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Cat Astrophe

@JohnSte69481381

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Until we meet again my beautiful Ukraine 🇺🇦. Thanks for the pornbots Elon you douchebag . No DMS and Maga go fuck yourself

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4 months

As a Canadian can I get a fuck you Trump from all 50 states?

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 @KariLake You forgot to mention. Kari Lake handles a vacuum like no other. Some say the best

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@AZ_Brittney Honk honk! Fuck Trump 🖕

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1 year

I put the flag up and all I hear is support Slava Ukraini ✌🇨🇦🇺🇦 Thank you to everyone

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5 months

@MLovetube2 If you're thinking what I'm thinking then we're both thinking the same bad thoughts 😳🤣🤣🤣

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11 months

@ChaoticLeftistW I sold more books than mtg and I didn't even write one

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9 months

@theliamnissan Are you wheelie that fun?

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10 months

@Mollyploofkins A grocery store and I would donate it to a local food bank for others who are less fortunate and come under hard times. I've been there before

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3 months

@wendeeluvz This man should shut the fuck up 😆🤣😂

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11 months

@FlyingDutchPall This is the reality

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4 months

@albafella1 I kinda feel sssssssooooor Nope not one bit ✌🇺🇦🇨🇦💛💙

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@thetrueshelby @KamalaHQ Trump attendee after getting their 8 bucks

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8 months

@theliamnissan Same thing happened to me in 82 I was beaten by a box of frosted flakes by my Momma. I get shivers everytime I see Tony the Tiger

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1 month

@CoffeyTimeNews I think mushroom dick broke her heart. She's gone through denial now the anger and rage is coming out.

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4 months

@sisterofnight_c I got room in my apartment for 12 in Canada. Possibly 28 but it will be crowded

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5 months

I'm batting 987. If I don't get to a 1000 I got some explaining to do my kids. My cats will be pissed too

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15 days

@front_ukrainian Fuck Johnson 🖕 Fuck Trump 🖕 Fuck Putin 🖕

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11 days

If Ted Cruz needs a job. My cats balls need to be washed..

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7 months

@EastEndJoe Remember the time he wasn't president? Ahhh good times

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1 year

@MarukaMags @robdelaney So you have an evil child too? So do I

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2 months

@billifer1973 Just doing my services here on Twatter

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4 months

@JaneotN I can do that on a ten speed bike from 1982

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1 month

@theliamnissan Did her lips deflate? Was she committed to an insane asylum? Don't tell me she's pregnant with a small mushroom risotto.

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10 days

@NotHoodlum That crazy bitch will probably kill him

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4 months

I've been clean for 5 years people 🖕

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3 months

If you follow me sorry about your misfortune. I hate Trump I despise Putin And God is not real. Welcome to my world Anyone else 🖕

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10 months

@makingfunofMAGA Can we go watch Beetlejuice?

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8 months

I'm not a fella but I've been bonking since the Ruzzian invasion of Ukraine. I will stand by Ukraine and yes we together will fuck those occupiers out of this land. Slava Ukraini ✌🇺🇦💯

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4 months

Do you think Mark Hamill will wish me a Happy Birthday? Just saying it would be pretty cool 😎

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6 months

Imagine waking up to this? Ffs!

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29 days

@NotHoodlum @Acyn I'm not American and my brain hurts listening to that dumfuck

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23 days

@realXanderXjork Candace Owens is a piece of shit that worms wouldn't even touch

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27 days

@P_Kallioniemi A vote for Trump is a vote for Putin

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11 months

@Roshan_Rinaldi Even the lion smells something fishy

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9 months

@NotHoodlum Melania is the genius of the whole family. Who would've thought that? 🤣

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7 months

Who here supports Ukraine?

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11 months

@theliamnissan His films were excellent in,,,,,,,,in,,,,,,,,,in Who the fuck is Kevin Sorbo?

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9 months

When you get mocked by Sesame Street over 30 years ago that should tell you something

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6 months

Seriously? What are you looking at?

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4 months

@TheRealThelmaJ1 I didn't recognize her without a vacuum. Must be the makeup

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2 years

@Tendar 11.5 on the dismount 12 on technical difficulty 10 on originality 9.5 on not seeing any orcs fly in the air 20 on seeing Ukraine beating the hell out of Russia. Slava Ukraini ✌🇨🇦🇺🇦🤟🤟🤟

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9 months

@FlyingDutchPall This is unfortunate 😕 🤣 Anyways

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6 months

@KellDA Fraud, tax evasion, started an insurrection against the government, rape...... Oh my bad. That was Trump. I didn't put a quarter in the parking meter today, I sent a text while driving and I was speeding to work this morning

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2 months

@billifer1973

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5 months

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @KariLake I was thinking about hiring her to vacuum my living room but then I realized I would have to listen to her and so would my cats. I'm going with hardwood floors

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Us Canadians too. Fuck DonOld Trump 🖕

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Americans are sick and tired of Donald Trump's lies and bullshit.

