The Asshole Whisperer
@Jbird1579
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i tweeted about my son, you're here, but don't let that fool you....this acc is about eating ass.
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My son told me he was sad that I don't pick him up anymore cause he's so big, so if y'all see me holding a 4'2, 7 year old at the grocery, mind your own business.
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Having great sexual chemistry with someone is wild. like how does everything you do turn me on? Wtf is wrong with me? Matter of fact, wtf is wrong with you?
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So here's the thing; its hard as fuck being a human on this planet. The cost of living keeps going up and a liveable wage doesn't. We have a bunch of people in elected offices stripping away the rights of their constituents...food companies are actively poisoning us...if someone
People get so comfortable on these apps these days. ‘Body positivity’? 🙂
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@LouieVRee
There's never been a time in recorded history where a woman wearing cheetah print, did anything wholesome after putting it on.
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@tinaturttle
@jaekellyy_
I was 36 when my son was born, I thoroughly encourage people to wait
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@QualityFights
"I need a man"
I doubt she meant the art teacher with the mock turtleneck and love handles
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@sheridenxo
imagine what it's gotta feel like for kids who know they're gay, to only see straight people kissing
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Also if y'all as a collective could talk his mom into having one more with me, I'd be forever grateful....I feel like the universe placed me here to be a dad
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@NakitaJofficial
This isn't a cause of, "ewww", for anyone? Bruh is smashing a woman that looks like his sister.
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The Jim Jones revelation should highlight how many of us men were subject to grooming, molestation, rape and more...I know people are making light of it unfortunately but this is a great opportunity to talk openly about it.
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@LowKei_
This chick legit killed her baby in our city...her calmness is high key unnerving.
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I'm pregnant. It's yours. I'm keeping it.
Today i sewed my wig down and i got my round of back handspring tuck 😭😭I’m so proud of myself it ain’t the best but i did it no spot baby
#thickGirlsWhoTumble
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Honestly, I love you guys so much for the kind words and positive affirmation....my son is pretty amazing so its really easy being his father...I hope your kids love you as openly and as loudly as my son and I love each other....I hope you all know and feel love daily ❤️❤️❤️
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@Notbryaaaan
@mkaebabe
@seaofbelIs
The man literally wears all black,his life revolves the death of his parents, his girl wears a black leather cat suit with a whip, he has kids band together to lament on how terrible the city is + he hates the most colorful guy in the city. Might as well be listening to the cure
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@jaekellyy_
@JoshyBeSloshy
This is a mostly gentrified neighborhood here in Indianapolis some houses are 100k some are 750k
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Unless someone wants to make me a single father with full custody, you can visit us on weekends and we'll figure out holidays lol
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@Nelly2fine
Relationships primarily focus on the woman's happiness, so you ask a man what he wants and he's more than likely going to have these responses. Being left alone is a telling reply.
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@comfysweater
@Pensulliwen
@CarribeanWolf
@LyndaObst
@nyasportschick
@samlucasss
Or do it so loudly.
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@KyleCallihan
@BSO
I've read the article, a conflict of interest and firing your legal counsel in no way mitigates 10 years of pretrials.
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@QueenOvMyThrone
I absolutely cannot....making sure he knows in his bones that I love him is my goal
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@eishatahmed
@Crislex
Jebediah here had left the commune for the first time, only to find out that his rumspringa would be spent in the hospital.
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@Nelly2fine
I'd just love a back rub, a cooked meal and to lay up and talk about shit while a movie plays in the background
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@jasminexETH
@ILoveCalinda
Have a child with them.
Marry them.
Go through some form of crisis.
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@RoyIsThaTruth
I'd be mad as hell
1. At her for not respecting my wish and intention for my own child.
2. At myself for having a kid with a woman with multiple baby daddies
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Today would be a good day to talk about how men fake orgasms too...
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Y'all just forgot about the herpes huh?
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@EbonyVixen27
Because women make men earn them in a relationship...if someone can come in and have what I've worked hard for, why would I still want it?
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I'm glad god allowed you to survive, put on this outfit and show us....we would've had a hard time believing you just off the picture of the car alone.
Almost died last Monday, hence why I haven’t posted 🙂
Posting this to give God the glory because it was only by him that I’m not dead right now.
And before you ask, no, I’m not ok. I got very injured and I’m in extreme pain. Cuts, burns, bruises from head to toe, but God 😭🤝🏽
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@SaraSchroader
@JamesABarlow
@MattWalshBlog
But blame him for posting videos of people playing with dolls and pretending they're aborted babies.
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@_alyssssssac
This reminds me of two of my coworkers that got caught hunching in a stairwell during a smoke break and had to go home to their OTHER spouses to explain why they lost their jobs
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@PickleMamaa
I feel like the ones that are uncomfortable with it, have never bought a woman anything without hoping it ends with some pussy being thrown their way, if a woman is gonna cheat, she's gonna cheat, someone could send a cheating woman a glass of air and she'll fold.
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The glasses, the almond shaped eyes, the fullness of the lips, the clearness of the skin...I know someone writes SONGS about her.
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Be safe tonight everyone. If you have to drink and drive, get some cocaine or adderall to lightweight get sober again.
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Having to worry if a place gets shot up just because a white man isn't happy with himself is fucking atrocious
a dude really went live on twitch and just shot up a whole supermarket targeting black people only. Dis shit is crazy
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