James
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Looks like a 12yr old girl in the airport on the way back from Benidorm.
"9-0, the Mancs aren't going to like it. " 😅. UFC's Paddy Pimblett believes Man United could be in for a long afternoon. 😳
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Virgil van dijk "credit to West Ham they came here tonight and allowed us to score, Manchester United could learn a thing or two from them"
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A mate of mine met Paul Scholes and Ricky Hatton last night and got bagged 😂😂😂
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Something a non United fan who hasn't got a clue of what Ole means to this club would say.
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Be quiet you silly boy
Bruno actually done a knee slide after scoring against 9 men. What a total skid mark. .
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Ever since the FA admitted to making a mistake against them it was obvious they were going to get awarded ridiculous decisions like this.
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You absolute shithouse. 'I backed rashford' while giving the most backhanded snidey speech cos he's called you and your shit channel out. You've made yourself look a bigger cunt than I thought was ever possible
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'Ronaldo saves United again'. He actually fucking plays for us. Its his job to score goals he didn't just fly down score a goal and fly off again like some shit DC Comics superhero.
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Unlucky you kiddy fiddling cunt.
Come on Wolverhampton!!! The biggest fan of Wolverhampton today 😂.
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Remember these cunts when they wanted Casemiro arrested.
Rodri has been sent off after putting his hands around Morgan Gibbs-White's throat. 🟥. "The way that Gibbs-White has reacted is way over the top." 😠. "That really was quite embarrassing for Gibbs-White." 🗣️ @Iandennisbbc. #BBCFootball #PremierLeague #MCINFO
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Rather be in the mud than your fanny you dirty fucking sweaty pedo tramp.
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"oooh look there's a truck signalling to turn miles up the road I best speed up so I can get some social media footage for the other lycra sniffing nonces to be upset over".
So who should be giving way to who here? . This truck driver said he saw me as he was already halfway turning across #Cycleway4. It's my understanding from the Highway Code rule H3 that just because you're in a truck it doesn't exempt you from stopping and waiting.
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You can tie a bow round dogshit and paint it pretty colours but it's still dogshit and Greenwood will still be a woman abusing monster. Getting married means fuck all apart from her life is going to be hell.
🚨Mason Greenwood is set to marry his partner Harriet Robson. The pair are set to welcome their first child together in the summer. Greenwood will be back in training with #mufc in pre-season of the next season. Ten Hag has given the green light for his return.
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One thing you're not taking and that's your fucking meds.
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"Oooh we've bought a player I don't mind the Glazers now". Said absolutely no one, ever!. #GlazersOut.
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@JimmyMu35984013 How does taking the piss out of VVD have anything to do with celebrating a 0-0 you dumb cunt?.
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He's a fucking kid you dumb cunt.
🗣️ “There’s no debate between him and Harry Kane, he’s miles ahead of [Rasmus] Højlund.”. @morrisonclinton on the debates between Rasmus Højlund and Harry Kane pre-match between Manchester United and Bayern Munich yesterday.
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It's funny how ETH is going to improve every player apart from the ones you have an agenda against.
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Even Fergie got dicked 6-1 by City. Sometimes the teams just don't turn up. It's just a shame it had to be those inbred bastards.
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Only Pogba can take performance enhancing drugs and still be fucking shit 😂😂😂.
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Wayne Rooney on his final years at Man United:. "I remember once when I got to training the day after a loss, I was still so angry and went into the changing room with Michael Carrick. We found Jesse Lingard and Paul Pogba fingering each others arseholes."
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Some dickheads literally don't want us signing any English players basically because they're English. The same dickheads who think Martial and Pogba are 'ballers'.
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Jamie O'hara on Casemiro "he can't go around doing that, there is kids watching". Also Jamie O'hara
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Before anyone starts you've never fucking heard of him.
Former New York Red Bulls head coach Chris Armas will join Ralf Rangnick’s #mufc staff. Announcement in the next few days. He obtained his work permit this morning #mulive [@TaylorTwellman]
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The only people you know with ball knowledge are the ones slapping theirs on your birds chin.
