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Kanye isn’t getting a “Happy Birthday” message from me until he pays me back and disassembles that ecologically unsustainable “MegaToilet” currently sitting on one of his Wyoming ranches.
#Principled
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I’m out of breath because I just downed a plate of some mean leftover Grammy shrimp scampi.
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We just one step away.
Jay-Z invests $16.5 Million into robot-powered restaurant Stellar Pizza 💰🍕
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When Ye closed the lid on that MegaToilet, I never thought I’d make it out to see my family again.
Me and Jay Electronica were just two turds in a septic tank at that moment.
#Humbling
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You know, just in the last 24 hours, I’ve been fortunate enough to have people pull me in and explain some things to me.
I’ve had the realization that I’ve spent my whole life seeking validation via a system/logic of exploitation, not even aware that another system was possible.
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I’d like to personally apologize to
@RandyNewman
for getting the lyrics to his classic “My Name Is James” wrong.
The lyrics are “that’s what mother called me,” not “that’s what father called me.” I believe my patriarchal conditioning subconsciously caused this mix-up.
#Learning
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Exploit or be exploited is a false dichotomy.
Dominate or be dominated is a false dichotomy.
Kill or be killed is a false dichotomy.
I’m realizing that another way has been possible this whole time:
Cooperation and democracy.
And in every single sphere of life.
#HovThoughts
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The Jets killed this one.
Back in the Marcy days, Ty Ty and I used to watch Chip 'N' Dale while we bagged up crack. One of my favorite gifts ever came from Ty Ty after “Reasonable Doubt” charted in the mid '90s:
A “Chip 'N' Dale Rescue Rangers: Performed by The Jets” promo VHS.
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“Big Pimpin'” is a massive stain on my record (please stop playing it).
It’s not just because of my lyrics degrading women. It’s how I promoted the image of a “real man” as “cold” and “heartless” too. So damaging all around.
Fuck gender, but I’m thinking about this quote today.
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Not gonna lie, I’m already feeling a little bit judged. And I don’t like it.
If y’all not mature enough to have adult conversations, then it is what it is.
I’m gonna have to think LONG and HARD about whether or not I’m ready to OPEN UP a bit more with y’all.
#SharingMyThoughts
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Gender is a trap.
It upholds hierarchies and social domination (like patriarchy), and it dehumanizes all people on some level.
Because it implies us taking on roles with their own assumed weaknesses or advantages, whether we as individuals agree to them or not.
Think about it.
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I hope Bette Midler googled “intersectionality” after dropping this dud years back.
All of us have room for growth (myself included).
#bellhooks
#RoomForGrowth
#YouHeardItFromHov
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I gave up trying to explain things to Ye a long time ago.
He in too deep. He don’t listen.
But that don’t mean we can’t glean lessons from his mistakes.
#FreeThinking
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