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@JoshWAllan1

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Just a dual Swiss and English man, living in Manchester. 🇨🇭🇬🇧

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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
9 months
I hate having beer fear and no memory from the night before, because I’m sat here thinking this is the kind of stuff I was doing last night.
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@JoshWAllan1
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9 months
BREAKING: Sheridan Smith is in talks with Netflix to star in a new documentary about the infamous murder of Diane, a retired teacher from Lancashire who was viciously killed by a glass of sparkling rose. #traitorsUK #TheTraitors
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@JoshWAllan1
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1 year
i got so many compliments at Tunnel last night. Made me feel right good. 🥹
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@JoshWAllan1
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2 years
wys
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@JoshWAllan1
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3 years
same view, different year
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@JoshWAllan1
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1 year
Upgraded my iPhone today x
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
2 years
A bit different to the usual cargo trousers, tshirt and denim jacket down canal street, but not bad. 🕺🏻
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@JoshWAllan1
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2 years
theres no coffee in the cup, its a pointless prop x
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
4 years
@DavidPaisley @JamesFl Okay hear me out. Does anyone hear their own voice saying the words whilst silently reading a book? Sort of like an audiobook playing in tour head but with your voice?
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@JoshWAllan1
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1 year
Monday hangovers are disgusting wtf.
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@JoshWAllan1
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5 months
🐂
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@JoshWAllan1
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3 years
I know its the wrong sport. But, an England kit is an England kit though. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@JoshWAllan1
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3 years
Is than an acceptable bar supervisor uniform for The Brewers?
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
11 months
January -> November
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@EnrySilvain
⬡⬢ ENRY SILVAIN ⬢⬡
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January -> November Feel like a different person
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@JoshWAllan1
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2 years
I really wanna get my nips pierced
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
1 year
guess who passed their probabtion x
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@JoshWAllan1
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2 years
@miketommo99 @HalifaxBank @vanmoyles This isn’t an airport, no need to announce your departure.
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
3 years
im only working till 11pm next friday. Should I go to jock party: Sportswear in my rugby kit? 🤭
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@JoshWAllan1
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2 years
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
9 months
hotel motel premier inn
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@JoshWAllan1
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2 years
I dyed my eyebrows and stubble yesterday to make it appear more noticeable, and I’m into it x
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
2 years
If you have people like Katie Hopkins, Julia Hartley Brewer, Darren Grimes, Piers Morgan, Laurence Fox, Sophie Corcoran, Dan Wootton and Nigel Farage trying to convince people how much of a bad person you are, then I think, as a person. You’re pretty fucking decent. Looool.
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
3 years
Shameless thirst trap because i do really like my legs. 😌😚
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
3 years
my grindr when i put “no tories x”
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@JoshWAllan1
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7 months
another day another dollar
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4 months
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
1 year
off to go watch some old man in a robe dunk my nephews head in a holy bath x
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
7 months
a picture with a dog makes you 100% prettier x
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@MarketingBully_
Ty | The Marketing Bully
1 year
What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!” 👀👀
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@JoshWAllan1
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3 months
All these younger twinks firing me up on grindr recebtly is really appreciating but where are my beefy bearded men at. 😮‍💨
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
3 years
Imagine being a group of grown men and saying “here comes the gay brigade” to a bunch of lads just finishing their shift in the village lol. Mate you’re about 40, sat drinking stella in the rain on a bench with your mates. I did that when I was 13. Go look after your kids.
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
3 years
ok this gonna be the one to go viral i feel it x
@PopCrave
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Anitta shares a snippet of her upcoming new single, “Boys Don’t Cry.” 💧
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
1 year
the building management company of my block of flats have changed the code to get into the building, not sent an email out to the tenants, and refuse to give the code out because of security reasons. ???? how do i get into my home ????
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
2 years
Shift Over. Brew and Bed. 🥰
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@JoshWAllan1
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4 years
@SkyNews I mean... would we have expected him to say “ah yeah, we are a bit racist to be fair. Sorry, my mistake.” 😂😂
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
7 months
Good soup
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8 months
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
10 months
@polecat_the @adilray where are the no go areas. its a protest, its very rare anyone does this at any protest. Again, it’s a protest, this happens at most protests. Again, this has happened at previous protests. this is nothing new. That’s literally what protests do.
