Jesse Lopez
@Jesse_L_Lopez
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Someone I haven’t spoken to in years is in prison and saw me on Survivor. Now he watches every week in his cell, and has “the felons rooting for me”.
This stirs up a ton of feelings (good & bad), but reminds me how lucky I am to be where I’m at and have my story shared.
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When they go low, we go high. All ❤️ everywhere. Peace.
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The vibes at work today were your typical “sorry you just lost Survivor because you can’t win a challenge, but glad you’re staying here” kinda vibes.
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I feel like I’ve earned the right to stop playing it cool on here, so:
I’M IN THE FINAL SIX OF
#SURVIVOR
!!! IT FEELS SO SURREAL! I’M SO READY FOR TONIGHTS EPISODE!
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At this point someone needs to write a dissertation on whether or not I’m a villain.
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I was in genuine shock when I heard from
@Sia
and spent the day pacing in disbelief. She is so incredibly kind for this gift, but her words meant so much to me. I played with my heart and for Sia to connect with me (and enjoy my moves!), it’s so surreal. Thank you forever
@Sia
!!
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Family members during the holidays: “The weather is so nice, we should make a fire.”
Me:
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I think about this daily - Sia’s gift was life changing. She gave my family a safety net and peace of mind that I never thought I’d have. I’m forever grateful.
(Confession: I did use some of it to splurge on a Fortnite battle pass at one point)
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Mike White is building to a White Lotus: All Stars, right?
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My wife has not been this upset over someone’s boot since she found out I lost fire. I’m gonna need Emily to have her Cameo set up by Christmas.
#Survivor45
#Survivor
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Weirdest part of this experience is being described as smug, arrogant, overconfident, etc.
Is that even possible when I’ve spent my entire adult life in a state of self doubt wrestling with imposter syndrome?? 😂 😂
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Rewatched last nights episode of
@survivorcbs
on
@paramountplus
and got this screen after the credits. The editors are wild this season.
#Survivor
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And the whole world cheered.
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In the midst of 43 being outbid on Survivor torches, the hunt for the buyers, the screenshotted conversations, I’d like to send a clear message to whoever bought mine:
Want to buy my hoodie too? I’ll sign it.
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CHILLS WRITING THIS: I’m on season 43 of
#Survivor
!
From a kid sitting in juvenile hall to sitting in Fiji with a PhD competing on
#Survivor43
.
I hope you’ll join me on this crazy journey! Watch me on the premiere of
@survivorcbs
on September 21st on
@CBS
!
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Narrator: They did not play it cool.
Alright, everybody, let’s just play it cool. Don’t get weird. Act normal.
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Dee is killing it. If she wins, she played the most dominant winning game of the new era (and honestly probably beyond that). If she loses - she’s still the most dominant player in the new era.
Super impressive.
#Survivor
#Survivor45
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Jake: Have you heard my Tony impression?
Jeff: No
*Jake starts speaking llama*
#Survivor
#Survivor45
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My son thinks SZA was the one that gave me 100k after Survivor. 😂
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Halloweentown > Hocus Pocus
Don’t @ me.
(Seriously don’t, I’m conflict-avoidant)
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I don’t even celebrate this holiday, but I’m waking up so thankful my son penned the title of last nights episode of
#Survivor
.
#GetThatMoneyBaby
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Always ask for your idol back immediately after the tribal you gave it to someone to hold.
#Survivor
#Survivor45
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My favorite 44 confessional:
“I found an immunity idol, planted a fake immunity idol. I’ve planned a successful blindside. So they better watch out for me at the merge because I will make the merge”. Followed by a delayed
@carolynwiger
scream.
So badass, and so Carolyn.
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I can’t help but feel like this vote would be more interesting if people didn’t lose their votes because of a challenge. 🤷🏻♂️
#Survivor
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Once Q is on Cameo, I’m gonna get one every time I need to tell someone they made a mistake.
#Survivor46
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Alright, everybody, let’s just play it cool. Don’t get weird. Act normal.
Tom Holland is in his "Survivor" era and I relate...
Watch Tom Holland answer MORE questions on BuzzFeed Celeb! Out now:
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Life update, they weren’t kidding:
Family members during the holidays: “The weather is so nice, we should make a fire.”
Me:
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Cody and I are on FaceTime right now commencing a prayer circle for Kaleb.
#Survivor
#Survivor45
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Let’s not forget that Carolyn had a literal mace growing up. She’s used to the castle life.
#TheTraitorsUS
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I feel like someone else should tell Cody that his vote off episode was the one submitted for Outstanding Picture Editing. It might land poorly coming from me.
