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If people are willing to allow the police to stand in a hallway while little children are screaming for help as they are being massacred your society, democracy, constitutional republic, bla bla bla is an abomination and it's people truly deserve what comes next
Texas DPS head said no officers will lose jobs after Uvalde, documents show
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My 19 year old son shot a running coyote at 350 yards when he was 15
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Guess which one all of you communist losers ignore
On one side, moral panic.
On the other side, decades of proven abuse.
Guess which one gets the most attention.
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I'm 48 and to my complete shock, people I know are shocked I don't take any medication at all.
I find this disturbing
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Here's a few notes from a contractor
>Your house looks like you may not have been able to afford the paint
>You act IRL like you do online and he is sketched out you won't ever pay
>He busted his ass to get it done for the weekend
>This is why I don't do residential
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Except that time the ATF did and then burned everyone to death in Texas
There's never been a mass shooting at Homeschool.
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You aren't now and haven't been in generations so do something productive
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God helps those who help themselves
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No one fucking cares what euro trash do
If this woman went into a German supermarket like that, the SEK (German SWAT) would be there in 5 minutes!!
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Holy shit!
What an amazing time to be alive
Check out this amazing new invention that makes electricity from running water
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Sounds racist
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How much you wanna bet the previous car was a Volkswagen
Virtue signaling on the 70k car you bought as a virtue signal.
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Holy shit they coming for the Walmart greeters
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Just gonna cut the top off,don't worry the barrel is empty except that last little bit you can't really get out
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I might drop dead tomorrow but I sure as shit wasn’t born yesterday
A Ukrainian in Berdyansk spotted a mine on the road and didn't wait around for a bomb disposal unit - at great risk to life and limb, he removed the mine, clearing the way for the Ukrainian military.
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This is a fucking horror
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The electrical grid can’t handle too hot or too cold but millions plugging in an 80 amp charger at 6pm every night will be fine
Pete Buttigieg wants people to simply buy an electric car so they don't have to worry about rising gas prices.
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Here’s how fucked up the world is. I watched a Russell Brand video and it made all kinds of sense
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I am 7 days sober, no alcohol and no more ever again.
I am quitting alcohol like I quit cigarettes. Anytime I get a craving I tell myself “I don’t drink anymore” on repeat until that feeling subsides
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Ever go on a wood burning forum about types of wood?
To sum it up; if you aren't using furniture grade oak trees, split with a $500 axe, dried in a $30k wood shed you should probably bury your head in a snow bank until you die
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Buy yourselves a water filter before it's too late
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The fucking president of the United States has just straight up told you the only way to pay the debt of the US government is for the US government to go in more debt.
Take a minute and drink it in, I fucking dare you
The United States pays its debts when they are due. That’s why today, I signed a bill to fast-track the process to raise our debt limit.
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The virtue signalling of carefully putting the bottles back in boxes really says everything you should already know
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Your god is just a building full of pedophiles
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If you see this absolute unit out there give him a thumbs up and keep your big fucking mouth shut
Colorado State Patrol has an arrest warrant out for a motorcyclist accused of driving from Garden of the Gods Rd to Denver in 20 minutes. Read more here:
🎥- CSP
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I think a metric shit ton of people would actually die if the internet was turned off for a year
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I don't do warning shots so after I put 2 in your chest and one in your head I would start looking to see if you had any friends that need to be put down as well.
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"It oNly woRks iF yOu gEt It"
Fucking clowns
Anti-vaxers are fucking scum. I cannot express the contempt I have for those fuckers.
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Nobody at all:
Libertarian party: that Argentinian guy seemed really popular, let's do the exact opposite and offer a fucking pedo
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My hill to die on. Outside of some severe diagnosis where the kid needs to stay home for their own health, homeschooling is only about parental control, manipulation, and abuse. If a parent tells me they homeschool I will assume they want to abuse their child w/o interference
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You know what’s funny?
