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This one’s for you Curtis
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Took the cash 😂😂😂
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✅ That’ll do me. +£3,600
🐺
#WOLAVL
🦁
- Singles:
Targett (5.5)
Cash (5.5)
- Doubles:
Targett & Dendoncker (29)
Cash & Targett (29)
Cash & Dendoncker (29)
- Treble:
Dendocker, Cash & Targett (141)
💰 Bet365
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🏴 vs 🇧🇷
No Card in 'First card received' market @ 12/1
365 are dumb because No Card in the 1st player card market is 5/2
the FA would cream their pants if this game was cardless
Italy, Portugal & Spain's friendlies all ended without cheese as well over last 2 days
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✅ Palace +2 (1.84)
✅ Bet Builder (91.00)
Yeah I bottled it n cashed out with a few minutes to go
🚨 NINETY TO ONE WINNER ALERT! 🚨
Incredible work from
@JimmyThePunt
who tipped up Palace Double Chance and Guaita to be carded at an enormous 90/1 pre-match!
Along with landing his headline selection of Palace +2 Asian Handicap, it's a brilliant night for our man! 👏
#LIVCRY
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CHANCEEEEE 😂😂😂😂
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Fortunate, commentators described it as none sense& silliness but we’ll take it
✅ +13pts
🟨 71’ (time wasting)
🟨 78’ (time wasting)
🟨 90+3’ (time wasting)
🟨 87’ (time wasting)
🟨 80’ (time wasting)
Lee Nicholls is a shithouse & with
#htafc
a goal to the good, he’s about turn on the charm. Ward (ref) has booked him recently as well
1pt please bookkeep, 15.00 365
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Boring isn’t it? Picking the same few players to be carded every week.
Not for me. I like it.
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✅ Anytime Treble (14.88)
Some punts for the
#EFL
Cup, all with 365. Did not expect Dennis to start for Forest, same price as Surridge so certainly wouldn’t put any off but gotta stick with my boy
Braces & hattricks as Trixies, anytime a treble (0.4pts, 0.2pts & 0.1pts)
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Now the nervous wait to find out if we have a winner … 😳😨
🇹🇳 Aymen Dahmen
🇸🇦 Mohammed Al Owais
🇲🇽 Guillermo Ochoa
Keepers won MOTM 🏆 in 3/4 games yesterday. With the glut of penalties awarded cus of those stricter rules, there's every chance Keylor Navas shines in the next game v 🇪🇸
MOTM 50s, 0.2pts (bet365)
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✅✅✅
Gunna be a snooze fest, going to have my free £25 on 0-0 draw
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Bit early but busy this afternoon.
Booked in reverse, booked last game
Away from home, under lights no way they don’t shithouse a result again
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👇🏼🐐👇🏼🐐👇🏼🐐
Way he’s going about things I wouldn’t be surprised to see him sent off here. Two kick outs on Xhaka and Luiz and a couple of fouls first half. 66/1 at 365.
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✅ Rooney (11)
✅ Moore (5)
✅ Moore & Hazard (46)
+48.5pts 😂😂 would +75.5 if Willy hill let us do doubles
🟨 Player Cards:
- Adam Rooney (2pts)
- Moore (1.5pts)
Then had the doubles pictured (0.5pts on each)
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✅✅✅ INGERLUNNNNNNNNDDDD
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✅ Rooney 2 shots (EVS)
✅ Rooney 2 SoT (17)
✅ DCL Anytime (2.2)
✅ Man City 23 shots (14)
✅
#NEWBUR
Cards (3.5)
✅ AH Double (EVS)
✅ Kane Assist (8.5)
✅ Trossard 2 Shots (1.8)
✅ Berge 40 Passes (2.9)
✅ Berge 50 Passes (9)
✅ Arsenal 554.5 Passes (1.70)
£1,246.50 won
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✅ Sent off inside 2 minutes 😂😂😂😂
👹
#MUNSOU
🟨 Jankewitz Card
💰 BF/PP @ 5.5 (£25)
Crazy record in the EPL 2 think he’s played 22 & got 11 cards. Other bookies seemed clued up to him but betfair & paddy got him nice and long. Dean in charge as well
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Some night for cards:
✅ Thorsby (3.75)
✅ Thorsby 1st (14)
✅ Rooney (11)
✅ Moore (5)
✅ Moore & Hazard (46)
+59.6pts up I think
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Good evening. Just under £500 won.
✅ Card double (13.00)
✅ Dike Anytime (3.2)
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✅ Luis Alberto SoT (2.25)
✅ Luis Alberto 2 (8.00)
✅ Nkunku 2 Tackles (2.5)
✅ Nkunku 3 (5.75)
✅ Nkunku 4 (15)
💰 Todays P/L: +£778.63
Could’ve had it all with Nkunku attempting 6 tackles (was 125/1 🤮) & Over 1 Card each team DIDNT land even tho their was 6 cards...Oh well
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🇳🇴 HE’S NORWEGIAN
HE PLAYS FOR THE BLADES WITH JOHN EGAN
WERE PLAYING IN EUROPE NEXT SEASON
ITSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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✅✅ 5/1 winner anyone????
