@EuropeanBob7 I work outdoors, BBC weather page is the most accurate. The only thing Apple got right today is that it’s fucking cold.

@monkey__nuts How much is a tablespoon of bleach?

@JohnDoe71397417 @mrbigg450 @Acyn

@mbpix_8 @PokeBadgers @Mofoman360 Flashing his cock, telling a woman he’d like to fuck her up her arse, you know, the kind of thing that would get you sacked from any other job, but if there’s one thing history teaches us is that if it’s someone’s favourite TV personality they’ll overlook anything they do.

@NILES100 @ayroned

Dennis is a weapons grade tit. #fourinabed

@NoContextBrits @JohnGornall9 What the Hull is this?!

@AlbyLad_ But definitely not before the end of this season, yeah?

Well that’s that ruined. #ginodecampo

@PaulJef35627500 @itvnews @GreggAWallace @Ginofantastico Yeah, bloody women, they should put up with that shit and shut the fuck up, eh?

I hope Alex takes his £5k and fucking legs it. #thechase

@Beckie_Miller_ Shit in a hole, shower with deodorant.

Hoping for a low offer of around the -£3500 mark tbh #thechase

@OwtsideTheBox @SaulStaniforth Thick as fucking shit.

@Danny_McMoomins George Woe-per more like.

@DaveJoh84805373 @MartinSLewis Have you seen his track record in business?

@wrong_kennedy The “For You” section resembles nothing about the people I follow or the content I look at but it’s rife with right wing shite, there is no algorithm, it’s a brainwash.

@nonamexray @MichaelSteele Mexican soldiers were also sent to the border whilst Biden was in office, but he didn’t tank the economy to achieve it, nor did he make himself and the entire US government like a bunch of clueless cunts on the world stage.

@LJ1101234 Ex Manchester United player.