The left wing thinks I'm right wing.
The right wing thinks I'm left wing.
The truth : I am a being in temporary human clothing standing on a fire ball flying around another fire ball in space.
I am here for a brief moment in time and I wish to gain Moksha in this life.
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🚨🚨Congress will decide on the basis of religion who will be in the Indian Cricket team and who will not.
—Narendra Modi
Our country has never seen such a venomous Prime Minister who opens his mouth just to spread hatred and divide people for his own electoral gains.
Kunal Shah, the founder of fintech firm
#CRED
, believes India has imbibed the Western concepts of a 'chill life' before becoming a developed nation but he said no big achievement can come from "work-life balance"
I have sympathy for Gian. His mom is very hard working and his dad abandoned the family. He has to fund Jaiko's education and marriage. Unlike Nobita, he doesnt have doraemon, unlike Suneo no money, unlike Shizuka no looks and unlike Degi Duki no brains.
@sunkissednishhh
If your pic is Mohammad Shami's inswinger, I am the middle stump.
If your pic is Gareth Bale's shoot, I am Loris Karius.
If your pic is Kobe Bryant, I am helicopter.
It's too hot for me to handle.
No this is not a victory for the bjp. After 10 years of amassing wealth, bullying opposition and controlling institutions, you have been reduced to a minority government. Handle power with care and shed off arrogance.
Wow
“I want to ask Shehzada
- Iss Chunav main Ambani-Adani se kitna maal uthaya hain?”
“Kya Sauda huan hain ?”
-
@narendramodi
ji batting on the front foot & hitting sixes 🔥🔥
taking on Rahul Gandhi on his Rafale &
Ambani-Adani rant 🔥🔥
Nowadays, RaGa speaks about
Travelling
@IndiGo6E
is like paying money to be punished. Baggage that weighs 14 kg at home weighs 16.8 at their counters. And when they charge you excess baggage they really feel good. Their tickets are never cheaper than vistara but they never pay for aerobridges always bus.
Events that will happen in the next 20 days.
Rohit lifting the trophy
Revanth becoming Telangana CM
Gehlot becoming Rj CM
Baghel becoming Cg CM
Kamalnath becoming MP CM
Donation thru Electoral bond as % of their Total donation*
51% BJP
63% Congress
93% TMC
91% DMK
92% BJD
83% TRS
73% YSRCP
* As per the recent list published
UPSC and State PSCs are a big scam and the biggest victims are the parents.
Parents fund their children's tantrums for 2-3 years after graduation where they sit at home/library and do nothing. In the end they pick up a 30 K odd job somewhere.
Thank you so much Cuttack for the Love and Support.
Come and join us in thanks giving rally.
Date - Today, 5th June
Time - 04.30 PM
Starting point - LIC Colony, Machua Bazaar, Cuttack
#sofiafirdous
#cuttack
If you choose to turn a blind eye towards systematic degradation and politicisation of independent institutions like ED, ECI, IT, CBI etc and the lapdog media, you can go and fuck yourself.
This is the problem I have with temples. Bhagwaan ke saamne sab ek hone chahiye. Then why are the rich celebrities being given gold plated invites? Aage jaake vip queue lagega. Fir 500 Rs me pandit line skip karwayega.
So I flirted the hell out with this cute receptionist Ravina even risking ny career with POSH only to see her video call her bf during the lunch break.
I matched with a very fat and an ugly girl on bumble last week. However I didnt unmatch her as I thought it would hurt her confidence. We used to text occasionally and were making plan to meet. Turns out she has unmatched me now.
My bank manager is a cute young lady. I found a master plan to ask her out.
I'll tell her that bumble is auto debiting my account even after I have unsubscribed. She'll know that I am single and that will take our conversation to the next level.
Still cant digest the fact that the holder of the most important post in the country just goes to do meditation and it's not even considered absence from work.