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▪️ Christmas No.1 - @RATM @JFT96Xmas ▪️ “Social Media Hellraiser” ~ NY Times ▪️ @RadioHRH DJ ▪️ Digital Communities ▪️ Music PR ▪ #COYS ▪
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So I decided to screenshot my account yesterday before the inevitable happens... no I don't subscribe, my tick is/was genuine and celebrates its 10th anniversary this year
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This Spitting Image sketch was made over 25 years ago and is still incredibly accurate today
#VoteConservative
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When it comes to the
#XmasNo1
charity singles I can assure you all that I know my shit (2009 & 2012)
Ladbaby saying 'Buying the single really is the best way to give to charity' is utter horseshit
The best way to give to charity is to give direct to charity. No ifs, no buts.
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@CenterParcsUK
…and the winner of the ‘Gerald Ratner Award’ award for suicidal business decisions is
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Sunak has used the drum line from
@KuntsChristmas
‘Boris Johnson is still a f***ing c**t’ in this video
You couldn’t make it up
We will work day in, day out to deliver for you.
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@SpursOfficial
You did us all proud Saka. Arsenal are lucky to have you. Time to eradicate the abusive gammon from this country now, they are an embarrassment to us all, especially the ones who run the country and have normalised hate speech, homophobia, and xenophobia.
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So yesterday I was trying to explain to my sons how loud Concorde was if you ever witnessed it fly past. This video doesn’t really do it justice
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@NickAdamsinUSA
Anyone who has to tell people they’re an alpha male is not. They are an insecure bag of nothingness desperately trying to be seen
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So folks...it was 10 years ago to the day when I was asked to be on an interview with
@RATM
and this happened...
Remember the extraordinary time Rage Against the Machine made Christmas
#1
in 2009?
I'm just re-living the moment when 5Live booked them for an interview/performance (HUGE CREDIT) & expected them not to swear (LESS CREDIT) and this incredible broadcasting moment happened:
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@atulrana
@NoContextBrits
I can’t really forget it. The picture on the faces in the R5 studio was timeless
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@realDonaldTrump
Yep, the United States has made some poor decisions Donald... the irony isn't lost on us don't worry
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@GullisJonathan
@Keir_Starmer
Good god what have the
@Conservatives
become? They’ve gone from the likes of Major, Heseltine, Hurd, and Hague…you disagreed with them but they still had respect.
The 2019 intake though…good god, you lot are just appalling. Even my Tory neighbour won’t wont for you next year
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@Conservatives
@nadhimzahawi
That entire list is your job.
You are an embarrassment to our country
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Dear BBC
You appear to have made an error on your
#SPOTY
contenders list so I've corrected it for you
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#DONTBUYTHESUN
- We've been saying it for years, they're scum.
Here's THAT Caroline Flack article from yesterday which they've tried to hide
#JFT96
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@LeeHurstComic
List of things funnier than Lee Hurst:
• Spina Bifida
• Teenage Suicide
• The death of a close relative
• Mass Murderers
• Ian Watkins
• Most strains of Cancer
• Losing your life savings in an insurance scam
• Old videos of Jimmy Savile groping young girls on TV
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The ever-brilliant
@MarinaPurkiss
absolutely handing Jacob Rees-Mogg's arse back to him on a plate.
My god this was almost a bloodbath. Glorious to watch.
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#Pissweasel
- The perfect description of the pathetic, racist, bullshit-peddlar some know as 'Nigel Farage' - Forever from this day I shall refer to him as "Pissweasel"
#FuckNigelFarage
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Thanks for stopping by, please do get in touch:
📲 FB
📺 YouTube
🔗 LinkedIn
📸 IG
📰 Wiki
📻 Radio
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@WindyDiego
@DanielJMath1
I’ve been on the audience four times in the past and the only reason was because I claimed I voted Tory. True story.
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@guywalters
He really was a disgusting piece of work in many ways…and unsurprisingly a Conservative MP
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@LizKershawDJ
I was one of the many who did the
#Save6Music
campaign, I co-ran the 250,000 Facebook group in fact…and the one regret of it actually being saved is that it gave your heinous, saggy, ham-faced piece of slop a platform for a while. The most unpopular DJ on there by a country mile
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Can the legendary Dennis Skinner himself hit the UK
@officialcharts
?
Download
#TonySkinnersLad
by Robb Johnson from the link below and retweet to any fellow fans of the "Beast of Bolsover" himself
🎶 Download Links:
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@NileGardiner
I don't even follow you yet your gammonspaffs keep appearing in my feed. Utter lunatic, but I'm finding them funny now. It's like a Twitter version of 'The Room'
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Bad day? Don't worry you'll be fine. Meanwhile over here my neighbours are currently out in their garden blasting out their 5th Phil Collins track in a row
Phil. Fucking. Collins.
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AH SHIT NO WAIT A MINUTE!!
I get it. The Tories KNOW that bringing back Johnson would be absolute kryptonite to most British people, so they're PR-ing this to make the 'winner' Sunak/Mordaunt more palatable to us plebs. An Overton window shift of chaos. I've spotted it.
