Jaclyn, of liking Barriss fame
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🏳️⚧️ Trans Lesbian (She/Her). 27. Star Wars connoisseur, Barriss Offee apologist, and Rey Skywalker enthusiast!
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Danny DeVito is live tweeting the new animated show he’s in but did not announce it as such and isn’t threading any of his tweet so he looks like he’s becoming unhinged out of context
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hbo tlou got renewed I wish a very zero social media presence to whoever they cast as Abby
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People will be in the replies to articles about Disney+ losing millions of subscribers saying “it’s because they don’t cater to us true fans” and then you read the article and it’s like… all those lost subs are from South Asia because Disney+ lost the streaming rights to cricket
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This is why we want you all to not buy the goddamned H*gwarts game and for fucks sake never let me hear the words “H*rry P*tter” ever again I’m fuckin done
JK Rowling is taking the next step in making her hatred of trans people her whole identity by promoting a store with an entire section dedicated to transphobia.
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They really do look Star Wars as hell, this just an the eccentric rich couple in a single episode of a clone wars arc
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It’s really funny that TCW was like “yeah all Dathomirian men have names like Maul and Feral and Savage” which means when Sidious gave him his Sith name he genuinely couldn’t think of anything better
i'm so amused at the idea of someone casually searching "What is Darth Maul's real name?" only to learn that it's just Maul
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Carson: we need your help to fight Grand Admiral Thrawn
Din: I don’t… I don’t know who that is
Ezra: is that a fucking baby Yoda
Din: what’s a Yoda
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Conservative truck driver who supports the troops is such a wild type of character to be in Star Wars I’m still not over that
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Bella Ramsey’s range of gay pining microexpressions in this episode is incredible
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Love that
1) Sabine gets shot in the head here, the helmet once again saving her ass
2) Ahsoka and Ezra are deflecting shots back at troopers while Sabine’s deflecting them onto the floor, not quite there yet
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Obsessed with an out of practice Sabine just trying to whack Shin with her saber like it’s a baseball bat
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Ahsoka: times like these that Anakin and I would turn to someone like Obi-Wan or Master Yoda for answers
Kanan: okay cool, let’s ask Master Yoda then
Ahsoka:
Kanan:
Ahsoka: THAT GREEN FUCK IS ALIVE????????
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Thinking again about how Sabine’s mother was the first Mandalorian to back Ahsoka up during the Siege of Mandalore
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Tapping my sign
“i hope they don’t sexualize the farcille bath scene 🥺” i hope they add a sex scene that extends the episode by 30 minutes
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Love that Luke is doing all he can to rebuild the Jedi Order, finding every holocron and scrap of ancient text he can gather meanwhile Huyang the walking repository of thousands of years of Jedi knowledge is out here bumming it with Ahsoka and Sabine in a different galaxy
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Gwen: [holding two vials, sweating nervously]
Miles: what are you-
Gwen: I put estrogen labels on my web fluid so I could hide them easier but I forgot which is which
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I love that Shadowheart has canonically fought people for deadnaming a trans woman
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A glimpse of DVD menus that could be…
Catch up on Episode 7 of
#TheAcolyte
.
The finale is streaming tonight, only on
@DisneyPlus
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Millennium Falcon: *is engulfed in flames*
Poe:
BB-8: *is missing one circular panel that is easily replaced*
Poe: REY WHAT THE FUCK
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people were sending fan favorite voice actress Laura Bailey death threats about her child back when the game dropped, so I don’t want to know what kind of hate TV audiences would send to an unknown for playing a character
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I need everyone to remember that Sabine is 30 and Ahsoka is 45 these are both emotionally stunted grown women with depression who are still at their core teenage girls
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Everyone who is anti-spinning inquisitor lightsaber is a coward
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Ezra: Kanan! Ahsoka! I brought help!
Ahsoka: [turns around and sees Maul] ah FUCK
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Everyone: what battle was this… Geonosis?
Me: no, there’s a purple haze and you see trees in silhouette in the smoke it’s Teth from the Clone Wars movie during the mission to rescue Rotta the Huttlet do your homework
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“Why risk discovery?”
“…I did wear a mask.”
