Jarran Sainsbury
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If I see another “America’s issues isn’t racism, it’s sin” tweet.... Yes, sin is the issue, we get it. But when it comes to pornography, why do we fight to shut down the sites? When it’s abortion, why do we fight for laws? Call the sin out, and work for redemption.
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Being a single 28 year old man means that I also have to practice biblical womanhood by housekeeping. Pray for my masculinity 😢🙏🏼
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Christian dudes need to stop blaming their lust on women’s “lack” of modesty. Jesus literally said if it’s so impossible, then gouge your eyes out. He didn’t say that if it’s so hard, then blame the woman. It’s 2020 and people still don’t know how to use their eyes. 😑
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Hot take: Christians spreading conspiracy theories is actually sinful.
Check closely on the belly of the plane and engine reflections.
Where are all people?
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Biden’s inauguration was more biblically sound than those churches who preached against him. That gives me hope.
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New book idea: “Jesus and Joanna Gaines: How White Evangelical Millennials Overused Shiplap”
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The best way the church should minister to singles is to stop dividing between single and married and just minister to everyone the same way. Marriage isn’t a gauge of faithfulness and singleness isn’t a gauge of neediness.
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When you blatantly hold an event, veiled as a worship event, that goes against city mandates for masks with the intent of sparking conflict, you are not only hurting the witness of the gospel, you’re also being disobedient to Scripture. Self induced martyrdom isn’t martyrdom.
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I understand needing to pray for Falwell, but I also understand that the church has refused to act accordingly for too long. Prayer is great, but so is removing abusive people from power.
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A Christian created the first vaccine that saved countless life’s from dying of smallpox. So stop using Christianity to falsely discredit the ethics of vaccinations.
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Mark’s gonna be absolutely bamboozled once he reads about Jesus in the Bible.
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Let a woman preach, SBC calls you an enemy of the church. Let an abuser preach, SBC calls your brother.
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I’d also like to remind everyone that my CRT Study Bible is now on sell. Within this Study Bible is the complete Communist Manifesto, the complete set of lectures from Karl Marx, with artwork by Barrack Obama.
Happy Holy Week! Let’s Make America Pray Again. As we lead into Good Friday and Easter, I encourage you to get a copy of the God Bless The USA Bible.
@TheLeeGreenwood
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Apparently you die 6 months after being vaxxed, according to some fake parent teacher meeting doctor. I was vaxxed in January. Either I’m not dead or heaven looks a lot like twitter.
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🏳️🌈/🏳️⚧️: "Why won't you attend my 'wedding'?"
⛪️: "The Man on the middle cross said I can't come."
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Hi. Former seminary student here. It literally means “think differently” or to have a “change of mind.”
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“The Aryan gave up the purity of his blood and, therefore, lost his sojourn in the paradise which he had made for himself. He became submerged in a racial mixture and gradually lost his cultural creativeness… the folkish state…must set race in the center of all life. It must
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I want my future wife to teach me theology from her point of view and help me understand what I don’t and couldn’t as a man.
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Churches need to stop the trend of having the pastor/s assume the role of experts in various fields. Pastors should not be giving in depth talks about CRT, virology, political philosophy, etc. Some pastors are qualified, yes, but rarely is that the case.
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Deconstructing from evangelism ≠ leaving Christianity
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Churches having pastors who are convicted sex abusers: “We can’t do anything. SBC is autonomous.”
Churches with women in leadership roles: “We must cut them off immediately!”
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Every 20 year old guy after watching “American Psycho” for the first time.
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My coworker isn’t a religious person. Today she asked me about
@Paula_White
and Trumps spirituality advisors. After some giggles, she says “No wonder so many people in America don’t believe in or trust Christians and religion.” And that’s the stain we have to work to remove now.
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As a seminary student, I have a completely new and original idea: home church.
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I’m not an expert on intimacy and marriage, but this type of teaching is probably why less than half of married evangelical women reach orgasm from sex.
Also hot take, as a man who wants to be a husband someday, I think of the actual wedding more than what I’ll do that night.
SBC Megachurch pastor Josh Howerton's advice to women about the wedding night:
"Stand where he tells you to stand, wear what he tells you to wear, and do what he tells you to do."
