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One of the sports minds of the 21st century | Lightning, Rays, Braves, Falcons, and UGA | 🇺🇸💙💜🩷
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Joined July 2020
The masculine urge to run for office just to get to do this in the Congressional baseball game
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Yankee fans when Jazz Chisholm has one hit and 2 errors in the ALDS
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For every 5 likes, I’ll name a player better than Brady Tkachuk
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@Equinox_PG @briantheruller In the American public education system, every student has to memorize a number that’s assigned to them in order to access pretty much any resource at the school. Most notably, school lunch, hence the “lunch number” moniker.
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The narrative that the Vegas Golden Knights were a great team straight from the expansion draft is one of the biggest pieces of revisionist history in sports.
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@theriddlersdear @NotEmoAmelia You should. Obesity related complications inflate healthcare costs by billions every year.
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@TeaPainUSA @FirearmsRetro Both are wrong. He shouldn’t have been there, but that doesn’t void his right to protect himself in a situation where he could die.
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@CodifyBaseball people forget this 97 year old NYC diner still serves its coke the old fashioned way.
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Jose Siri if you could convince him that 29 MLB teams are the Oakland Athletics
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THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN CAFFEINE MIXED WITH ALCOHOL IS THE CLEANSING LIGHT OF OUR GLORIOUS SKYRAY
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Indiana football fans didn’t exist before this year and they already feel entitled to a playoff berth after beating 1 (ONE) team over .500.
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@GinoHard_ @Real_Max_Miller That’s the mentality you need to be the goalie for a historically bad team.
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@runwriteAarif Cale Makar in a critical Game 7:. 0 goals 🔥 🔥 .0 assists 🥵🥵.0 points 💯💯.Minus 1 😈😈.2 rosy cheeks 😤😤. Best defenseman of our generation🥶🥶🥶.
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Hockey Twitter coming together to shit on Valeri Nichushkin again
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@spittinchiclets Earlier today, we posted a tweet about NHL legend Mike Bossy that was based on false information. We apologize to anyone who was affected by this error as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, and that will make it a 4-0 ballgame.
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@OilyBigDog Dude was 4th in high danger chances in the entire league and only managed 23 goals. He’s the Carolina Hurricanes offensive philosophy personified.
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@NG3400 about the ben tweet: it was severely out of line and i sincerely apologize for it. there is no excuse for it. i’ll be taking a break from twitter as there’s a drive into left field by Castellanos. It will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame.
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This u?
It’s insane a team that housed a pedo for so long just keeps getting these good breaks. Insane man.
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@WigginsWick22 @brndxix Very briefly but they were never taken seriously because the “evidence” was obviously manufactured.
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Cale Makar in the most important game of the season. • 0 goals.• 0 assists.• -1.• 0 blocks.• -0.172 goals above expected.• 1 defensive zone giveaway. And people still think he is better than Nick Perbix!
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Bader has quickly climbed into my ‘top 5 asshole players’ list, so i rather enjoy seeing him fail
Siri has quickly climbed into my ‘top 5 asshole players’ list, so i rather enjoy seeing him fail .
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@UnfortunateHky Very unfortunate for all the playoff teams because none of them ended up getting past the first round due to unforeseen circumstances.
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@dragoncarporn @highprogressive If you need a single digit font size to fit all the words you need to make your point, you suck at making memes.
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@FoolishBB So far I have a Castellanos walk off grand slam to make it a 4-0 ballgame as the nuclear holocaust starts, and the Astros banging trash cans in full view of everyone.
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@CodifyBaseball BABIP has to be on the Mount Rushmore of stats you don’t want to lead the league in.
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@UnfortunateMLB “World series aspirations” and “Manuel Margot” in the same sentence was insane.
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@aykeepitabuck @OJSIMPS0NBURNER A victim of literally every heinous crime you can possibly think of.
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Christian Bethancourt has:.A better framing strike rate than JT Realmuto.More CS above average than Adley Rutschman.A better hard hit rate than Yordan Alvarez.A better barrel rate than Ronald Acuña Jr.The best pop time in the AL (second in majors).Faster sprints than Ozzie Albies.
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@UnfortunateHKY Very unfortunate for the Carolina Hurricanes because they would go on to give up 8 goals on 15 shots.
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@Braves2Dawgs @CodifyBaseball Steroid era + Coors Field before the humidor (even pitchers mashed there) + one of the worst defenders of all time.
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You either die a DeversEnjoyer, or you live long enough to see yourself become a FearBuck.
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@jumpinjoeshmoe @SBMU501 @3YearLetterman @dragosilinca @SenSanders AND the cheese has holes in it. Sweden is too poor to make intact cheese.
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