Josh Too Jolly
@JoshTooJolly
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Son of San Antonio now in the suburbs of Houston.
Somewhere in Texas
Joined October 2009
I’ve seen enough and I can no longer defend this. It’s time for Young Peter to fire Gregg Popovich and Brian Wright.
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Coach Pop calling for the intentional foul on Shaq 5 seconds into the new year after Shaq complained about the Spurs using the Hack-A-Shaq in the playoffs.
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Kyle Rittenhouse being one of those kids who lies about being an A&M student while at Blinn College is one of the funniest— yet absolutely believable — stories of the year.
In a now-deleted tweet, Kyle Rittenhouse says he's going to Blinn, not Texas A&M
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Tim Duncan literally shouted out the medical staff — by name —in his Hall of Fame speech, so all of the Kawhi apologists can shut the hell up forever.
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And STILL the only college football team in FBS (Division 1-A) from the Lone Star State that you have EVER seen win a national championship…. THE TEXAS LONGHORNS 🤘🐂🤫
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Two Popovich disciples coaching in this year’s NBA Finals. Even when he doesn’t make the playoffs, Pop’s mark on the game is undeniable. #GoSpursGo #RallyTheValley #FearTheDeer @NBAonTNT
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The @spurs will put fiesta colors on anything but the uniforms.
We’re bringing San Antonio flavor from the court to the curb with the all-new @SpursStreetEats Food Truck! 🌮🚚. Vote for a featured item to be added to the menu at before its grand opening on Oct. 3. @RicosProducts | #GoSpursGo
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@ScottAdamsSays @hbryant42 @ijbailey Your TV show got canceled for being about a white guy but then King of The Hill and Family Guy stayed on air for 9 more years.
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Austin Reaves confirms on All The Smoke that he did consider signing with the Spurs.
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@FanSided If the 1999 championship was so easy that it doesn’t count, then Kobe & Shaq should have won it, but they got swept by the Spurs and closed The Forum with a loss.
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@MacPena He deserved it. He shouldn’t be lecturing paying fans in the middle of a game. Booing isn’t cussing or naming players’ family members.
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NBA fans and media are praising Ja Morant for rightfully calling out Iguodala but wanted to crucify Tony Parker in 2018 for defending his excellent training staff during Kawhi’s fake injury. #GoSpursGo.
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THERE ARE NO SAGUARO CACTI OR CLIFFS IN SAN ANTONIO!!!!
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Ernie Johnson voted Wemby for DPOY. That man KNOWS BALL.
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It’s popular in France to take a pic of yourself jumping a turnstile like this in reference to a famous photo of French President Jacques Chirac.
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How the narrative just centered in on the Astros I’ll never understand.
Rob Manfred, Feb 18, 2020, talking about the Astros scandal and sign-stealing in the league. He says: "But I want be really clear about this, there were issues raised with respect to OTHER CLUBS as well." . Other clubs as well. Fascinating.
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Spurs game is empty. UTSA game is empty. And y’all want SA to get an NFL or MLB team?!?
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Lincoln Riley is worried about the transfer portal getting crazy.
Lincoln Riley says the transfer portal needs to change. “I think at some point we’ll have to put in some guardrails. … I think it’s difficult for players, difficult for coaches, difficult to build rosters.”
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@rob_cooks96 @HoopMixOnly Kobe 2009 & 2010= no Shaq.Tim 2005 & 2007 = no David Robinson.Steph 2015 & 2022= no Kevin Durant.
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My mom doesn’t have twitter so she asked me to tweet out #voicesavedeandre because my family has love for Port Arthur, TX.
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Australia winning a medal in men’s basketball for the first time is proof that your team is much better if it doesn’t haven’t Ben Simmons.
BRONZED AUSSIES 🥉. Medal mission complete. The @BasketballAus Boomers are coming home from the Olympics with a bronze medal for the first time #Tokyo2020 . Patty Mills went to another level with 42 points to lead like he has since the opening ceremony 🇦🇺
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You’d think after that DeJounte Murray trade yielding the best return imaginable for a one-time all star and the calculated tank for Wembanyama being a success, all Spurs fans would have some confidence in Brian Wright. Some people ain’t happy unless they’re mad.
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@RealBradMandala @Esqueer_ No priest has been defrocked for assaulting children. Seems something to get mad and protest about.
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Jeff Traylor: “UTSA fans have to stop talking so much trash on twitter.”. UTSA’s social media team:.
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David Robinson, Rasho Nesterovic, Francisco Elson, & Tiago Splitter were all figments of my imagination, apparently.
Tim Duncan is a center. Dirk is the best PF ever.
