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I'm an actuary, retirement contributor at and Catholic channel blogger. I try not to get into fruitless arguments, but, eh, it's twitter.

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@JanetheActuary
Jane the Actuary
6 years
I admit that I'm not clear on what the alternative to the "disproportionate violence" is supposed to be. Should the Israeli army allow a few Gazans to make it into the Israeli villages to murder residents, out of "fairness"?
@SethAMandel
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A bottomless well of ignorance. That's the only way to describe US media's coverage of Israel. Bottomless well.
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@page_eco @biggsag The fact that this occurs in Sweden, provider of generous social welfare benefits for parents, suggests that this isn't fixable by more government policy.
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@neontaster Her now-non-existent patients dodged a bullet.
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@ReadGearhead @sarahbeth345 I’ll buy that. Next question: Why hasn’t there been wide promotion of Vitamin D?
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3 years
@stillgray Very pragmatic advice. But should the US be participating in an event in which athletes are at such risk?
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Jane the Actuary
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@ConceptualJames What happens when a student says, “my race is not a part of my identity”?
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3 years
I now understand why people don’t run for office. I was personally attached by a half dozen parents, teachers, and students at the @District214 board meeting public comment. I am shaking as I type this.
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Jane the Actuary
3 years
@ProfMJCleveland This is an appallingly nonsensical answer.
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
@OutOfLikes @StevenWelliever So Ilhan Omar is officially white?
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2 years
@EITC_Official Worst line: “you should be the one to decide what changes you want to make to your body.” Result: girls identifying as “non-binary” because they have a perfectly normal dislike of getting periods. And, well, it’s just generally bad to see your body as medically customizable.
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@page_eco @biggsag Alternate question: what's the "gender gap" in overall happiness and life satisfaction?
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@AGHamilton29 My kid's school district, @District214 , takes the approach that curriculum is exempt from FOIA, so it 100% depends on parents finding out from their kids.
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@SeanTrende Wasn't the point of "flatten the curve" to buy us time to build up capacity in terms of healthcare, equipment, PPE, and the like? What happened to that objective?
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6 years
@SethAMandel So much of what I’ve seen seems to boil down to “I don’t like the way he looks.”
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
@davidfrum It was a huge mistake for the CDC to have started out with “masks are useless.” It produced skepticism among those inclined towards it anyway that the new mandates are about control and power rather than health.
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Jane the Actuary
5 years
@bethanyshondark This sounds like the same old dispute between insurers and providers that takes place repeatedly & generates full-page newspaper ads with each side trying to get the public on their side. (Or like disputes between cable channels and providers: "call Comcast now to keep Big10 TV")
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Jane the Actuary
3 years
Twitter friends, my dad passed away during the night. He was 82 years old. Prayers for my family appreciated.
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
Here is the Jane The Actuary decree on titles: if you are in Germany and have a doctorate, you have grounds for expecting to be referred to by "Dr." in everyday life. In the US, you should expect to be given that title only in the context of academia, e.g., by students or ---
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
I admit - I'm still in shock, that Illinois has actually had the chutzpah to ask for a pension bailout, that is. .
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Jane the Actuary
5 years
@dargndorp @RevRobSchenck1 So, if you're poor, you're better off dead. Got it.
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Jane the Actuary
3 years
@McCormackJohn Funny how now they claim it was an intentional stunt to embarrass Youngkin -- but only after they got caught.
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Jane the Actuary
5 years
@piersmorgan @benshapiro I'm thinking there's no such thing as an "LGBT community." Looks like, there's an LGB community and there's a T community, but their interests are not the same.
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Jane the Actuary
6 years
@HashtagGriswold Given the circumstances he describes, he really should have been voting absentee in Georgia, no?
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Jane the Actuary
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@AGHamilton29 Even the claim that Trump "admitted" to any sort of conspiracy is baseless. .
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
. @JBPritzker calls pension reform a "fantasy." The true fantasy is his vision that gambling, pot, and his proposed tax hike will fix what ails the state. @McQuearyKristen @John_Kass
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Jane the Actuary
6 years
@CardinalBCupich @MundeleinSem @USCCB FYI: it’s not just about Youth Protection. It’s about justice with respect to past perpetrators, and about violations of vows even with adults.
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
This is when I am glad my kids are almost out of the school system and when I contemplate packing up and leaving the state.
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Jane the Actuary
7 years
The funny thing is, I have no strong opinion on what Congress should do about pot, but, whatever they do, it shouldn't be to keep a law on the books that they themselves wish to be unenforced.
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Walter Russell Mead
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On the merits, pot is an issue that should be decided, like alcohol policy, by states. But it's bad governance and a dangerous precedent for the DOJ to instruct prosecutors to ignore the law. Congress should repeal existing law & return the issue to the states.
