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Jon Stewart and The Best F**king News Team. Weeknights 11/10c on @ComedyCentral. Next day on @paramountplus
Joined June 2010
.@jonstewart on how the Trump administration is scapegoating DEI in favor of a meritocratic myth
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Oh man, once Trump gets his wall he better hope no one shows Mexico this old video we found.
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One of your viewers.
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Defund whatever the fuck this is.
Don Jr. cost taxpayers at least $75,000 with hunting trip to Mongolia to shoot the world's largest sheep
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Hannity. Rush. Dobbs. Ingraham. Pirro. Nunes. Tammy. Geraldo. Doocy. Hegseth. Schlapp. Siegel. Watters. Dr. Drew. Henry. Ainsley. Gaetz. Inhofe. Pence. Kudlow. Conway. Trump. Today, we salute the Heroes of the Pandumbic.
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Uh, Trump can't just "decline to participate." It's not the Vietnam War.
BREAKING: White House notifies House that Trump administration will not participate in impeachment probe, which it calls “illegitimate.”
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Chris Wallace's debate performance tonight is a great reminder that kindergarten teachers are underpaid. #Debates2020.
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BREAKING: Trump campaign files 71,185,821 lawsuits against every person who voted for Joe Biden.
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EXCLUSIVE: White House officials are exploring legal options to ensure Mike Pence can participate in the VP debate with Kamala Harris, a woman.
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CNN: BANNON INDICTED. MSNBC: BANNON INDICTED. FOX NEWS: DID BARACK OBAMA USE SECRET CODE LANGUAGE TO ACTIVATE UNDERGROUND BLACK PANTHER CELLS IN CHICAGO LAST NIGHT?.
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Fox News is right: Any idiot can read off a teleprompter
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NEW: Ben Carson says he is resigning from the Trump administration over the Capitol riots, apparently unaware his term ended 15 days ago.
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Good point. The Constitution clearly says “A state’s electors can be won if the president’s second dumbest son calls dibs.”.
We have won Pennsylvania!.
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Scarlett Johansson’s bravest role yet.
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.@realdonaldtrump please DM, we have FRESH evidence from West Philadelphia that a couple of guys are up to no good, starting to make trouble in the neighborhood.
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We'll never be as funny as the time you liked a porn tweet on 9/11.
Hollywood is funniest when they don’t intend to be.
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HISTORIC: Donald Trump just won a popular vote for the first time
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tfw you started a 20 year war and people are arguing whether to blame Biden or Trump
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Happy Juneteenth! The first U.S. holiday that's illegal to teach about in 15 states.
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Doctors: Avoid shaking hands and touching common spaces. Trump Coronavirus Response Team:
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"Donald Trump would have secured Kabul airport" -- My dude he didn't even secure the Capitol Building when his Vice President was in there.
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CNN: SONDLAND CONFIRMS TRUMP WANTED QUID PRO QUO. MSNBC: SONDLAND TIES PENCE AND POMPEO TO EXTORTION SCHEME. FOX NEWS: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN WHILE SNEEZING? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE.
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.@BarackObama you seein' this shit.
Trump just said "my father is German, was German. Born in a very wonderful place in Germany." Fred Trump was born in New York.
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HEARTBREAKING: One Texas resident had to travel over 1700 miles to find heat, water, and electricity.
Ted Cruz flew to Cancun with his family amid power crisis in Texas: source
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$0,000,000 from the NRA
We are grieving with Parkland. But we are not powerless. Caring for our kids is our first job. And until we can honestly say that we're doing enough to keep them safe from harm, including long overdue, common-sense gun safety laws that most Americans want, then we have to change.
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“What we should do as individuals is to use the power of democracy to make our voices heard and to make sure that the people in power cannot continue to ignore this.” - Climate activist @GretaThunberg
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MODERATOR: Sir what is your name. PENCE: First, I want to say that the American people are strong because they are the American people.
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Sharknado 5 has a Rotten Tomatoes score of 30 percent.
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CHRIS WALLACE, MINUTE 1: Hello, gentlemen. I'm expecting a respectful debate. CHRIS WALLACE, MINUTE 12: Jesus Christ Mr. President, we just need 3 seconds of you not shouting. Just 3.
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Guess the "T" is silent?
Thank you to the LGBT community! I will fight for you while Hillary brings in more people that will threaten your freedoms and beliefs.
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INAUGURATION FUN FACT: Biden's inauguration marks the first time in four years that a President has appeared with a Bible in public without the aid of tear gas.
