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I’ve stopped dreaming of the quiet life because it’s the one we’ll never know. And I’ve stop apologizing for the things I’ve never done
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The currency Bomb Shell! The 6 tests from the Growth Commission would be applied before iScot switched to its own currency, which are “unlikely to be met until towards the end of the first decade”
No control of money supply/interest rates for 10 years!
What’s Yousaf’s plan🤣
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Shocked to see the Separatist emblem on my British salmon at Tescos in Chipping Norton
I immediately summoned the manager and expressed my outrage, he couldn’t have been more apologetic and had them all removed from the shelves
The whole shop applauded!
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So not taking minutes of the “gold command” meetings is a “learning point” for the SG
Seems reasonable, I mean who knew that meetings between senior ministers are normally minuted, unless you have a corrupt cabal running a banana republic
Lessons have been learned obviously
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What ever you do DO NOT retweet this video
Snats will be pure ragin’
“Independence, a suicide pact”
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To the nearest billion, what is the SNP membership this morning ?
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!
JOHN SWINNEY SHOWS HE HAS NO IDEA THE SNHS IS COMPLETELY DEVOLVED
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@Super70sSports
That was brilliant they even sound like scousers ! Do they have a YouTube channel.
Been trying to identify this guy for years. On the tube in Tottenham Court Road
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Who was this clown last night ?
“We’ll be fine, We’re no daft!”
Which to be fair, is a more detailed economic plan for Indy than the SNP have ever come up with 🤷
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Please don’t retweet this
The poor lad is obviously embarrassed by his behaviour and that of his fellow marchers yesterday and has deleted the tweet
Isn’t it illegal to drink on a train in Scoatland ?
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@PeoplesMomentum
@jeremycorbyn
@Keir_Starmer
So, biggest electoral defeat in history, bit no lessons learned.
Onward comrades ✊🏼
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Murrell being compared to Ghandi
Gotta be the best yet 👍
@Scullabogue
How many times was Gandhi arrested before India gained it's independence from the Brits? 🤔
#ScottishIndependence
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Sturgeon has now got to the point Salmond reached. Not actually giving the slightest sh*t about the massively negative impact Indy would have on her fellow Scots,particularly the poor & disadvantaged
She just wants her name in history books as the one who obtained independence
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William thinks north see oil tax revenue last year was £90b and it all went to England
Actually it was £10.5b and 88% of it was allocated to Scotland, according to the Scot Gov
Don’t be like William
Don’t make shit up
Learn about the grown up stuff
Do some research
@dhothersall
Last tax year UK Treasury took £90billion from oil & gas industry. Imagine if all that money stayed in Scotland?
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Horrified in Aldi to see the separatist emblem on my British smoked salmon
I demanded to see the manager who blamed it on a cock up in head office
He ordered his staff it to remove from the shelves immediately and to burn it in the car park
The whole shop applauded
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So she deleted messages just in case her phone was lost or stolen😂😂😂😂
You can’t hack and iPhone without the passcode or your fingerprint😂😂😂😂
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Fed up with the endless debate as to whether Scotland is a “Country”?
Use this handy checklist
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Yousaf talks about his parents living in one the “65 countries who got independence from the U.K.” They then decided to come to the U.K.
Is it just me?………….
"Yousaf proposed Sturgeon as a ‘global ambassador for Scotland’, before admitting he hadn’t consulted her on the idea.
I don’t know, spending her days jet-setting around the world giving speeches about independence to sparsely attended luncheons? How will she know that she’s not
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Swinney drops the currency Bomb Shell! The 6 tests from the Growth Commission would be applied before iScotland switched to its own currency which are “unlikely to be met until towards the end of the first decade”
So no control of money supply or interest rates for 10 years!
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I believe hard work, enterprise and achievement should be encouraged not vilified , I believe individuals not the government should take personal responsibility for their life choices, I believe in fair taxes to help those who can’t help themselves
Nicola Sturgeon detests me
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@GaelicRoadSign
They noticed that after all these years no one from the nationalist separatist parties can explain objectively how & why the average Scot would be tangibly better off in terms of jobs, tax, welfare, benefits, pensions, healthcare, housing etc with Indy
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@Griffpembs13
Wales never even qualified butt
He’s president of the English FA
Imagine the ragin’ if he was president of the Welsh FA 😂
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For all those saying “she didn’t say that” here she is saying it!