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All these Ahsoka ep7 reaction videos acting like they’ve never seen someone use the force to hold back a saber swing and it warping the blade… DO NONE OF YOU REMEMBER THE LAST SABER DUEL IN THE SKYWALKER SAGA
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Still love that this was the coolest and scariest looking Inquisitor anyone has ever seen and then he goes down in two seconds because he didn’t know to watch out for The Signature Ahsoka Saberstaff Disarming Move
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Footage of Cassian Andor's Star Tours scene has been released
(Source: )
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Asajj: why the hell should I help you?
Rex: there’s a young girl being exploited by an oppressive power structure and we’re trying to rescue her
Asajj: FUCK that’s my ONE CONSISTENT THING
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SHADOWZEL RAISING THE EGG FOR REAL?? AM I DREAMING? AM I DEAD????
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Once again thinking about how when Ahsoka was 16 years old she was killed for real while on an alternate plane of existence and was resurrected with the soul of a Mortis God bound to her own and she just… chooses not to think too much about it even decades later
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Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury is a shakespearean revenge plot inside a high concept sci-fi political thriller with mechs disguised as a regular school yuri it is the best thing I have ever seen
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Ahsoka never even came face to face with Thrawn she just got a call from him where he called her a bitch before stranding her and they’ll almost certainly never interact ever again and I think that’s kinda beautiful
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This show is a delight but it wouldn’t be nearly as funny without David Tennant bullying Ahsoka and Sabine every scene he’s in
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There is a 100% chance that Ahsoka knows exactly who Cal is and just never reached out to him as Fulcrum because he’s out here fighting the Empire super publicly as a Jedi using his real government name and everything he has too much heat on him all the time
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“I hate Abby, but-” no buts. Why does that need to be a disclaimer literally who the fuck cares whether you like her or not this is about how her face model and voice actress for the game got death threats and how that was fucked up
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You’re serving cunt? You’re doomed by the narrative and you’re serving cunt?
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No it’s not because there are women in your shows it’s because of losing an insanely popular sport in a huge overseas market
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Leslye Headland was like “cool what if she fought exactly like Padawan Ahsoka?” and then immediately asked “haha hey so what if Padawan Ahsoka did not have plot armor?”
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Tommy: this place is great we share everything and-
Joel: like communism? (Derogatory)
Tommy: what? No!
Maria: no we’re absolutely communists, communism fucking rules
Tommy:
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“why is Ahsoka so detached and aloof this is a weird characterization/acting choice” no this is just how she is when she’s no longer in Fun Aunt mode and she survived an apparent fight to the death with Anakin and didn’t get the chance to be the one to take care of him in the end
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Always forget that his one degree of separation from Star Wars is his wife voices Barriss
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“What Master hides his face from his pupil?!”
“You tell me.”
What the FUCK happened on Brendok!!!
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The live slug in this game is gay, really, you can find an audio log of him flirting with this guy
#JediSurvivor
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Indara: Sol you could very easily just be misinterpreting a culture you’re not familiar with
Sol: …but what if I’m not
Indara: Sol.
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Cyberpunk is part of the long and storied tradition where the female main character voice is an experienced voice actress giving the most gutwrenching performance you’ve ever heard and male voice is Just Some Gruff Video Game Man
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Truly my favorite way for a former antagonist to side with the heroes is for them to be relentlessly bullied about it
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This also delightfully leads to Maul in the FINAL ARC OF THE SHOW being like “wait who the fuck is this Ahsoka kid”
Star Wars the Clone Wars is crazy because one of the main characters never meets two of the primary villains
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Ahsoka: the location of the last missing Imperial Grand Admiral…
Hera: Sloane?
Ahsoka: …Thrawn
Hera: so Sloane is still missing?
Ahsoka: I forgot about her that’s on me
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Very funny that End of Evangelion revealed Maya was gay by having her hallucinate an intimate hug from her boss immediately before moaning and exploding into orange goop and it doesn’t even come up in anything else
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Trans women in Star Wars I am vibrating out of my skin
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It’s so entertaining that Fourth Sister has no real personality quirks or flaws because she’s just here to do her job and go home at the end of the day without drama but also she’s forced to listen to Fifth Brother complain all the time
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Hayden: and then Obi-Wan faked his death and shaved his head and got plastic surgery to go undercover and-
Ewan: that’s very cool, Hayden
The Dark Lord of the Sith himself watched 'The Clone Wars' and 'Rebels' before stepping back into the suit for 'Obi-Wan Kenobi.'
