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@JimmyDunks
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1 year
@bobclendenin @liz_churchill8 Her eyes are in the middle of her face, it’s weird.
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@based_shesty Not a single one of those 5 players are over the age of 24 and they just made the defending champions look silly. Those kids man………
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@edmontonpolice This is a massive ball drop by a lot of parties and exposed a lot of holes in the system. The school, the police, border security. I hope this leads to necessary changes, especially at the border.
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@JimmyDunks
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@FOS Imagine coming from juniors, 10,000 fans a night, to being drafted into the “big leagues”, to play in front of half the people. What a joke.
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@JimmyDunks
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@Harjas_Grewal @itsWozzz “Be happy another culture embraced you”? Wow. What an arrogant comment.
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@JimmyDunks
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@nuuuuuuuge Imagine not realizing how many eastern conference players that would get over 100 points playing in the pacific division. Lottery teams, every night, amazing.
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3 years
@Hockey_Robinson He will be selected by the @BuffaloSabres 1st overall and proceed to have 0 goals and a drinking problem after his first 50 games.
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@JimmyDunks
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3 years
@iancmclaren NHL - “We want to grow our brand” ...... *Proceeds to blackout fans*
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2 years
@spittinchiclets 50 in 39. Like the first 39. Not 39 random games Leaf fans chose. That record will never be touched.
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@PierreVLeBrun @AdamZHerman That’s a very French thing to say. “You have to bow to my beliefs but I won’t respect yours” You must be fun at parties Pierre.
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@TMZ Dana White hits women, not surprised
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@KathieSchutzen1 @CollinRugg If there’s 1000 he will likely think he’s at a birthday party and find a young girls hair to smell.
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@JimmyDunks
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2 years
@LasVegasLocally America is neat. You all don’t find it weird that you’re the only country with running water that has these issues? No, it’s definitely not the ability to buy guns 🙄
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@TMZ Imagine going through life always blaming others?
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@UberFacts A Nigerian Prince emails me monthly regarding some amazing investment opportunities.
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@JFreshHockey I had them all but Winnipeg. Didn’t realize Helle was taking the week off.
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@JimmyDunks
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7 years
@viallnicholas28 "When did you know he was the one!?" -When Peter said no. LOL
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@spittinchiclets It’s simple. Drive away quickly, park somewhere else far away. Come back, use your key to leave a large scratch on their vehicle. They won’t do it again and you just made the world a better place by educating them on what happens when you mess with strangers.
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2 years
@TOSportsAdam @PuckReportNHL No, but he’d show up as the other teams replacement and shutout the Leafs.
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3 years
@TonyBrarOTV Part of the continuing Covid struggles may be in part due to the fact that Connor doesn’t know how masks work.
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@DrEvilGritty Chicago - We can’t wear pride jerseys but our coaches enjoy gay sex with our players.
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@JacobsVegasLife Caesars and it’s not even close. They got some smart kids in a room and built a maze. I’ve been there 100 times, stone cold sober, always get lost.
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@JimmyDunks
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4 years
@CMOH_Alberta @doniveson when we all get back to normal please change the name of Corona Station to Dr. Hinshaw Station. Thanks.
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2 years
@mikecommito @NotThrashers Since that day, although they haven’t played a single game, they have won the same number of playoff series as the @MapleLeafs
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@aube_kursk Cool. Maybe fire your agent.
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@Dreamer_Aliu78 You’re 100% right!!!! Now, lets talk about stuff you did when you were 14 Akim.
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@johnscott_32 Any team that’s not in the Atlantic. Not hard to be 37-5 when you play BUF/OTT/MTL/FLA every second night.
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@mikeFAIL It’s just a law when your brother pushes you down it’s a nut shot. Nothing new here.
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@UberFacts That Trump was right about the media. I laughed at him but, years later, it turns out he was right.
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@OTerrifying Burned for hours yet didn’t collapse 🤔
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3 years
@reporterchris @JFreshHockey I’m convinced and will continue to share that Kyle Dubas has no clue how salary cap works.
