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@JavierGarciaBPI

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I make a living using just my right index finger - I'd make ten times more if I used all of them

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@JavierGarciaBPI
Javier Garcia
2 years
@LBC @mrjamesob Can't bloody move around here for Royal Protocol experts... they've retrained from their vaccine rollout PhD's
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@withnailjones Hi @NadineDorries just fyi that shot of the leader of the opposition was cropped from a shot with Frank Dobson. Mr Dobson died on November 11th 2019. You're big on transparency and accuracy so you're very welcome.
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@PetronellaWyatt @MailOnline Well.... I saw two women come back from Turkey with no kidneys and they got off their dinghies in Dover and went straight to the benefits office. I saw it with my own eyes
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@GavinWilliamson anything to do with them being closed since March? #schoolsreopeninguk #coronavirus
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@JavierGarciaBPI
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2 years
@zarahsultana "In between debates I took the opportunity to google 'foodbanks for the needy' when my login details were apparently hacked by an illegal asylum seeker just as Angela Rayner crossed her legs in front of me"
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@JavierGarciaBPI
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1 year
Mitro serves the last match of his ban and amuses himself with Andreas Pereira's earring... He needs to play before it escalates 😂😂😂 #FFC #FulhamFC
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@supertanskiii @PetronellaWyatt @MailOnline Well.... I saw two women come back from Turkey with no kidneys and they got off their dinghies in Dover and went straight to the benefits office. I saw it with my own eyes
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1 year
@WatfordFC Never had the pleasure of hearing him speak (not a Watford fan) - huge respect to him. Chapeau @Semaken
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9 months
@timream5 first to comfort Chris Basham - forget about the football and think of the fellow human. Class act but no surprise to me #FFC
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@JavierGarciaBPI
Javier Garcia
2 years
@Zero_4 @Haggis_UK She has the same reaction when face with a tea or coffee question on an EasyJet flight, to be fair
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@JavierGarciaBPI
Javier Garcia
2 years
This season Fulham are so much more than a one man team but when Aleksandar Mitrovic scores both goals, does a few press up in front of fans and lobs a flat cap into the stand then I’m really left with little choice… #fulhamfc #mitrovic #skybetchampionship #efl
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2 years
@JulianSmithUK Everyone? Stop what you're doing. Some bloke who works in whisky is lecturing the International Monetary Fund on how to do its job
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2 years
London's oldest football club ahead of tonight's match against @NFFC @FulhamFC #FFC
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4 years
My shot of the night. The prolific Joe Bryan celebrates scoring the opening goal with Scott Parker. Fulham are back in the Premier League! #footballphotography #epl #premierleague #promotion #fulhamfc
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2 years
@trussliz Siri - show me someone out of her depth
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2 years
A special night for us all - especially Mr. Fulham @MarkMaunders who gave his own speech to the boys in the changing room #ffc #FulhamFC
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3 years
@pressgazette @bobscartoons @doctor_oxford What was their punishment to Allison Pearson for this? I forget. Presuming they are being consistent?
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4 years
@AndrewSelous I just washed my hands to Ode to Joy. The whole of this symphony lasts around 70 minutes so I’m thoroughly clean. Once again Europe has higher standards. Cheers Andy 🎼👊
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2 years
For the first time since 2001 @FulhamFC celebrate promotion at Craven Cottage... It was quite good
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@Jayne88475330 @NTeesHpoolNHSFT Brilliant. Hope people think twice before hounding NHS staff over some weirdo conspiracy theory... stuff like this is so important in making folk realise.
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2 years
An emotional night for Fulham fans and the family of Paul Parish #fulhamfc
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@implausibleblog Who remembers the good old days of "I saw a migrant walk off the boat and go straight to the benefit office with my own eyes"
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3 years
Comfortably my @EURO2020 remote pic of the tournament so far #FINRUS
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This giant of a man masterminds a 2nd successive 5-0 home win. Regardless, I'm expecting "West Ham were awful" headlines tomorrow... Marco Silva is making #FFC tick and he deserves the same kind of praise (rightly) afforded to Thomas Frank and Roberto di Zerbi. My pic. My rules😉
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1 year
What a day... Anyone else see this? Joao Palhinha tackles Victor Kristiansen (and Carlos Vinicius for good measure) and celebrates it like he's scored. What a guy 💕 #FFC #FulhamFC
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3 years
@carolecadwalla All I see is this...
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8 years
This is why we love #football #photography Always expect the unexpected. What a shot by @joetothphoto @QPRFC
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1 year
How to get a knighthood... Lie to the Queen, criticise the victims of Grenfell, betray fishermen and farmers, financially hedge against Brexit. Anything else? Feeling proud this morning @Jacob_Rees_Mogg ?
