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Sadly, not a therapist so try not engage with conspiracists/AVers/bots/bigots/fascists & MAGA weirdos. Views my own/stolen. May contain typose. 🇪🇺 🌊🌊 #FBR

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Slug & Lettuce
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It's 5pm. I walk out of Soho restaurant. On the cold pavement is a huddled bundle, young enough to be be my granddaughter. Too hopeless even to beg. I get her a coffee, give her my change. Does it make her feel better? Does it make me feel better? No. This is my country, 2019.
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Who thinks Reform should be designated a proscribed terrorist organization?
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Wear a mask on Monday. Tomorrow is vast national IQ test. The last time we took one was in 2016. We failed.
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Anyone else think the Faragists should do time for their riots?
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@JohnGHart
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4 years
I prefer Prime Ministers who don't kill bees and old people.
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This needs reposting every hour until the polls open.
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@JohnGHart
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4 years
Who would have thought that electing a cowardly, talentless, bone-idle, self-serving, narcissistic Old Etonian serial liar in thrall to a ruthless, arrogant career psychopath and backed by millions from Moscow could end so badly?
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4 years
What kind of shithole country fails to protect its hospital staff with adequate PPE, puts them through three phases of a deadly pandemic, watches 550 of them die and then gives them a 1% raise?
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@willquince The whole of the EU has started a major ventilator drive and will relocate resources to each member state as their situation peaks. They have generously decided to count the UK as a member state for this project despite our 'do-nothing' policy.
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BBC News: Ian Duncan-Bogey has just said that there is "no evidence anywhere in the world" that shows an earlier lockdown than ours has been beneficial. Kill me now.
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This is a self-evident lie and clear incitement. He should be suspended indefinitely from the House and face a criminal investigation.
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The Coronation message that is now going round the world. CNN: 'Something out of a police state’: Anti-monarchy protesters arrested ahead of King Charles’ coronation
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The Mail is asking how a security breach like this could happen when Johnson slipped the son of a KGB agent into the Lord's?
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3 years
If I buy three or more Tory MPs, do I get a discount?
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@JohnGHart
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4 years
Apparently we are now allowed to have a bubble bath with someone from another household. I think that's what the fat fraud just said.
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11 months
How stupid do they think we are? Your WhatsApp account and all previous messages follow you from phone to phone.
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4 years
My favourite Covid quote of the day from my neighbour who's just emerged from a nasty bout. "It was like having Mark Francoise sitting on my chest for a week. "
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2 years
@ever_england Absolutely. My local market in Kent is brimming with fresh produce.
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@JohnGHart
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5 years
A No 10 source has confirmed there will be an emergency Cabinet meeting on Monday. There is apparently only one item on the agenda. 1. "Fuck. What now?"
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3 years
Spoons customers will be reassured to know that '2043' denotes that the glass was made by Verrerie Cristallerie d’Arques, France, to EU standards.
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Move along. Nothing weird to see here. Nothing at all.
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Hi, I'm Simon Clarke, Tory MP for Middlesbrough South and East Cleveland @SimonClarkeMP . On Monday, I will vote to normalise Prime Ministers lying to Parliament.
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4 months
Thanks anti-vaxxers. Great job. You absolute gibbons.
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11 months
The temptation must have been almost overwhelming
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3 years
😂😂😂😂😂 😭
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8 months
Am l the only person in the UK lucky enough not to have a fucking clue who Joey Barton is?
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5 years
My huge black and tan dog just rocketed into the front garden in full cry and started giving merry hell through the gate to a couple wearing blue rosettes the other side. Over the din, they asked if they could count on my vote. I said I'd be voting with the dog.
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So sad to be losing so many of you to the Rapture today. Have a good one.
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Andrew Bridgen has just said that the leadership contest will be "a fight for the heart and soul" of the Conservative Party. A 'search' might be more apt.
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@davidschneider From a young hospital doc this evening. "The bastard's going to put us all through another wave, isn't he?"
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3 years
Wow. Just wow. This changes everything. Wake up, sheeple!
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My young doc son just casually mentioned that after working for weeks with inadequate PPE he'd caught and then come through Covid-19. Delighted and outraged in equal measure.
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@GaryJoseph71 @1Fubar The answer's simple. Every major company has a highly detailed profile of it's key target customers and makes ads that will appeal to them. If you don't like an ad, Gary, it's because the company that made it simply doesn't give a flying fuck what you think.
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Farage slams RSPB for work with migrant species.
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BREAKING: Latest asylum seeker's dinghy lands on Kent coast.
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A decade of feeding these revolting creatures a red meat diet of racism and xenophobia and you're horrified when the finally turn around and eat you? Really, Rishi? Really?
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@emilyhewertson The hourly rate is a little irrelevant when you have a trust fund the size of a minor planet.
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Battle of Hastings beach...
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Hi, I'm Brendan Clarke-Smith, Tory MP for Bassetlaw @Bren4Bassetlaw . On Monday, I will vote to normalise Prime Ministers lying to Parliament.
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80 years and bastards are back. Have we learned nothing?
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Thought for the Day
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How much more world-beating success can we take?
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The moment you look at the opposition and know you're on the right side of an argument.
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@Councillorsuzie @SuellaBraverman You don't debate fascism, Susan. Ever.
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3 years
@SquidCynical He's the Prime Minister of the world's fifth richest nation not a four-year old in the school nativity play, FFS.
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BREAKING: Disturbed local man found shouting at bin.