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Why would it and why would any United fan go to the trouble of photoshopping that shit on a United player. Some weird cunts among us.
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Even a sex offender like him wouldn't touch your rotten smashed clam.
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Pogba leaves on a free Erikson joins on a free. We definitely got the better deal.
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Everyone saying this player will flourish or this player won't under Rangnick. You haven't got a fucking clue who will and who won't. 😂😂.
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Fuck the Champions league, fuck the Premier League, fuck the FA Cup and fuck any other trophy. Beating Manchester United seems the the biggest one you can win these days.
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How to say you're not a United fan without saying you're not a United fan.
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The Butcher who apparently won't make a Premier League player gets MOTM for the 2nd game running.
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Another 30 mins with no food or drink. Somebody check on Saeed make sure he hasn't eaten anyone.
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He's free you daft cunt, free to fuck off whenever he likes the bone idol, always late bastard.
Free Sancho.
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Cheeky cunt, he's owes us that in medical bills.
Talks between #mufc and Eric Bailly to terminate his contract have fallen through. Bailly requested €700,000 loyalty bonus, which United were not willing to give [@yagosabuncuoglu]
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The Famleigh start a new TikTok challenge to see who caves first and bums him.
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Anyone who's uttered the name Virgil van Dijk in the same sentence as Vidic needs to slap fuck out of themselves until they realise how silly they've been.
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Wiping your own jizz off more like you silly scouse cunt.
At an @alzheimerssoc event at Anfield. Just getting rid of weghorst,s finger prints folks!!They don’t belong here😉👍ynwa
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Shut up you silly little cunt. Everyone just thinks you're a nobhead.
HELLO WORLD I FOOLED YOU ALL, BUT YOU’RE STILL GONNA HATE ME RIGHT???!!!??? Just because of what you’ve seen on the internet. *Actually watch this and open your mind*.This is part 1 of a 3 part saga .This is the redemption arc.#mizzy
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Love tweeting about Goldbridge just to block all the absolute nonces that flock to defend the fucking danger.
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You can fuck off with that bollocks aswell. You said on several occasions you wanted him assassinated JFK style among other things. Take your well wishing and shove it up your birds arse and I hope she charges you for it.
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But you knew everything about Ralf. Following his career for years apparently. Full on scruffy cabbage
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Talksport "City breaking FFP again could bring potential record sanctions and even banned from the league but how dare Antony try a rainbow flick at Old Trafford.
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Then those 50% need to fuck off then.
Sky Sports News understands Erik ten Hag's management style has seen him lose the support of as much as half of the Manchester United dressing room 🔴👔
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What difference does it make if United announce INEOS deal on Christmas eve or any other fucking day for that matter? Some of you are odd as fuck if that bothers you. If they didn't announce it some cunt else would've. Grow up you moaning cunts oh and Merry Christmas 😂.
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Grown adults doing combined Unite & Liverpool teams. Have a word with yourself. You're not on SkySports.
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ETH tried something different it didn't pay off. Stop fucking whinging shit happens.
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Cavani out again. Like my mum used to say "if your well enough to go Eric Baillys birthday party you're well enough to play against Norwich".
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In no way is this funny. Who the fuck speaks to his wife like that?
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Shut up you massive bedsit dwelling fanny dodging dickhead.
Food for thought! The Continued circus of Manchester United. The TikTok trophy! 🏆. Stretford Post back soon!
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Apart from "look at me I'm a massive cunt" what is this supposed to achieve?.
"He understands players, he understands people.". "The culture has been created, and it will last for a long time.". Jurgen Klopp, as always, with his eyes on the opposition for the warmup 👀
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Grown man calling a footballer 'king'.
@paulpogba You deserve a serious club king 👑💙.I hope that serious club is us after the board commits to letting the football men make footballing decisions and the business men make business decisions
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