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✅✅ Vamosssss
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✅✅
🇮🇹 Lazio vs Verona
🟨 Akpa Akpro Booking
💰 BF @ 4.5 (Best Odds)
15 apps, 6 bookings. Only started 3, booked in all of those.
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✅ Illicic 2 Shots (2.50)
✅ Vazquez 2 Shots (3.75)
✅ Vazquez 3 Shots (11.00)
💰 Today’s P/L: £427.50
No dice on Jones booking or the double with Gigi getting pulled early but another very decent night!
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✅ Longstaff booked for a foul on Eze you can call me mystic Meg if you want.
🦅 Palace vs Newcastle
- Longstaff Card
- 365 @ 8.00
- Eze SoT, 2 SoT & WS MOTM
- BF/PP @ 2.1, 7.00 & 7.5
For same reasons I backed Lowton on Monday I’m tipping Longstaff card as he covers Eze. Booked 1/3 starts.
(1/2)
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Feel like this is perfectly plausible v his ex club & in a dog fight
2 very weird blokes the pair of them
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✅ Jones Card, I fucking love that it was kinda for a foul on Barnes as well masks me feel all warm inside
🦊
#LEILIV
🟨 Jones Card
💰 BF/PP @ 7.00 (£25)
The original angle was a Thiago card (pictured write up) but with him dropped & Jones’ big price for a card I couldnt resist.
If it wasn’t for max stakes I’d double him up with Amartey @ 50/1 with Betfair, who’s RCB vs Mane
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✅ That’ll do me
⚽️ GS Treble (Uni @ 85.47
🟨 Card Double (365 @ 26)
Few punts for tonight, all starting
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Listen if you want me to celebrate an 18.00 & 3.70 winner when my beloved united haven been battered n I’ve spent £400 following them to Wales then the smelly midlands then you are right. I am brilliant at betting & I hope you appreciate how good I am before I charge you
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✅ Didn’t think he’d pull it back
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Finally. I’ve swept the floor
- Solanke to score anytime: ✅
- Bournemouth to win to nil: ✅
- Solanke anytime, Bournemouth to win to nil and Dozzell card: ✅
IT'S A FULL HOUSE FOR
@JimmyThePunt
!! 🤩
18+ BeGambleAware
#QPRBOU
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📉 My longest runs without a winner this season:
27 days
22 days
26 days
Lot of people asking if I have a premium page & this is why I don’t. Love betting but not consistent enough to charge nor do I have enough of an edge, imagine paying and not having a winner all month 😂
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This is a massive price vs Barnes. More then half of his direct opps booked when he’s played LW.
💰 365 @ 9
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Feels good
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✅ Belgium 2.00
✅ Lukaku Anytime 2.38
✅ Lukaku Brace 11.00
Nice indeed lurkkkkkeyyyyyyy
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🐺
#WOLAVL
🦁
- Singles:
Targett (5.5)
Cash (5.5)
- Doubles:
Targett & Dendoncker (29)
Cash & Targett (29)
Cash & Dendoncker (29)
- Treble:
Dendocker, Cash & Targett (141)
💰 Bet365
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😂😂😂😂😂
Well that was quick, £10 all Im prepared to risk this early. Might go back in at HT
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✅
🇩🇪
#B04FCB
- Bailey 3 Shots
- BF/PP @ 2.2 (£50)
- Gnabry Booking
- WH @ 10.00
- Double
- BF @ 18
👇🏼 All explained here:
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The Greatest Player ever to exist passed this week, here’s of a list of likely players to score & pay homage to the 🐐: ⚽️ & 🟨
Pictured are my favourites, going to back those that start as singles as well.
Anyone got any fancies too add?
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Having heard the Harry/Meghan/Oprah interview described as being the biggest TV moment since the Moon Landing, what say you? What's the most amazing piece of TV between 1969 and 2021?
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Good couple of days for the boys at HQ. Not letting standards slip as we head into the festive period
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✅
Couple of punts I’ve done for
#FULMCI
with those bet credits I got back from Thursdays bet, fresh out of the personal collection
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✅ Things you love to see
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Nice
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There it is
✅ Richarlison (9/4)
✅ Longstaff (11/2)
✅ Watkins (11/8)
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✅ Barnsley Relegated (10/1)
Barnsley to go down? 👀👀
In our 𝙉𝙀𝙒 betting show, we went through our picks for relegation.
@JimmyThePunt
thinks Barnsley could be good value...
He explains why👇
#YouReds
#BarnsleyFC
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✅
Couple of fancies for
#TOTCRY
. Doherty does not look right in that flat back four & will have his work cut out vs Eze. Same thinking with Winks in the double, worth noting the pair have 8Y in limited game time this season. Best ref in league for cards as well
💰 PP @ 8 & 44s
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There it is
✅ 36/1
#EPL
goalscorer treble wins for +17pts profit, happy days
✅ Morris (5.5)
✅ Solanke (3.9)
Over to Isak for the 36/1 treble, he’s the shortest priced off them all….