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1 year
It's truly beggars belief that every serving Cabinet Minister is still 100% committed - even with the hindsight of 7 years of unmitigated disaster - to a policy that has ensured the UK has become poorer, more divided and less influential on the world stage.
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Kuenssberg is apparently reporting that athough it's early days yet it's looking very like Trump has won the 2024 presidential election by a landslide.
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@JohnGHart
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His and hers blackshirts. Who said romance was dead.
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Is Jesus going to be Tommy's new grift?
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"Alexa, what's the sound of 16 knuckles dragging?"
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@nadhimzahawi Thank you for that, Nads - Starmer's rating just jumped 10 points on the strengh of it. It was particularly kind of you to slip out from under your rock considering you're currently the most hated man in the country. Respect.
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@tomhfh Never. Have. Private. Sector. Shareholders. Syphoned. So. Much. Funding. Out. Of. The. NHS. Budget.
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5 years
@Mylastrollo Is this another #BackBercow tweet? I'm so tired of #BackBercow tweets. It's almost as if everyone wants to #BackBercow . But maybe everyone does want to #BackBercow . I certainly I want to #BackBercow . Anyone else want to #BackBercow ?
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@Nigel_Farage BREAKING: Irony just threw itself off the Shard.
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@toryboypierce Actually, Andy, it will show if we are a still country that respects the rule of law.
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@Spanglish51 Johnson was careful just to ban jets owned by Russian oligarchs not the ones they can simply charter.
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@Nigel_Farage Curious, Nige, that you appear to celebrate the defeat of fascism 75 years ago and yet so assiduously promote its return today. Perhaps best to sit this one out.
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Sorry to bother you, @gmcuk , but I just wondered if it was now policy for your members to crow about the deaths of random football players and actors insinuating they were killed by the Covid vaccine?
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@sharrond62 France is the world's top tourist desination. It has 100 million visitors a year. You will be sorely missed.
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@Mike_Fabricant Michael, the 'socialists' don't have the budget for paid trolls. Unlike, of course, CCHQ.
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@JohnSimpsonNews @pippadavies2 My father in law was shot down over Belgium and passed through the Resistance to Paris where the family that was sheltering him were betrayed by their neighbour. The father was shot and the mother and daughter died in Ravensbruck.
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3 years
An elegant elderly lady I know accosted me in our local post office this morning. "Ah, John, good to see you're still wearing your mask. After all, it's just good manners, isn't it?" Bless.
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@Truthseeker1985 If you have a respiratory condition so severe you can't wear a mask for 15 minutes shopping, you need to be in A&E not Morrisons.
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@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk Incorrect. Only those who absconded on arrival broke the law and therefore could be described as 'illegal' immigrants. It is not illegal under any law, UK or international, to present yourself at any UK border and request asylum. But, of course, you know this.
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@SteveHiltonx Flattered by your interest in the old country, Steve old bean. However, when we need advice from someone who obviously voted for a criminal tangerine as his Dear Leader, please rest assured we shall ask for it.
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When you die and Hell's overbooked...
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The British Medical Association: "Until we have got cases much lower, we should not consider reopening schools."
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@TommyGribbin Looking at your profile Tommy, I feel it only right to ask you, how long have these Labour MPs have been dead?
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@JohnWest_JAWS Not a sign of an empty shelf in my local Tesco
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@JamesCleverly James, there are a great many topics you'd be ill advised to comment upon and virture's right up there.
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@toryboypierce @MailOnline Mate, 80% of the country are Tory-hating activists.
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump You think? That debate was watched around the world and this (by Dutch artist Siegfried Woldhek) is how the world now sees you...
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@SuellaBraverman Dear God. To remind oneself just how far the Tories have fallen in the last few years one only has to remember that you now hold the post that was once held by Dominic Grieve.
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@itsJeffTiedrich 137,000 Americans are dead. New cases are running at a record 67,000 per day. The latest poll shows him 15 percentage points behind Biden and Britain's new master, the most powerful man on earth, sits behind the most famous desk on earth, endorsing beans.
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Sorry to trouble you @gmcuk , I just wondered when it became acceptable for one of your members to describe a highly respected colleague as 'sick' for providing best advice to patients?
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@toryboypierce If they just cut back on the corruption for a month or so, they could pay it out of petty cash.
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@Scarborough_GB The Nightingales were never hospitals and never intended as such. They had no staff and no possibility of ever being staffed. They were merely outrageously expensive sets for government PR photo shoots.
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@jonlis1 "Sure, Angie, sure, I'll give him a call tomorrow. Just don't mention this. You know how touchy his dumbass base can be."
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Just so I've got the chronology right - is this when we start doing the easiest trade deal in history?
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@MattHancock If you want a US deal, you'll do exactly what Trump tells you to do...
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@islandcinephile @zbris6 So far Trump has stolen medical equipment from Barbados, France, Germany and Canada.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ EU 'on the brink' again, is it Lee?
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@GBGreatAgain @StevenEdginton A beautiful view of London from the 1950s. Look what they took away from us...
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Turbo clot being removed from the aorta of a freshly-boosted adult male. This is not normal.
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@mikegalsworthy @jackalsbynight The untruths are coming so thick and fast now that The Government is having a serious problem social distancing from its own lies.
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@davidschneider What on earth must the rest of the world think of us watching these scenes?
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@JeremyVineOn5 @CharlieM_OBE @adepstein1 @jemmaforte Absurd. How may great business started in the garden shed or kitchen table?
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Who drinks a bottle of water like this? It's just weird.
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@BrugesGroup £74 billion in 44 days. Please talk to your carer before you tweet.
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