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS OFFICIAL STAR WARS MARKETING
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Dave retconning the tube top to hell where it belongs is once again the most valid thing he has EVER done
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The thing about people begging for Starkiller is that back in 2008 a lot of them HATED Ahsoka and praised him as the “right” way to do an Anakin apprentice and they want him back to give legitimacy to the idea he matters as much as she does.
Meanwhile, George on Starkiller:
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Ashley Johnson gave birth to Ellie and Laura Bailey watched Abby’s dad die. What a pair of cameos! (and then Troy was Just Some Guy Who Dies lmao)
#TheLastOfUs
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Morai on her pauldron in seasons 3 and 4 in remembrance of Ahsoka, presumed dead. A purrgil on that same pauldron in the epilogue/Ahsoka in remembrance of Ezra, presumed dead.
I feel super normal about it
Sabine’s season 4 armor having Morai on her left pauldron sure does hit different now
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Ahsoka: show her a little sympathy-
Sabine: Shin's an asshole and she STABBED me why should I care what happens to her?
Ahsoka: ...fuck I hoped I'd never have to do this.
Sabine: do what?
Ahsoka: introduce you to my ex-girlfriend.
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Hera: please take Sabine back as your apprentice, she’s depressed!
Ahsoka: no she’s fine, she just doesn’t want to be a Jedi
Hera: look at her! her hair is past her chin and not in a gay mullet way! she’s doing bad!
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Praying for the day I can say “OMG they brought her back!”
star wars fans will be like “OMG they brought him back!” and you’ll ask “who?” and they’ll say
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If you told me ten years ago that the official Star Wars account would post a Barriss Offee fancam I would not have believed you even a little what the hell how is this real life
chills.
#TheCloneWars
streaming on Disney+. For more of Barriss Offee’s journey, watch
#TalesoftheEmpire
available May 4th on
@DisneyPlus
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Sabine: so… where do you live these days
Ahsoka: well [gestures to the ship]
Sabine: damn bitch, you live like this??
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Bo-Katan: [menacingly] time to take care of him once and for all…
Bo-Katan: [walks outside] PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE! GO HOME!
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The thing about weird Force shit is that it’s always steeped in metaphor but Star Wars fans are so terribly literal-minded about the actual fairy tale parts of the Star Wars universe
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YouTube video: “Lego Star Wars POKES FUN at the Sequel Trilogy”
Yeah just like they did with the other two trilogies it’s Lego Star Wars that’s its whole thing
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Sabine… please tell me you got a cat sitter… Sabine…
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Monkey Man fucking rocked. Dev Patel said trans women will show you inner strength and then help you commit incredible violence to avenge your loved ones.
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Absolutely the best thing about romancing Lae’zel as Shadowheart is that I rolled a critical hit on a “being a brat who is angry her girlfriend doesn’t want to kiss her in front of the others” check
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@Blankzilla
Yeah I told several people about the aggressive coding and they were like “yeah sure” and then they saw it and were like “oh wow you were not kidding actually”
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Girl is approached in her prison cell after the slaughter of her people and told the only way forward is exactly what she was afraid of the Jedi and Republic becoming and she just looks so *numb* and detached through it. Saddest girl in the galaxy.
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There is a moment in this episode where Reva pauses to look at something and subtly looks like she’s about to cry but then channels it right back into anger and hatred. I’m obsessed with that moment. I’ve rewatched it like six times now.
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You guys don’t understand the Inquisitorius workplace comedy that exists in my brain is the most entertaining Star Wars to ever exist
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I’m defending Alden Ehrenreich with my life at all times
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Miles: …so did you-
Gwen: yes I spritzed a window with hormones and fell thirty stories
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Him being at Nickelodeon thinking Lucasfilm calling him was the SpongeBob people making fun of him is still the funniest shit
Dave Filoni first believed the offer to helm
#TheCloneWars
was a prank. When he received the call, he was making a Plo Koon costume in his garage.
#StarWarsCelebration
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Finn: Hey, where’s Poe?
Rose: He and Rey went off somewhere
Finn: oh no
*outside the base*
Poe: I dare you to hit that porg from a mile away without looking
Rey: *prepares force lightning* oh it’s on
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Love how Shin flinches away from what she thinks is a Force push and the sound effect is even there so you as a viewer think it is for a second but then it was just a ruse for the classic Mandalorian “shoot you in the face with rockets” gag
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