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Something that gets overlooked about The Great Bill Russell is that he was never a hating-ass old head. Told Tim Duncan he was his favorite athlete. Told Kobe & KG he was as proud of them as he was his own kids. Real recognized real. RIP @RealBillRussell
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Man I love the fact Altuve & Correa both went yard in Trevor Bauer
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@RangersInsiders The curse of being terrible neighbors during Hurricane Harvey and not agreeing to switch home series with the Astros.
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Found my old Spurs Coyote jersey from childhood. Hey, .@Spurs .@SpursCoyote .@nikebasketball please re-issue some new 2! jerseys.
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@Burner4312 @KendallRogers @USC_Baseball @TexasBaseball Please tell me when Texas Baseball was irrelevant. They’ve gone to the Mens CWS 11 times in the last 22 seasons. What time are they going “BACK” to?.
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@NBAMemes Pretty disgusting how people act like a college sophomore being with a girl in middle school is no big deal.
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@TalkinBaseball_ @BaseballDoesnt Good thing I’m an Astros fan and never have to worrry about my pitchers cheating like this. 👍.
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@Sir_Shnasty @AndrewBPosadas @JoshEberley Lmao “misdiagnosis.”. Interesting how nobody has ever said what was misdiagnosed. What is not a quad? Was it not a degenerative issue?! The organization that invented load management and testing healthy played would suddenly rush their franchise player back from injury? Please.
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@Starkiller613 You don’t fill a 100k+ seat stadium and become a top-5 profitable program without the “t-shirt fans.” Aggies have branded Texas as the elitist, pompous fan base yet demean our fans who aren’t alumni. Aggies have plenty of “t-shirt” fans as well. This is hypocritical and stupid.
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@jorr1978 @TracesofTexas @JanetSYoung1 Lmaooo drive maybe 15 minutes into Houston and you’ll see chingos of bean & cheese tacos.
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@ObamaCare651929 @ynkr222 @ReallyOnMyMind @Dexerto MOST? Do you mean most in Suburban Austin, Houston, Dallas, & San Antonio do you actually mean most?.
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@fidmart85 How did Dia De Los Muertos iconography become a catch-all representation for all of Mexican or Latino culture?! It’s one holiday.
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I love how Phil Jackson’s players (except Rodman) all seem to dislike him and all of Pop’s players (even Stephen Jackson) love and respect him.
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@asallach @MomsPostingLs All kids want their real parents. You can’t change that. Never will.
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Official attendance at UTSA today was less than 17k. People are smoking crack rock if they think SA can get an NFL team if they can't even support their white hot division 1 college team the week after its biggest win in history.
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Kawhi Leonard voluntarily left this family.
.@DejounteMurray: “He played for your dad’s team a long time ago. I was a baby like you.”. @DavidtheAdmiral: “Your dad is breaking all my records.” 🤣🔊🆙. #NBAAllStar | #PorVida
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@Chuskysly @ObamaCare651929 @ynkr222 @ReallyOnMyMind @Dexerto It’s weird when people inside their suburbs bubbles think this entire big ass state is exactly like their quaint neighborhoods with cul-de-sacs and manicured lawns.
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@BON_SBNation Get whomever threw that water bottle at the Bama players. That was right on the money. 🎯.
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I’m laughing at LA sports fans and media who diminished the Spurs 1999 championship (61% of a normal season) for 20 years but will die on a hill defending the Dodgers’ 2020 championship (37% of a normal season).
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Rest In Peace to the man never scared to portray an icon, historical or fictional. #ChadwickBoseman #WakandaForever
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49-0. What a beautiful football game. #HookEm #TexasFight #OUsucks #RedRiverShowdown #RedRiverShootout
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@BaseballBrit Reading your tweets on learning about US college football is the most entertaining thing on the internet.
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@DanClarkSports “tHiS pRoVeS tHe AsTrOs’ OnE wOrLd SeRiEs TiTlE wAsN’t lEgIt ‘CaUsE tHeY cHeAtEd” . The Astros’ postseason competition that year:
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@billyliucci @HaFro09 @_AggieStan_ @angrybevo21 You made a documentary about a team who was 6-6 in its last Big 12 season that was “SEC Ready.”
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This was supposed to be the great Texas intrastate rivalry post Dirk vs Duncan. Instead these punks whined themselves away from teams that set them up for success and we only got one playoff series. I hope they crash and burn with each other in LA.
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@VernonMaxwell11 Utah doesn’t deserve an NBA team. Move that franchise to Seattle to be named the Sonics and give the Jazz name back to New Orleans where it belongs.
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The Flash is going to perform worse than Black Widow, which premiered in the middle of the pandemic while simultaneously available on-demand via Disney Plus. Really hope this means we’ll never see Ezra Miller on screen again.
#TheFlash is now projected to end its worldwide box office run under $350M which would be less than:. -Black Adam.-Eternals.-Black Widow.-Uncharted. Warner Bros will lose $300M on this movie as a result of the underwhelming response from fans.
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