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gm today I’m grateful to the free world for allowing apartheid to turn into genocide to turn into ww3
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Al-Jazeera broke the news of the massacre at Shadia Abu Ghazala school 10+ hours ago. Has any western media site picked it up?
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love that eid ul-azha and father’s day are practically coinciding this year
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my mom getting married alone in lahore in 1976 because the mounties were investigating my dad in ontario for cocaine smuggling
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bengalis representing
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Hindutva trolls are back. My background photo reads “I like chocolate milk” and I am absolutely imposing choco milk religion on Bharat.
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Murdered by Israel on Dec 6, Refaat Areer was a scholar of John Donne's poetry. His PhD thesis used Bakhtinian dialogism to argue that Donne subverted monologic style; refuting canons, shuttling between established & experimental, and multiplying voices.
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A Hindu kid joined my Intro Urdu class. I allowed people to register so that they could learn the script. But a few days in, I realized how good his Urdu was & moved him to Advanced.
I ran into him at the library & asked, “aap Pakistan se to nahin?” Sheepishly he answered, “Ji.”
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Yeah I teach about it
thinking about how good they must have been eating
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Historically students being forced to sit together in my Intro Urdu-Hindi course 3 days a week have produced 1 marriage, 1 baby, 25 situationships, 16 ghazal-style one-way affairs, and 5 crushes on Shahrukh Khan.
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neem ka patta KARWA HAI
netanyahu BHARWA HAI
What is Taylor Swift singing? Wrong answers only.
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My new skincare routine is watching the AZADI video in which this person says absolutely nothing about Jews. Listening to them is making my brown skin glow browner.
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as a muslim on behalf of islam i give everybody permission to add "inshallah" to their vocabulary
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Israel has destroyed every single university in Gaza and yesterday I saw an image of a Palestinian child with the top half of their head missing. Columbia is a joke.
Columbia University will now mandate that all new students and faculty go through an orientation that states anti-Zionism is antisemitism.
The plan, which was not announced in any direct communications by Columbia, was revealed by an Israeli newspaper article. -
@theintercept
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Macron calling for a ceasefire while Bernie doesn’t is my multiverse of madness
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100% my favourite genre of Palestine protest is direct action against corporations. It is capital that enables today’s high-tech genocide—and ecocide.
Protesters shut down two Boeing gates in Winnipeg to demand the company divest from manufacturing weapons used by Israel to commit genocide in Gaza. 🧵
#mbpoli
#cdnpoli
#FreePalestine
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Spoke to one of my encamped students today & she said it’s a challenge bc how many brown folks know how to pitch a tent? She’s only ever been glamping with her Persian family before. Yaar I relate to this SO MUCH.
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I laughed and he laughed and I said, “kamaal hai, Amar, tum bataa hi dete mujhe.” Anyway he went on to become the President of the McGill Pakistani Students Association, which is a pretty big flex ⭐️
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Today, February 15, 2024 of the Firangi Calendar, is the third birthday of Lord Rasgulla Billa. We remember his infancy with joy. We celebrate his presence, and request your attendance at his Deification Ceremony.
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If you want to be godlike, learn empathy. Lord Rasgulla saw the murder of the loaf and admonished. He teaches empathy and non-violence even toward bread naan.
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Shaikh Rasgulla senses that things weigh heavily upon you. He wants you to know that he is here.
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We survived Columbia grad school somehow followed by destruction & death, rumours, tumours, everything the academy could throw at us & 20 years later we are Big Professors alhamdulillah.
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Dosto, in the summer of 2024 I will offer my Urdu Poetry course once more. It will be taught on Zoom, and you are all welcome! 💚 Fill out the registration form and I'll keep you updated re the exact timings.
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At the moment I have nothing to say about the death of India & the rise of Bharat. As someone who’s lived & studied the history of the S. Asian diaspora, I know that once upon a time our solidarity across faiths against white supremacist skinheads meant something.
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Donors to universities cannot be allowed to bully said universities. The Urdu Chair at McGill was established in 1987 with a donation from the Pakistani govt under the dictator Zia-ul-Haq. Zia would have hated the fact that an Ahmadi's son is now Urdu Chair. But I am.
