@ImaBihh
Girl my mama would do this and then she’d also pull the stove away from the wall to clean behind it, until the day she pulled it too far, snapped the gas line and started a fire in the kitchen 😕
@Pete_3000
Mine will be randomly saying “I’m married” whether it goes with the conversation or not.
“Ma’am, would you like your receipt”
Me: “No, I’m married.”
@citystarking_
Social media has many people from all age groups wanting to leap of a cliff because their life isn’t in alignment with superficial societal standards of success and it’s timeline.
Live your life your way and at your pace.
@only1samantha1
I’m courteous. I’ll unfollow a person and then hit the “remove follower” so that they are no longer following me because it’s only right.
@OhFatMia1
@ImaBihh
Girl then we had to try to get everyone out of the building, including my grandma whose wheelchair may or may not have smooth slipped down a few stairs in the midst of the chaos🙈
@Platini_954
You would have thought I knew Nancy personally because I wanted to hit tonya in the esophagus a good once or thrice for her pulling that BS.
@dariusthedonn
“Mind you” is the best insert to give someone the build up/background/additional info that’s pertinent to the story. So that the recipient can get the full impact, understanding and wtf-ness ... it’s important 😂
@NatGotti
😂 I love old people. I remember being a teenage and had to show my mom how to use the atm machine. First prompt is “swipe card”... my mother swipes her debit card across the whole screen like a windshield wiper. I never let her go back again😩🤦🏾♀️
@_illxxst
🤣🤣🤣 If the person asked my permission to propose on my wedding day. I could give it a pass. I don’t mind sharing the joy..
But don’t just assume and pop the question at my ceremony or reception. I’ll have them escorted out. Lol
@TrackModeDon
@hereforbooney
Same. All notifications are off. Phone on silent 24/7. Keypad silent. No vibrate.
If there’s an emergency, don’t call me. Call 911.
@TlPSYONCE
Man, if I could sing like this I’d be walking around singing directions off of food packages just because I could.
Have everybody wanting to make hood ramen 🍜
@COURgasm
That’s because it sounds better than, “that don’t sound like the move at all, but do you”... lol
We need you to know. I ain’t for it, but I ain’t judging. Lol
I adore Andre Holland, but if you’re my husband and I intentionally left a chick off our parties guest list and you invite her anyway…… have your will in order.
#PassingNetflix
@Indeskribeabul
🤣🤣 I really tried to watch this movie and I just couldn’t.
I can’t tolerate continuous bickering in real life or on film.
I cut both off immediately. I will not be subjected to that kind of dysfunction.
Yo
@instagram
it’s y’all turn. I know y’all getting our reports of harassment and bullying posts from Talib kweli toward
@moneyymaya
... hea br harassing her for over a month and daily on y’all platform. Do something about it.
Twitter permanently banned Talib Kweli after he reportedly spent pretty much the entire month of July leveling a targeted harassment campaign at a 24-year-old student and activist named Maya Moody.
@xoNigeria
This is tough because vocally I think Faith would win, but going solely on hits I definitely think Mary has more hits in the bag.
I love them both tho.
@JerLisa_Nicole
I still love that show. Entire cast was 🔥. Van and Barbara Jean kept me cackling and I love how Kira was always locked and loaded to make somebody feel stupid. 😩😂
@ChillOutACE_
I’ve had my fair share of liver cheese and hog head cheese with saltines. My parents are from Arkansas and Mississippi. This was our lunchable or snack lol
@moodiealliya
@citystarking_
Facts... I can’t stand that. The elitism and air of superiority that some people who are more privileged can have toward those who aren’t as fortunate.