Goddammit, Jamie
@Jay_FrickinLynn
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Praise kink is crazy because I'm wet as fuck at this dog park right now
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Fuck, marry, kill but it's just me and you gotta do all three
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I got tricked into going for a 10 mile hike for a waterfall that ended up being 2 feet tall. Don't talk to me.
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It's late, but I hope you smiled today, my little perverts.
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Just randomly thinking about the guy I dated that broke up with me because I used a chicken tender like a spoon to eat mashed potatoes
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A BLT should come with mayo, never mustard, and never cheese. I will not be taking commentary at this time.
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I stopped trusting you when you said, "Come on, baby. Just the tip," and now I haven't pooped right in a week
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Wanna come over and rearrange these guts and chill?
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Me: We broke up.
Male Friend: You okay? You need to talk? Shoulder to cry on? You want to come over? Go to dinner? Sleep with me finally?
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I hope you found a reason to smile today, even if it was hard ❤️
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So many dudes are mad that I tweeted about wanting to unfuck a fictional medium ugly dude and are calling me ugly. No makeup or filters. I still wouldn't fuck you. Hope this helps.
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I don't like the person I become when I can hear you chewing
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There's only one thing I want inside me this morning, and it's not coffee
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You guys are really passionate about BLTs. Anyway, hi.
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I'm smoking ribs for the first time ever today, and I'm nervoussss
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I went to the store today without a bra and ran over my nipple with the shopping cart
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I lost my baby after 14 years. For 14 years, she was by my side. She went through more in life with me than any human. She was truly the goodest girl. My heart and home will never be the same.
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I'm not a 10, but I'll do anything for the people I care about, and I try to be kind
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My legs aren't shaking because you did a good job. I'm just really out of shape.
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If you pull out, I'm going to assume you hate me and want me to die
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Find a man who reads, and you'll find a man who will love you down to your soul
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I'm not bouncing on it, I just have a lot of anxiety
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It's almost the weekend. Y'all mfers better be smiling
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Marriage is just two people asking each other what's wrong until one of them dies
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Normalize telling people you love that you love them without fear.
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For those of you following the stray kitten saga, he loves me. That is all.
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me but B & W 🖤🤍
Only because my hot friend said to
🖤🤍 you guys aren’t tired of seeing me?
also, my friends are hot.
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I make carnitas from scratch and I'll do that thing you like
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Freshly shaved legs sliding under freshly washed sheets >>>>>
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Don't be fooled. You're not having a good day. Life is just lubing you up to fuck you later.
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omg I stab one guy and all the sudden I'm psycho and toxic
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Men, it's really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.
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My toxic trait is that if it has fur imma try to pet it
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Good morning, my little degenerates. Don't forget to be kind today.
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Someone murder me so I don't have to work tomorrow
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howdy. Just fucking this beautiful Tuesday in the ass. nbd.
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Some days, you just need to sit back and watch the storm roll in.
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Hey boy, are you Halloween? Because you're kind of spooky, but I want to show you my boo-bies
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Not now, mom! I'm showing this guy from Twitter my tits
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It's weird how many people on this app are sexting while taking a shit right now
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I don't know, man. Sometimes you gotta sit outside about it. I don't make the rules.
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I've experienced evil, and I still believe in a beautiful life, and I think that's something.
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My son wanting to hang one of my paintings in his room was the biggest compliment I've ever received.
Until I heard him tell his friend, "My mom painted that. She's really good." 😭
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Does anybody want to tie me to some train tracks?
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My kidneys tried to murder me today. Send me pictures of your pets, please and thank you.
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I was trying to show off that my dress has pockets, but I'm too short, and I closed my eyes.
Whatever, MY DRESS HAS POCKETS MFERS
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I don't give a fuck about pineapple on pizza, but keep mango out of pico de gallo.
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Good morning. Don't forget to be kind today, buttheads.
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People who play golf don't concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it
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Is there a Prime Day deal that will let me go back in time and not fuck that medium ugly dude?
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Fuck every single one of you that said the Coca Cola Oreos were good. They taste like someone drank coke and then threw it up in your mouth.
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I'm finally going to have a threesome with Ryan and Hugh. Happy Friday, you beautiful perverts!
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I hate men that are effortlessly funny because my pussy loves them
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Some of y'all are fucking insane and that's coming from ME
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Immediately
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My favorite delusion is eating chips and queso for lunch and calling it nachos
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Right. Now.
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I hope your Saturday involves some smiles, degenerates
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Some of you have never had a honey butter chicken biscuit and it shows
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Spit in it first
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At 10K followers, I'll keep tweeting the same stupid shit I'm tweeting now
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Let's get back to more important things happening this fall, like the Cowboys winning 😌
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This little guy is a work in progress, and so am I 💙
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"be his peace"
me: imma start a fight because of a dream
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"God, you're beautiful." ok, so come bury your face in my ass
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My sister thought it was hilarious when she bought my 3 year old a drum set all those years ago.
Today, her 3 year old is getting a marshmallow gun. Happy cleaning, sis 🥰
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