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Jane the Actuary
3 years
Update: my response to the personal attacks last night at the @District214 board meeting. .
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Jane the Actuary
3 years
Update from @District214 : we now know that the teachers' union gave at least $8,000 to the incumbent slate, and the support personnel union (whose contract was under negotiation) gave at least $3,000. But, sure, there's no conflict of interest! .
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
@benshapiro Here in Illinois, two unrelated people may go boating together. Three, even if father and sons? Nope! .
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Jane the Actuary
3 years
@kerpen @benshapiro How many other such nuggets are there hidden in the bill?
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Jane the Actuary
7 years
I have no strong opinion on what federal law should be re: pot. But one way or the other, Congress should vote, and be on record. @KevinNR @seanmdav @AceofSpadesHQ
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Jane the Actuary
5 years
Let's be honest: Illinois politicians, as a whole, have not earned the trust they need to implement a graduated income tax that's not just "fair" but also appropriate and reasonable. . @John_Kass @JohnMTillman
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Jane the Actuary
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Folks, @chicagosmayor says she wants "to have the conversation about what is driving the pension cost." Guess what? I'm here. I've got more excel tables than you can shake a stick at. Let's talk. . @John_Kass
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Jane the Actuary
2 years
So . . . A week ago I filed a FOIA with my local high school district hoping to get some info on disparities in prevalence of boys vs. girls in various classes. To my surprise, they track participation in extracurriculars in the same way. Here's a sample of some of these counts!
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
@BenBradleyTV @CTULocal1 It’s not just about hypocrisy but it’s highly unlikely that she’s being truthful when she claims that “multiple” students’ parents reported deaths in less than two weeks. The probability of that happening is exceedingly slim!
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Jane the Actuary
6 years
@KimStrassel The funny thing is, if she had said, "it was a house party with dozens and dozens of kids," it would be very believable that people would be saying, "went to all kinds of parties; nothing stands out." But this is a specific and small guest list.
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Jane the Actuary
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@ConceptualJames The website says early puberty is before age 8 (girls) or 9 (boys) and has an incidence of 1 in 5,000 to 10,000. Certainly does seem unlikely that these are the parents the company is targeting.
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Jane the Actuary
3 years
Update: parents who stayed tell me that this attack (of 25 people in total) was organized by a teacher, and the Board President applauded them for it. @District214 , this is the world's worst civics lesson.
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Jane the Actuary
3 years
I now understand why people don’t run for office. I was personally attached by a half dozen parents, teachers, and students at the @District214 board meeting public comment. I am shaking as I type this.
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Jane the Actuary
6 years
"Ironically, more than 10,000 apartment units in San Francisco reportedly sit vacant. That's another result of the city's . . . ordinances: Landlords are afraid to rent their apartments to strangers. B/c tenants are granted special "rights," it's difficult to evict them."
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What California really needs is more restrictions on housing, right?
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6 years
@AOC @AyannaPressley @IlhanMN To call what she did "questioning" Abrams is an abuse of the English language.
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Jane the Actuary
3 years
Twitter may have plenty of issues, but I'm learning to make liberal use of the "mute" feature at the moment. I might be hated, but I don't stress when I don't have to read the haters.
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
@SethAMandel Solution:
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Jane the Actuary
1 year
@xxclusionary “Because the student has previously registered an objection to the content, we can now mandate he speak the required words” wouldn’t fly in any other circumstances.
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
@michaelbd As a parent who has been dutifully paying my kid's tuition, this is an insult to everyone who's diligently avoided loans. Where's my $50,000?
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Jane the Actuary
5 years
"The people of Illinois give voice to their sovereign authority through the Illinois Constitution" - one wonders just how the IL Supreme Court managed to write that part of their pension reform strike-down with a straight face. . @John_Kass @McQuearyKristen
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
So, yes, if Ms. Biden were to present a paper at a scholarly conference, and the news media were to report on this, it would be appropriate in this context to write, "Dr. Biden's research showed that . . . " but it is not appropriate to write, next year, "First Lady Dr. Biden ---
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
And, yes, this is in reference to the WSJ commentary, though it didn't make its pitch clearly enough. (Plus, I'm really not a fan of handing out a "doctorate" without a dissertation.)
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
@Suzy4242 @neontaster The answer is both/and. The overrunning of the Capitol was wrong. The riots were wrong. At the same time, the overrunning of the Capitol can partially be explained by the media and governments' responses to the riots over the summer, and of course by the rioters themselves.
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Jane the Actuary
5 years
@brithume @AsheSchow Let me guess: unions will be exempt.