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@Heccles94
Incredible that the junior doctors killed patients to get the Tories out
Entirely political strike action
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I’ve just donated £500k
to
@theSNP
because I trust them to spend my money on whatever they need to bring Scotland closer to independence.
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@Eleanor_Lev
@faerielightss
@EdinburghUni
Surely the bigots were the ones stopping people getting in to the venue
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@D_G_Alexander
Utter bollox
He went their because of the political optics back home with the Oirish Americans
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@Germans4indyref
So you lied to him about the constitutional nature of the UK then
And one assumes about the once in a generation referendum result in 2014
And the the extent that public spending in Scotland is provided by the rUK
So basically you talked bollox to him
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From the actual article 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Assuming did not inherit costs such as liability for pensions or a share of UK debt”
Well it ends there then
It is an 'absolute certainty' the deficit of a newly independent Scotland would be 'much smaller' than what is often assumed from GERS figures
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Keith Brown on Sky this morning
It was because of the pandemic that the NEC weren’t able to be told of the auditor problem
Sounds reasonable 🤪
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“One of these things is not like the other…….
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Local TV news
Being forced to go to a doggy food bank because she’s struggling to feed them on her benefits……
Er…. I have a suggestion……
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@AlanShanks4
How is it lopsided ?
Oh you mean spending in Scotland is higher per capita than rest of the U.K. despite tax revenue per capita being lower in Scotland than the rest of the U.K. ?
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The pension lie continues
I wonder if he also thinks the UK will continue to pay pensions in an iScotland
👵 The UK state pension is one of the worst in Europe.
In an independent Scotland, we can provide a state pension that comes much closer to the average national wage 💰
#ALBAforIndependence
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Over 300 miles of tunnels beneath Gaza
Imagine what Gaza could have been like if all that hard work and resources had actually been invested to benefit the Palestinians living in Gaza
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I made it perfectly clear that with the SNP currently falling apart and moral at rock bottom, under no circumstances should this video describing Indy as a “Suicide pact” be retweeted.
Final warning !!!!!
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Must be great for Scots to know that he’s devoting all his time to a minority of the country
Not the FM for all Scots then🤷♂️
That’s nationalism for you
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Christ if this is Indy not being dead what does it’s death look like
I think I can hear someone administering the last rights 😂😂😂
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Divi Shredder doesn’t know the SNHS is devolved 🤷
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@David__Osland
You could mention that they destroyed just about every industry they were dominant in
Food banks ! Two kinds of people use them:
People who genuinely need them
People who like free stuff
The latter being the largest group
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@HumzaYousaf
@PHSOmbudsman
@WASPI_Campaign
@theSNP
So why don’t you pay the Scottish Waspi women you have the powers
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The “14 years of Toary austerity” that Scotland suffers laid bare by Stephen Flynn………..oh, hang oan!
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SNP MSPs revolt over plan to pay Peter Murrell legal fees
Not unreasonable, why should they pay the fees of someone who is alleged to have misappropriated their funds.
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@LiamKerrMSP
Why does she have to read everything out rather than talk based on knowledge of the subject ?
Oh yeah, of course……
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@HumzaYousaf
Would you agree that trans woman should be allowed in the women’s area of the mosque at prayers and into any toilet bathroom areas ?
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Kate, following the lead of Honest John, kicks off with “untruths”
1) “Scot’ products continue to be the UK’s top exports” They aren’t
2) “Scot’ doesn’t concentrate economic activity in only one region unlike London/SE” No it concentrates it in the central belt
Indy? Nothing
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@thistlefarmer5
No, she said she despises Tories
She didn’t say their policies
Are you part of the damage limitation cyber response ?
She claims to want to “work constructively” with Truss and then publicly announces that she detests her
How does that work?
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It needed to be said
Makes you wonder why the Snats and the SNP worship SinnFéin/IRA
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@kmacraeplockton
I think you’ll find the trolls were relishing what the believed was he impending arrest
The point she was making was that she had not been hateful or transphobic, and she was correct
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Whoever invented these bacon packets should be in fvkn prison
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Kate Forbes should just say Fcuk it ! And defect to the Tories
She’s centre right economically anyway and could so sone good for Scotland there
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@frenchgranny
Yep
Along with
Stop crying or I’ll give something to cry about
Going through it like a dose of salts
I like it hot but not this hot
I’m sure some others will resurface
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At last the truth can be taught about the British Empire in Scottish schools
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@DorothyBruce14
@LidlGB
Twitters new rules are that you have to declare on your profile that your account is a parody
Suggest you do it asap or the will suspend your account
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They’re getting desperate
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@Rjaellis
Protest peacefully during the day go home at night, these scenes are playing in Trump’s hands.
