RT @AlanMCole: I don't mind cutting USAID significantly, but - focus on it is a missed opportunity to look for more impactful fiscal prude…

RT @Brian_Riedl: It is absolutely a constitutional crisis. The president has zero legal authority to "shut down," defund, or otherwise crip…

@jarvis_best Why isn’t Mater crashing through a folding table?

@DKThomp Defense wins championships, Derek.

@senatorshoshana It might have been the contaminated drinking water

@invcondemnation And besides any causation, it’s clear that the laws would have been a massive hinderance to recovery, or else the Governor wouldn’t have suspended them.

@ArthurBoreman It’s makes as much sense as the “planes can’t hold enough fuel” conspiracy theory.

@Philip_Huff No but it has a Darth Vader gargoyle so why wouldn’t you have your funeral there?

@TimothySandefur It’s much more likely that the Coastal Commission fines these homeowners for polluting the ocean.

@kevinbaum013 Blast all the vegetation so the fire doesn’t have fuel, duh.

@senatorshoshana 23 hours a day?

So I guess we’re bringing manifest destiny back?

@breathtkinan Where do you land on bisques?

@senatorshoshana Time for a better mattress.

@ckieser13 I don’t know much about New York, but it seems like you can walk 18 blocks to see your kids.

@kevinbaum013 How is “our prayers are with the victims of the tragedy, let’s all work towards a better world” a woke, DEI message?

@scottlincicome @SouthwestAir You know who can’t have a craft beer or go on a Southwest flight because of President Carter (thankfully)? Guinea Worms.

@wrdcsc @elonmusk Apple News+ is exactly like this.

@adam_shniderman Indeed, Justice Jackson wears an Apple Watch during oral arguments.

@kevinbaum013 Immigration is the whole idea behind this county and what makes it great.