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@SWStheband
My proudest moment? When I got
@RATM
to the UK No.1 in protest. 1.6 million music fans helped me
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I’ve triggered some proper sizzling gammon it would seem
So to all the insecure pink-necked men of Twitter with about 20 followers each…keep ‘em coming…and yes, your Brexit is still a fkin disaster and you know it 🤣
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Things can only get better…
I’m not religious but the heavens have opened right now…
What a GLORIOUS metaphor for the end of this appalling government
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@Conservatives
Yet again, we can all smell your desperation from here
Just go. You’re useless. You’ve completely ballsed up our country.
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@Conservatives
Yeah because you're OK aren't you?
• dodgy contracts for your mates
• filling our rivers with sewage
• chronically underfunding our local councils
• blowing a hole in our already Tory-shagged economy
• brexit...nuff said
• destroying our NHS
• for the few, not the many
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Why are people asking me why Les Dennis is trending because I don't really know
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Here's how I started the
#RATM4xmas
campaign to stop the X Factor being the UK
#XmasNo1
thanks to
@WatchPolyphonic
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Sophy Ridge just said Jeremy Cunt didn't she?
She did... I'm 100% she did
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"It wasn't just racists that wanted to leave Europe" - Stewart Lee
(yes I posted this two years ago, but still very valid today)
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@nadhimzahawi
Mate you've had THREE Prime Ministers in a year. You have zero mandate to talk about non-existent "rebrands"
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To all Ladbaby fans
Just a reminder that Mrs. Browns Boys is on at 10:25
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I'm really excited to announce I'm joining GB News - my new show coming soon...
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To make this a perfect day I need
@sebastianbach
to scream “no need to whimper, no need to shout, this party’s over, so GET THE FUCK OUT” at Trump
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As we move into Summer 2016, *STILL* in a room without a view
Rip the mike, rip the stage, rip the system...
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@itsmetime
@realDonaldTrump
Mind you us 🇬🇧 Brits are not much better. We voted for
#Brexit
- a suicidal move on a monumental scale
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I'd genuinely forgotten I'd filmed this, talking about the
@RATM
v X Factor UK chart battle on Channel 5 - with
@neevkspencer
,
@TMorello
, Joe McElderry,
@Nicki_Chapman
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@JolyonMaugham
I have zero sympathy for this odious creature.
“Led a rebellion”?
Fvck off.
I’ve led a rebellion, and he ain’t fit to lace my shoes.
People of
#Wycombe
…do the right thing
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@PeterStefanovi2
My former boss. He’s a good egg, but his marketing director told me I was no good at it and stop suggesting using social media more in our output…
Two years later I was nominated for UK Marketer of the Year…only losing to Compare the Meerkat
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Yes they’re back. Yes they’re playing the UK. Reading & Leeds Festival in August this year. Yes I’ll post up more info as I get it 👊
(Full tour dates attached)
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@jayrayner1
Watch out Jay. I turned them down too and got a ton of gammon-infested briny GBeebies fans telling me I wasn’t famous and should not have a tick.
I was once on Going For Gold FFS
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@Conservatives
Who's that MP that bullies others? Take your pick from a wealth of Tories...go on...we'll wait
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@LuckyHeronSay
I really disliked Corbyn’s Labour but still voted for them tactically. Now they have a leader who can actually win an election then yes I’ll definitely be voting for them
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@JamesJDart
@GNev2
Gary Neville triggers thick, insecure, brexity gammon across the UK and does a remarkable job. He really will not give a flying toss that he's lost a few potato followers, it's really no loss to him. If anything it's a bonus that these idiots have left of their own accord 👍
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Hello Xmas Chart peeps...it's Jon here...veteran of the
#XmasNo1
singles for
@RATM
in 2009 and
@JFT96Xmas
in 2012.
This year will be THE K**TS with their incendiary new single 'F**K THE T*RIES'
Top 5 in the last 2 Xmas charts...will this go 4 higher? I reckon so
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Richard Keys, Andy Gray, Peter Shilton, Matt le Tissier, David Mellor, Lee Hirst all waiting by the phone right now
#MOTD
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We're not getting any older, but we still all know EXACTLY what to do when
@RATM
is cranked up on the
#DanceFloor
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I've been asked to choose ten albums that greatly influenced my taste in music. One album per day for ten consecutive days. No explanations, no reviews, just album covers...
#10AlbumChallenge
#Day8
#RATM4xmas
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@ryanaugher
@MastercardLAC
@Lockers75
@MastercardNews
@WFP
What a load of corporate bollocks as a response
@Mastercard
- This is a dreadful campaign. If this happened at my agency I’d have fired the fucking lot of them
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Today is the anniversary of this historic performance by
@RATM
One of those days I'll never forget
#RATM4xmas
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@andycnorman
Brian is 100% correct. Anyone with half a brain can see Brexit has been a disaster...like many of us said it would be
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Just so all those downloading the Boris Johnson song are aware…back in 2009, we sold 72,000 downloads in the LAST 3 HOURS of the chart
Just saying
Oops, how did this link get here?
#BORIS4XMASNO1
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