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@gordon_eth15332
You need to thank the tax payers who didn’t go to uni, particularly as they weren’t given a choice whether they wanted to pay for you or not Ethan
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@SophieMolly_SG
Refusing to call you something that you aren’t isn’t transphobic
You are a transwoman not a woman
You’re a biological male
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@Ianblackford_MP
So how would Indy avoid biblical austerity then big man ?
Even with this utter sh*t show STILL no one from the SNP can explain objectively how & why the average Scot would be tangibly better off in terms of jobs, tax, pensions, welfare, housing etc with Indy.
Why is that?
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@FionaGrahame
Utter nonsense
Scottish tax revenue £73b spending £97b
Who do you think picks up the tab
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@joannaccherry
@theSNP
It’s quite simple Joanna
The SNP needs to explain objectively how & why the average Scot would actually be tangibly better off in terms of jobs, tax, pensions, welfare , housing etc with Indy.
See the problem
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@DrRobgalloway
I think you’ll find the management of the various NHS trusts have a lot to do with it as well
The NHS is simply not fit for purpose, the same spend per head as Germany but massively poorer outcomes
It needs top to bottom reform, charging,and more private sector involvement
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@zarahussain999
At least they aren’t blowing children up at concerts via suicide bombers or commuters on buses or tube trains
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And so it ends😂😂😂😂😂
SNP chief executive Peter Murrell resigns
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If there was any doubt as to the lack of economy literacy of Sturgeon & the SNP,in her C4 interview 7th Oct, she claimed that iScotland would use Sterling (as a foreign currency), & a Scottish Central Bank would act as a Lender of Last Resort for the financial services sector🤷
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Having breakfast at my hotel in Costa Rica this morning, a yank leans over “Hey buddy, CNN say the president of Scotchland resigned just now, the faggot guy?” Me, affecting Hugh Grant voice, “Faggot? Steady on old chap! I think he just helps them out when they’re a bit busy”
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Off to a good start
A blatant lie
Independence is solution to the cost of living crisis, says John Swinney.
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@GarryXDee
It’s been called that for over 10 years it’s at the national war museum
Scots guards 👇 what colour are their coats?
93rd Highlanders 👇 what colour are their coats ?
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Who actually said the the U.K. was a voluntary union ?
The SNP cyber warriors have obviously been told that’s the phrase to use “Get it out there!”
It isn’t a union, never has been
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@AngrySalmond
But still no one from the SNP can explain objectively how & why the average Scot would be tangibly better off in terms of jobs, tax, pensions, welfare, housing etc with Indy.
No one will vote to be poorer when the SNP finally fess up that they haven’t got a clue
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@IanGrant_edwest
So by definition Piedmont is a colony of Italy, Brittany is a colony of France, Texas is a colony of the USA, Bavaria is a colony of Germany etc etc yeah ?
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@Dougmcg1
I was talking to 2 Danish guys on my ship and they both said it looks like Scots have finally come to their sense and told the SNP to get tae fcuk!
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Went Tesco’s to bang out a massive Remoaner wank over the empty salad shelves
Gutted😡😡😡😡😡😡
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There we have it, the payback
Talk about banana fcukin republic !
Humza Yousaf wants to make Nicola Sturgeon 'global ambassador' for independence
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@AnneMcLaughlin
@h_mccready
How does that work with supporting the LGBT community? Because being gay in Palestine means a death sentence doesn’t it ?
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@AScot94175440
It’s a private business, they made the decision
The Green/SNP coalition are anti fossil fuel’s so what’s your problem ?
Don’t worry there are other refineries elsewhere in the U.K.
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@GMacdonaldSNP
But people in Lerwick should be happy with decisions being made in Edinburgh yeah ?
At what point does mileage become an issue ?
What’s the critical radius ?
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@KMotherofcats
Can you explain objectively how & why the average Scot would be tangibly better off in terms of jobs, tax, welfare, benefits, pensions, healthcare, housing etc with Indy?
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@DickMackintosh
Explain how stacking shelves creates wealth as opposed to people who built up a business via their own efforts,risking their capital,a business that subsequently needed someone to stack shelves,hence created employment for the shelf stacker & the company that supplied the shelves
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@HumzaYousaf
So facts for you
It should be illegal for Douglas Murray to be put up against an Al-Jazeera journalist. Another masterclass.
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