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Joined February 2011
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
2 months
Ready for Tuesday He is either FLYING or LYING! Cc @WilliamsRuto fake hustler! #REJECTF İNANCEBILL2024
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@Joekiash
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3 years
I can’t believe this cool jacket got me arrested.
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@Joekiash
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5 years
So selfless,Jeff helped build a modern library & had it named after KEN OKOTH to celebrate his life & ensure continuity of his Legacy. Who does that???? @KoinangeJeff Bro you are the best. May God give you long life! #GOATJEFFKOINANGE
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@Joekiash
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3 years
@bonifacemwangi Bro, They told me to be putting on the Combat in my house, Nijifanye polisi kwangu.
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
5 years
Moses Kuria has told Kenyans in Siakago-Mbeere North Embu county that everything about Moses Wetangula is fake, Including his underwear! Kenya Sihami! #FakeGoldScam
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
If I was married to Purity Mwambia I would let her sleep next to the door. She has balls!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
5 years
We should have Condoms named after Matasi he can stop pregnancy. #KENSEN
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
5 years
The good Die Young, Rest Well Kobe Bryant.
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@Joekiash
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4 years
Don’t burn bridges just because you think you’ve arrived at a desired level in life & don’t look down on those doing poorly in life. Life has a way of giving back to you what you dish out to others.What goes around comes around. Be careful how you treat others! #MondayMotivation
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
5 years
This Gentleman @KoinangeJeff is Brilliant & So Humble ,His love for this Country cannot be matched, Who else can tell our stories better than you?Many thanks for giving our generation HOPE,Like you say it,”The Future Is so Bright that it Blinds my Eyes!” 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾 #GOATJEFFKOINANGE
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
5 years
TAAAAAANITE! Meet the Young Version of Ooooh My with yours truly @KoinangeJeff & Monica Juma Explains Kenya’s UN Quest! SPREAD the WORD @citizentvkenya @monicakiragu_ #JKLive
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
Please Tell Amerix since we started cold showers Journey my electricity bill has reduced and no wasting time in the bathroom!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
2 years
@BarackWaluvengo Side hustlers Bro, Kenyans are not sleeping, Deals here, Deals there!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
6 years
Smoooking Tonight @9PM Exclusive Interview join @KoinangeJeff with Salva Kiir @citizentvkenya Spread the Word! #JKLive #JKLive
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
5 years
Missing President!! NAME: Uhuru Kenyatta AGE: 56 years. OCCUPATION: President Of the Republic Of Kenya. -He Speaks fluent,Kikuyu,Swahili, English, Chinese & Sheng -Last SEEN:Hong-Kong Asking for Kaloan.... Report to the nearest Kenyan! #FindPresidentUhuru
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
@Mollage_ Hahahahaha Remember the same thing gets Inside You! Better be Humble!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
3rd Year in Campus Vs 7th Year Hustling in Nairobi Shamba la mawe No Laughing A or B ?
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@Joekiash
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4 years
Having sex with a maid is not easy to live with. Whenever you hear her say "auntie I want to tell you something".... you can even develop symptoms of COVID 19. #Chamanenyu
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
You can't like thick girls 🍑and dislike stretch marks... Heavy Rains comes with heavy thunders 😂😂😂😂
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@Joekiash
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@Joekiash
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5 years
I wanted to spend my holiday in Massachusetts US but My Account balance is directing me to Muchatha!
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@Joekiash
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4 years
I’m sorry they couldn’t see the good in you, but that is no reason for you to no longer see the good in yourself Be Positive, Stay Blessed.
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@Joekiash
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9 months
Unfortunately life doesn't wait for you to be okay. You gotta get up everyday and keep pushing through.
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@Joekiash
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6 months
@omwambaKE I hope it’s the same case with Men?
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
5 years
Taaaaaaaaaanite! Ooooooh My, Will be SMOOOOKING! #JKLive
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@Joekiash
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5 years
Matasi can stop the govt from implementing housing levy #KENSEN
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
7 months
Thank you God for the Plans you have for me in 2024, Well received thankfully in advance!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
Who else is bold enough to say that despite lockdown.. God has been good to me!! 🙏🙏🙏
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
If you continuously compete with others, you become bitter, but if you continuously compete with yourself you become better. Keep Pushing!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
Are we taking comedy too far?
