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@Jord260497
Jord
9 months
🤣🤣🤣 train fares up again, medical staff underpaid, majority of roads are an absolute disgrace to drive on, and public services keep getting cut back...but here's another £2.5bn from nowhere. Get them out.
@SkyNews
Sky News
9 months
"We need to do more" says PM Rishi Sunak as he announces the single biggest package of defence aid to Ukraine since the war began of £2.5b 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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@Jord260497
Jord
2 years
Your 10 year old cousin on Christmas day with his new footy top and Christmas cracker hat on
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
Could you imagine the uproar if 5 lads rigged out in North face on scramblers with pitbulls went out killing foxes
@CAupdates
Countryside Alliance
3 years
Wonderful scenes from the #BoxingDay meet for the Bicester Hunt with Whaddon Chase which was held in Winslow, Buckinghamshire, earlier today. Many thanks to Sam Nash for sharing this great footage.
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
Bouncers when they see 2 fellas going in the same cubicle
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
No hi viz, no steelies, no light eye protection. I hope the HSE closes them down.
@JamesPearceLFC
James Pearce
3 years
Jurgen Klopp braving the rain at the ground-breaking ceremony for the new Anfield Road Stand #LFC
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
He's whacked his losers medal on HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
@kylewalker2
Kyle Walker
3 years
I’m glad my pre-match team talk worked…well done boys! @ManCity 🤝💙
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@Jord260497
Jord
4 months
Week into June and its barely shorts weather. Pathetic country.
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@Jord260497
Jord
5 months
Worst possible holiday blue this. Proper fall from grace.
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
When Hayley died on corrie
@klufc2
klufc
3 years
Absolutely gutted for Roy
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
Benjamin Mendy secret santa
@Aldo1878
Conagh🧣
3 years
Just finished raping all the presents👍
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
Yes bro that's a sick bandana
@Mutu_123
Liam
3 years
no 🤢🤢🤢 and them hand emojis what a cringe
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
Garlic bread and peri chips are the elite nandos sides yeno 🤌🤌
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@Jord260497
Jord
9 months
Idk who needs to hear this but Maccies brekky is for bottom feeders 👍 awful awful scran
@McDonaldsUK
McDonald's UK
9 months
IT'S COMING BACK - available from 07.02.2024
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
And just like that I hate milk
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Criminal behaviour
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@Jord260497
Jord
9 months
"Put in reverse Terrrrr" will go down in folklore that quote
@sspencerukk
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Leaked footage from NYE on Epstein island
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
@SuppressedSikh True Geordie:
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
Mad how the Taliban aren't the worst thing on telly
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
Ice cold glass of milk any time of day 🤌🤌🤌
@nadipot
nadal
3 years
ice cold glass of milk when ur rough 🤌🏼🤌🏼
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@Jord260497
Jord
9 months
Your 2024 luck won't be determined by posting a picture on your insta story. Don't be a sausage👍
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
Yer da getting out the pool in Benidorm after swimming half the length
@itsdxnni
danni
3 years
A lorry has reversed into the Bristol harbour hahahaha
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
Reckon he looked at his socks and webs and knocked it
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@Jord260497
Jord
9 months
There's genuinely people who think Russia are on the brink of invading Europe yeno hahahaha I can't deal with the amount of idiots in this country
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@Jord260497
Jord
10 months
Truly is unbelievable up there
@LFC
Liverpool FC
10 months
Our new Anfield Road Stand is ready to welcome 10,000 fans for tonight’s test event and a special Q&A with the boss 🙌
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
Nobody: Me at the bag of compost in the garden centre:
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@Jord260497
Jord
11 months
"Alright John, it's ya mate Big Dunc. I see ya being a wee seed on the timeline again pal, we canny be having that"
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@Jord260497
Jord
2 years
@JamieWebster94 @travel_limited Promoting a day trip to Paris for £650 really isn't it
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3 years
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@scouse_Everton
PrideOfMerseyside
3 years
I thought firmino starts ahead of richarlison though 🤔
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@Jord260497
Jord
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
Hope everyone crawls out the smackheads ass now
@daisylaut
daisy ☾⋆
3 years
oh
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@Jord260497
Jord
1 year
If you go to a gig and sing footy songs you're a bad bad loser
@TheRedmenTV
The Redmen TV
1 year
Best in the world 🇧🇷🎶
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@Jord260497
Jord
2 years
Less than 10 years ago, how times change ey
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@LFC
Liverpool FC
2 years
Liverpool FC has released a statement following today's match against Manchester City at Anfield.
