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Former Jarhead - You've been warned... https://t.co/G4i1NOkPen

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Remember 2 things when you’re on this page: 1. They’re only jokes. 2. No one gives a fuck about your feelings.
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Some of you act as if your family tree is a wreath.
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RT @deanda_min3: all these emotions make me wanna fart
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RT @emily_tweets: Coffee, open road and The Clash
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RT @emily_tweets: When I get filthy rich I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags
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RT @RachieRach429: It’s the weekend now so take off your pants
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RT @blonde_opinion: I blocked all the porn accounts here but yours
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RT @emily_tweets: One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool
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RT @mistrustme1: “I’m off to rustle up eggs for strawberry cupcakes, wish me luck” a sentence I never thought I’d say
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RT @turtledumplin: 16 texted me that he’s in the bathroom and he needs toilet paper. I’m not even home 😂 told him he’ll have to wait till…
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RT @emily_tweets: I just hope both teams lose
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@ThexyBeatht_2 Good for You Friend. Congratulations
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@BasicallySj Absolutely. Great Pic.
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@ByBellaArtist Yes. Great Pics.
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RT @emily_tweets: Y’all have approximately 1 week to woo me for Valentine’s Day
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@deanda_min3 Good Practice. Great Pic.
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@Nurse_K_ Great Pic.
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@Jane_Doe82 Beautiful. Great Pic.
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