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
@ItsMutai I feel you. We just concluded building our church, Over to you Mutai
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@Joekiash
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4 years
Be careful when you’ve hurt someone deliberately. If you’re guilty, apologise as soon as possible.Don’t hesitate. You may not have time tomorrow. May God protect us from being the source of pain & tears in someone else's life. Blessed Day, Good Luck & Stay Safe #MondayMotivation
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
@AnnitahRaey Tough decision made during difficult moments. Mostly we struggle dealing with shitty stuff because we don’t know our value or we don’t believe in our goals, Keep doing you. All you need is a 🎤 All the best. God Bless you!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
2 years
Thank GOD that NOT only 5+5 is 10, so is 6+4 or 7+3, Yours can be 9+1 and mine 8+2, In short RUN your RACE and let others run their OWN!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
@AnnitahRaey The speed at which the first round ends😂😂😂😂
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
Luos are very sophisticated people naskia mwingine next door anaongea na bibi yake eti "BABE DELETE YOUR CLOTHES I WANT TO LOG IN"...Nimezima TV nangoja nisikie password! 😎
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
Stop sending paragraphs, stop begging, stop telling people how to treat you, and start walking away,block and distance yourself. Life maybe lonely but might become more peaceful. Sometimes being alone in life is better than being surrounded half ass people.
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
5 years
Hot96Fan Club has grown big & to ensure that we all feel part of family we have agreed to Have a Patron. Please Select your best choice. GodBlessYou All #JeffAndHamoOnHot #RaburuAndLuluOnHot #Hot96Drive
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
Don't let the pressure of those eating their harvest make you eat your seeds!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
She made fatherhood such an interesting & rewarding experience. Happy 5th Birthday Doc. Wishing her good health, wisdom & many blessed days!
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@Joekiash
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We come from humble families, old houses, local towns with sad stories. We are not hustling to impress or be in competition with anyone. We just want to change the story line and fight the battles our parents never won. Blessed Day & Keep Winning!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
Please don’t let nobody who hasn’t been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces, Blessed Weekend.
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
Always pray. It’s the most powerful tool against worry, doubt, and fear.
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
CoronaVirus is not affecting Dogs so if as a man you have been called Dog before, Consider yourself safe! #coronaviruskenya
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
@justChinks We are waiting for your 1st Post of the day Like Breakfast!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
2 years
I live with my sister & her two kids!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
Taaanite it’s all about Hope & Fear Join @KoinangeJeff as we discuss Covid-19 experience with Patient No 1 & Dr Loise on @citizentvkenya from 9Pm. Spread the Word! @monicakiragu_ @kuidaniel2008 @CelinaWakati @SoniMwangi @maasai_jr @omumpo #JKLive
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
1 year
Every morning when you wake up, be grateful; someone did not get a chance to wake up today. Blessed Friday & Keep Winning!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
Avoid FRIENDS that Won’t mention your name in a room filled with OPPORTUNITIES!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
Ever meet someone & the two of you just undeniably click? No awkward stage, no anxiety, they just radiate good vibes... That’s my wish for you this Saturday 🙏🏿
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
5 years
UB40 was born out of Unemployment @KoinangeJeff Maybe given that ticket I will meet one or ten business Partners while having a glass of Red Red Wine, We would possibly build a Kingston like town, Sing our own song & never cry again. Food for Thought! @citizentvkenya #JKLive
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@Joekiash
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@Joekiash
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5 years
Hmmm...If I am waiting for the waiter to serve me food, doesn't that make me the waiter😂😂😂😂
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
Having sex with him during his hustling stage doesn't mean you were there for him when he had nothing.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
Some of us are building from Scratch, No inheritance, no connections, no backups. Just blood sweat,skills and Gods favor. Keep pushing 👊🏿👊🏿
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@Joekiash
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4 years
Who remembers highschool letters? This was the dedication section,My goodness @KoinangeJeff @VDJClyde @Hot_96Kenya @RoyTeeboy On this note you need to give me, One Drop By Bob Marley @omumpo @Oremofred @SoniMwangi @kuidaniel2008 @WanjaNjubi @KJeremiahN @PSdxb #JeffAndHamoOnHot
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@Joekiash
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4 years
I wished I had watched his speech at Kingsborough community college b4 joining campus,Such motivation could have made me work extra Harder,Luckily I met him on 8th Jan 2019 & got an autographed copy of #ThroughMyAfricanEyes 2nd Read happening from 6Pm with @KoinangeJeff USIKOSE!
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@Joekiash
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@Joekiash
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5 years
Jailing a Nyeri woman 30Yrs for trafficking Bhang worth Kshs.2,820.00 is unreasonable when Characters who have looted Billions meant for Wanjiku Drive and eat large. Law is an Ass.....