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@Jord260497
Jord
9 months
@GrazaWhu He wouldn't though would he
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@Jord260497
Jord
5 months
@DJBandy92 Incredible. No real orange juice, just corn syrup and chemicals🤌
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
4 pints
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@Jord260497
Jord
11 months
Lol
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@Jord260497
Jord
2 years
No words man. Never allow that city to host a major game of footy ever again.
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@Jord260497
Jord
1 year
Me saying spot on that fella to the barber after he's just committed a war crime on me barnet
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
"There we have it people, I got taped to a lamp post for looting. L5 alive"
@VladDavidzon
Vladislav Davidzon
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Ukrainians are taping looters all around the country to lamp posts and telephone poles using rope and tape.
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@Jord260497
Jord
2 years
@stringpuller86 @sportbible Ban tories from football*
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Jord
1 year
Horrendous this and I feel for them, but I wonder how many of these jumped the gun and called our fans every name under the sun following Paris last year
@aadamp9
Aadam Patel
1 year
City stewards from Manchester saying this is chaos. Fans barely moving in the queue. This is 2023…
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@Jord260497
Jord
2 years
Nice to see the most overrated fan base in the country bailed their big day out early hahahahahaha. FUCKIN RATS
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
California in 1850:
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@Jord260497
Jord
2 months
The far right are dangerous dangerous people
@RMTunion
RMT
2 months
⚠️ SAFETY ALERT It has been brought to our attention that dangerous stickers have been discovered at a railway station that, once removed, have razor blades stuck to them. Please take extreme care and do not attempt to remove them.
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
We lost you bad fucking weirdos hahahahahahahah
@TheAnfieldTalk
The Anfield Talk
3 years
Last time out in the League Cup final…
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@Jord260497
Jord
9 months
@alex6_also And we shouldn't be.
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@joshua_pieters
Josh Pieters
3 months
Lamine Yamal was 12 when covid happened 😂
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Jord
3 years
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@Jord260497
Jord
10 months
Yeah just imagine
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@BFirstParty
Britain First
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Albanian migrants celebrating Albanian Independence Day in London, England. Imagine celebrating your Independence Day by living in someone else’s nation….
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@Jord260497
Jord
2 years
How silly was this by the way😮‍💨
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Jord
1 year
Cant believe he signed off with this gif after being sent down for battering his bird. Vile cunt.
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@Jord260497
Jord
2 months
Ballies on to peaceful protest hahahaha, not one of these cunts would be missed if they were all put down by the way👍
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
Nobody: Scooby doo:
@_JRE5_
Jay
3 years
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! ITS COMING ROME🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
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Jord
8 months
Same again🙏
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Jord
2 years
Ticket✅️ Phone✅️ Tea towel ✅️
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
To run on the pitch towards your own manager must take a special kind of head falling off. What a club.
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Jord
3 years
Birds who leak screenshots of messages of famous people are genuine bums
@CurtCulpepperGB
Curtis Culpepper
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Jord
1 year
Twat of a comedown
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Jord
3 years
Everton playing air raid sirens
@sportbible
SPORTbible
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What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at a football match?
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Jord
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@ch4mbo_
chambo
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LIVERPOOL HAVE BOTTLED THEIR LEAD NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #VILLIV
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Jord
3 years
@Raka17__ Think they've got their own enclosure in chester zoo mate
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Jord
2 years
Cant believe they've gone to sing and shout at a bus after giving us shit for years hahahahahaha
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Jord
3 years
@SuppressedSikh Trump when Biden and Johnson ask for his help
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Jord
2 years
@Patchwrightt Would rail your missis tho hahahahahahahhaa
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
Havertz scored the winning goal in a European cup final hahahaha there is 0 comparison
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Jord
3 years
The blues are fucking mongs hahahaha
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
The infamous Red Army held in by 7 bizzies hahahahaha🤡🤡🤡
@MUFC1908
Billy Meredith
3 years
Man United fans in Leeds 😆😆 “UNITED! UNITED!”
