBAGS|CAREPACKAGES
2 years
Quote this tweet, get zero engagements (no retweet or like) and you’ll be getting this goodies/treat box One person will be selected. No DMs🚫. Must be following this page. T&C applies
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@rsqraji
Bolajoko
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#NewProfilePic Suit and Tie Twitter who?? 🤩
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Castro
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@ayotund3
Aaron 🌻
2 years
quote this tweet with anything.
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