Harry the Sea Otter
@HarrySeaOtter
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I'm just a friendly sea otter, and I'm not at all awful. Here mainly for food. Professionally adorable. May be available in higher resolution.
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Joined March 2024
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@AKBrews
First thing I do at a hotel is rip up the mattress and quilt to make a comfy nest out of the stuffing.
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@MeatEngineMan
@creation247
Apparently he's also longing for the days when it was legal to marry a child.
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@realTrentLeisy
@StormyDaniels
"Rightful President Trump"
Human person sir, you might have had a point, but honestly I stopped reading and started laughing when I saw that.
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@AKBrews
I might be mistaken, but aren't human roads supposed to be above the water? I can see that bridge is really helpful, though.
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@dbongino
Mr. Bongo, I would like to congratulate you on the cameo you did in the latest Ghostbusters movie.
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@HaunterCreative
It's not that they feel for you, it's that they feel like they missed an opportunity.
Example: Elliot Page
The Lamentations of men who thought they, in some weird way, might have a shot at him before he transitioned, were quite loud.
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@IAmJohnAles
@RonFilipkowski
We sea otters actually carry Tucker Carlson Whistles for this very reason.
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Phil could probably use a refresher on the meaning of the term "civil war".
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@crimecontainer
@Elonhatesfree
@Resistenzanow
@faheemayman7
@DBdPartDeux
@ARosen999
@CoyoteACME_0101
And a sad trombone was played. Not by me, since I don't have the lips for it and also I'm never sad, but I'm sure someone is playing one.
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@PunkRockEmpath
@FuukTwitar
That's more than a touch obsessive, are you sure you're an Empath? Seems more than a little like bullying behavior coming from you.
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@Rosewood1923FL
@theSelfishMan
@DWpostal
@SILEN_PHOTO
@UrASn0wFLAkE
@BriannaWu
@jennuhdordie
There is no point even in conversing with him, he will just spend all his time trying to blame you for his own perversions.
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@LauraLoomer
Remember when Loomer got banned from all ride-sharing apps because she kept demanding non-Muslim drivers?
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Apparently the Lavrov human person died. I have to wonder if it was a Russian Accident where he fell down stairs onto bullets.
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@scottsimonphd
You must be a really good writer since the number of your sales rank on Amazon is so high.
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@EricSpracklen
@elonmusk
Are you okay, Sparky? I just want to check. If you're okay, I'd like a lobster. If you're not okay, I'd like a lobster.
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@TheAnaBraga
@billifer1973
Human person Dave sir, that is unnecessary to refer to her in that term. I respectfully ask you to please stop.
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@Icemansback
@LiberalBama
@HuntersHog
Why would anyone wind up in a hospital after encountering you? I guess laughter-induced injuries can be a real thing, but any reason aside from that?
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@RepHarshbarger
@cspan
So are you saying that presidents should be allowed to commit any crimes that they like without fear of repercussions?
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Today I learned that "Onymous" was a real word and I couldn't be happier.
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@nordic_chad
@HaunterCreative
@Enemy_OfTheLeft
@Jazuno1Zabala
@YourAnonNews
Oh no, you posted his face that he uses as his own PFP. Sick burn, (alleged) human person.
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@saysalotofstuff
@Ankh_Morporkian
Can I screenshot you and tag
@saysalotofstuff
?
I just want to know what the rules are.
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@CajunCubanSon
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Now I'm just asking, but why would a human need to remove body hair in order to work on one of their automobiles?
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@CortacMihai_
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Human person Edgelord sir, please wipe your tears and seek a hug from a consenting partner.
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@SILEN_PHOTO
@StormSessions
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