This meme is from 2015 and most of you are only starting to get it
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This is so they can take on their enemies
Their enemies are you
The Prosper Police Department shows off their $689,000 multi-purpose vehicle at the annual Chrome and Coffee car show
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Cool story bra
I’m a pediatrician. Vehicles DO NOT kill more children than firearm injuries.
Only in America.
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It's about time god got involved in this
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This is fucking ridiculous even for government propaganda
If Ukraine 🇺🇦 falls:
The war will come to Europe 🇪🇺.
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You have more in common with the average Russian citizen than you do with the politicians who want to send your children to die in a war for their profits
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"If everyone followed the rules this would all be over"
No dipshit, it is precisely because almost everyone DOES follow the rules this will go on forever.
If almost no one followed the rules this shit would have never started and died quickly.
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If you’re an electrician you have to see this now because I did
JFC
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I’d like to point out that this abomination is somehow the best fastener head America could come up with.
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Never seen that fetal alcohol chick take out a pedo and communist in under an hour
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Fuck both those dirty fucking things
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Is anyone still retarded enough to believe the cops will side with the people when the government decides to finally stomp out the dying embers of the constitution?
#backtheblue
‘Vigilantes’ try to evict squatters at $1M Queens house after homeowner who confronted them is arrested in tense standoff
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People: oh god we have no water
God: ok here have water
People: oh god we built houses in stupid fucking places
Ellen DeGeneres on heavy rain in California: "We need to be nicer to Mother Nature because Mother Nature is not happy with us."
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Holy shit do I know it
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I am over 500 days sober and you couldn't pay me to take a drink again
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This is a an amazing meme
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Unless you are an elderly lady, pregnant or crippled get bent and be the marvel superhero you are
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No one would have ever imagined
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The absolute horrors she must have endured while her parents didn't care make this meme profound
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I think this means westerners have never been softer
Automated jar opener,
What do you think about this?
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Holy shit this is absurd
These items were found during a
#weaponSweep
near
#MackworthHouse
#AugustasSt
during
#OpSceptre
. Safely disposed and taken off the streets
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You think you hate cops
But you don't hate them enough
Cop arrests fire fighter in the middle of tending to a wounded civilian because fire truck was 1 mm over the line.
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I came across this picture on the internet and it haunts me thinking about the way the west used to be in just my lifetime
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Us country folk just can't comprehend the rich culture and cuisine of big city life
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Bears are frens
Cops are not
Would you rather be pulled over by a female cop or run into a bear in the woods?
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Goats on shrooms are the currency that scare the elites and bankers
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No on the planet could see this coming.
NO ONE
California just told everyone to not charge their electric cars due to power shortage.
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Bringing shrink wrap into the forest because there wasn't any plastics in that spot yet
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Why people believe this made up TV fantasy is beyond me.
You have the internet fucktard, use it before you spout out stupid shit
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The cops are there to protect the politicians from you
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@Jimmywonton2
@WriteInSatan
Don’t like the laws, take that up w/ the elected politicians you allowed to be there.
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*slaps big ass fender*
You can crush so many limp wristed commies with this bad boy
Saw this fucking monstrosity today. It can’t even fit in a parking space and its width barely fits in a lane but these fucking things are legal? The bumper bar is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen on a vehicle. Fuck off to every single wanker who needs this for their ego.
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Fuck you is what happened here
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Cool meme that pretends this shit is actually getting fixed now instead of all your money being laundered to kill people by child trafficking Satanists that want you dead to reduce the carbon
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Fucking poor people always the same
>Buys cigarettes
>Buys lunch at gas station
>Talks about buying milwaukee packout
>Bought heated jacket but no way to charge the battery
>Gambles at the slots at the bar "I make money at it"
Can't afford tires to get to work on Monday
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Today is my re-birthday because I am sober and alcohol free for 2 years.
If you are thinking about joining me, I hope my short FAQ style thread will at least make you think even if it doesn't help
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I am grateful he was fully vaccinated and fully boosted. I am feeling fine and doing well
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Remember that time an entire heavily armed police department let children down the hall be murdered for 70 minutes and the only thing they actually did was stop everyone from trying to save them
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