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@GovRonDeSantis How did this go from, "Using gas stoves in closed quarters has a possible chance of being harmful to asthmatics.", to "The left hates gas stoves!"?.
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@SethAbramson I'm vaccinated. Today the pharmacy had a sign up saying please wear a mask. So I put a mask on and bought stuff. Upon leaving, I took off the mask. I wasn't struck by lightning. I still have no desire to vote Marxist or burn the flag. It really is ok.
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@ThisIsKyleR Most 17 year olds don't shoot people. You would be wiser to shut up about it.
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@DrJillStein Republicans: We should be helping Americans with this money. Democrats: Okay. Let's help Americans with the money then. Republicans: No way. That's socialism.
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@TrumpDailyPosts In reality 4 years ago, women and men were in a 5-mile lineup of cars under the scorching sun for 9 hours waiting to receive a food hamper while watching Grandpa die on their IPad.
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@TrumpDailyPosts When one commits fraud and other crimes, one has to answer for it. Even if one starts a campaign during the process. The wheels of justice don't stop turning because one's name is Trump.
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@AshaRangappa_ @MaryLTrump @maddow My take; I'm of the belief that when Donald Trump loses resoundingly on November 3rd, he will resign on November 4th. He will distance himself from any type of mockery that would result from such a loss. He will not be capable of taking the criticism.
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@elonmusk I have no doubt the first "efficiency" will be deregulation of all sorts surrounding space travel along with anything that will streamline any of Elon's defense contracts, paving the way to make larger profits with the new "efficiency".
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@RepAshleyHinson No you didn't. You passed a bill that goes directly into the Senate round file along with any other silly crap you do. You wasted time. Only 23 months and 20 days to go.
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@RonnyJacksonTX Here is a picture of Kamala at the southern border. Do you have any other falsehoods to share before you pass out for the afternoon?
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@ThisIsKyleR Quoting them is not living them. You do not live them at all. You do this instead of working or going to school. You beg for cash and use Bible quotes to help solicit donations.
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@JoJoFromJerz Orange instead of origin.Thigh land instead Thailand.Gyna instead of China.Yose emite instead of Yosemite.Unite a Shates instead of United States .You catch the gifts. Amiright?.
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@LauraLoomer At the moment, they are dispatching 3,500 emergency workers to the affected areas. Funds are being allocated as we speak. What would you have Kamala Harris do there? Get a photo taken overlooking the damage? A photo op won't do anything. Donald Trump is going tomorrow to do that.
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@bennyjohnson If one marries a gangster criminal, one should expect the odd midnight raid.
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@0liviajulianna @Mitumba10 Thank you @RepMattGaetz .for your fundraising effort for the Pro Choice movement. With your help, Olivia has raised over $1,000,000. for abortions. Since you have nothing else to do, perhaps you could offend a young climate change activist next. They could always use a boost too.
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@TrumpDailyPosts There were no other banks that would touch you. It was Deutsche or Putin.
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@JudiciaryGOP @SpeakerPelosi Matt Gaetz scored over $450,000 in PPP loans that he didn't have to pay back. He didn't own a company, so why? He had no payroll to make, so why? Did Republicans just give themselves taxpayer's cash under the table? They call that embezzlement in the private sector.
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@HansMahncke He bought Twitter because a judge ordered Specific Performance after he tried to get out of something his ego prematurely led his mouth to commit to.
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@mattgaetz Thank you for your fundraising effort for the Pro Choice movement. With your help, Olivia has raised over $385,000.00. Since you have nothing else to do, perhaps you could offend a young climate change activist next. They could always use a boost too.
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@realLizUSA A grand jury made up of Trump's peers, citizens from his own neighborhood, heard the evidence, and decided that 37 criminal charges were warranted. None of these people work at the DOJ or the White House. None were named Jack Smith. Just a cross-section of his neighbors.
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@RepJackKimble Is there any way we can let off a nuclear device to stop the hurricane? My uncle went to AT&T, so I'm pretty smart about science.
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@VABVOX @JerryFalwellJr @realDonaldTrump Falwell has been duped, not me. His "we" does not even resemble my "we".
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@DonaldJTrumpJr @PNCBank @mxmnews But you said you had all the funding you needed from Russian banks and didn't require any US banks.
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@RWMaloneMD I still think women will show up and send Trump back to Mar-Alago to wait for his sentencing.
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@GeorgePapa19 Every single Republican voted no to stopping price gouging by oil companies. Why is that?.
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@mattgaetz I live in Canada and I don't personally know anyone who has been shot. There are still guns for hunters or sport. The local Rod and Gun range is 5 mins. away. The schools have doors too. No armed guards and no shootings. No metal detectors. Just classrooms with doors.
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@n8vteacher @DanRather Iβve always known Dan Rather to tell it like it is. And this is exactly what it is.
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@RepMattGaetz Matt Gaetz: "We need the money for Americans.". Democrats: "Okay, then let's help out Americans.". Matt Gaetz: "No way. That's Socialism.".
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@RepMaryMiller You vote against every funding bill proposed. Why would this be any different?.
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@MayraFlores2022 A 2 dollar can of diarrhea and a $10,000 handbag are rarely found in the same grocery cart.
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@NickAdamsinUSA I don't care why you deleted this. I'm concerned about why you would write it in the first place. Get some help.
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@NickAdamsinUSA There's probably not more than 3 or 4 people who will talk to you in Australia.
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@laurenboebert Imagine having to tell a former president that the dictator of North Korea doesn't really love him. How did you get there?.
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@ACTBrigitte It's 18. But don't let truth get in the way of your incessant whining. It's been 18 since the Vietnam War when the citizens of the United States, not counting Lebanon, decided that if you were old enough to get shot for your country, you were old enough to be a part of why.
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