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hate this "akele akele?" culture so much yes bc I'm eating my food akele akele tereko chahiye toh tu bhi khareed le na
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I know how it's supposed to be pronounced but it's still so funny 😂😂
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so no one warns you about the loneliness that comes with adult non-student life huh
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As I get older I realise that I love coming home to an empty house, I love my evening cup of cold coffee after work, I love cooking my own meals in peace without anyone else coming into the kitchen and interfering, I love sleeping in my own bed at a reasonable hour.
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Ok but seriously how are you guys managing a full time job with going to the gym and cooking and having a social life and getting sleep
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No crush no bf no situationship basically no man to ruin my day and my life is a little TOO peaceful at the moment so I have nothing to tweet about
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"she said yes!!!" bhai arranged marriage hai sabko pata hai kuch toh sharam karo
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The more weddings I attend, the more my desire to have a court marriage increases like I am NOT cut out for this at all
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My skin is legit glowing nowadays and I wish I could say it's because no one's crusty-ass son is stressing me out but really it's because of vitamin C ceramides sunscreen azelaic acid retinol and AHA BHA peel
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Last-minute date. He picked me up and we went to marine drive, couldn't walk/sit coz too much rain, everywhere was full so had dinner (and a little beer) at shiv sagar (lol), he dropped me to my hostel and we sat on the terrace watching the stars for 2hrs while it was drizzling
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Being in your late 20s/early 30s and watching the slow but steady uncle-auntification of your peers is a truly wild experience
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The way I thought this was about having a baby that has buttocks......
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Listen can some company reach out to me also for these cringe-ass ads??? I'm broke + I have beautiful handwriting for these fake sticky notes
told my Tinder match i have a terrible cold and look what he sent 😭
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Mostly I'm okay being chronically single but sometimes my brain tricks me into thinking ki mujhe bhi koi pyaara sa chomu chahiye jise dekhke sab soche ki bhai is langoor ko ye angoor mili kaise
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An unexpectedly difficult part of being single in your late 20s or early 30s is finding someone to go to concerts with
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me: sends a group photo of my batchmates and me on the family group
my mother:
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me answering the phone: HELLO HAAN BHAIYYA KAHAN H-
voice at the other end: 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝔀𝓲𝓰𝓰𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓹𝓾𝓻𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓼
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Thinking about how last year on my bday my then-boyfriend a)didn't call me at midnight as he wanted to sleep and b)said since he wouldn't be getting me a gift he'd.....split the bill instead of letting me treat him. wtf was I doing in that relationship. what is this taste in men.
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My mother is at the absolute end of her rope trying to find a nice boy for me lmao. Earlier today she actually asked me "have you tried that bumble?" Oh my poor sweet summer child mother
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Does anyone else feel like day by day nothing changes and you do the same things in sequence every single day but it's all still happening so fast and time is just flying by and even though it seems like nothing new is happening things will never be how they are now?????
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imagine actively spending time googling these photos to make a collage for twitter clout
Presenting the Bollywood X NCB collection ...cotton kurti's, light coloured, mostly white. Limited edition
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Date idea: you take me to colaba causeway to buy jhumkas, you bargain for me because I have zero bargaining skills, we walk around near gateway of India for a little bit, we finish up by having lunch at some cosy cafe w a vague colonial hangover
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Was getting late for work today because 5-6 autos rejected, 2 uber autos cancelled, finally one guy said yes, I thanked him and then started venting ki aap log beemar padoge toh humare paas hi aaoge na, doctor log hospital nahi pahunch paayenge toh patients ka ilaaj kaun karega??
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Plan A is strong independent woman, and plan B is ro dungi, and somehow I am simultaneously doing both
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not this arranged marriage rishta boy texting me hey at 2:36am??? stay in your lane bhaisahab this is not a "u up?" kinda situation
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people my age (and younger) out getting hickeys while here I am with a suspiciously hickey-looking bruise on my chin which was actually a taxi door hitting me in the face
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In case you were feeling bad about yourself today just know that I complained to my bank about 2 unauthorised transactions because I thought I was getting scammed only to be informed that those transactions were for annual maintenance of my debit cards,,,,,
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I think that Lunchbox dialogue is true, you do forget things if there's no one to tell them to. Which is why I share every little detail of my life and everything that happens to me with my 7k besties on this app 🫶🏻🫶🏻
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Delete the apps yes good but meet people organically where
Delete the Hinge app.