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😇 GENERATIONAL WEALTH
Players:
- Alfie May (Charlton)
- Paul Mullin (Wrexham)
- Macaulay Langstaff (Notts County)
Bets (best odds):
- Anytime treble (365)
- Brace TRIXIE (Betfred, Sky Bet, 365)
- Hattrick TRIXIE (Sky Bet)
This is the weekend, I feel it...
🍀🍀🍀
Biggest worry about this bet will be getting the bookies to pay up
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Don’t worry about all the losers I’ve tipped past two days, gunna delete the tweets n pretend they never happened
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✅ Madden Card (7.00)
✅ Madden Goal & Card (27.31)
When your lucks in, it’s in 😂
BF/PP:
- Madden Card (1pt)
- Sarcevic Card (1.5pts)
- Card Double (0.5pts)
- Madden Goal & Card (0.5pts)
- Sarcevic Goal & Card (0.25pts)
- Both Goal & Card (0.1pts)
365:
- Sarcevic, Madden & Afolayan Cards (0.1pts)
WH:
- Madden, Rydel & Afolayan Cards (0.25pts)
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✅ Was 14/1 to be carded first as well
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So Sunday loads of
#EPL
games & looks like 3 are made for cards
Got a 15,833/1 Double TRIXIE in pipeline
1 ❤️ = 1 flaccid 🍆
Will reveal if I see enough porkswords
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Better late then never, World Cup P/L:
+62.78pts
+£3,139 (if 1pt = £50)
63.70% ROI
Ended posting positives returns for each of 4 companies I write for, plus the bets tweeted, & done a pie chart below as well
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Price went before I could post 😔 but I’m sure you can all take comfort in the fact that I won
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Well you never guess who’s gone & done it...
Another punt. Come on against Man Utd n looked solid & his performance vs Arsenal in the cup was the best I’ve seen him play since signing.
With no CM’s apart from Rodwell on the bench he should play last duration, think this will be a coming of age performance
💰 Betfair @ 41
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👀 Had a bit of success on the player card markets this weekend.
Got a 50/1 double lined up for tonight’s
#EFL
game, team news dependant...
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Demba Ba was the recipient of high praise last night for taking a stance but what’s his secret?
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✅ It’s pretttty sweet
Happy CB GS Day, these are with William Hill. 0.55pts on the Yankee & 0.1pts on the four fold
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✅ Vamossssss
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✅ Diallo
✅ Albrighton
2 down, 2 to go...
Stinks of cards this game, here’s my punt. Anyone got any fancies ?
💰 Bet365 @ 1400/1
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Nicholls: 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
Samba: 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
Martinez: 🟨🟨🟨
They’ve got 14 cards between them this season for just been shysters
I’ll be having 0.5pts on any of them if their sides go a goal to the good, had 0.2pts on the Trixie pictured to keep us going
💰 365
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In a bit of a rut recently & it’s no wonder why with the silly amount of bets I’m having. So for next few months it’s going to be:
- Less bets per week
- SMALLER stakes
- Update P/L weekly
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Can you tweet something like
Delighted to start working with
@Betfair
. I'll be doing a column looking for value on the
@BetfairExchange
during the Euro's hopefully win loads & loads of money
🚨 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎!
The signing of the summer:
@JimmyThePunt
🤝
Jimmy kicks off his Betting.Betfair column with 5 Euro 2024 ante-post picks:
Including a Player of the Tournament pick at 40/1...
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Really like the look of all the favs in championship this weekend
365 best way to go with early pay out & acca bonus (1pt)
Never this straightforward in Second Tier tho is it…
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🏴
#EPL
Card Double
🟨 Propper & Winks
💰 Bet365 @ 60.00
Recently, Kovetic, Kante, JWP, Romeo & Gallagher have all been booked vs City (5/7 CMs). Only Newcastle’s evaded a card which is hardly surprising given how deep they play.
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If games are on this weekend, to honour her majesty I’m going to do a centre back goalscorer Yankee
#itswhatshewouldhavewanted
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✅
Get Romero walking if you got any bottle
🟨🟥 Gallagher & Romero
- Yellow Double
- 1pt, 365
- Gallagher Red
- 0.2pts, William Hill
- Romero Red
- 0.4pts, Unibet & BetUk
- Red Double
- 365, 0.2pts
Gallagher looks like a man possessed recently, rare start & v ex-club
Romero purely a price play, 28s next best
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They don’t get it do they lol
The most pointless selection ever. Pickford to get booked and then over 0 cards 😂😂
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🟨 71’ (time wasting)
🟨 78’ (time wasting)
🟨 90+3’ (time wasting)
🟨 87’ (time wasting)
🟨 80’ (time wasting)
Lee Nicholls is a shithouse & with
#htafc
a goal to the good, he’s about turn on the charm. Ward (ref) has booked him recently as well
1pt please bookkeep, 15.00 365
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Recent booking singles:
✅ Cristante (4)
✅ Mount (5.5)
❌ Walker (6)
✅ Racic (4.2)
✅ Simpson (6.5)
❌ Pedraza (5)
❌ McTom (6)
❌ Walker (6.5)
✅ Riedewald (7)
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Couple of punts I’ve done for
#FULMCI
with those bet credits I got back from Thursdays bet, fresh out of the personal collection
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