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Producer @ringer x @spotify | Writer | “The Rick Rubin of Podcasts” - Rob Harvilla, “That ugly guy over there” - Charles Barkley, “KERM of KERMS” - Shea Serrano
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Now that the dust has settled between Drake and Kendrick, I wrote about Top Dawg Entertainment in year 20 without their former franchise player, and what the independent rap label’s future could look like. Tap in!
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“So who’s the best rapper alive between you, Drake, and Kendrick?”
J. Cole:
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I’m happy to announce that this summer I will be interning on the
@ringerpodcasts
audio team! The Ringer has been my favorite website since 2016, so I’m excited to learn from the best podcast producers in the world. Thank you
@NABJ
,
@Spotify
, and
@ringer
for the opportunity.
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Aight that’s it. Y’all ain’t getting no song clips, no sound drops, no show theme music. Fuck it, I ain’t even mixing that shit
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THREE YEARS AT THE RINGER WITHOUT GETTING FIRED 😤😤😤 Y’all mind if I talk my shit real quick???
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One time I was at the barbershop, there was a HEATED debate on whether or not gravity, yes GRAVITY nigga, was just a social construct. Me, being on team GRAVITY IS OBVIOUSLY FUCKING REAL asked the barber next to me to jump and explain what forced him back down. His response…
went to my first LA barbershop. the conspiracy theory of the day is that china is building an army of “mixed bad bitches” in jamaica
(yes, the haircut was fire)
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James Harden when his homies told him Drake mentioned him on The Shoe Fits
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Today is the last day of Ringer Union bargaining. We demand a fair contract to address our unit’s concerns. I love the work I do and would love to continue doing it…without the struggle to make ends meet with every pay check and the fear of a robot replacing me.
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Me bringing rolls and a bottle of Hennessy to Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow
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There’s gotta be a special place in hell for people that do this
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Shaq has 24 hours to respond with “Shaquille O’Meals”
JUST IN: Snoop Dogg is starting his career in the hot dog business after filing a trademark on the brand name, ‘Snoop Doggs’ ‼️😳
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When I make a wide open layup in men’s league after bricking my last five shots
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Kerm told you drop an eighth in the offering plate but he is not your savior
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Streets saying tomorrow is the last episode of NO SKIPS with
@brandonjinx
and
@SheaSerrano
, so it feels like the perfect time to feed my ego by ranking the top 10 Cold Open skits I created for the show. Shoutout
@brianhwaters
for making these videos for me ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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When the guy at the movie ticket counter asks if I’m here to see Barbie or Oppenheimer
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LETS GET THIS SHIT
LETS GET THIS SHIT
LETS GET THIS SHIT
LETS GET THIS SHIT
TOP OF DA MORNIN
TOP OF DA MORNIN
TOP OF DA MORNIN
TOP OF DA MORNIN
TOP OF DA MORNIN
TOP OF DA MORNIN
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“That don’t mean shit bruh!” and my barber followed up with equation for the acceleration of gravity (9.8 m/s^2). Barber next to us goes “STOP BEING SHEEP! Take that bullshit elsewhere” and at that moment I learned that 9th grade physics don’t mean shit in the court of barbers
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I proceeded to not speak another word. Got my bald fade and lineup. Dapped my barber up and tipped him a little extra simply off the principle that this nigga wasn’t a flat Earther like half the barbers in there. I ain’t said a word in these barbershop court debates ever since.
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It’s allegedly the last episode of NO SKIPS with
@brandonjinx
and
@SheaSerrano
, and we’re celebrating my favorite album ever, Frank Ocean’s Blonde! I somehow convinced my momma and my cousin
@jarrenblair
to help me on today’s cold open. Tap in!
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What the defense sees when KCP and Danny Green spot up for 3 😔
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.
@SheaSerrano
you are a sicko
Dog on Tuesday I asked our No Skips group chat for their mailing addresses so I can send them something.
Shea tells Kerm to “prepare for me to send you 20 copies of Paul Blart Mall Cop.”
Bro. I come back to the chat today and see this
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Rich Homie Quan: Most likely I'ma die with my finger on the trigga
I've been grindin' outside all day with my...