@_jaystringer
and I unpack this on Episode 230 of Bare Marriage!
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Should men keep debating on how women dress?
In my new tweet, I argue that godliness calls for women to wear what they want, and that men shut the hell up about women clothing.
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It’s suspicious that every Christian panel on Social Justice is done by a bunch of white dudes pastoring suburban churches who don’t even know what “gentrification” is.
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No one is mad or trying to get rid of church gatherings. People are mad that church gatherings are being done recklessly and without any health-safety protocols. Idolizing church is a thing, and it’s a dangerous thing.
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Wait until the baptist find out jesus wasn’t baptist.
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If Evangelicals attached to biblical justice and Christian empathy like they have to Trumpism, the state of the nation would be more unified and the church would be inviting. Instead, the attachment to trumpism has hurt the public view of church and our witness. Was it worth it?
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This week as a man practicing biblical womanhood—I’m baking a blueberry loaf. You should see the cute apron I’m wearing.
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The Bible is not patriarchal, it’s not nationalistic, it’s not conservative nor liberal, it’s not hierarchical, it’s not anglocentric; the Bible cannot be confined to terms that are flawed. The Bible is simply supernatural; it transcends every label we attach to it without flaw.
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This is very, very sad. This is placing law over gospel, and it’s heartbreaking to hear how she openly, but unaware, admits to being a victim of authoritarian abuse.
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Christian Nationalism is a cancer. To make an international humanitarian crisis about American elections is truly evil.
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Men, what is stopping you from dressing like this?
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You know what isn’t biblical about Christian masculinity?
Aggression.
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I see Owen has traded his Bible for GQ Magazine.
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Is CRT still the biggest threat to the church? Or can we collectively stop that nonsense and start talking about how the real threat is racism and sexism?
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Me looking for the verse that tells husbands to be a prophet, priest, and king over their wives.
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I run every red light just to make sure no woman tempts me at the stop light.
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A man who fears strong, independent women is a weak and cowardly man. Incel theology is strong with the Christian manosphere and it’s truly, truly pathetic.
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Once again, Christian nationalism does not represent Christian faith.
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Crazy concept: you can worship without singing. Stop screaming oppression.
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My favorite story in the Bible is when Jesus had to consult his executive committee and worry about his base before he ate with sinners. 🙏🏼
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SBC: *gets busted for ignoring a massive sex abuse issue*
Al Mohler: “Kohl’s is selling yoga pants to turn people into anti-Jesus communists!”
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What person did you think was funny in 2018 but when it became 2020 realized he wasn’t that funny?...
What restaurant did you think was nice as a kid but when you became an adult realized it wasn’t that nice?...
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I’ll just say it. I think it’s inappropriate that NT Wright’s full name is “New Testament Wright”
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I love when right-wing people attempt to use Johnny Cash as their icon because Johnny would’ve openly opposed what Canon Press & Doug Wilson preach. This was a man who fought for Native American rights, refused Nixon’s request to play the tasteless “Welfare Cadillac” song and
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Claiming that a generation of young adults have been systematically brain washed by the academic system to become more moderate rather than conservative is a really insulting generalization. I became more moderate in my worldview because of Scripture, not because of academia.
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Honestly, this would be easy to joke about bc it’s a very funny concept to think monster trucks, flames, and boxing is what quantifies a “strong man”. But really, this is more sad than funny. This isn’t helping men at all. It’s a parody of masculinity but men are believing it.
STRONGER MENS CONFERENCE 2024 was one for the books! What an incredible weekend - God moved in powerful ways and thousands of men were impacted! 🙌
We can’t wait for SMC25!
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I wrote a poem about yesterday’s events at the Capitol:
What the Hell
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The fact that JP reads this verse and assumes it’s a metaphor for a vagina is truly wild. Proverbs 5 is just Solomon giving his son advise to remain faithful to his wife. To think of a cistern and assume it’s a description of a vagina simply because of an “opening” is childish.
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The fact that a Christian professor is writing a whole book vilifying social justice is extremely disturbing.