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Still think we should have named the merge tribe after my cat, Karl.
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My son was screaming “they have your head on a stick!” 😂
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Sad music playing while the other two tribes win, Lulu is the main character of the season!
#Survivor
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The Lopez household is in shambles tonight. Don’t speak to us.
#Survivor45
#Survivor
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Too easy.
#Survivor46
“In order to gain an advantage you need to place these new era
#Survivor
seasons in order”
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My son spent DAYS in a cube - competing for 500k in a
@mrbeast
challenge! The video is out now - go watch and find out if he did what I couldn’t do on
#Survivor
- win!
Let’s go number 10!!!!
#MrBeast
Go watch my new video to see a 1 year old and a 100 year old compete for $500,000 lol
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What if I told you I’ve been in dark mode the whole time, and didn’t realize the BLUE checkmark discussion was literal.
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My dream was to play Survivor. Now my dream is to play Survivor with
@KingGeorge2200
.
#SurvivorAU
#survivor
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That time I was walking by and
@carolynwiger
pulled me into a pic with someone who asked her for a selfie. If you know the person on the right tag them. 😂 😂
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“Then I looked in the camera and said I have the real bullets!”
“I did the same thing before they sent me to juvie!”
Merge conversations on
#Survivor43
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My kids: Can we bake cookies?
Me: Yes, but I get to pick the recipe.
The recipe:
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*me walking my dog*
My neighbor across the street: “HEY! NICE JOB FALLING OUT THAT BOAT!”
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Me in every Survivor 50 group chat created this morning:
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This is still purely a
@carolynwiger
stan account. Might change my profile pic just to prove it.
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Does anybody have an idol I can hold?
Survivor 50 will feature returning players, host Jeff Probst confirms in an Instagram video.
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Me on national TV: “I don’t have very many friends. I don’t really get invited to parties.”
Me with friends watching me on national TV:
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The weird part about playing Survivor and not putting much value on material things that came from it - is that I’ll be cleaning my house and find my shot in the dark between the couch cushions. Or the “you lost your vote” parchment behind my dresser. Such an odd experience.
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*me tweeting about Fortnite, not trashing anybody, at peace with 2022 as I rescue a lost child’s kitten from a tree*
Meanwhile on Reddit:
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I’m on Cameo! If you need to apologize to a friend for stealing their idol, I’m your guy!
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❤️ ❤️And no, I did not steal the bracelet. ❤️
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A PSA to current & future
#Survivor
players: the hate messages don’t ever fully stop - but they do get funnier.
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Yes, more Tweets about
@MrBeast
because I am so PROUD of my son for having NO quit, OUTLASTING adults, and (as
@JeffProbst
says) going full tilt boogie.
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Nobody ever cheered for me when opening a coconut - but I also never opened a coconut. 😬
#Survivor
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Kaleb’s shot in the dark just led to the biggest moment in the new era of
#Survivor
🤯
Mine is in my kid’s toy box. I need to put some respect on it.
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Ahhhhhhhhh! Something something about a bunny in a mailbox. Idc, I met
@maryanneoketch
. Ahhhhh!
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Too many people text me asking if this really happened. It did. The Avengers theme song even played in the background.
Rewatched last nights episode of
@survivorcbs
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@paramountplus
and got this screen after the credits. The editors are wild this season.
#Survivor
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#Survivor46
finale prediction: The jury gets to have dollar store water guns at the final 4 fire-making challenge.
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Funny story: I met Natalie at the 43 finale. Hit her with a very original joke asking if I can have her jacket. She looks at me and says “Your friends are sitting on it”. I look over and my friends had definitely sat on Natalie’s jacket. 😱 😳 😳
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Sami:“Bro, I can teach you how to griddy and all about
@MrBeast
and
@KarlJacobs_
.”
Me:“You’re pretty hip for a 22 year old.”
We might do a TikTok dance tomorrow night on
#Survivor43
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Jump scare! Happy Halloween everyone!
what if i said hes the most overrated survivor player of all time
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Hear me out, but we need a “Restore a Vote Sacrificed To Strengthen An Idol” Nullifier.
#Survivor45
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#SurvivorAU
has me missing two tribe format! Three tribes feels very tired in the U.S. - I also think you get more fluid and fun gameplay when there are more variables in the mix.
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Thinking about streaming my Fortnite endeavors. 🤔
For reference, my skill set is as follows: Survivor strategy > Fortnite > Firemaking & Challenges
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I I haven’t watched
#Survivor
because work. Quick, give me no context spoilers on the episode. 👀
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