Papa John:
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Pat Bev is a once in a generation level hater. Making a press tour out of your enemy getting bounced out of the playoffs is crazy 😭😭😭
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Brother let us have fun just one time. Break out the real criticism tomorrow I beg
the kendrick diss is funny, but him and drake shoulda handled this shit five years ago. they sounding real washed and haggard. just huffing and puffing all over these terrible ass beats
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I wanted to record the whole NO SKIPS Madvillainy episode in a DOOM mask, but Amazon’s delayed delivery had other plans. Better late than never 🤷🏾♂️
“Living off borrowed time, the clock tick faster”
8 Episodes left. New NO SKIPS with
@brandonjinx
and
@SheaSerrano
celebrating Madvillain’s Madvillainy to kick off volume 3.
Shoutout my guy
@REAPERnosekai
for cooking up the beat for the Bistro open.
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Drake turning off the live stream before they play Meet the Grahams
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I had a vision of Kerm in my mind as a Superbad era Jonah Hill looking white guy. I was wayyyyy off 😭😭😭
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New episode of NO SKIPS with
@brandonjinx
and
@SheaSerrano
celebrating The Notorious B.I.G.’s Ready to Die! Streets saying I got back to back hits with the last two “If I Had One Skip” renditions to close Volume 2 🤷🏾♂️ Tap in.
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LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT DEADPOOL IS A MUTATE AND NOT A MUTANT!!!
#Xspoilers
Twitter please help me win this
Here are the results of Mint Edition's X-Men draft in honor of
#XMen97
coming out tomorrow!
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Producers take ownership over your shows. The revolution is now. I spend too much time in Protools not to have my face associated with the product 🤷🏾♂️
kerm said “fuck y’all this is *my* show” 😂😂😂😂 you gotta just respect it
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WE WANT DOOM
next week is biggie's ready to die
then we take a break for the holidays
then we're back for eight more episodes
what albums besides tyler's CMIFGL do y'all wanna see us cover on NO SKIPS
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I expect that my royalties will be coming in the mail any day now
there were a number of people yesterday who asked me to write “go to hell kerm” in their books 😂
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This week I got to help edit my first podcast on the Ringer network. I used to watch Larry Wilmore on the Nightly Show every day in high school so that made this even more special for me. I’m glad I could have a part in producing a needed conversation
#JusticeForBreonnaTaylor
.
The movement to defund the police, the killing of Breonna Taylor, and
@nhannahjones
on the white-washing of America’s history, on
#BlackOnTheAir
with
@larrywilmore
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Calling a black man an idiot during black history month??? You middle aged yts have no shame. Fuck outta my mentions with that wack ass haircut
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Ayo fuck you Jeff
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No episode of NO SKIPS this Thursday. Heartbreaking, I know. But we back next week with No Skips: Gentrified Edition with
@dissectpodcast
host Cole Cuchna covering Kanye’s My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Hate that they did my mans
@brandonjinx
like that 😪
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Me anytime I gotta work the Midnight Boys soundboard
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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When will the lies stop. Now I gotta fly out to Texas just to cook you one on one and defend my honor
i played basketball with
@JonathanKermah
one time and this is literally exactly how he dribbles
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me and
@brandonjinx
keep recording snyder cuts each time we record an episode of NO SKIPS but
@JonathanKermah
won’t let us run free
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My Grandfather making history as the first black man to fly to space
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Bro I literally called you this morning. The cap must stop
i have tried to call
@JonathanKermah
on numerous occasions asking him to bring the show back but he blocked my number he told me he wasn’t bringing NO SKIPS until i was no longer part of it because according to him i am “a charisma black hole” 😔😔😔
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“Cups of the OJ, ex girl on my flip phone”
7th grade heartache and a Weeknd impression (so good that I would like to be referred to as the Weekdy from here on out) are what I brought to the table in our NO SKIPS Vol. 1 finale on Drake’s
#TakeCare
.
Link:
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Young Thug and Andre 3000.
If you could combine 2 artists to create one artist who would you combine?
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You’ve spread a lot of bullshit about me, but this is a new low. It’s on sight when I see you bruh
i kept trying to get an Illmatic episode but
@JonathanKermah
vetoed it he said "it's not real rap if you wanna hear real rap then you need to turn on machine gun kelly" i'll never forget him saying that he said it many times
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New episode of NO SKIPS with
@brandonjinx
and
@SheaSerrano
(ft.
