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“Just would like to finish by one simple word... I will miss you.”

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@JonnyOneill
Jonny
11 years
Arsene Wenger gave me an unbeaten season and Thierry Henry. I'd still slap the shit out of a baby koala for him. Always.
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2 years
If you think today’s decisions have been scandalous please tune in tomorrow at 4.30 to see Martinelli sent off for a foul throw.
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@centredevils
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🚨🎙️| David de Gea on the Ferguson vs Wenger rivalry: "We’re talking about one of the best managers in history, Sir Alex, and the guy from Arsenal.”
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10 years
I want to fill a super soaker up with Jose Mourinho's tears, spray them up into the air and catch them in my mouth between fits of laughter.
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@JonnyOneill
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8 years
Wenger's transformation from football professor to football hooligan on the sidelines is the greatest character arc since Walter White.
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@JonnyOneill
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2 years
The FA saw Mr Wenger watching the West Ham game and it all came flooding back
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@JonnyOneill
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5 years
Think overall the best part was Gary Neville shouting Handball!like he was playing right back for Utd lovely stuff god bless
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@JonnyOneill
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3 years
Sky pundits complaining about greed in football when they’ve subjected away fans to hell for the sake of profitable kick off times for years is sensational
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@JonnyOneill
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8 months
He was raised to respect the refs mate it’s just who he is
@LastWordOnSpurs
Last Word On Spurs
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🚨Ange Postecoglou 🔛 VAR: 🙄"The first penalty was so clear & obvious it only took them 3 minutes to make the decision." 😤"VAR picked up everything EXCEPT for one tackle that might have cost me another player!" 📺[ @HaytersTV ] #THFC | #COYS | #BHATOT
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@JonnyOneill
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7 years
I've seen Arsenal go unbeaten but nothing will top Chris Sutton's anger at Ozil shoulder barging a Lincoln player today.
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@JonnyOneill
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6 years
Last season we’d have lost that game
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@JonnyOneill
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7 years
And with absolutely nothing to show for it. Lovely stuff.
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@JonnyOneill
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2 years
Mad how they’re such bad losers when they should be used to losing ain’t it?
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@JonnyOneill
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7 years
I've seen this film before. We get excited then end up losing Sanchez for Darmian and £25m and fail with a last minute loan deal for Michy Batshuayi.
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@JonnyOneill
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8 years
Personally I think Jamie Vardy should do another interview about turning Arsenal down.
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@JonnyOneill
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6 years
Hold on.... This could work out afterall.
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@JonnyOneill
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2 years
Also Phil Neville’s rage right now makes this even more enjoyable
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@JonnyOneill
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8 years
Wenger blanking that handshake at Wembley and manhandling him on the touchline actually keeps him up at night, doesn't it? Gorgeous.
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@JonnyOneill
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7 years
Amazing. Only English/British player ever to be condemned for diving is Jack Wilshere. I wonder why.
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@JonnyOneill
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9 months
Unanimous that Havertz was a red but Bruno’s assault was split. A blatant foul or handball was a legit goal. If it slithers and rattles like a snake… it’s a snake.
@DaleJohnsonESPN
Dale Johnson
9 months
JUST IN! The Premier League's Independent Key Match Incidents Panel has ruled the referee and the VAR were correct to award Newcastle United's winning goal against Arsenal. But Havertz and Guimarães should have seen red. Click the image for the story.
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@JonnyOneill
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7 years
Big @_nachomonreal best player on the pitch. Man of the people. King of north London and the man your wife wishes she married. Respect him.
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@JonnyOneill
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5 years
If you’re remotely surprised by that you haven’t been paying attention this season
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@JonnyOneill
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4 years
I’ve watched Stepanovs and Silvestre but Dominic Cummings has redefined the art of poor defensive work today.
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@JonnyOneill
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3 years
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@TheAthleticFC
The Athletic | Football
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▪️ #LFC originally returned negative COVID tests ▪️ Then ordered extra ones that weren't required ▪️ They turned up positives so game v #Arsenal called off ▪️ But tests were faulty though that was not made public at first 📝 @Simon_Hughes__
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@JonnyOneill
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8 years
@DuncanCastles Duncan he's never going to leave his wife for you. Live your life X
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8 years
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7 years
Walker realising you can actually get sent off when you don't play for Spurs
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@JonnyOneill
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1 year
That Liverpool equaliser was the end and i think we all knew it a bit.
