If she has Bukowski on her nightstand she will devour you.

@EmmaScott I say this respectfully but ew.

@ackaaaack I would very much like to attend this class.

Be careful. I’ll steal your fries and your girl.

@Design_Assassin It is. 💕💕

Or I’ll turn you into a frog.

If your kid isn’t selling casamigos don’t ask me to buy anything.

@Velvet_Crushed Happy birthday beautiful.

@Today_June_says Good point.

You have 4 business days to win my heart. Here’s more ways to do it.

@MarieJuana6985 Men are some of the messiest bitches I know.

She said harder So he pounded her Into the floor But it wasn’t enough And he knew it She wanted to turn to dust In his hands Willingly becoming wounded Breathing in sync A twisted rhythm Moving together towards daylight A slow sinking ship That was fated to go under.

@Ninja2483 you’re beautiful.

@FlynnUnbound you probably do that all the time anyway.

@LarryMCarlson It was during the banzai you missed it.

@RReynoldsAuthor You’re excused.

@ackaaaack I’m a known hoodie stealer.