@ScottieBeam
and
@SylviaObell
) celebrating Megan Thee Stallion’s Fever! Easily one of my favorite recordings this season, along with a rare successful One Skip rendition. REAL HOT BOY SHIT
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New NO SKIPS with
@brandonjinx
and
@SheaSerrano
(ft. Cole from
@dissectpodcast
) celebrating Kanye West’s My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy! Tap in to hear a cold open for the ages. Stay for Jinx vs Shea vs Me in a triple threat edition of Deena’s Court.
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The work I do for The Ringer would not be possible without the entire Ringer staff. That’s why, ahead of tonight’s game, I’m asking you to join me in supporting the
@RingerUnion
’s fight for a more equitable workplace by sharing this message.
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Bout that time
Me bringing rolls and a bottle of Hennessy to Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow
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New NO SKIPS with
@brandonjinx
and
@SheaSerrano
(plus special guest
@DragonflyJonez
) celebrating Rick Ross’s Teflon Don! Tap in to hear Dragonfly break down some of Rozay’s greatest lies, as well as my mediocre attempt at a Rick Ross grunt.
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I was on a zoom call with Charles Barkley once and within the first 30 seconds of being on the call, dude called me ugly and sensitive. No “hello” or “how are you,” nothing. I still haven’t recovered from this moment.
I really think Charles Barkley might be a top 10 funniest nigga ever.
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LeBron is just gonna shoot 45 percent from three this year and everything is gonna be okay…manifesting it
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Drake better get Sherane, his PR team, and Black Jesus himself on the next track or it’s time to throw in the towel before the OVO mansion gets raided
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UMass finally gave me my receipt for all those tuition payments 🙏🏾
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BREAKING: Jonathan Kermah has expressed interest in SZA, per
@JonathanKermah
The Los Angeles Lakers have expressed interest in Gary Trent Jr., per
@MikeAScotto
(Via )
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LOOK MOMMA I PRODUCED A PODCAST WITH AL ROKER
What has
@alroker
learned from his over 40-year career?
He joins
@larrywilmore
to discuss that and much more, on
#BlackOnTheAir
.
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Guess who’s the judge on tomorrow’s episode of NO SKIPS with Jinx and Shea 😏
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New episode of NO SKIPS with
@brandonjinx
and
@SheaSerrano
celebrating Mos Def’s Black on Both Sides! Come for the Mos Def analysis, and stay for the side conversations on breastfeeding, 8th grade science, and passing notes in class. Tap in.
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*Ahem* EXCUSE MY CHARISMA VODKA WIT A SPRITZER SWAGGER DOWN PAT CALL MY SHIT PATRICIA YOUNG MONEY MILITIA AND I AM THE COMMISSIONA YOU DON WANNA START WEEZY CUZ THE F IS FOR FINISHA SO MISUNDERSTOOD BUT WHATS A WORLD WITHOUT ENIGMA
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Bout to take on Disneyland with my mini me (who refused to mean mug for this photo 😤)
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My first full length written piece is up! Shoutout the
@MaskedManShow
gang. Thank you
@DavidShoemaker
for taking my pitch and editing this, and thank you
@Kazeem
for your suggestions on this too. And thank you for the members of the Ringer copy desk for their part in this!
‘WrestleMania’ is this weekend, and Bad Bunny is going to be featured. In honor of that,
@JonathanKermah
breaks down the pro wrestler–rapper parallels.
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Spider-Man: But some of those guys die back in their universe
Dr. Strange:
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I’m bout to listen to chopped and screwed “We Cry Together” at 5 am. Pray for me
MR MORALE & THE BIG STEPPERS (CHOPNOTSLOP REMIX) 🌍☮️
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New NO SKIPS with
@brandonjinx
and
@SheaSerrano
celebrating A Tribe Called Quest’s The Low End Theory! On top of all the praise for Tribe, we snuck in Pharrell, Funkadelic, and…Limp Bizkit song clips. You know we had to give Busta Rhymes his flowers too.
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I’m already here
hi yes i have a question thank you for choosing me my question is:
when will you go to hell
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Got to ask Shea some questions about his new book Hip-Hop and Other Things, his partnership with
@arturodraws
, and more. Tap in!
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So I’m on a road trip with my momma, auntie and cousins in the same car and my momma asked me to play the Kendrick album. We got to “We Cry Together” and got like 40 seconds in before my mom and aunt was like “Aht Aht…turn that off” 😂 Lasted longer than I expected honestly
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