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darya se le ke taa samundar
Filisteeni honge azad
Elan Mushk tu la‘nti chhachhundar
tera ho khana barbad
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I was struggling to explain the meaning of Hindi-Urdu “mast” in the Intro course, & then this Sindhi-origin New Brunswicker said “it means, like, slayyy.” What is this generation? What is New Brunswick?
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Urdu-Hindi is a subject-object-verb language: “She film watches” instead of “She watches a film.” My poor Englishified students want instant verb gratification. Be patient. You the verb at last, most definitely, to your infinite relief and delight, shall find.
Being a classical latin translator is crying at 4am as you try to find the verb
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I’ve just found out from Phuppho’s human Stéphanie that Phuppho passed away on the Easter weekend of cancer. She was 10 years old. The last time she came to us was on Rasgulla’s birthday. We treasure the memory of this magnificent lady in our hearts.
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Megha was a brilliant scholar of Punjab and a good friend. We were the same age, and she is gone far too soon. May she be at peace. Rabb de hawaale. 💔
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getting the police involved for being called a coconut is .. peak coconut
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in scarborough mainly to see this human version of rasgulla billa
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What I’m learning this year in the Urdu Poetry course is that the ghazal is all about situationships.
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Modiji: “Nobody knew about Lord Rasgulla until film was released on him.”
in chonkoñ ki masti ke mastaane hazaaroñ haiñ
in chonkoñ se waabasta afsaane hazaaroñ haiñ
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My dad somewhere in Toronto in the 1970s. What was this man thinking about?
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I’ve written 1/4 of this article and he is going to write the next 1/4. This is co-authorship in the Humanities/Felinities
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My 5-year-old nephew (bhānjā) is learning chess so I thought I’d teach him the Urdu names of the pieces:
♙ piyāda (infantryman)
♖ ruḳh (rook)
♘ ghoṛā (horse)
♗ fīl (elephant)
♔ wazīr (minister)
♕ shāh (king)
shah māt (the king has died) “check mate”
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My best advice to new PhD students is to plan everything backwards from the PhD defence. If only someone had told me this when I began my PhD 🫠 From my workshop at LUMS:
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Her name is Phuppho. She likes eating chimken shawarma and biting state department humans.
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As of today all of my PhD students are employed and I feel so satisfied. God only knows why some supervisors want to sabotage their students' careers.
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you are all allowed
as a muslim on behalf of islam i give everybody permission to add "inshallah" to their vocabulary
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A very earnest white lady once asked my partner, “Have you heard of that courageous girl Malla? She’s from the Laahore Valley do you know about that?” My partner answered “No I’m from the Karachi Valley.”
Anyway Malla has really lowered herself now she’s in the Hilary Valley.
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I was born and raised in Toronto and my nani always called oranges “mālṭā.” When I went to Pakistan for the first time at the age of 12 I learned that there are kinnū, musammī, fruiter, santara, aur pata nahin kya kya my firangi mind was blown.
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I needed to look at a photo of early 2021 baby Rasgulla and it helped so I’m sharing with you. You’re welcome. Charhdi kala mitro 🙏🏼
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oonchi hai building
lift teri band
kaise miyaaooon
dil razamand hai
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In 2010 I had to tell someone very close to me that the Taliban had murdered her grandfather in an attack on an Ahmadi mosque. “Your grandfather has been martyred,” I said. Because what we mean by shahīd is someone who has been killed bearing witness.
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👇🏼 Pan-Arabism is long dead, forget about “the ummah.” May real solidarity reign amongst the wretched of the earth.
Bolivia broke off diplomatic relations with Israel before a single Arab state.
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paṛh paṛh ‘ilm hazār kitābāñ
kadī apṇe āp nūñ paṛheyā nahīñ
jā jā waṛde mandir masītīñ
kadī man apṇe wich waṛeyā nahīñ
aiñwīñ laṛdā e Shaitān de nāḷ bandeyā
kadī nafs apṇe nāḷ laṛeyā nahīñ
Bullhe Shāh asmānīñ phaṛnā e
jihṛā man wich wasdā oh nūñ phaṛeyā nahīñ
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Cher D. Phuppho (2015-2024). On the Day of Judgment she will look in God’s Face and demand chimkens.
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📣 So Rasgulla Billa is now RGB bhai. Introducing his little bro Dhoom Billa 😍🧿 they’re … still negotiating territory
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Another Muharram, another clip from dhrupad singer Wasifuddin Dagar’s performance in praise of Husain.
pyāre ho Allāh ke / nawāse nabī ke / ‘Alī ke jigar-band
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I rarely feel much love for my alma mater, but Columbia students are making me cry now.
