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Father, Husband, small biz owner, tinkerer, amateur car builder/racer, found keto and fitness in late 40s.

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@Rothmus I dunno, those snails are pretty wily...
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@eyeslasho Hey look, he got one right!
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@MonotoneMustang Great deadpan delivery!
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@MonotoneMustang @elonmusk Strong Nate Bargatze vibes with this one. Love it.
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RT @0rf: REMEMBER: “Ukraine will win”
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@scotthortonshow Every time he comes up on my timeline I post you destroying him in that debate. Guess I can't do that to your post. LOL
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@planefag I dunno if this was on purpose, but the headline image is the perfect size for a FB background pic.
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@MilaLovesJoe Let's be real. Glitch ain't getting re-elected. This was a McCain screwing Trump before he died type of move.
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You gotta admit, a capitalist system is much less likely to explore the idea of a jet powered, biplane, twin tail cropduster. Aeronautical Lysenkoism.
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@RealAngelaMc Are you friends with Michael Malice? He has talked about cutting out the publishers several times on Your Welcome. It's not something I worry about, but seem to remember pros and cons. Might be worth asking him if you can.
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@SBakerMD Minimal farts. I had partial colon resection a few years ago (sigmoidectomy) so it is a welcome side effect. Pressure in there is not what I want.
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@elonmusk Elon, please feed Grok a concise list of what DOGE has found so far. Would be extremely helpful.
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@thelowcarb_rd This is Scott Adams' "systems over goals" idea. Helped me when I dropped 50 lbs. There were several plateaus along the way. Rather than getting frustrated, I just thought about my system and kept going. Good advice. Worked for me.
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@Strategic_FC @NoContextHumans Gotta be a top 5 finish, ever. A classic.
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@elonmusk If saving lives was the goal, why did USAID play a role in the forced sterilization of Indians and Peruvians? Where are all the fighters for reproductive rights on this one?
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@Chesschick01 Fight fire with fire? "What NIH Could Learn From Mengele" sounds like a nice headline. Wouldn't be hard to write, either.
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@RealEdFriendly Big Balls is a Habsburg lantern head?
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@9mm_smg I remember telling this to my extremely liberal friend in 1991 or 1992. He got all pissed off and looked up the stats, and came back and apologized. He was still believing the Oprah 20% of population is going to get it propaganda.
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