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@JoshWAllan1
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1 year
🏋🏻‍♂️ yes am showing them off cause it was leg day today and they look mint x
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@JoshWAllan1
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3 years
I tell you what, this whole not having time to eat because I’m always at work diet is going rather well. 😌
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
3 years
Since dogging is trending heres my personal favourite
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
2 years
about last night
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
9 months
@loveisland_szn “you got something to say, say it to our face” … after talking about the lasses behind their backs. 😩😭
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
3 years
If you would like to book a table for the brewers can I suggest the website and not grindr, thanks x
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
3 years
@greg_JL @WhyMwanji Its got to the point where we turn bridal parties and stag parties away.
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
2 years
50% of me wants me to have a cuppa, choco hob nobs and watch elite, the other 50% wants me to go to filthy gorgeous. 😭
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
3 years
Grey Sweatpants season x
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@JoshWAllan1
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2 years
hi london x
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2 years
e n o u g h
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
1 year
actually you know what , points were made tbh even tho gh im rather pissed
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@JoshWAllan1
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1 year
best compliment tonight was from a straight lad saying he needs my chest workout cause my pecs look “insane”. little does he know in the light theyre the equivalent to double d breasts
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4 years
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3 years
am knackered babs x
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
6 months
Now I know 29 minutes tends average for someone just their high 20s, but for someone like me who had been obese fat thin and fat again. Im personally ecstatic.
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
6 months
Just bodied a 5k in 29 fucking minutes mate. First time I’ve ever got under 30 minutes. I think I’m gonna have a heart attack.
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
3 years
me behind the bar this weekend whenever i see a Twitter mutual
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Josh
3 years
London, let’s ave ye.
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@JoshWAllan1
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3 years
I’ve decided not to bother wasting my time trying to look good for pride with diets or the gym. Cause I look good regardless of muscles or fat and to be quite frank, i don’t ✨ c a r e ✨
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1 year
hi x
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1 year
I respectfully disagree.
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@ZeldaAGabriel
Zelda Aurora Jeanne Gabriel
2 years
Men. Do. Not. Have. Breasts.
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2 years
🦫
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1 year
this has NEVER happened before but OOFT.
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Josh
8 months
que tal
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Josh
6 months
you cant see the blue jeans and black timbs but its giving late night truck driver from the south
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Josh
3 years
I’m sorry, but i’m not doing a two week circuit break. I’m gonna continue testing daily, and taking regular pcr tests and then I’m going up north to see my family. It’s been two years, and I’m not letting some fat, ugly, oaf who had xmas and garden parties tell me otherwise.
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@JoshWAllan1
Josh
5 months
@BellaWallerstei Have israel/the Idf not killed babies? Im confused.
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Josh
1 year
Qué Tal?
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1 year
its really hard x
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@pecsOTD
Pecs of the Day 🍉
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carrying those massive tits all by yourself, handsome?
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@JoshWAllan1
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2 years
@kayvchambers @MilesGoodwin20 @ToffTalks except it does when he’s telling us not to meet family, stay inside and setting an example for the UK whilst he’s necking some bird in his government office in the same breath. Can sod right off with that.
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3 years
THE BREWERS IS RE-OPENING APRIL 19th AHHHHHHHHH. IM GOING BACK TO WORK LADS XOXOOXOX
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10 months
@Wombat802809 @HeidiBachram He’s constantly condemned Hamas and spoke how horrible the things he has seen are. So I don’t understand why you are just flat out lying?
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2 years
2012 vs 2022
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2 years
therapy at work
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1 month
I beg, leave the pride festivities to us Bar Venues and take your overcrowded, overrated and under thought planning somewhere else.
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Manchester Pride
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Early Bird tickets on sale! 😱 🏳️‍🌈 Whether you had the best weekend ever or missed out on the fun, this is your chance to secure tickets to Manchester Pride Festival 2025 for the best price! 😎 We only have a very limited amount - Early Bird Tickets:
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@MENnewsdesk aw good, im happy for her
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1 year
just for dom x
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@thegaryfuqua
ᴍx. ɢᴀʀʏ 🇵🇸
1 year
Men. DO NOT. Have. Big. Thighs. 😡
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2 years
@ThrowingAPaddy to be fair the trousers do make your bum look amazing.
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Josh
3 years
just waiting for my fresh bedding x
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2 years
idk what im doing tbh x
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@JoshWAllan1
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3 years
Morning campers, another day another dawn x
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