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4 years
@BizNasty2point0 Let’s check the list. Better than VAN? No. Better than CGY? No. Better than EDM? No. Better than WPG? No. Better than MTL? Maybe? Better than OTT? Yes. Going to be a tough adjustment not getting to play BUF / DET / OTT every second game, book it.
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2 years
@OJauhal @Apple Well, it’s takes awhile to get there because flying isn’t an option.
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@spittinchiclets Alan should be fired for booking his client with Air Canada, a simple google search would have prevented all of this from happening.
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@AB_MD_WarRoom Doug from Medicine Hat had to order skip the dishes, worse then the holocaust. So he put a swastika on his Canadian flag to protest.
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@JyotiGondek @ShayeGanam So much easier just to say “I love Hamas”.
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2 years
@cspotweet Ukrainian Christmas finally getting the respect it deserves
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@yegwave They all have something in common, can’t quite put my finger on it.
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1 year
@NathanGraviteh Arizona plays in a gymnasium, Jets aren’t going anywhere.
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4 years
Well, safe to say no one in Alberta will ever use @SolutionsAscend for a IT provider for anything ever. #oilers5050
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@cspotweet *Looks at data for kids under 5* More likely to be stuck by lightning. We are good.
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@TMZ What did one rapist say to the other rapist?
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@crazyclipsonly Which is amazing because he was doing it wrong
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@OvOBrezzzy I bet every time he asks her want she wants for supper and she says “Five Guys” he will always think of this.
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@UberFacts Kirk Cameron was sadly left behind.
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@wonderofscience That’s Tatooine. You know it, I know it.
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@reporterchris Ho-Sang’s career will always serve as a warning to young skilled players, you’re never bigger than the game.
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2 years
@castlebrook29 @drdagly Dedicated service? He got paid, he got paid well. It’s not like he volunteered.
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@drdagly I’m don’t blame you, if I was in the public sector I’d feel the same way. Just like I’m sure you understand that a NDP government would spend 4 years eliminating private sector jobs and destroy my industry.
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@CF_DepthCharts This is Joe Thornton’s fault
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@RMSGarey @GuyDealership 19k over 50k meanwhile the guy who’s selling $10 floor mats for $395 laughed.
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@JyotiGondek It’s going to be so hard for you to continue to destroy Calgary businesses if they lift restrictions. You’re to have to do something different like municipal carbon tax or some other nonsensical idea you have to cripple the economy.
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@RachelEReilly @Hyatt 230,000 people about to watch what @Hyatt does next.
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@BillTouspille Imagine working with a guy who’s never won anything trying to tell people how to win?
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@FriedgeHNIC Hmmmm. Hard to pull off fancy moves laying on your back apparently.
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@cellarette @bobclendenin @liz_churchill8 That’s a 10in forehead, absolutely a birth defect, you lie.
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1 year
@edmontonpolice Edmonton City Council: “Why don’t more people use the LRT?” Mind blowing how disconnected they are from reality.
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2 years
@grantfuhr Don’t even reply Grant, you’re a GOAT, nothing to prove and I don’t even like the Oilers.
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@FriedgeHNIC OTT has been at 50% capacity for years, they’re good.
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@yegwave NDP groomer outrage in 3…..2…….1……
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@edmontonpolice Nobody with a steady income in Edmonton goes downtown, no worries.
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@ryanwhitney6 Keith Yandle was drafted in the 2005 entry draft. He has signed 5 contracts worth a total value of $76,550,000. I’m actually offended that his sister has a GoFundMe. 76 million. Hope Owen recovers soon but saying he needs financial help is insulting. This kid doesn’t need money.
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@mirtle All they needed was to play Vancouver, Calgary and Ottawa 30 times, who knew?
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@ARHockeyStats @kamil_schreiber Ken Holland calling Coyotes GM right now looking to add him to his team.
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@TysonApostol Remember when Hatch said “Screw it, I’m not paying tax”? That was funny.
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@mnwildPR Any rank “in wild history” is like being the coolest kid on the short bus.