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2 years
PHOTO EXCLUSIVE! I'm so fortunate to have been the only photographer present to capture the moment Luka Modric threw the UEFA Champions League Trophy "The Lineker" in the air repeatedly! Oh... Shot for @shutterstocknow @shutterstock
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1 year
6th in the Prem - These boys are 🔥😂 #FFC #FulhamFC
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2 years
Grateful to @FulhamFC and @EFL for the special access to a special night #ffc #FulhamFC And helloooooo to Denis Odoi!
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@davemacladd Julian the Hearty Brewer?
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2 years
@secrettory12 @ChrissySense I think she wants to dislodge the Hebrew name at number 1, or the Norse one at 2, or the Greek one occupying number 3 or the Celtic one at 4. That'll be it.
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2 years
@BryceElder Peach of a thread... someone should tell Farridge that gin originated as a medicinal liquor made by monks and alchemists across Europe, particularly in southern Italy, Flanders and the Netherlands
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2 years
Great to spend the day with @FulhamFC as Shahid Khan and @TonyKhan came to meet players and management after clinching promotion back to the Premier League on Tuesday #fulhamfc #ffc
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1 year
Back in my natural domain, sat on my arse in the rain at the bestest ground in the League and I'm ending 2022 shooting someone I still pinch myself at being a Fulham player. I heart Joao Palhinha even more after his late winner - shot for @shutterstocknow and @fulhamfc #FFC #HNY
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2 years
@timream5 appreciation tweet with special guest @rhysporter__ Good to see the kids stay awake 👍
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Despite by this time working most home matches @FulhamFC I still bought a season ticket out of a desire to help the club in Nationwide League division 2. Fully intact other than the match 1 ticket so must have attended in the Hammy End. A 3-0 win over Man City #FFC
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1 year
Look at their little faces! Willian celebrates scoring Fulham's 5th goal during their 5-3 win over Leicester City 👌 #Fulham #FulhamFC #FFC
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3 years
@fastcarspete You can kind of understand it if they didn't ever travel abroad or have business dealings with EU companies or have holiday homes there but my sympathy wears very thin with those that do and STILL voted leave.
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2 years
@ukiswitheu Fucking hell. It's word for word what the cheerleaders have been parrotting. Surprised he didn't have his own autocue tbh! WHY do these people think we are incapable of dealing with more than one thing at a time? (He also missed the bit about Starmer having a beer once)
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1 year
Farewell gorgeous. See you next season... 💕 #FFC #FulhamFC
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Javier Garcia
3 years
After a 5 year absence, Charlie Austin returns to @QPR on loan from West Brom. Shot ahead of today's FA Cup 3rd round derby against Fulham
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2 years
@Lord_Sugar 84 grand to represent tens of thousands of members... Remind us all what the tax rate on dividends is compared to the tax rate on higher rate earners again, Lordy?
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1 year
An acceptable evening's work, and yes I heart you two too... Fulham 2 Chelsea 1 #FFC #FulhamFC
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2 years
Trent. Meet Mitro. Oh, too late 👌 #ffc
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1 year
@PaulBrandITV @Mandoline_Blue Paul - can we assume public funding for his covid defence can now be withdrawn?
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3 years
@AP Or, as Trump would call it, The England Virus?
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1 year
Been waiting for one of these for a while - thanks TC! @ThomasCairney #FFC #FulhamFC
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1 year
Laters... Kenny Tete 😍 #FFC #FulhamFC
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6 months
Don't worry @FulhamFC fans - Joao LOVES a tackle but he isn't resorting to taking out his own team-mates... it's how world class midfielders celebrate wins on the final whistle. Special, special win and no smash and grab either... Happy New Year #ffc supporters x
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3 years
Marco Silva steps out of quarantine and into my barking orders at him outside and inside Craven Cottage - shot for @FulhamFC #fulhamfc @ShutterstockNow @Shutterstock
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1 year
A day with Fulham new boy Sasa Lukic photographed at Motspur Park and Craven Cottage - Got a good feeling about this one... shot for @fulhamfc @shutterstock @shutterstocknow #FFC #FulhamFC
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1 year
@SkiptomyLoulou It's a gutter that we loft, I'd like to be gable to re-join one day when we all finally fascia the truth
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Javier Garcia
6 years
This one's for @MarkMaunders
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Javier Garcia
4 years
I've had some lovely public and private feedback about this piece that @FulhamFC Web-meister general @gpruce asked me to pen (On a laptop. At the cricket) about last week's Play-off final win. Thank you to eveyone for your lovely messages. I'm blown away x
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3 years
Lovely family moment despite defeat tonight for @wallabies and @londonirish1898 prop @omdhoskins after his debut - Shot for @shutterstock @ShutterstockNow
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3 years
LOOOOOOVE jobs like this... Mitrovic stays. OOOF! @FulhamFC
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2 years
@secrettory12 My garden is over-run by peckonomic migrants.
