Ghetto Hippie Mama ✌🏾🍃
@Jasmyneeeeeee_
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Faith is daring the soul to go beyond what the eye can see - Anon. ♓️
Detroit, MI
Joined July 2009
Never in my life have I seen burnt crab legs.
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@SomaKazima She was cool with lending her the lil $30 but when the tab kept going up that’s when sis had to clock it 😂.
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@Chocohonta @TimmyyDaTurtle_ So you’d rather them just keep the grill dirty? It’s nightly maintenance literally every restaurant does this.
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I honestly think @JheneAiko @kashdoll & @rihanna should make a song together. Lemme Tell you Why 🗣🗣 .They all Pisces. They all represent the types of Pisces women.
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@LaCienegaBlvdss That one time i left my baby in SC with my mama and came back - he was in the high chair eating greens, corn bread, rice and roast 😂.
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@jollyblckhottie @moonbloomer That’s how it should be. It’s their bonus sibling. My little brother loves my husband - my husband only has sisters and so does my brother so their brother bond is very special for the both of them.
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@NalysPalace Lol i hope some of y’all decide not to have kids. This is what kids do lmao. I had a bowl of grits and my 5mo literally put his whole hand in that bitch and guess what?! I still ate it lol.
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@CarterJahad Jos clocked that tea, amber swung first then cried to administration just like a yt gworl (like joseline said😂).
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@SomaKazima Honestly #2 seems the least annoying and i was a lil nerdy in school so we’d click.
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@kauliflowr Boyfriends be so mad over celebrity crushes like bro you really think my small town ass is gonna even have the opportunity to leave you for a celebrity?! A CELEBRITY.
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@Dreadful4Tymes Hmm ya imma stick to “oh lemme call you back this my mama” can’t be playin with the universe like that now 😂🫠.
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@Luv_My_BlKWomen @AfricanQueen757 It’s the fact that she wanted another round after she already had got her ass beat 😂.
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@SomaKazima Lol when i was like 7 i saw a slim fast commercial and asked my mama for some money to buy it for her birthday gift 😂.
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@tucsongordon1 @Vibeforfights He got his “dukes up” 🤣 that’s what my great great grandad used to say when he taught my cousins to fight. “Put ya dukes up boy”.
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@rahsh33m Lord hammercy 🤦🏽♀️ she ain’t clean, cut or season them thangs…no smoked Turkey or nothingggg 😭.
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@alexissTyler She is me & i am her 😩 it’s just sooo manly ugh like the sweat, the muscles, when they wipe the sweat
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@theprettywxnter @stillneguss You have patience bc i just throw the wipes in a ziploc bag lol.
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@bagofkoke @mydawglex Exactly why i went to a PWI. They gave me more money than the 3 HBCUs i applied to combined #wherethemoneyreside.
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@caligyneph0bia Finally!!! Willamena was that gwoooorlllll! I couldn’t stand Nikki strong shoulder ass 😭😂😂.
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@OfRichmondd The video that should’ve been used for Mariah…y’all not finna play my girl like that 😭
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@NotAWhiner @stillgray Guysssss she’s just mad bc in her younger years she could never pull these looks off😭 it’s okay Steph….
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@DonDadaNYC Listeeeeennnn if you have a dog in your black ass household, you have to talk them like this or they won’t listen 😂😭 i talk to all my fur babies the Same cus y’all not finna run my house amuck.
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@aktion99jakson @jbhightop96 @wood_urameshi @BAMBOOMRAP Have mercy on my soul so when my heart turn cold have mercy on many men.
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@heymrsbond lol i don’t think i took my baby outside until he was like 4 months old 😂 my mama would’ve chopped my head off.
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@AyannaPrescod Is this my good sis from Sweet Magnolias? I didn’t know she sang or did broadway 😭.
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@illy_ilz @theereal_one lol it works better if you add it to the mix and not while they’re cooking. I’ve always used cinnamon in my pancakes but you have to stir it into the mix. Adding it like that will burn the cinnamon which is probably why he said it was nasty 😂.
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@DifferentAshley @Dania8761 @iisuperrmanii @haitianprinsus Okkkkkk cus people love to forget that Kim taught these girls.