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@Jord260497
Jord
2 years
Rivalry aside I hope Anthony Gordon's ACL explodes
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Jord
3 years
I'm not racist, I love John Barnes!
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Jord
2 years
Some people will barely get the chance to go all season, if they're made up don't put them down. Proper self entitled shout from our "socialist" fan base once again
@keegan_p9
Keegan
2 years
Mad how people are posting Bournemouth ✅📦😄because they’re going tomorrow asif they’ve landed a final ticket or stn
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Jord
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@allDogsGoToh3vn Anyone killing a child should be splattered regardless of background
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Jord
9 months
@SpoonsRS It doesn't. I support local small run cafes rather than a big billion dollar corporation. Quite the opposite of classism 👍
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Jord
3 years
They sang que sera 30 secs before taki slotted ahahahaha
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Jord
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@DunnyLFC_ Someone decided club colours and scarves weren't acceptable
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Jord
9 months
@DannyVincenttt @SpoonsRS I do wear homemade clothes, my dad is Hugo Boss
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@Jord260497
Jord
2 years
The biggest lie ever hahahaha. How can a blue under 27 say this when they've never seen their team lift silverware
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Jord
2 years
Fuck Dot Cotton 👍
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Jord
2 years
If he missed I'd be seeing this vid on whatsapp
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Jord
4 months
I've not seen a more nailed on Real Madrid player since Ronaldo was about to join them.
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Liverpool FC
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Jord
1 year
Chelsea away with the main men
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Jord
9 months
@Jordhy123_ They're so so bad, majority of the patches are cowboy jobs, don't even last a year
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Jord
3 years
Dfkmmmm💀💀💀
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Jord
3 years
Me singing fat Spanish waiter at the Anfield derby
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Jord
2 months
That stretch of M62 between Liverpool and Manchester has the most amount of empty heads who cruise in the outside lane at 60mph
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Jord
3 years
Imagine cheering on Italy cos of a song after Italian ultras put one of our own in a coma. Weird try hards on here.
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Jord
1 month
It's grim but the only people to blame are the tout rats enabling this. Cut them off and you lose tourists in the away ends. Fans are beefing the wrong people.
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Jord
9 months
@alex6_also Giving another state military weapons is beyond stupid
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Jord
3 years
Become a big fan of Phillips me. Only him and Henderson stayed to watch the Italy players celebrate. 2 class acts.
@DSheridanYEP
Daniel Sheridan
3 years
Kalvin Phillips kissing his medal while the rest couldn’t wait to get rid says a lot about him. #lufc
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Jord
2 years
One of the worst away ends here these hahahaha, firm of losers that little pack of ultras at the front too hahaha
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Jord
3 years
My man hasn't seen his club lift a trophy full stop hahahahaha
@Evertxn
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3 years
Funny how the Red’s never got to see Liverpool lifting the PL trophy in the flesh after 30 years 😂😂😂
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Jord
1 year
They've been there more times in the last 4 years than we have since it opened.
@bg_856
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“etihad south” they want to be us so bad it’s hilarious
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
Take note @LFC . A club who knows how to make amends with fans.
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Southampton FC
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
@Mallrat_uk No its legal. And its encouraged as a British Tradition by Conservative MPs.
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Jord
2 months
Anyone praising the kick offs in Southport are genuine idiots. After everything the families have been through, do they think smashing the fuck out of their own town is gonna help them?
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@Jord260497
Jord
2 years
It's proper arl ass seeing them say that was the best night in their lives yeno 🤣
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Jord
1 year
Keep an eye out for this belter of a flag in our end tomorrow #YNWA
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Jord
1 year
Cant believe someone has paid for these to be made hahahahahah
@TomBruton5
Tom
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@Jord260497
Jord
3 years
So easy to spot the unlucky people who's ma/nan made a snide dinner growing up
@hollieparsall
holls
3 years
Roast dinners are defo bottom tier dinners 🤮
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Jord
3 years
Trent gets away with murder again cos he has a purple bin
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