Joe Beldner
@JoeBeldner
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Writer @TheFFBallers 🏆⤵️ | @FantasyPros Ranker 📊
New Jersey, USA
Joined September 2020
Jayden Daniels is about to do what we hoped Trey Lance could do in his rookie year for fantasy football. Sign me up for that 10th round ADP- all day, everyday. 🤝💰.
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Rashee Rice trying everything to stay WR1.
𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧: Xavier Worthy’s car was stolen overnight from his apartment complex in Kansas City, the #Chiefs announced. What a way to welcome him to the City.
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I'm not a doctor but I think Will Levis might have pooped his pants here
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If Malik Nabers isn't able to play, Wan'Dale Robinson might go 35 receptions for 44 yards this week.
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The All-Bust Team (through 4 weeks). QB: Matthew Stafford.RB: Alvin Kamara.RB: Cam Akers.WR: Allen Robinson II.WR: DJ Moore.TE: Kyle Pitts.FLEX: Darnell Mooney. 💩🚽.
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Jahmyr Gibbs is that shiny sports car that your dad keeps in the garage because he’s too scared to drive it. David Montgomery is the pickup truck that your dad drives everyday because he’s not afraid to ding it up or add miles to it. Pick up truck gets the job done.
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This year's Nico Collins: Josh Palmer. This year's Kyren Williams: Rico Dowdle. This year's Raheem Mostert: Gus Edwards. This year's Jahan Dotson: Jordan Addison . This year's DJ Moore: Terry McLaurin. This year's Puka Nacua: N/A (Malik Washington).
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If "I will never stop believing in you" was a fantasy team in 2024:. QB: Trevor Lawrence.RB: Javonte Williams.RB: D'Andre Swift.WR: Jahan Dotson.WR: Jameson Williams.WR: Quentin Johnston.TE: Kyle Pitts.FLEX: Antonio Gibson .FLEX: Rashod Bateman.
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Jake Moody now has 26 fantasy points. He would rank as the:. -QB5.-RB2.-WR2.-TE1. I don't know how you sleep tonight if you lost because you faced him lol.
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Mike Williams is like the McDonalds ice cream machine. A lot of the time it’s broken, but when it works it’s 🔥.
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Now is the perfect time to buy low on Hendon Hooker. When Jared Goff's new contract expires in four years, Hooker will be at the ripe age of 30 years old, ready to start his legendary career. This is a Michael Penix Jr. tweet.
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If Justin Fields wins the QB1 job. and Brandon Aiyuk gets traded to Pittsburgh, Fields would have a legit shot to finish as the overall QB1 in fantasy football this season. A prolific rushing QB with Aiyuk, Pickens, and Muth to throw to? Sign me up.
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Many flashy plays occur when a receiver needs to make a contested catch or has to adjust their body position to secure the ball. Marvin Harrison Jr. creates so much separation that most of his catches look effortless and boring. This is a good thing.
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I can't believe that the Cowboys and the Chargers saw Braelon Allen on the board and said "nah, I'm good".
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waiver wire wednesday checklist:. 1.) set 17 waiver claims even though you only have 1 roster spot to fill. 2.) wake up at 3am to find out that you got nobody that you want. 3.) lay in bed staring at the ceiling until your alarm clock goes off.
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Just found out that Ty Chandler’s full first name is “Tykevius”. He’s going for 30 tomorrow.
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just received one of those offers where you get nervous you’ll somehow hit decline wrong…
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The sooner you start looking at Brock Bowers as a unicorn rather than a tight end, the better.
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Just found out that CJ Uzomah is currently dating Kay Adams. I could not be more proud to have him as our new TE1. My guy is a winner.
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Excited to announce that I'll be writing the waiver wire articles for @TheFFBallers again this year! . Some of the names featured in the 1st article of last season: . -Puka Nacua.-Kyren Williams.-Sam LaPorta.-Raheem Mostert.-Jordan Love.-Brock Purdy.-Jake Ferguson. Let's win 🏆
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It pains me that people aren’t making a bigger deal about the return of Kyren Williams. The dude was the RB4 on the season before his injury and is averaging 17.4 PPG on the season. He also has 7 touchdowns in only 6 games played this year. The return is about to be epic. 📈
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Just a reminder to buy low on Trevor Lawrence before the season starts. Throw out last year 🗑. Just do it. He was the #1 recruit of all time for a reason. This is the lowest his asking price will be ever. 💰.