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@NHLGIFs @jackeichel This guy deserves to be happy and I don’t care who doesn’t want to hear that.
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@UberFacts I’ve tried to watch this movie 3 times. First time I fell asleep. Second time I got up to vacuum because I noticed crumbs on the floor. The third and final time I started to get caught up on laundry 30 minutes in. This is the most boring movie ever made.
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@AB_EmergAlert Everyone in Calgary under 25 right now:
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@timandfriends It’s an easy fix. On Wednesday you don’t touch Wilson. On Wednesday you wait till Carlson, Backstrom or even Ovechkin is in a vulnerable position and you take them out, for the rest of the season. It’s turns Wilson’s teammates on him, that’s how it’s taken care of.
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@oilersdailyy With 2 good players. Well done Kenny.
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@JFreshHockey Player Assistance Program = Soon to be on Oilers or Habs
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@CalgaryPolice Time to close the blinds, shut the door and have a chat.
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@lukefoxjukebox Girlfriend won’t let him leave town since discovering his other girlfriends who live in other towns.
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@JanisIrwin @RachelNotley New Canadians and people over 65 is your crowd, so everyone who wants free money knowing that you will throw us into debt for 100 years to give it to them.
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@mikemorrealeNHL He could sit on that bike, spark a dart and flip off the crowd, he’s still going 1st overall.
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@yegwave I hope they brought more social workers to investigate
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2 years
@AppleTVPlus Sorry @AppleTVPlus , be better. No one should be supporting people like that, he’s a horrible person. You releasing Bill Cosby movies produced by Harvey Weinstein next?
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2 years
@dalter Even their media team underperforms in the playoffs.
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@LasVegasLocally What every other civilized country does and what you’re not willing to do. So, “thoughts and prayers”.
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@PuckReportNHL Marty cracking the top 5 in 2 seasons is hilarious.
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@nenshi Sorry to anyone who deaf or has profound hearing loss that depends on lip reading, @nenshi just turned your world off to save us from the disease that 0.02% of people catch and less they 1% die from. Next he will likely outlaw driving because 0.2% of drivers die in collisions.
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@viallnicholas28 When you're the only one racing, you're the only one who can win!! Wooooo!! De-fault de-fault de-fault!!!
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@JanisIrwin If I was on Jagmeet’s team like you I’d be worried too. It won’t be so easy for Jagmeet and Justin to push your agenda on Albertans.
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@Ieafsupdates Toronto winning the Cup with no goalie, no defence, and 3 good forwards? Best of luck to you.
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People fly to Florida, meet @JustinSCARRED . I flew to California, met @thetimtracker and @TheJennTracker . Weeeeeiiiiiiirrrrrrd!!!!!!
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@z56cjt @Sid_Seixeiro You’re right, it’s 99.8%
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@thegoldenmuzzy Despite this, Oilers are barely in the playoffs, what a waste.
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@AmarjeetSohiYEG “Our diversity is our strength” remains the motto as you drive the city into a hole that will take 20 years to get out of.
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@JFreshHockey Unvaccinated people protesting outside a hospital where people are fighting to save unvaccinated people. Ironic.
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Kind of wish Boba was with them so Luke could have come in and after a minute of awkwardness ask Boba “so...... we cool now?” @themandalorian @disneyplus #mandalorianfinale
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@Bouch4Norris_ 😂 And Nurse should be considered for Norris. 😂 Oiler fans are the best.
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@Kinger999 He was days away from being bought out and available for free yet old Kenny traded prospects for him anyways and retained all of his bad contract. Heard last week on 32 Thoughts an anonymous GM talked about how the other GM’s laughed pretty hard at that one.
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@Account4hockey Their 3 worst contracts are untouchable? I think it’s pretty obvious no other team would want those on their cap.
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@RachelNotley Not enough to cover the Carbon Tax you supported.
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@UberFacts That’s 6 Dad’s who didn’t watch their daughters 😂
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@BR_OpenIce Win a Cup
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@yegwave Somalian Disneyland.
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@vegasstarfish I just say “I live here” and it ends there.
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