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@JonnyOneill
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7 years
@Arsenal please lads just let us die in peace x
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@JonnyOneill
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3 years
For years we’ve been cheated week in week out all because Mr Wenger showed them all up. Only explanation.
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@JonnyOneill
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8 months
So the judgement took so long because they were trying to nail him and couldn’t so they booked him and got him a ban anyway to leave with something?
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@JonnyOneill
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3 years
I reckon Arteta watched Pep last night and thought.. I KNOW! He didn’t know. He doesn’t know.
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@JonnyOneill
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7 years
Listen I'm gonna back Big Weng over the media because Big Weng gave me an unbeaten season and the media gave me 'divewatch' against Eduardo
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7 years
Jamie Carragher admitting getting top four is a massive deal and justifying Wenger's words. Wonder why he chose this season?
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@JonnyOneill
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7 years
We live in a world where the Arsenal twitter account is being accused of bullying. God bless this club and this platform.
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9 months
Sensational stuff. What did he have to moan about he got two red card challenges for free and goals chalked off? It’s all so transparent
@MirrorFootball
Mirror Football
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🆕After Mikel Arteta's self-righteous nonsense was endorsed by Arsenal, Spurs boss Ange Postecoglou shows the Premier League its way forward with referees, managers and VAR. ✍️| @andydunnmirror
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@JonnyOneill
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9 years
Basically Gerrard just did what we all would've done if we were given 40 seconds of game time against Man Utd.
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@JonnyOneill
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11 years
Whatever we are smoking hasn't got a patch on that grade A shit you puffed whilst signing off on Andy Carroll... @John_W_Henry
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9 months
I fucking love Ian Wright
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Ian Wright
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Bro. I’m done with people saying this is not a foul, 50 fucking 50.
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7 years
The Arsenal bring banter to every competition, platform and kick off time pal and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. Settle in.
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7 years
We live in a world of Brexit, Trump and Jose Mourinho. It was too much of us to ask for Wenger to bow out in a blaze of glory, wasn't it?
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@JonnyOneill
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2 years
Lee Mason didn’t forget
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@JonnyOneill
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1 year
They say you shouldn’t make footballers your hero but if your hero was Ian Wright growing up then that argument is fundamentally flawed.
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@JonnyOneill
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10 years
Look at him. If you don't love Arsene Wenger you're dead inside.
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4 years
Apparently it’s quite hard to go unbeaten?
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@JonnyOneill
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8 months
Play this video at my funeral on loop
@Jonny_B_AFC
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Morning! 🔴⚪️😂
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@JonnyOneill
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4 years
@kierantierney1 You can do whatever you fucking like mate
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@JonnyOneill
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6 years
There’s rarely fairytale endings for good men in real life and especially not in football.
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6 months
it’s just how he was raised mate. Respect the refs
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@JonnyOneill
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5 years
That little spell of inept football there was one of the worst things I’ve seen as an Arsenal fan. And by god I’ve seen some things.
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6 years
The Greatest x
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6 years
❤️
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@JonnyOneill
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7 years
Can't wait for Everton to go from fans literally punching opponents with children in their arms to turning their season around on Sunday.
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4 years
if you play players like Mustafi Kolasinac and Luiz you’ll lose no matter how good the coaching is.
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7 years
SEND ME STEVE MCMANAMAN'S TEARS I WANT TO SPLASH MY FACE
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7 years
Buying another £50m+ striker with a bang average spine? Stick another layer of lipstick on that pig and make sure you've got no knickers on with that fur coat again lads @Arsenal
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6 years
Little reminder that Wenger got sent to the stands at Old Trafford for kicking a water bottle.
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@JonnyOneill
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11 months
‘Well done boys, good process’
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@JonnyOneill
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4 years
@arseblog the sensational attempts to find an offside so he didn’t have to give it were sublimely desperate
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@JonnyOneill
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7 years
CHAT SHIT THEN THE BIG MAN WITH THE ELITE LEVEL CARDIE WALKS OVER AND YOU SHUT UP
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@JonnyOneill
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4 years
No mention of that potential red card at half time? I for one am shocked
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@JonnyOneill
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4 years
Mr Wenger lives on 😍
@JamesOlley
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4 years
Arteta and Rudiger square up to each other in Arsenal's technical area. Contact between the two. Arteta and Rudiger booked. Could hear Martinez from about 50 yards away shouting "Mikel! Mikel!" in an effort to calm him down.