We are meeting people organically outside this year.
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Idk how I feel about Meredith Grey overall but her "I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke" speech is amazing , iconic, raised me, cleared my skin, fixed my posture
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Flashback to my last relationship oof
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If you're 25+ and still call yourself a Potterhead despite JKR's behaviour in the last decade...that's just embarrassing
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how TF is literally EVERYONE on tinder Looking for a good conversation and loves chai and travel and dogs and memes
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Sometimes I feel like long-term happiness is a myth and all you can expect from life is short, small-time bursts of joy. Like wearing a good outfit to work, or a stranger on the bus being nice to you, or your train pulling up on the platform as soon as you reach there
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why do taxi drivers ask me kis raste see lena hai, like how would I know which is the shorter/more convenient route, that is your job no. I don't ask patients which vein do you want me to put an IV cannula in?
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Was upset last night so I had a glass of wine and felt better, so I had another glass of wine and felt even better, and I was like wow this is so EASY, just have some wine whenever I'm sad??? And then I realised this is how you begin your slow descent into alcoholism 🥰
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remember when you first joined Twitter and you tried to come off as funny!! in every tweet but now you're just live tweeting your ongoing mental breakdown
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people born in '97 flirting with me,,, bhagwan se daro I'm like your amma
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Thinking about the time I was talking to this man who called himself a cinephile and 2 minutes later said that he'd enjoyed Animal.......
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If you're 25+ and still ghosting people instead of being upfront with them then please grow the fuck up
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instead of clapping and bartan-banging can y'all just not beat us up the next time a patient dies due to unavoidable circumstances?
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28 years old and left the bar at 11pm so that i could get back home for a good night's sleep. that is all.
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The first time I tried to make honey chilli potatoes I ended up texting my ex in a moment of weakness (because that was the last meal we'd had together) and the potatoes ended up getting burnt. Tonight I didn't text anyone and the potatoes were great 😌
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Medical college taught me that everyone is smart. Literally everyone. Stopped using academic intelligence as a metric for anything.
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Ok don't judge me but Sidharth Malhotra's entry in SOTY with kukkad kamaal da,,,,true cinema
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For all you non believers,,, my parachute coconut oil has SOLIDIFIED so don't you tell me that it isn't cold in Mumbai
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please do not send me cute messages i will keep reading and re-reading them 15000 times because i am an idiot
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???? Abbe toh get tf out of my mentions???
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I PASSED THE PRACTICALS I AM OFFICIALLY AN MBBS MD DNB whaaaaaaa
I passed DNB theory whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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got this text from a boy I went on one (1) date with and...????????
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linguistic elitism and all is okay but saying stuff like "you went kya" is so much more satisfying than asking "did you go"
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Wo personal growth aur character building etc ke liye extremely painful heartbreak zaroori hai kya
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What I need is a man who can finish my food after I declare that I'm full. A trash can bf, if you will
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ok but I don't understand. according to iur government Muslims can't be persecuted in Muslim majority countries like Bangladesh and Pakistan....but India mein Hindu log khatre mein hain despite being the majority????
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That laundry and taxes dialogue always reminds me of the time I was drunk texting my ex who was listening patiently to me and I told him that I want to be with him and pay the electricity bill with him lol
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In Haule Haule Sukhwinder Singh first says "tu sabr toh kar mere yaar" implying that one needs to have patience and wait,but then he also says "hain din jindadi de chaar" implying that life is short, which would mean that one needs to hurry up because we don't have much time?🤔🤔
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He was like haan madam main samajh sakta hu, maine toh aapko haan bola na 🥲
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She's not wrong at all, why are men getting so triggered?
