After five months off the air, The Daily Show is back Monday, October 16th with all-new episodes, all-new guest hosts, and a ton of hot jokes about that Titanic submersible!
@BradleyHarheez
The white guy who posted this thought she couldn't dance, further proving that caucasian are still as lost as ever when it comes to rhythm.
@BenSotoYAC
@Kandra_T
@Ancestry
Lol they don’t show WHO they’re running from, they dismiss so much about slavery and in the end still make the white man a hero. Light skinned babies didn’t come from freedom fighting whites. They came from rape.
White privilege in comedy is having to remind these edge lord ass comedians that I’m black way before I’m a comedian. Cops ain’t out here like “stop right there and tell me a joke”, so you out yo red pilled ass mind if you think I’m gonna defend your racism in the name of comedy.
Last year I got to write for the Grammys and one of the jokes I wrote was about Dababy having back up dancers of all old people, so I told the host to say “Give it up for Dababy featuring Dababy Boomers” and Dababy almost shot us.
Everyone is upset at Stormy Daniels for headlining a comedy club and I gotta say that’s my home club your talking about and boy do they fucking need it.
ladies take your uncircumcised kings smegma and use it for cooking oil, if he can’t make you cum he should atleast make you a cannoli - probably
@shutupaida
Stop demonizing people who just found out about Juneteenth today because being late to learning about black peoples freedom is what Juneteenth is all about.
The pro-Palestine protestors lost, and will never regain, my respect once they ran up in Mother Emanuel AME in Charleston.
There isn’t a nasty tweet, Tik Tok of them screaming, or Black person apologizing for their anti-Blackness that could push me further away at this point.
One time R. Kelly came into the restaurant I used to work at with forty people and didn’t let any of them look at a menu until he completed every course of his meal. So whatever you accuse him of, I believe it.