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@Schultz_Report @BleacherReport Gonna be scary when he’s catching balls from Mahomes next season.
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🚨The Ravens are working out Le’Veon Bell and Devonta Freeman. Time to pump the breaks a bit on the Gus Bus. 🚌📉.
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Another one for @TheFFBallers ❗️.🏈✍️. This one took awhile…. @andyholloway .@jasonffl .@FFHitman . A lot of nicknames from the podcast and then some of my own creations. #FantasyFootball #NFL #NFLTwitter #art #drawing #FantasyFootballers
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Beyond excited to announce that I am joining the @TheFFBallers writing team!. This has been a huge goal of mine for years now and I cannot wait to get started & contribute to their incredible team. 🏆. Extremely grateful for the opportunity.
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You could have a stud fantasy team with just rookies:. QB: CJ Stroud.RB: Jahmyr Gibbs .RB: Bijan Robinson.WR: Puka Nacua .WR: Tank Dell.TE: Sam LaPorta.FLEX: Rashee Rice.FLEX: Jordan Addison. Bench: .De’Von Achane.Zay Flowers.Jaxon Smith-Njigba.
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Realizing your only interest is fantasy football and now the season is over:
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Nobody wants to hear this. But I see Cincinnati as a realistic destination for Khalil Herbert. With Zack Moss out indefinitely, they need a bigger back to complement Chase Brown. Herbert would be the perfect fit for this role as the Bengals look to make a playoff push.
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A special thank you to @TheFFBallers for a wonderful season in their Listener League. Made this drawing to recap the year. 🏈✍️. @andyholloway .@FFHitman .@jasonffl .@ProducerBorland . #FantasyFootball #FantasyFootballAdvice #NFL @MyFantasyLeague #art #FantasyFootballers
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Antonio Gibson truthers when they see the Kareem Hunt to Washington rumors:
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If Dave Canales actually fixes Bryce Young, we should build him a statue. He's already on a historic run of reviving QB's careers after just fixing Geno Smith and Baker Mayfield for a season. Next year he's gonna turn Zach Wilson into 2007 Tom Brady.
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The most difficult area in rookie drafts this year is deciphering who to take between these 4 WRs:. -Brian Thomas Jr. -Xavier Worthy.-Ladd McConkey.-Keon Coleman. It's easy to present arguments both in favor of and against choosing any name on this list.
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@drewbaby11 Trade Pitts if you can’t stand it anymore haha. He’s not a player that should be dropped.
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Made this for the best podcast on 🌎. @TheFFBallers .@andyholloway .@jasonffl .@FFHitman . 🏈✍️.#FantasyFootball #nfl #fantasyfootballers
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🚨The Cardinals have released DeAndre Hopkins. If I were a betting man, I’d say he’s going to be a Buffalo Bill very soon.
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🚨Life update: I get married tomorrow!. As much as I want to answer your questions, I’m too busy this week/weekend. Good luck in your matchups and I’m excited to get back after it when I return! 🍻🏆.
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I can't wait to tell my grandkids about the year Cade Otton somehow transformed into prime Travis Kelce out of nowhere mid season.
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There is a serious drop off after the 1.09 in superflex rookie drafts to me rn:. 1.01: Caleb Williams.1.02: Marvin Harrison Jr. 1.03: Jayden Daniels .1.04: Drake Maye.1.05: Malik Nabers .1.06: Brock Bowers.1.07: Rome Odunze .1.08: Troy Franklin.1.09: Brian Thomas Jr. 1.10: ❔.
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A few players who are bound for positive TD regression 📈:. -Miles Sanders (0 TDs in 2021). -Cole Kmet (0 TDs in 2021). -DJ Moore (4 TDs in 2021). -Dalvin Cook (6 TDs in 2021). -Chase Claypool (2 TDs in 2021). -Kyle Pitts (1 TD in 2021).
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It feels just a bit foolish that we are fading Mike Evans and Chris Godwin because of projected poor QB play but are in on:. -Terry McLaurin.-Jahan Dotson.-Drake London.-Christian Watson.-Diontae Johnson.-George Pickens.-Hollywood Brown*.
