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There's nothing natural about greed as capitalists claim and exploit. There's no natural creature greedy like humans. We have been taught, incentivised to be greedy.
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Airtel pack hi samapt ho raha hai koi bomb nahi phatne wala hai
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Sabrina bhabhi hatiye Aaj...
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Aur tum? Padhi likhi Jokerni .
it’s so obvious that congress has targeted the uneducated people for votes
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With the amount of time I had spent on these apps, I should get some PM care fund or something.
Should have learnt to code instead. T_T
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I reached the exam centre a bit late, and I was unable to find my name on the seating arrangement list, so obviously I panicked.
There was this girl who was also late, but still, she made sure I found my name by traversing 1000 lists for me.
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Parth never felt the touch of a woman and it shows.
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My heart hurts as I pay Rs 20 for a samosa.
This is the same heart that pays handsomely for a mediocre, unauthentic cuisine experience in some fancy cafe with cringe-worthy ambience.
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Ab jab 80 hazaar diye hai toh kaise bhi krke justify toh karega hi.
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@baawraekraag
The way you have struck out the controversial words " thoughtful" and " intelligent" XD
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Rahul Gandhi eats 100 Justin Trudeau in his breakfast. Come on, we all need an attractive PM.
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Saw someone's LinkedIn profile who holds a PhD in fluid mechanics.
FLUID MECHANICS
FLUIIIDDDDDDD MECHANICSSS FFS
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Reminiscing about the November drizzling at the India gate in this unbearable heat.
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Delhi metro took "colour colour which colour do you want?" way too seriously.
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Delhi I am inside you and it shows. ( It's raining) 🥵
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Her own friends left her, saying, "Bahot late ho gaye hai, hum ja rahe tu bhi chal," but she still didn't go.
🥹
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Seems like Ram ji took matters in his own hands in Ayodhya and did the right thingie.
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No one I repeat no one and especially Hindu kids never gave a fuck to their religion or their Gods until an old man in a very expensive khadi ka kurta told them ki bhadvoooo sanatan dharm is param dharam.
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I wasn't aware that my interviewer was going to be from Israel, and I was wearing my favourite watermelon tee.
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Kya subah jaldi uth ke padhne se jaldi yaad hoti hai cheezein ya bas neend aati hai?
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Learning George Orwell was born in Motihari ( my pseudo-nanihal) was not on my bingo card, but okay.
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"what does she even think of herself?"
Literally me-
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The worst person in the world or something idk.
Ft. Sangwan
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If NDA loses, everyone gets a packet of their fav chips.
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It's all fictional UNTIL IT ISN'T.
Reality slaps.
"While We Watched" is fierce, honest and eye-opening.
The man, the myth, the legend ,the journalist.
@ravishndtv
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INDIA Alliance election jeete ya na jeete , Dil toh Jeet hi liya h.
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Weird flex, but I haven't ever paid for every single cigarette I have smoked till now.
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I don't want you to peel an orange for me.
I want you to peel a bucket full of litchis, as I would gulp them down one by one.
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My mother used to put me in the shade of her Dupatta when I was way younger.
It felt soothing.
Looking at the world from that dupatta was a bliss. It was the most expensive filter.
Somewhere in between that dupatta shade and social media filters I grew Up.
Happy Mother's Day.
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What's worse than a breakup?
Looking at the yummy food in front of you while your guts are not gutting.
💔
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Rohini aau aur e rickshaw wale bhaiya phone andar rakhne na bole esa ho nahi sakta.
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What do you say if your mom tries to send you to business school?
"Participating in the speculative depletion of the planet won't make me happy."
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Youth sabse zyada brainwashed hai apparently.
I never thought people who were too cool to close their eyes in school assemblies would become religious when they grew up and vote BJP.
It's fashionable to be religious these days.
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I don't know what's worse, your comment or your mother's decision to not swallow you. Pfft fatherless child
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Zee: bro I can smell kebabs here
Me : kebabs? Here? No way
Zee : I can smell something pleasant and smokey , they are selling kebabs nearby , let's find and eat please
Me: i can smell smthng similar , nt sure
* Followed the smell *
Ends up at Manikarnika cremation ground:)
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Divided by science, commerce and arts.
United by Physical Education. 🥰
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Neighbour sanghi aunty mujhe kehti aapka cm toh jail mein hai toh aayegi toh bjp hi na.
I need to relocate asap. 😭
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Charlotte Wells ji, it will be all over for you once I get my own 35 mm lens 😤
#movie
posters I love.
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Nihayati badtameez, badchalan aur aawara
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A person threw his Iphone instead of a stone during the ritual of rajm-Al jamaat, or the stoning of the devil in Mecca.