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The conservative wing of the SBC has been in bed with conservative politics for so long now that their whole ecclesiology is based on fear that if the American Right doesn’t have dominance, then God will die and the Church will perish with him.
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Here’s a joke for everyone:
Christian nationalism.
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This evil and hate-filled letter was sent to pastor
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If there’s one thing the COVID-19 pandemic has shown me in Christianity, it is that there are too many Christians who ignore the bioethics of science and medicine and resort to trusting conspiracy.
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You know what’s a stupid thing that happens that should really stop? Conservatives accusing college students of being brainwashed by academia and shaming them for wanting to be educated.
Like, I’m sorry Janice, but I don’t want my education to be from PragerU on Facebook.
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The only Christian’s dividing the church with CRT are the ones accusing Christian’s of dividing the church with CRT.
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Being a Christian who sees the need for social justice does not make us a Marxist. The NT is about servantship, helping the poor, being a voice for the voiceless, supporting those who can’t support themselves, and not placing ourselves or our belongings above others.
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@CarissasNewLife
When you tell men that intimacy is more than just satisfying men’s desires.
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Recommending licensed counseling for mental health is pastoral care.
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@conservmillen
You don’t see the logic because you refuse to. There’s an excess of deaths this year, and it’s not because of abortion, it’s because of arrogance. Arrogance can kill too.
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FYI: God doesn’t need a President to advance his kingdom.
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Major sex abuse scandal being systematically mishandled by SBC leadership, and all they’re worried about is boycotting Disney and not wanting women to teach the Bible.
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No one has more anger towards single women than men with wives. Imagine being so completely void of happiness in your own life that you feel compelled to mock the happiness that a single person experiences simply by having a life of their own.
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Do we have to sign up for Marxism online or is there an app?
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A single Christian guy on twitter telling others single Christian guys to get married is pretty ironic isn’t itI’d love to be married in the future, but what is this obsession and idealizing for Christian men and marriage? We don’t need marriage to legitimize our faith as singles
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Plot twist: election never happens and Jesus comes back tomorrow. 🙏🏼
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@Evil_Oedipus
@PerfInjust
I can’t tag him bc he blocked me. He’s also never engaged with me in the past to block me. I’m also not calling him Hitler; I know he’s not Hitler. My point is nationalism is all bad, and CN is still nationalism.
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Hey men, I have a better option: Be like the real Jesus. The one who told Peter to put the sword away. The Jesus who wept over Lazarus’ death. The Jesus who heard the cries of the beggar’s. The Jesus that told us to clothe and welcome strangers. The Jesus who told us to love our
This intense sermon would be disturbing enough coming from a random pastor.
It's even worse when you realize it's Oklahoma State Sen. Dusty Deevers calling on Christian men to go to war for Jesus.
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I just feel like if more women were in charge, things would be better.
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If you’re Christianity causes you to fear monger and have anxiety over persecution, that’s not the faith of the Bible.
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Me when I hear pastors and Christians act as if CRT is the worst heresy in all of history and that it’s a plague in the church when there’s literally racism, political idolatry, and sex abuse happening right now.
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Can we stop saying that Classical Christianity is about self-interest, individualism, and individual rights. None of that is in Scripture. The Bible is more than vocal about denying the self and doing what’s best for the collective. Christendom has never been about individualism.
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“The resident foreigner who lives with you must be to you as a native citizen among you; so you must love the foreigner as yourself…” Lev. 19:34
Razor wiring against people is an affront to God. Intending to inflict harm, even death, isn’t even remotely ethical or biblical.
This is an affront to Texas’s sovereignty and as the duly-elected magistrate, Governor Abbot should disregard it. If the federal government will not protect the border, Texas should, and this shouldn’t even be controversial.
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I don’t understand the novel movement of being anti-IVF. Why view this as an affront to God rather than a miracle? God is not at fault for tragic infertility; sin is. Yet, through medical revelation, we’ve got the capability to help couples. If Gods opened doors, why shut them?
I'm very pleased that messengers to
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@andrewtwalk
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Can’t wait for my mom to passive aggressively ask me why I haven’t given her a daughter in law or a grandchild yet across the dinner table.
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