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@ventz1804 Lol my bf just got me together yesterday. I’m due in 3 weeks. It’s a whole different level of love.
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@ms_tads @Hakunawasi Our first Valentine’s Day together 🥰 this year will be our third and I’m so excited
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@sahara_dee @LaCienegaBlvdss There’s no such thing as “baby food” down there 😂 the babies be having grown ppl plates 🫠.
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@ayejaylen_ Got folded like a 🥨 first link now we’re married with a kid 🤷🏾♀️lol there’s no “rules” to a first date.
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@CactiCaroline @infin8Eternity @Kristina_Why @SupermanA2K @BornAKang Ewww now i see pineapples. Who tf puts cheese on pineapple 🤢.
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@theeecontinent @vloneesupremee @gfckinq @RamonCartier Remember when Kim tried to say she came from a family full of big asses like ma’am 🤣🥴.
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@britt_anyy___ You skipped the best part “ain’t no doubt about it lord knows i really need it. i rather die before i lie to you”.
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@ThaRealDeSade @RicoBanned Mine is connected too. Be hella pissed when someone accidentally flip the wrong switch.
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@est040298 @SupernovaMomma She hasn’t touched her Cosby money yet…i remember this when she said it and i was like daaaaaaamn she got it like thaaaaat😮💨
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@RyanSoulamazJ @elaxation Yooo and he still got his bandana on him 😂 that’s the realest shit I’ve seen today.
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@bunnylovveess @RBiakpara I think y’all missing the point. She’s right I’m not tipping you just bc you’re a server. I tip based on the service you provided. If you have a nasty attitude and being rude to my table unprovoked then I’m not tipping you 🤷🏾♀️ bad service = no tip.
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@osheybaddestt I’m sorry this is very random but i googled Tony to see his wife…did yall know this man played the voice of Tarzan?!?!.
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@jiggyjayy2 At the end of the day. it’s a bunch of grown ass ppl debating on some shit these TEENAGERS did. Like y’all wasn’t fuckin & suckin in the back hall after school. At this age y’all too damn grown to be this worried about someone else’s kids. Let they parents discuss it and move on.
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@respawnedtarga1 @Flash_Mulla What’s really bothering me is she ain’t even drink an Oz of water 😭 like giiiirllll.
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@maqicul @supergoatt @SupernovaMomma And honestly she’s an aunt. Her job is not to provide for those kids. That’s the parents job. This should be directed toward the baby daddy.
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@yagirltoomuch They wrong af. My granny Lillie (not my biological grandmother) would’ve never. She had two grandkids that weren’t biologically hers and we had everything we could’ve asked for. She been there for me since my mom and dad met when i was 1. God rest her soul ❤️.
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@BrightLikeSunny Okay so it’s not just me 😭 like the older I’ve gotten it’s like i be feenin for it
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@prettyHANSOM @_TheRuler “Gone over there witcha daddy since you wanna play cus he play all day” 😂😂.
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@MCCLA1N @EllipseRaige @901apo11o @anotherlost9 @JalonJackson_ I threw up those nasty ass pink wafers they would give us during snack time 😭haven’t had one since.
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@LazarusCrystalz @damn_teo That’s not even a snare. That’s just his practice pad. Can’t really do much on just a practice pad 🤷🏾♀️.
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@doitmuvaaa It’s so much that’s covered on insurance. mommy make overs, breast lifts/reductions, cosmetic surgeries. Soon as i had my baby i started doing research cus he stole my titties 😭😭.
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@charles270 Thank you! I hate the “gateway drug” trope. I been smoking weed since i was 16 & no other drug has ever crossed my mind. I’m content with the high i get😂.
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@DifferentAshley @Dania8761 @iisuperrmanii @haitianprinsus Kim ran so these girls could walk. Without Kim fashion just. i can’t even. I love me some Kim 😭.
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@Whytechyck @DannieNextDoor @iamthecreatress I was in labor 15 hours no meds no nothing. Worst decision of my life. Next time i want them to dope me up 😂.
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@IsThatBuffyy @BrittnyCBarnes @iamthecreatress The pushing is the easy part. It’s the contractions that’ll take you OUT.
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@thatgirlDB Bobby rode for Ms. Evie even when his brothers had second thoughts. Bobby wanted blood PERIOD.
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