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3 years
@ClientJournoExp It's all good. He'll be double thumbs-upping at a photo-opp at a factory / detention centre / border control post / abbatoir by Thursday lunchtime
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3 years
@FulhamishPod @RhysDalySport I took this in the Villa play off final win - no coincidence to see Kev doing this post-match... #fulhamfc legend
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1 year
@AngryScotland Booze removes filters and brings out the real person
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2 years
@Haggis_UK @Beany_1 Patel also told us shoplifting was down when all the shops apart from essential ones were closed 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️
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@Otto_English Because his career is stationary?
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3 years
Clacton @RNLI boat crew wearing Remembrance Day poppies - that's going to confuse the hell out of the conditional patriots isn't it, @mrjamesob
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Mitrovic got an 8 game ban... See you next season, Erling 👍
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Dover 62% leave 🤷‍♂️
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@jdpoc He should buy an extra jumper or turn the heating down by one degree
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1 year
The bloke just cares... this was him penalised for a non-foul #Palhinha #FulhamFC #FFC
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@implausibleblog Man in white who voted for Brexit shouldn't be running a business dealing with Europe 🤷‍♂️
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2 years
@theousherwood I'm stunned... Coffey's only 50??
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1 year
@MarinaPurkiss Remember the old days when Gordon Brown called a bigot a bigot and it lost him the election? Sigh...
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Javier Garcia
4 years
Then this happened... busy Sunday afternoon avoiding IKEA was well worth it when @HarrisonReed signed permanently for @fulhamfc after a tremendous loan season in the Championship #premierleague #portrait #harrisonreed
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Aim High -This fella cleared the ball off the line 17 times yesterday - I was there. It's true. What a season for @timream5 #FFC #FulhamFC
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Andreas Pereira - Career resurrected 👌 #FFC #FulhamFC
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1 year
Yes you bloody well will 👌 @andrinhopereira #FulhamFC #FFC
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2 years
@Beany_1 @Haggis_UK "I'm not suggesting that for one moment" less than a minute after suggesting precisely that
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Craven Cottage looking lush before kick off tonight ahead of Fulham’s Premier League match against Leicester City
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@goodclimate @JohnPatrinos bought his own poor person doll
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It turns out this was my best pic from yesterday... @MarkMaunders #FFC
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2 years
@LizKershawDJ @santanderuk Hi @santanderuk - why can't you have a cashpoint in Liz Kershaw's front room?
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@elsalwilliams @thestoryofshama How about all of these broadcasters and websites asking for something for nothing at least make a donation to their local hospitals treating Coronavirus patients?
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Javier Garcia
4 years
Erhun Öztümer of Charlton Athletic during last night’s Carabao Cup match against West Ham United
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2 years
@ukiswitheu What is wrong with him... (I've got all night but busy tomorrow)
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1 year
@BBCNewsnight @ProfTimBale Man who routinely goes above and beyond for his patients isn't afforded the same courtesy... why is this not surprising in the current environment?
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3 years
@allthecitizens Hugely important case here - especially given Johnson seemingly prioritising "Sovereignty" above all else
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2 years
@BelfastAgmt They sound just like the kind of people who would vote leave whilst living in Spain...
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6 months
No place I’d rather be To say farewell to ‘23 #ffc
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Javier Garcia
3 years
A good morning spent with @fulhamfc and @jaguars owner Shahid Khan and a chance to update our profile pictures of the main man #ffc #fulham #roarofthejags
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@g_gosden Every now and then these pretend TV channels royally screw up - Oakeshott acting like a child needing to have the last word after being decapitated on air
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@toryboypierce @netflix Paging @HelpforHeroes and @WeAreInvictus as I need help wondering why I’m scratching my head as to why you’re weaponising a high profile veteran helping others
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1 year
Just Willian - some said he was finished. What a season he's had! #FFC #Fulhamfc
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Rest in peace George Cohen #ffc #fulhamfc
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3 years
Sorry agencies, newspapers and freelancers, very few @EURO2020 photo positions pitch-side as a result of Covid - we apologise for your businesses going up the swanny but we're full...
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