I stand by my statement and will say it again! To all women abroad, please don’t travel to India. If your house is dirty, do you call guests over before cleaning it? I don’t! For all those saying “most of the world is unsafe” imagine this -
#RGKarHospital
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Can't believe I'll be an assistant professor next month like I'm just a silly little girl pls
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My flashcards are pretty (and ok they are possibly too detailed but SO WHAT)
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You accept a dude's follow request on ig and suddenly he starts sending you reels bruh calm down we are not friends
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first base: kissing
second base: sex
third base: having conversations on WhatsApp in real time instead of turning off your mobile data to text them on WhatsApp
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should I text this dude saying that I'd love to hook up with you again if you have the bandwidth and inclination
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I GOT IT BACK!!!! 🤗😍😁☺️🤲🏼🤩
Welp, I've finally done it. After 3 years of residency and nearly a year of SRship, I've finally lost my litttmann. RIP.
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guy I met on hinge thinks I "had the audacity" to reject him coz he was "apolitical" and "didn't want to be a part of propaganda"... ok fine it was because of all that but also coz you write microfiction
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If you're a man sending me memes: don't bother I've already seen all the memes that have ever existed
If you're a woman sending me memes: thanks dear luvly meme funniest thing I've ever seen
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Fellow people who've given up on dating, what do you guys do? Wait for eventual arranged marriage/death?
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can boys on dating apps get SOME chill like calm down Akash we matched less than 24 hrs ago how tf can you already say you like me and ask me out
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I watch and re-watch my own Instagram stories more than I do anyone else's because I'm so cute and smart and hilarious I can hardly believe it
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Nothing more admirable than a man who regularly sends 🔥 reacts to your Instagram stories but never talks to you otherwise like thank u for your service sir
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What does the first sentence even mean and why is it 2km long? Dear God this is terrible writing
Hard to admit this one but most of the average salaried females I've come across have this thing to hook up with guys to lead out their expenses by portraying as someone to pity on by offering what most of the men fail to resist and later get their heart broken with unreasonable
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Tinder keeps deactivating my account wtf even a freaking dating app doesn't want me to get laid?????
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always suspicious of men who are cute and single and on a dating app like how TF u single when u this cute,,, until I remember that I too am cute and single and on a dating app
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Mumbai math is calculating that to reach an event that starts at 8pm you'll have to leave your house at 6:30pm even though it's actually only 15 minutes away
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do I have a crush on three different people at once or is it just my hormones: a 500 word essay by yours truly
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Ugly?
You're called a bisexual if you like both genders.
What are you called if no gender likes you?
#AskingForAFriend
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one of my UG juniors launched her boyfriend in an Instagram post today after a few hours of hinting on her story and it turned out to be her boy best friend of a few years ekdum bestie-to-lover trope 🥺🥺
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While he was waiting to pick me up he'd texted his friend that he was nervous about the date. After he dropped me he sent them a "😍".
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Some boys are so attractive that you take one (1) look at them and automatically reject yourself
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Flatmate is going home and I'll have the house to myself for a couple of weeks
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date nahi karna toh kissing emoji mat bhejo please and thank you
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dhoom dhoom just tell me if you're interested in me or not so that I can move tf on and stop wasting my time
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Give a man a fish....er sorry, give a man an anonymous platform, and he will 100% ask you inappropriate questions, slut shame you, and try to get under your skin in general
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current relationship status is me keeping my friend's condom stash in my room coz her mom is about to visit
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if you say something like "xyz is my favourite food" and in return I say something like "oh I've always wanted to try xyz" then you're supposed to ask me on a date to go eat xyz ok understood
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Finding out that Cummins is the same age as me has devastated me even more
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hostel students either live like a cleanliness/personal hygiene ki moorti or like they've been raised by wolves in a pigsty, there really is no in between
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i loveeee when women (female?) doctors dress up for work. earrings, makeup, outfit, yesss.
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If you aren't happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship
Happiness comes from wearing jhumkas and a tiny bindi with your kurta, not from being in a relationship
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hello any tips on how to make friends as an adult???? kinda scared that most people will already have well-established old friendships and won't want me in their lives soo
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my notes rly do be prettier than I could ever be
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