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3 years
I mean we’re absolute rubbish but the sheer volume of decisions going against us, in the age of VAR, is too incredible to not worry about, right?
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10 years
Why doesn't everybody just face facts? We sold our soul to the devil for an unbeaten season and that's that. I regret nothing, guv.
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7 years
Inject this straight into my veins pls
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John Cross
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Penalty has just been described to me as "soft as s***t" by one of the of the locals.
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6 years
Also Big Mo Elneny is great and I love him dearly.
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3 years
@arsenal Glad we’re getting another look at Cebellos and Willian in a meaningless game, Lads. Thanks a lot.
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2 years
I want this tweet on my gravestone
@richardajkeys
Richard Keys
2 years
Did anyone check to see if Zinchenko was offside?
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6 years
Spurs are absolutely shameless cheats aren't they?
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He’s not deliberately played the ball despite deliberately going to play the ball. Got it. You’ll never see that enforced again.
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7 years
Gonna lose Conte before he spins Mourinho's jaw. What a shame.
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7 years
Can't get enough of these tears. Hook them up to my veins pls
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7 years
I don't know why big John Cross being the subject of the Orny memes is so funny.... but it's so incredibly funny I can't imagine a world without them now.
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@JonnyOneill
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7 years
ARSENE FUCKING WENGER
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They didn't even have enough fans left in the stadium to boo a player who had his leg broken by their captain. Lovely stuff.
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3 years
@itsmeeeeeeeea @shivwhorra could he do any worse than losing the league to Lille?
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Ashley Barnes thinking he’s got more chance than knife wielding robbers with bike helmets on. God bless the old British bulldog spirit. The idiot.
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7 years
Used to like Klopp. Now think he reminds me of a jumped up dad on the sidelines over hackney marshes who only sees his kids every other weekend.
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7 years
How much for the lot, lads? @AS_Monaco
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4 years
If the board don’t back him our Micky takes Pep’s job next season
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7 years
Would sack Xhaka on sight for that last second misplaced pass to Welbeck.
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7 years
FILL THE SKY TEAM'S TEARS UP IN THE BIGGEST GLASS BECAUSE I FOR ONE AM THIRSTY
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5 months
You think people are upset now? Wait till Big Ben White turns down his knighthood
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7 years
They either know he's going or they haven't got the desire or balls to play for him. Either way it's not good enough.
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10 years
Specialist in Failure?
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2 years
Big Pep did a… Lads, it’s Tottenham
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8 years
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOUR MOTHER OUT FOR DINNER AND DANCING AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
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4 years
@SkySportsNews Mark Hughes is FUMING
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8 years
@Arsenal ANNOUNCE THE EXTENSIVELY SCOUTED PANIC BUYS
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7 years
@Arsenal just want whoever tweeted that gif to know they are my new hero. Thank you for these wonderful memories.
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3 years
There’s a good chance Ronaldo actually attacks Fernandes in the changing room and that’s something i personally feel we all need to see
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10 years
We're gonna finish 3rd, win the FA Cup and then me and Arsene are gonna take your mum and your sister out for dinner and sexual intercourse.
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7 years
That send off from the official accounts and Big Weng's words tell their own story. We're gonna miss that big sexy bastard.
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7 years
Isn't football brilliant when Arsenal aren't involved?
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7 years
Succulent. Parody levels of bitterness here...
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
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Arsenal may have been the victors on the night, but the biggest winner was probably Pep Guardiola.
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4 years
@kickarseHD and remember when retrospective bans for diving were brought in and they only used it for Eduardo
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6 years
I'm sorry but as good as they are never compare this Man City team to the best that Wenger produced. Big Weng's best turned up as big dogs and acted as such.
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6 years
Regardless of Big Weng needing to step down himself that's a disgraceful performance from a team who want their manager to leave. They should be ashamed of themselves.
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@JonnyOneill
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10 years
Alright @neilashton_ ? Arsene just took a dip in a pool of your tears, guv http://t.co/72FW1quZmf
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