John Floreani 🍝
@JohnFloreani
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You think Suicide and Sunshine’s sad? Next TE album is gonna be all about how it sucks when your girlfriend goes to work.
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Idk it’s 2:00 am and I’m kinda drunk but like I am experiencing such a heartfelt love for arts right now. I can’t believe all these meaningless beings create something to connect to the world and we consume it. Like if you make art, whatever it is; that’s a beautiful thing. ILY
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Fuck people that mess with fast food workers for clout. It’s not funny, you just look like a cunt. If I ever see this irl I’m making you eat your phone, and me and all the tired ff workers are gonna watch and laugh while we say mean things about your physical appearance.
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I’m sorry about the show tonight Sydney. You have to excuse a clash of communities, first show goers, heavy drinkers and security that had no idea what was going on. Thank you for sticking with us. I love you ❤️
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Just stop eating McDonald’s. Like just don’t do it anymore. Stop giving them your money. Spend it on lettuce.
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Brendan got a new cat. Next album gonna be fire 🔥 🔥
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Ass
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Omw to IMAX for the first time to see Godzilla and my Uber driver is blasting Lose Yourself and I am so pumped I could fight a fucking gorilla right now let’s go
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Leaving Sydney on such a beautiful day, I’m reminded of why I felt such love here. It wasn’t the people I knew- however vital. It was the way the city smiled on me. The days I was given and the warmth I felt. My first love. Forever, the greatest city on Earth. I love you ❤️
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Perth I’m fucking serious, if this show doesn’t sell out we’re never coming back. And the next time you comment “no Perth? 😢” I’m blocking your ass.
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Finance bro pacing in the virgin lounge, RM’s on, toothpick in mouth, on a call that’s seemingly so hilarious we all need to know. Every day I find more reasons to move to a little country town Japan, raise chickens, and literally never speak again.
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I have 4 tix for sale couldn’t make it this time but they are awesome band and very good we will go next time we just can’t make it this time PM and like for tickets I’m selling for less prices
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You didn’t invent a new genre, dumbass. You’re just playing an existing one so bad that you think it’s never been done before.
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My out for 2024 is small talk. Come ready to go deep or don’t come at all… wait holup
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It’s crazy that we can’t contact a submarine 2 miles away, but we can contact Voyager 2 which is ~12 000 000 000 miles away and in outer space and is 46 year old technology
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This is breakfast in the
@VirginAustralia
lounge this morning. Virgin made $2.2 billion in 2022.
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Don’t know why I’ve spent 14 hours a day for the last 6 weeks slaving over this album when AI could write something that is incomparably superior in like 5 minutes
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After 6 weeks in a fishing village in Thailand, the first thing I hear when I land in SFO is “ok, ok, but what are the vegetarian options ‘cause I’m not eating that”. There needs to be a buffer zone like the decontamination tanks in sci fi movies when entering the U.S.
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Comment your favourite music videos below. No TE, fucking ass kissers.
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Last chance to pick up some spooky merch! Everything you spend goes toward the recording of my new record, which begins this November!
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Some intimate shows next year. Maybe some new music? 👀
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Doing some directing on this album and I think this is my new career path. Telling people with the skill to play better than me how to play what I hear in my head is so much easier than writing albums lmaooo
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Bon Scott would have loved this
Is THIS the new AC/DC of 2023? 😳🔥
Would you blast it??
#rock
#rockmusic
#rocknroll
#rockstar
#ACDC
#dadrock
#emo
#punkrock
#music
#classicrock
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When I sort by following, it is literally only ads and Hideo Kojima tweets
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Recommend me new U.K. bands starting out. Must be freeeeesh!
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Let’s assume one in every 100k Americans made a video like this fortnightly (conservative figure). Given the U.S. population is 331M, so 3.3k people, 12 gallons of milk, 26 times a year… THAT’S OVER 1M GALLONS OF MILK IN THE U.S. ALONE! That’s more than 9 FUCKING OIL TANKERS!
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Traffic was bad, and he laughs and says “I don’t think so baby”, takes an illegal left turn and turns the radio up. I could invade an alien planet right now.
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@brendan905
@THEbpotts
@khaleesibrandie
Just don’t eat it bro I swear it’s bad for you bro just trust me don’t bro just don’t do it bro plz
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This whole album sounds like the Fonz walked in and hit a juke box and it started playing.
Doing some directing on this album and I think this is my new career path. Telling people with the skill to play better than me how to play what I hear in my head is so much easier than writing albums lmaooo
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We’re coming to these regional Australian cities to play some intimate shows this October - November. Get a ticket and see our new album ‘Suicide and Sunshine’ live!
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Why doesn’t someone just make this game? I’m ashamed to say it, but I’d buy it in a heartbeat.
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I’m playing a couple little shows this weekend in case you missed it. Grab a ticket here
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These accounts exist solely to piss you off, and 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙨. I know it does because I fucking hate them too, but this is one issue we can actually fix by ignoring it! The more you react, the more it grows. Block them and protect your peace! It literally means the world 🌎
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Hey
@FurphyBeer
you have to change that recipe bro. It tastes like I’m sucking on a post game footy sock.
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@VirginAustralia
@Qantas
if I moved myself, my band and our team over to you, would you honour my platinum member status?
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⚠️ 30% OFF SALE ⚠️
Head over and grab some items from my store ❤️
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And this hypothetical is just American rage baiters alone! Imagine how often this is happening with all food products all over the world every day. WATER IS A FINITE RESOURCE. All we have access to is on this planet. AND ONLY FUCKING 1.2% OF IT IS DRINKABLE!
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I’m playing Melbourne this Sunday! A few tickets remaining at
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The scary part is that it takes 880 gallons of water to make 1 gallon of milk (L.A. Times). That means we waste 440 MILLION GALLONS OF WATER A YEAR ON THIS SHIT! That’s about the same amount of water the entire country of Qatar uses in a year.
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@BoneFrens
Idk, I’m just gonna quit one shitty thing at a time. Subscribe for $6.99 to start my quitting shitty things you program. Next month we’ll quit talking shit on people.
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@morkoskij
A washed up alcoholic that peaked in 2017 who constantly makes self sabotaging life choices because I’m too afraid to just kill myself.
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@naetimes5
Best you can do is references, play something like it, or try and sing it out. The more information the better- you’ll get there. More importantly, you have to accept you won’t ever get it to 100%. Be content with 80% and accomplish so much more.
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@lochlanrocks
It’s actually sick. I feel like I’m in Sex in the City after therapy and go get a Starbucks and fuck rich guys that me and the girls give cryptic nicknames.
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@criticaIkathy
I shouldn’t even have to say this, but it’s pasta. I’m going to add an emoji to my name so this is never speculated again.
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