Columbia university now, despite all restrictions, hundreds showed up in solidarity with Palestine
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Holiftari. I love it.
Another video from Jamia Millia Islamia in which girls are celebrating Iftar party and Holi together with
Hindu Boys.
#jamia
#delhiuniversity
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live footage of me showing my edited volume chapter draft to the editor my senior colleague who expected it 4 years ago
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the calendar bears witness
to how time holds us hostage
and that monday
is a terrorist
~ rupi kaur
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4K likes and I’ll redo this pose with Rasgulloo. 12K likes and $20K donation and I’ll fly
@clayyytonbigsby
and one of his cats to Canada and have them do a performance piece on the basis of this at the Musée des beaux arts de Montréal
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maasi jiiiiiiii 😍
Neeraj Chopra's mother says “ I am happy with the silver, the guy who got gold ( Arshad Nadeem) is also my child, everyone goes there after doing a lot of hard work”
what grace from Neeraj Chopra's mother, something that people can learn a lot from ♥️
Most beautiful video on
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words that start with ك : keffiyeh, kat, kolimbia university
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I'm allowed to have a favourite student, okay? My rock through four years of teaching. His graduation marks an era's ending for me as much as for him. Allah ta‘ala kamyabi de. 🤲🏼
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Sorry this guy is my hero for today for calling out the interviewer’s framing. White folks can be so frustrating. I wonder whether she ever condemns collective punishment but I’m not going to hold my breath.
I wanna put this on my timeline. I think most of us are tired with the “are you condemn Hamas”. We all can relate to this guy
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sorry i couldn’t return your call i’m being shown love
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Tokyo is beautiful tonight. Yes I took this photo with my iPhone.
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Nothing to see here, just the United Nations Secretary-General telling us that Israel has killed more children in the past 2 months than
- the Taliban
- Syria
- Russia (in Ukraine)
- Saudi Arabia (in Yemen)
"We are witnessing a killing of civilians that is unparalleled and unprecedented in any conflict since I am Secretary-General," says
@antonioguterres
responding to correspondent's question on Gaza.
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I had a Hindi student with a brown dad & a white mom. When her dadi died, we talked about her impostor syndrome, & how her grandmother had been her link to Hindi.
I said, The languages we love weren't given to you or me. But they're still ours. We do the work, & we own them.
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this aloo just drank from a bowl of water in which my partner is soaking potatoes
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prostrate yourselves humans before Rasgulla as godling
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Gurgaon representing
Dosto, in the summer of 2024 I will offer my Urdu Poetry course once more. It will be taught on Zoom, and you are all welcome! 💚 Fill out the registration form and I'll keep you updated re the exact timings.
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I had dinner with a Torontonian of Hindu background who recently returned from 2 months of field work in Lahore. His parents visited him while he was there & they FOUND HIS NANA’S HOUSE.
Such mundane recoveries in the face of Partition haven’t ceased to be magical for me.
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i was reading them the emails that the administration is sending us every 10 minutes now
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Is he singing happy birthday to me or yelling at the Square St-Louis gilehriyaan?
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It’s finally a proper Montreal spring (it snowed) and Rasgulla Billa decided to go out into the snow when I opened the door to take out the compost and I had to carry him back in. He’s thinking about his choices.
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Okay I couldn’t help tweeting this one but I’m not crying … shukriya Auntie! Allah ta‘ala zindagi de 🤲🏼
540 Urdu Poetry registrants 😲 I’m going to stop tweeting about this class now before it gets completely out of control
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We read Faiz's "Mujh se pahlī sī muhabbat" today and Adeeba Arastu made this meme. aur bhī dukh haiñ zamāne meñ muhabbat ke ke siwā
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I may never fall in love with anyone as I fell in love with him. No one could be as soft, as cuddly, or as sweet. I could write a qasida on the touch of his toe bean.
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sapne meñ milti haiñ
fishies meri sapne meñ milti haiiiiiñ
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People keep telling me Mama looks like Kiara Advani. I looked her up and Mama definitely looks better.
Papa probably spotted a raccoon gorging on the gol gappe.
My dad somewhere in Toronto in the 1970s. What was this man thinking about?
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