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
6 years
The government should combine all the Moi Days they have denied Kenyans since 2010 and give us a Moi Day Week! @KoinangeJeff @citizentvkenya #MondaySpecialKE
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
Taaaaaaaanite It’s all about Covid-19 Bill & Stopping local transmissions with the eloquent MERCY Mwangagi & the Sharp Super Senator @SakajaJohnson on @citizentvkenya from 9Pm with his truly @KoinangeJeff SPREAD the WORD! Cc @meks88 @WanjaNjubi @PSdxb @KJeremiahN #JKLive
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
Small salary is better than waiting for someone to give you money ✌🏿
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@Joekiash
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
@_BlackZA Should have loved with hair and let the heart pump blood!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
Where there is a woman, there is magic, To all ladies let nobody tell you that you deserve anything less.
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
If you have a family that loves you,few but genuine friends, a roof over your head & a warm meal, You have enough reasons to be thankful.
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
2 years
@omwambaKE People have good problems here, Bro know your worth, Two rounds free and additional round charged a fee!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
2 years
@Mercynicky_ Hahaha I am telling you, He had his version of todays oath!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
Happy International Women’s day to all ladies on my TL. You are the reason we exist 🙏🏿
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
If you can't forgive, please don't marry. Marriage is the ministry of "Offence", so you must be a permanent secretary in Forgiveness Department, with a PhD in Understanding, Msc in Loving and Bsc in Tolerance. If you don't have these Qualities forget about Marriage🙈🙈
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
@BigMan_Xander When relationship is doing too well you open small branches!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
Be careful who you open up to. Some want a testimony, others just want tea. Learn to pray about your problems More than you vent about them. Blessed day and a fruitful week ahead!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
If he gives you an engagement ring let him wear his own too, He can’t close your shop and open his own super market.
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
Never give up on your dreams!
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@Joekiash
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4 years
Don’t try to do everything everyday. Try everyday to give your everything to every thing you do. Blessed Day!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
@blakaende2 I would hire him coz he believes in what he does!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
Delete the pictures, delete the number, accept the lesson and move on. Good Night.
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
Make yourself a priority once in a while. It's not selfish. It's necessary. Blessed Day All.
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
The Legend Lives On!!! Tomorrow on the biggest CountryMusic show with his Truly @KoinangeJeff we will be celebrating Kenny from 4Pm- 7Pm on @Hot_96Kenya SPREAD the WORD! @SoniMwangi @HamoProf @VDJClyde @NgurugweJohn @PSdxb @KJeremiahN @NgigiGerald @omumpo #SmokinCountryOnHot
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
Stop turning your cousins into maids just because their parents died before they could turn their dreams into reality. If you can support them 🙏🏿
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
The best weight you will ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinion of you. Stay Happy,Stay Blessed ✌🏿
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
Since you started dressing to kill who has died? Save your money and start a business 🤦🏿‍♂️
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
Stop begging people to call you back, to respond to your texts,to like you, to commit to you, and to be your friend. That’s Fake!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
5 years
Taaaaanite It’s all about Child Rights, Wrongs and Politics, Who else can discuss this better than Millie Odhiambo from 9Pm On @citizentvkenya with @KoinangeJeff @monicakiragu_ #JKLive
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@Joekiash
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2 years
If you think you are having a terrible day, Think of that arsenal fan who happens to be my colleague 🤦🏿‍♂️
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
5 years
Exposing a minor is not a solution Infact it puts Joe MWANGI in a worse position with authorities #joemwangi
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
5 years
Let’s give it to Sonko, He come prepared for the exam but the school & the board were not ready for the A student! @HamoProf Don’t be another @KoinangeJeff .... @VDJClyde @Hot_96Kenya #JeffAndHamoOnHot
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
If you don't make time for your wife someone else will. Ask Adam, He left Eve alone for 2 minutes and the snake took her for lunch.
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
@_fels1 Today Please allow me to disagree with you, Our mothers, our daughters, our wives deserve better!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
Don’t feel locked up, get your boots, Cowboy hat , checked shirt, pair of jeans put them on & don’t forget the beer flask. Let’s hit the CountryRoad till 7Pm! @KoinangeJeff @Hot_96Kenya @VDJClyde @SoniMwangi @NgigiGerald @KaizerObed @WanjaNjubi @KJeremiahN #SmokinCountryOnHot
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@Joekiash
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
2 years
Be patient with yourself. You are growing stronger every day. The weight of the world will become lighter and you will begin to shine brighter. Happy Sunday & Don't give up!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
3 years
Your faith will be tested when you’re facing a dead end. Today believe that God can & will provide alternative solutions to your problems. Blessed Sunday.
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
When you pray to marry a good wife, also pray to be a good husband. You can't wear designers suit with bathroom slippers!
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@Joekiash
NGONG’U Kiarie
4 years
I wanted an Ethiopian Habesha girl but now I’m stuck with a Kikuyu Hee-Besha girl 🤦🏿‍♂️
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