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A little song..a little dance...a little seltzer down the pants.

Western Mass-Berkshires
Joined March 2009
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@JoeDaltn
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3 years
@mathewrodriguez I always seem to remember her often ordering a big glass of water with some lemon to get around not having drinks adding to the total for the day.
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Wait. There are people complaining about Jean Smart hosting the SNL premiere because she’s “only known from Designing Women” ? Where the hell have they been the past 20 or so years. Frasier, 24, Samantha Who, Mare of Easttown and now Hacks. How could you not know any of those
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@JoeDaltn
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4 years
@Inevermissed @POTUS You don’t speak for anyone but the voices in your head 😏
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@JoeDaltn
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5 years
@TBRacingGirl @HoldenShearer Nah. You just love Trump.
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3 months
@thejohnny81 I hope you know French then
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@JoeDaltn
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4 years
Tonight’s episode was odd. How can you win Snatch Game but not be the winner of the week? Also didn’t agree with who went home. #dragraceholland
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@JoeDaltn
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4 years
@Qgotmelikewohh @RudyGiuliani The hell we do lady. 80 million plus of us sure don’t. #ByeByeTrump
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@JoeDaltn
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3 months
It’s so funny seeing these self proclaimed alpha males dancing to probably one of the gayest songs in music history. 😂
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What a horrible day to have eyes
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@JoeDaltn
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7 years
@billymflynn @DonaldJTrumpJr He also clearly doesn't know the difference between aisle and isle. 😏
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@JoeDaltn
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2 years
@lizzo The timeline where I would never eat their homophobic chicken
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@JoeDaltn
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4 years
@co_dhunt Kirstie Alley blocked me for responding to a tweet of hers that I always preferred Shelley Long and that Veronica’s Closet sucked.
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@JoeDaltn
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10 months
@GreenGayYT True. It was pretty awesome when that was the outfit they picked for her Funko Pop.
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@JoeDaltn
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6 years
@tedcruz Hahaha. Nope. Team Beto here Mr Zodiac Killer 😏
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@JoeDaltn
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4 years
@DonnaStua1 @wonderland449 @QPatriQTANQN @AltNatSecAgency @chrissyteigen Mean? You’re calling Chrissy mean yet you probably find Trump a perfectly fine wonderful and kind person.
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@JoeDaltn
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3 years
Chris Pratt truly is a piece of shit. #theworstchris .
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Anna Faris trends on Twitter as people show her love after her ex-husband, Chris Pratt, praised his new wife in a new Instagram post, saying: “she's given me an amazing life, a gorgeous healthy daughter.” Anna Faris has been open about her son Jack's health issues.
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@JoeDaltn
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2 years
What the flying fuck makes him qualified to decide what requirements to become a teacher should be? Such a power hungry asshole. #desatan
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2 years
. @GovDeSantis on recruiting veterans to the teaching field: "Our veterans have a wealth of knowledge and experience they can bring to bear in the classroom. [...] For too long, the requirements to be a teacher have been too rigid."
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@JoeDaltn
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@EmilioEmm Well if they actually watched the video there wasn’t any incest in it since it was the two dads together than each of the dads with the others son. 😏
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@JoeDaltn
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2 years
@FitFamousMales @astur97 It better not be blurred in the actual movie or I’ll be ticked off.
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@JoeDaltn
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1 year
@JarettSays It boggles my mind that women were supposedly in heat over this dude.
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@JoeDaltn
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6 months
@JBfromDC89 When I saw it was only 11 tracks and 37 minutes I may have cried with joy. 😏
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@JoeDaltn
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3 years
@andjustlike Wow. I’m distracted by the really old cellphone he’s using 😂
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@JoeDaltn
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5 years
@cavegirlmuzic @nbc4i @NinaWest Well don’t you just live up to your name now Karen
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@EW Oh yeah. The star of that big hit movie Harold and the Purple Crayon will draw in many voters to Trump. 😂😂😂
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@JoeDaltn
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6 years
@MargaretJosephs @BravoTV It’s a shame Danielle didn’t go in the pool as well. She probably would have melted and we’d all be rid of her 😏
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@JoeDaltn
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5 years
@buckeyefan2372 @realDonaldTrump I seriously doubt you were calling for the same togetherness when Obama was President. I just have a feeling about it. 😏
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5 years
@scarletsmalls @camposaurus1 I agree. The winner definitely didn’t deserve it for her performance unless they edited a lot out.
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@JoeDaltn
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4 months
But I’m sure the governors mansion AC is set at 68 for his bewheeled ass.
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Texas —I heard Greg Abbott doesn’t want yall to turn the thermostat down less than 82° 😟
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4 years
@therecount Hmmmm. She’s looking like one of those lizard people from V with those glasses on.
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@JoeDaltn
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7 years
@GayTimesMag First time?? Girl please!!!! 😏🤣😂
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3 years
Ok. Automatically not rooting for the couple who make cringy looking YouTube videos with their family. #amazingrace
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11 months
It’s still pretty awesome that a movie that featured dildos and a butt plug in another memorable scene won so many Oscars including Best Picture.
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This movie is going to be iconic, I just know it
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@JoeDaltn
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2 years
Well it certainly wasn’t Junior who got her wet after midnight. I’m sure she was thinking of her future father in law for that. 🤮
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Kimberly Guilfoyle is trending because someone didn't read the rules and got her wet after midnight 😬
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@JoeDaltn
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5 years
@kvanaren @bmanuel I hope he gets a few more chances to giggle at ones tonight!
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5 years
Ughhhh. Is this whole darn episode a Joanie one?? I’d almost rather watch a whole Noah one....and I hate him. #theaffair
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2 years
@itsjohnny81s I definitely would love to run into him in the steam room at the resort 😏😉
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1 year
@DineshDSouza @RonFilipkowski Really felon? Trump cant even define what a metaphor is let alone speak metaphorically.
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@GreenGayYT You think they would’ve learned after season 4 with the wrestling challenge. I heard there were a few injuries on that one too.
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@jackantonoff Maybe you should have a chat with your friend Taylor then 😏
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4 years
@ThePerezHilton Is desperate for attention
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2 years
F*ck this bitch Vicki. There’s tons of stuff to do here in the Berkshires lady. I hope your sorry ass never visits here again. #RHUGT #RHUGT2
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@JoeDaltn
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@RuPaul @kylieminogue @Spotify Please please please use one or more of the songs from the album in the upcoming seasons of Drag Race!! Or better yet have Kylie on herself!
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@JoeDaltn
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Well you can’t really blame Gabi for sleeping with EJ can you 😉😏😜. #Days #DaysOfOurLives
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@JoeDaltn
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5 years
@ThePerezHilton Um maybe he was “forced out of Hollywood” because he wasn’t that good of an actor to begin with.
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8 years
#trumpsopoor he buys his Trump collection ties at the Goodwill.
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@JoeDaltn
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2 years
Ughhh. A scene with just Rinna and Diana?? I might have to change the channel then. 🤢🤮. #RHOBH
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@JoeDaltn
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4 years
@celebsxdaddies Well it’s about time he showed at least the tip of it 😏
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@Male_Eye_Candy Sadly at least his is a prosthetic one.
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@JoeDaltn
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@cocktail_harry Mmmmm. Now get his shorts off 😜
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3 years
@mattncheese @boombazookajoey And hopefully all at the same time 😜
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4 years
@thereidfeed I was kind of over him until I saw this pic and was like I’d definitely taste that avacado 😏
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@JoeDaltn
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8 years
Remind me not to listen to @dadwroteaporno whilst trying to shave. Very dangerous! ;-)
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