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Another Tyrone Tracy week. Another shot for him to take over the backfield. .
Giants downgraded RB Devin Singletary to out for Sunday night’s game vs. Bengals.
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I can’t think of a more frustrating and painful player to roster than Gabe Davis. You can’t bench him, you can’t start him, you can’t drop him, and odds are you can’t trade him.
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Kadarius Toney when he saw the 2nd half script during halftime:
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D/STs you might want to consider for the final weeks of the season: . Week 13: Atlanta D/ST.Week 14: Houston D/ST.Week 15: Miami D/ST.Week 16: Washington D/ST.Week 17: Cleveland D/ST 🔥🏆.Week 18: New England D/ST. Yes, this is the ROS schedule for the New York Jets.
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Dear Detroit, . Your offense is better when Jahmyr Gibbs is on the field. That is why you drafted him 12th overall this year. Keep him on the field and he will score touchdowns like he just did. Sincerely,.Everyone.
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Jahan Dotson looks light-years ahead of the competition at training camp. Year 3 breakout, confirmed.
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D’Onta Foreman has rushed for exactly 118 yards in back-to-back games. Chuba Hubbard was just ruled out for Sunday. Need I say more?.
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@BizKhalifa21 Nobody really knows anything at the end of the day lol. I wasn’t in on a few of them, but I also have had a fair share of misses so far to go with that. Key is to not victory lap and win more takes than you lose IMO.
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Hill I am willing to die on: Jahan Dotson is a very good football player and this past season will go down as a bad year in a great & long career. Buy the dip. 📈.
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Fantasy RBs who are the biggest winners after the draft: . -Rhamondre Stevenson.-Tony Pollard.-Miles Sanders.-Rachaad White.-Isiah Pacheco .-D’Andre Swift.-Dameon Pierce.-Cam Akers.
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Incredibly excited to participate in my first Scott Fish Bowl. Thank you so much @ScottFish24 for not only inviting me to participate, but also all of the things you do for charity and the fantasy football community. Truly inspiring. Good luck to all in the #SFB12 💪🏆
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I wonder if Jayden Daniels knows that he has a really good WR in Terry McLaurin that he can throw to.
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“My team is stacked bro. I have 5 of the top 15 RBs on the season”. -De’Von Achane: RB6.-Kyren Williams: RB7.-Brian Robinson: RB8.-Jerome Ford: RB11.-Zack Moss: RB13. Just a reminder of how important the waiver wire can be… 💰.
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@AdamSchefter Russell Wilson before his flight to the guy sitting next to him: “let’s ride”.
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Should I spam my entire league with trade offers this morning? . yes yes yesyes.yesyes yes yes yes.yes yes yes yes yes.yes yesyes yes yes.yes yesye yes yes.yes yes yesyes.
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Can we get #spicysurprise trending on here? . Each tweet using this hashtag helps the Megalodon get closer to eating Arthur Smith. 👨🏻🦈 @TheFFBallers
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Completed a blockbuster today. 🍿. Dynasty SF (4 point per passing TD), .5 PPR
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Jahan Dotson only played in 12 games last season. This is what his stats would average out to if he played 17 games:. -50 receptions .-741 receiving yards .-10 TDs . He finished as the WR50 w/ 113.1 fantasy points. He would have finished as the WR14 w/ 193.9 fantasy points.
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Last of the wedding pics… 👰♀️🤵♂️. Thank you to all who wished us congratulations. Appreciate y’all 🥂
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10.06.23 - ♾️. Was the best day of my life marrying my best friend on Friday. I will be on my Honeymoon for the next 2 weeks and will be on here very limited. Trying to be present in the moment rather than on my phone.
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Just a reminder that CMC is still only 25 years old, the best asset in fantasy football when healthy, and everyone is sleeping on him more than they should be. 😴. Carry on with your Fridays and have a nice weekend. 🍵.
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@TheFFBallers Terry McFLOORin.FAULTon Kincaid.Dalton KinFADE.Gus. Busted!.Fake London.Starvin' Harrison Jr. Marvin Harrison Boo-nior.Marvin Harrison Poo-nior.
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