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Goin to make a thread of some of the bathrooms av tiled and fitted over the last couple years in case anyone’s into that kinda hing
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Finallyyyy back fitting bathrooms after a long few months off, here’s the before and afters of this weeks job
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2 years ago today my arsehole of a boss made me and another boy I worked with stand in the pishing rain and wash the work vans, 2 years on I’ve been self employed 8 months and just expanded my business today by taking on the boy I was washing the vans with 🤣
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Finished this wet room last night, put in 90 hours worth of work over the week but well worth it for that finished result.
@ kaneconceptbathrooms on Instagram for all the before and afters
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Chucking the plumbing and taking up the confectionary game heard it here first
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Why can a no reply to a message without sayin ‘hahaha’ at the start what is this disease
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Lidl bakery is in a league of its own always has been
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Am the most socially awkward cunt ever lmao was gettin ma change in the shop n tried to say cheers n thanks at same time n said chanks mate
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Posted everyone else’s before and afters so may as well post my own 🛀🏻 stressful few weeks renovating my gaff and starting a new business but glad the first room is fully finished!
Follow my business account on Instagram to see more transformations-KaneConceptBathrooms
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A love ma own company and doing things by myself but this is a different kind of confidence altogether fair play to her
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“Never coming home” you will literally be at the airport 3 hours early for your flight
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8 years in the trade, been in thousands of houses and this is the worst thing av ever seen, carpet in a kitchen
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Scary how close u can get to ur dog don't think al ever love anythin more than a love ma wee pal
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Everyone says am a bad driver yet when am in the motor maself ma driving is fine so am sorry but yous are the problem no me
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Last November I got off to a good start setting up my business, but enquiries are starting to slow down again & there’s no government funding available for the newly self employed. Hopefully Twitter can boost it back up again. All work is carried out by myself 🛁🛠 cheers team x
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It’s no till Valentine’s Day u realise how many couples are the spittin imagine of each other lmaoo freaky stuff
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If u post private stuff on Facebook about ur relationship or child ur a nonce
If u argue publicly over Facebook ur a nonce
If u ask a question on Facebook that can easily be googled ur a nonce
If u post one single status on Facebook u are a big fat fucking nonce
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Over the age a 25 and still doin seasonal work in magaluf you either need yer head checked or yer hard drive checked
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Death penalty to anyone with a carpet in their bathroom and that’s the bottom line
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If you make scrambled eggs in the microwave ye need to leave the kitchen
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Ma mum sent me this pic of the wee man yesterday while a was at work. One for the mantelpiece if he didn’t have a ragin boner
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It never gets any easier but it’s always worth it @ KaneConceptBathrooms
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Different level of pedo if you have what car you drive in your Instagram bio and this is not up for discussion goodbye
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Worked in some of the richest areas in Glasgow and not been offered anything, done a council housing maintenance contract with my old work in Castlemilk and Govan last year and was offered lines of gear, cans of super, tea coffee etc 🤣 always those who have less that give more
Quick question
If you have tradesmen in the house do you offer them a drink?
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The progression of attitude towards these mirror selfie’s speaks volumes
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Last job of the year done, merry Christmas and happy new year bathroom shaggers 🙏
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One of the nicest jobs av done so far 🛀🏻 @ kaneconceptbathrooms for the toilet work
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3 years since the most traumatic event in my life so far
2 years ago today got sent to fix a shower, guy answered the door in a pair of tighty whiteys then tried to kiss me as a was leaving. The PTSD is real
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All a can think about recently is buying ma own gaff and doing it up to fuck get the tools oot
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1 million steps later, top floor tenement complete ☑️
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2 years ago today got sent to fix a shower, guy answered the door in a pair of tighty whiteys then tried to kiss me as a was leaving. The PTSD is real
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Another bathroom done n dusted in Glasgow today, all white marble with a light pink herringbone pattern tile in the shower area, light grey wall hung vanity and an LED globe mirror
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1 year ago today a quit my job working for a company that treated me like shit and made me not want to get out of bed in the morning and av not looked back since, the difference to your mental state when you’re happy at work is so important
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1 year ago today I left my job and started
@kaneconceptbathrooms
Over 35 bathrooms remodelled, another bathroom fitter and an apprentice, second van arriving next week and fully booked for the rest of the year.