Shayad phone hi saari fasaad ki jad hai.
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A psychological thriller that is also sci -fi?
I am sold.
So obscure. So dark. So scary. So dystopian. I love it.
First teaser for ‘SEVERANCE’ Season 2
Releasing later this year on Apple TV+
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Pat Cummins looks like he holds a PhD in physics, and then he got a girlfriend and somewhat had a glow up.
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New employer is asking for my father's aadhar card along with mine!?
Never happened before.
Is this normal?
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For those who are away from their homes:
Ghar se door Eid Manani hai,
Yeh bhi toh Qurbani hai.
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I get it. I mean, he is not technically wrong .
But but but for someone (me) who devours courtroom dramas, it was creme de la creme.
Sandra Huller's argument of the century mujhe zabaani yaad hai
I am so barbaad 😭
anatomy of a fall itni faltu film hai bhai kya kya dekhtein hai aaj ke log
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Dilli meri jaan , kuch miracle dikhao pliz pliz pliz.
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A Man of Integrity (2017)
- Dir Mohammad Rasaulof
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"Sushi is not for everyone. It requires an acquired taste."
Par esa taste acquire karna hi kyu hai?
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My "for you" feed was highly dependent on certain people's likes. :/
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Yeh konsa Nasal hai? HELP
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@leo_ruth5
Lmao
I love him as an actor and in this frame he does look tempting to me.
Also, you can read about his childhood story if you want to know more about him, he has come a long way.
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My visit to Varanasi in March kinda worked!?!!!?
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I hate it when a privileged ass kiddo along with their parents brag about their academic/non academic achievements.
I hate it even more when I get compared to them directly or indirectly.
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Spoke my heart off. North campus has become such a disappointment.
the kind of conversations you are exposed to in post graduate courses in DU truly break your heart. In UG, If you had asked me that University is more about all of this than intellectual growth, I wouldn't have agreed.
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Rishton ke bhi roop badalte hai ✨
Uttar Pradesh: BJP candidate from Amethi Lok Sabha seat, Smriti Irani trailing
Congress candidate KL Sharma leading from the seat with a margin of 50,758 votes.
(file pic)
#LokSabhaElections2024
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Pov : your overweight father on PTM day sitting on a smol desk of yours waiting for his turn.
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We deserve one Katy Perry's " Roar " x Rahul Gandhi edit .
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Proud to be a kviannnnnn!!!
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Dangling between " we are so back" and " it's over ".
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Born to : being a words-are-my-love- language person.
Forced to : " Don't fall for words!! "
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Someone DMed me with a kind word last night and I slept beautifully. I love being a words-are-my-love-language person.
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I over dosed on homeopathic ki meethi wali goli when this chapter called "system of particles and rotational motion" was being taught in coaching. 😔🙏
Had a friend in school who was also lived in the same neighborhood. We often went to school together. Some days we even had lunch together during recess. For going to school together we planned one night before. He was always punctual but one day, despite our planning, he didn't+
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Might give this semester a pass because it's too hot to travel to the exam centre.
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One can go to the university and complete their degree without posting that "home for the next 3/4/2 years" story.
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Can we just talk about how confident and poised she sounds here.
She just means that physical appearance has got nothing to do with one's success nothing else.
She is too young to have been more " careful" with the choice of words.
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For fascism may come and fascism may go, But we go on forever.
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the feeling when you have prepared the obvious or relevant questions for an interview so perfectly that you can't wait to blurt them out but the interviewer ends up asking the remotely related, obscure stuff that is the same as when your partner leaves you unsatisfied.
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There's this guy on my Instagram who has been posting pictures of a new pair of shoes he has been buying every weekend and captioning them, "This is what success tastes like.".
Is he eating the shoes or something? I did not get it!?
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Someone threw a rose at me on my auto ride.
I got so happy thinking who is this lover of mine who is following me 😱🥰
Just after 5 mins when the auto stopped at the red light, a girl showed up and said
" didi 20 rupaye hogaye iske " .
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Har 2 reel ke baad Aditi Rao hydari ka " swan walk" from Heeramandi aaraha hai.
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Took sasta long exposure shots on my run for the oomfs.
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I find it so tedious and low-key cringe to update my LinkedIn. It is a burden for me. I use it internally, but I can't put it out there.
Why I am the way I am? T_T
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Are you your mom's undisputed darling?
Because I'm.
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When Roger Federer and Nadal cried for each other, that my dear friend was some top notch male vulnerability and I loved it. I miss them so bad.
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God's fav soldiers (me) have to learn everything the hardest way.
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Ayodhya to the BJP after luring them fascists :
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