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Tyranny check! Deploying federal agents in 2020 vs. 2014
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If we ever open museums again, can we put this Feb 27 Hannity screenshot in one
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The French ambassador to the U.S. @GerardAraud criticized Trevor for congratulating Africa on France’s World Cup victory. Trevor responds #BetweenTheScenes:
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When you're lying to your mom but your brother already told her the truth.
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And with that Ted Cruz has officially fought back harder against a tweet from a late night show than he ever did when Trump called his wife ugly.
I wear your scorn with pride. I remember when the Daily Show was funny.
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Fox News is very concerned that this presidential candidate's brain isn't working
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Fact Check: Donald Trump is correct when he says he’s not Abraham Lincoln.
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Not sure I'd be using the words "fleeing" and "Texas" in the same sentence, Senator Cancun.
Trevor Noah whines that people are fleeing high-tax blue states & moving in droves to low-tax states like Texas, where the jobs are. Doesn’t understand why people like freedom. Also predicts the Biden years will be the Great Depression.
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Good point. Article 6, Section 2 of the Constitution clearly states that a President can't be impeached for crimes that don't excite his third-favorite child.
This is horribly boring. #Snoozefest.
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This is the only thing with Trump’s name on it that couldn’t dodge a draft.
Portion of US border wall in California falls over in high winds and lands on Mexican side
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CNN: PRESIDENT TRUMP IMPEACHED . MSNBC: HOUSE VOTES TO IMPEACH TRUMP. FOX: DID YOU KNOW THAT 764 EARTHS COULD FIT INSIDE SATURN WOW.
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Trump says he "started speaking very quickly" to stop the "send her back" chant. Here are some things that take less time than he did to stop the chant. 1) Solving a Rubik's Cube underwater #BeatTheChant
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Kelly Loeffler is so loyal to Trump she also lost an election in Georgia.
Decision Desk HQ Projects @ReverendWarnock (D) has won the Georgia Special Senate Runoff Election. Race Called: 11:13PM EST 01.05.21. All Results:
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Ted, what's the best way to end this feud: by insulting your wife or your dad?.
Trevor Noah is turning into Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. 🐰🐰🐰.
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Trump's lawyer is giving the speech you give when you have to stall because the actual lawyer is stuck in traffic.
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When you notice that Mike Pence always. talks. like. this. 🔊
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BREAKING: Judge In Kyle Rittenhouse Case Reveals He Has Adopted Kyle Rittenhouse, Declares Mistrial ‘Because He’s My Son’.
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Sure, President Trump incited an act of terror at the Capitol, but one time Obama used a selfie stick in the White House
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R.I.P. Sean Spicer as White House Press Secretary, 2017 - 2017
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“We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.”. Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron Nazario, and the system that protects bad cops.
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Unpacking the Kim-Kanye-Pete situation and the harassment many women face when trying to leave a relationship.
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This memo is more blacked out than Brett Kavanaugh on a school night.
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Jon Stewart kicks off The Daily Show's election coverage with a wellness check on America's two chronologically challenged candidates: Joe Biden and Donald Trump.
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NBA PLAYER: *gets access to a coronavirus test* . SENATOR: *uses inside info to sell stocks before the market crashes* . NORMAL PERSON: *trades family heirloom for black market toilet paper*.
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Your old time slot.
Mr. Biden says there is a “rise” in white supremacy. Where?.
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Pronunciation guide for media outlets having difficulty with certain words today:. 1) COMMA-la.2) RAY-cist.
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In America it's punishable by getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
In South Africa, spreading false information about the coronavirus is now a crime, punishable by up to six months in prison, a fine, or both.
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Congrats to Donald Trump on finally winning a majority of votes!.
MANHATTAN GRAND JURY VOTES TO INDICT TRUMP:
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Trevor visits his Grandma Koko in Soweto, South Africa, to talk about his childhood, her life under apartheid, and what exactly he needs to do to get her to watch The Daily Show.
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Coronavirus numbers aren't even going down in the White House.
Coronavirus numbers are looking MUCH better, going down almost everywhere. Big progress being made!.
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You know he can’t see this right.
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Jordan Klepper vs. anti-mask parents at a North Carolina school board meeting
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Happy Black History Month to all the states where it's not a felony to say that.
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11AM: How bad could the new administration be?. 4PM: And Elon did that how many times?.
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Jon Stewart on election night: "We're all going to have to wake up tomorrow morning and work like hell to move the world to the place that we prefer it to be." #DailyShow
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Pence apologizing to Mother right now for getting to 3rd base with the fly.
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Fox News talking about Hillary but make the footage the Trump raid
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(2/2) Trevor on George Floyd and the Minneapolis protests:. “If you felt unease watching that Target being looted, try to imagine how it must feel for black Americans when they watch themselves being looted every single day. Police in America are looting black bodies.”
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