Jumpman 🐻⛓
@JhonnyJumpman
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Ontario, Canada
Joined January 2012
"what will ur kids think of that tattoo?". my kids won't give 2 shits cause I'm not gonna raise them to be judgmental assholes like u.
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"Women are suppose to be beautiful and hard to catch, like butterflies. But most of y'all are like Mosquitos, annoying and easy to smash".
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man fuck presents. the only gift i would love to see is my family & friends alive, happy, healthy and wealthy.
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Girls wearing yoga pants but can't even touch their toes.
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it's not real until they show you off on their snapchat bc that's where all the hoes @.
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My mom was the type to say she was counting to ten and then beat my ass on three.
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having a gf/bf who motivates & believes in you can change your life man.
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"I cut people off quick"."I have a small circle"."I dont trust anyone"."Everyone's a snake"."I always fake a smile" http://t.co/w4wpfEmyjR.
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Most problems can be solved with turning your phone off and the music louder 🎧🎶.
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Cult like meme coins will be the biggest ROI in 2025. Murad said it best, invest in the community & schizos who believe in the common goal. Higher. I’m betting big on $blep, 100b super meme mindshare. Base will see 10x more volume than it did early 2024, and retail will flow
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If I take you on a date & you're texting another guy or guys, they can come pay for your dinner😌.
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If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy & hodl 1,000,000+ $Blep. Go into debt if you have to.
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Growing up sucks cause you realize $1000 isn't a lot of money.
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Girl your body is a problem, they call me the problem solver🔩.
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Crazy how quick things go from being all good to being all fucked up.
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No matter how big your house is, how recent your car is, or how big your bank account is. Our graves will be the same size. #stayhumble.
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Copium or the easiest trade this month? Just gotta $wait and see . $ski $chillguy $shrimp $apple $n2
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find someone who will be there for you at 3 am when you're falling apart, but also at 4 pm when you love life and they make you love it more.
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Hate when you push on a pull door and someone goes "it's pull." Like oh no shit fam I was gonna try and lift next.
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if you aren’t contributing to my bank account or my happiness you don’t matter.
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i really want a girl that's down to let me take pictures of her 24/7 and go on constant adventures.
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if we ain't on good terms by 11:59pm tonight, you getting left in 2016.
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Day 11 of reminding you $blep is going to 1b+
The next 100x ticker is $blep. 130k mc.
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Stop hitting them up first and watch y'all never talk again 😴.
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Don't waste your time on people who don't look at you the same way you look at them.
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i get so excited when i can't remember the name of someone i went to highschool with, its like i'm one step closer to being fully cleansed.
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People who actually know me, know my family and I came from legit NOTHING. To see how far i've come, hell yeah I'll flex.
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The first time I got 100 RT's my mom asked me to wash the dishes and I told her to hire a maid cause we don't gotta live like this no more.
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Can't wait till summer with all the road trips and spontaneous adventures 📸.
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Get yourself someone that notices & appreciates the small details.
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If she doesn't text you when she's drunk, you're not the one☝️.
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if i spend money on u, it's not bc i want u to like me or to know i got it like that, it's bc i think u deserve it & that i got u like that.
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2017 already started off with such good news and job opportunities!! So much excitement with no one to tell really sucks lol.
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I love being outside and exploring, the world is HUGEEE I wanna see it all 🌏✈️.
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It's all about the first person you wanna tell good news to.
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If we can't vibe to the same music, we not gonna work out fam.
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The reason guys don't want their girls texting other dudes has nothing to do with trusting her. We don't trust other guys.
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You never know when yours or someone's last day on Earth will be. Appreciate those around you & tell them that you love them. .
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The best gift you could give her is a lifetime of adventures ✈️.
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Kathleen can't sleep without having at least one body part touching me at all times and it's so cute.
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If you have a good girl treat her right. She's always worth putting in extra effort. It's much worse when she's gone I promise.
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watching my parents getting older and just praying to God that I make something out of myself before they leave this earth.
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Become so financially secure that you forget that it's payday . .
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remember when you first started driving and everything was scary. now you're going 80 in a 50, eating some food, driving with your knees.
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I've accomplished so much in the past year and I'm proud. Professional job, Benz, house, dream girl. God is great, only up from here 💰.
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Having connections and knowing the right people is a major key💰💸.
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