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28 days

@Mollyploofkins Orange jello disintegrates at some point

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3 months

@RandyRRQuaid I thought you were actually dead. My bad. Haven't seen you in 32 years

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4 months

@Mollyploofkins Listening to a Trump speech

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1 year

@MayoIsSpicyy

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22 days

And there you'll be buried Looney loomer. 11th hole

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15 days

@NotHoodlum Those two look like a trailer park cover band of Heart

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3 months

@Tjeerd001 Fake news. "Stollen" Marijuana is legal. Election Interference.

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2 months

@billifer1973 She's a bot

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@JohnSte69481381

1 year

@Flash_news_ua He also forgot to say they not have a building permit for such a bridge. Access denied

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1 month

@Mollyploofkins I'm in Canada. We don't have a governor. I like dill pickles though

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3 months

Holy shitballs. 1600 people actually follow me God help you 🙏

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@JolokiaTheSpicy Wait till you check out your ears

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3 months

@EastEndJoe @KidRock CrackRock is a tad upset 😆🤣😂

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29 days

If shit goes bad in America, I have room for 2 more Must like cats 🐈😻 I'll do the cooking and cleaning. Delicates are your own washing

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3 months

@Roshan_Rinaldi Probably got a whiff of what Guillfoyle was scratching 🤢

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11 months

@theliamnissan Drive a Nissan and keep trucking dog Lmao ✌

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7 months

@smc429 Doesn't it start at midnight? I call 5 bucks on Ivannas grave

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23 days

My 16 year old daughter laughed at me saying you won't get 50 followers. Well to my little peanut, I did. I've met some new amazing friends all over the world. Fuck DonOld Trump 🖕 Fuck Putin 🖕 VOTE BLUE 💙💙💙

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6 months

@IanJaeger29 Wow 140 people

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29 days

@theliamnissan If Elon had a boner and walked into a door his titties would hit the door first

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10 months

@smc429

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6 months

Do you think Boebert could suck the worm out of RFK's head?

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3 months

I try to get engagement on this shithole site. Just to see what people are actually feeling. Most people are obliging but some have a twatwaffle shoved up their ass. I joke about everything and yes if you are sensitive, don't follow me. Your weakness will be shown SlavaUkrani

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1 year

@Shely8x My grandpa

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1 year

@albafella1 What will they use him for? A cannonball?

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5 months

@NotHoodlum My cousin Anthony knows things too. You can call him George

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11 months

@theliamnissan Number one prize for the best fisherman in the trolling category goes to

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1 year

@Lyla_lilas A whole new meaning to a clam bake

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3 months

@EastEndJoe Only if you're Maga 😆

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6 months

Cabbage rolls are ready. Who wants them? I made another pan of these

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8 months

This is Ryan Fournier. He's a woman beater

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7 months

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Gomez knows Kari Lake lost He just doesn't care Happy caturday

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9 months

@theliamnissan From my sources his least favorite song is These Boots Were Made For Walking

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7 months

@front_ukrainian 🇨🇦 we support and stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦💯✌

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28 days

@BagdMilkSoWhat Elenore has lost weight. Must be keto.

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11 months

@theliamnissan Should we tell them? Nah!

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5 months

Does anyone know who likes my posts?

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27 days

So you know what sucks about getting older? Seeing you idols as kids pass away. People you looked up to and aspired to be like them. Rip Kris💔

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4 months

@thetrueshelby May cholesterol do its thing

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3 months

@Mollyploofkins @MELANIATRUMP She's learning French in Canada at the moment

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3 months

@CeceDaniels8 Beautiful as always ❤

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3 months

Trump always says his people come up to him with tears in their eyes. Yes Donald because you smell like shit.🤏🍄🖕

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10 months

@makingfunofMAGA Daddy I don't want to touch it again. Live at Margo Lago

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21 days

@LauraLoomer You stank ass sick twat. Shut the fuck up🖕

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1 year

@astraiaintel @sergewf Oh that's to bad. How unfortunate. Anyway. Who's got marshmallows. Slava Ukraini ✌

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3 months

@WhiteSoxic That wasn't the outcome I was expecting 🤯🤣🤣🤣

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3 months

@albafella1 Hunting season has begun✌🇨🇦🇺🇦💛💙

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7 months

Who in the fuck are these people to say what and when a man or woman can do in their own private lives? Fucking nobody's Nobody can tell you what to do and Nobody has the right to preach their own bullshit on you. Be yourself ! Fuck the rest of them! That's the TWEET Elon🖕🖕

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1 month

Anybody spare an onion or two? Possibly some celery and carrots?.