Do what you love, believe in yourself and you can’t go wrong 🤙
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Bali or Thailand is callin ma name who the fucks booking up with me
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This job took about 10 years off my life
@ KaneConceptBathrooms on the gram 📸
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Ma wee mums in her element in this weather man 6 washings out goin like a conveyor belt
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Textin when ur half asleep is just as bad as textin when ur mwi a talk some amount of shite lmao
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Heartbreak when the elf bar starts tasting like burnt cotton wool and no delicious blueberry
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Could happily never step foot in a club ever again, up the pubs and gaffs
Mate I miss clubs soooo much. Getting ready, the drinks, the music, the dancing, meeting new people, the afters 😭
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Always go inty B&M with no clue what am lookin for and come out with hunners a shit lmao place is class
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Absolutely class patter when cunts use social media to tell folk they’re takin a break from social media keep up the good work
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Goin near one a ur 'good pals' exs is major snake behaviour absolutely fuck that for a laugh
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Honestly duno how folk can go to bed without a bottle a water beside them
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Quite impressive the amount a fat guys that turned skinny during the eccie epidemic
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Leif got the cells last night and the bacon forgot to take his phone off him hahahahaha
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Said it once say it again, couples that look like each other freak me the fuck oot
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Wee apprentice in work was goin on about getting a bird up last night said he spent £20 on stuff to bake a cake with her was all going well he went in for a kiss and she turned her heed and went home 🤣😭 don’t blame her after a seen the cake
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Why settle for a new build bathroom when it could look like this 😎 @ KaneConceptBathrooms on the gram for more of the same
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Asked ma mum to take a picture of trousers a bought the day to try match it with a tie...
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Took great pleasure in smashing that old pine ceiling to pieces
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Crackin ma neck and back is honestly the highlight of ma day fuckin love it
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Who gave disposable vapes the right to be so delicious
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Once you’ve had your phone on do not disturb for a while theres literally no good reason to turn it off
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Last bathroom renovation of this horrendous year 🛁🛁🛁
@ KaneConceptBathrooms on insta
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This job isn’t easy but it’s 100% the most rewarding feeling in the world standing back and looking at what you’ve created. With some help from
@AllanBrown1
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The amount of 12 hour shifts on this monster of a job is unspeakable. Marbella in the morning tho 😎
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Been a year since a posted this lockdown job and it went viral, gave me the confidence to start up my own business and have been non stop since. Power of Twitter is wild
Finallyyyy back fitting bathrooms after a long few months off, here’s the before and afters of this weeks job
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Some new content for the bathroom shaggers, finished up today ✅
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A few sober weekends and late nights but it’s done ✅ never done any fencing/decking/landscaping before this but fair play to people who do it’s a graft. I’ll stick to bathrooms x
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Why are birds so incapable a sitting watchin a film from start to finish
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Ad wanty drink masel to death anol if that was the standard of tunes played at the weekend
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Downstairs toilet finished up last night for Celtic defender Greg Taylor
KaneConceptBathrooms on insta
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Outdone myself here can’t lie
@ KaneConceptBathrooms on the gram
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Do any more lassies feel the need to tell Twitter they want a slim figure nice teeth nice hair natural tan and £10k or are yous quite done
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Can put ma house on it 3 months down the lie this will be quote tweeted with “never mind he shagged her”
A few days ago my bf put up an Insta with a girl best friend of his & since that I’ve been asked multiple times am I okay??? or have I said anything to him yet?? Or do you need me to sort him out????
People pls why can’t we just let boys have girl best friends 😭
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Instagram notes actually makes me feel sick what a terrible feature
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You can have a cheese board and wine, I’ll have a coffee and a biscuit
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Standard new build bathrooms aren’t the 1 @ kaneconceptbathrooms
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Some of the scrans people post on their story are so bad 🤣🤣 fuckin bangers and mash with the caption how am I not wifed yet
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