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Jane the Actuary
2 years
@reporterporter “Men can’t get pregnant” is no more transphobic than “biologically, a child cannot have two fathers” is homophobic.
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@BenBradleyTV Daily childcare? Why? So they can work under the table?
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
colleagues, or, in the larger media, in the context of your role as a professor or a researcher, if applicable. Outside of these contexts, the usual titles of Mr./Ms./Mrs. are just as appropriate for you as for the rest of us.
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Jane the Actuary
3 years
@ijbailey @asymmetricinfo But decisions about conviction or acquittal shouldn’t be based the “message,” right?
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Jane the Actuary
6 years
@SlaughterAM But why do you label his expression a “smirk” and “horrifying”?
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
Have you read my piece in today's Tribune yet? . I am increasingly irritated that the state reports, day after day, regionwide metrics on new diagnoses, hospitalizations, etc. But there's no information on their progress on contact tracing.
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
Ugh. I suppose Biden never tried to contort himself into claiming he was "personally opposed" to abortion; Catholic voters were simply told to shut up and stop caring about abortion as an issue.
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"As both a congressman and attorney general, Xavier Becerra fought for rabidly pro-abortion and anti-free speech policies."
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@mattyglesias Do you understand that people who identify as pro-life believe that a) that which is growing in the uterus is a human being and as such ought not be killed and b) that to be killed is worse than to be fatherless? This is basic, isn’t it?
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Jane the Actuary
5 years
Hey, twitter, I'm currently drafting a follow-up article on the Illinois constitution. Should I just cut to the chase and title it "Beating a Dead Horse Into the Ground: More Historical Context on Illinois Pensions Than any Reader is Remotely Likely To Be Interested In"?
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Jane the Actuary
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@DanProft Would love to hear from the administration (hey - there’s a board meeting on Thursday!)
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Jane the Actuary
5 years
Fun fact: the Illinois Arts Council, which will have $50 million in grants to dole out, is chaired by Mike Madigan's wife. .
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5 years
@MattWalshBlog Simpler than that: if every girl demanded to be able to use a private changing room due to the lack of privacy in the locker rooms, they'd have to rethink their policies pretty quickly because of the disruption.
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@JohnBerman @TheRickWilson 75 year olds were babies when the war ended. Not the best example of self-service.
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@mattyglesias Other countries have the Abitur, the Bac, and the A levels (or whatever they’re called these days), which are far more determinative or college attendance than the SAT.
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@neontaster @jonathanchait Ah, remember the days when it was bad to say "All Lives Matter" because it minimized the concern about the particular topic at hand?
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@DavidAFrench If just seeing the "birth name" causes the child trauma, this is not fixable with some hormones.
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
@hunterschwarz @CHSommers How can it count as “confirmation” with the same anonymous source?
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Jane the Actuary
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@emilykmay Is he in a crib? If so, the alternate explanation is that you have forgotten to turn the baby monitor on.
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Jane the Actuary
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@PTBwrites @afa_cwa The comments are, well, par for the course: “no parent of a small child should ever travel.” Know your place, breeder!
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Jane the Actuary
5 years
I wasn't planning on yet another rant on Illinois pensions, but the report about Illinois' lack of funding for adult day services/group homes for the intellectually disabled really *&^!ed me off. @McQuearyKristen @John_Kass
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Jane the Actuary
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@MrJoshPerry @rorycooper @FCPSSupt Bad news? From the union’s point of view, permanent virtual school would be *good* news!
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Jane the Actuary
7 years
@HashtagGriswold Black Panther is the first superhero movie with a black lead that twentysomethings whose moviegoing memory starts with Marvel can remember.
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Jane the Actuary
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@brycecovert But we've never had paid leave, nor state-funded childcare, so the lack of these things can't explain *falling* fertility.
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Jane the Actuary
6 years
@EsotericCD Because they went to Europe in college and fell in love with their train systems.
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Jane the Actuary
4 years
If there's one thing we have all now learned, it's this: when the government announces a "temporary" closure, treat it as indefinitely closed, regardless of the reopening date they specify.
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SoS announces Driver Services facilities will remain closed for in-person service until January 4
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@Andrefor40th The problem with this op-ed is that it is premised on the idea that "if only we care enough, we will find a way to solve the problem." In fact, "caring" is not sufficient to find the money, balance the budget, avoid burdening future Chicagoans with debt.
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Jane the Actuary
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@DanProft @MaryAnnAhernNBC @chicagosmayor One suspects she’s using the claim of “elevating minority journalists” when her motive is every bit as much getting (expected) friendlier interviewers.
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Jane the Actuary
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Folks, @chicagosmayor says she wants "to have the conversation about what is driving the pension cost." Guess what? I'm here. I've got more excel tables than you can shake a stick at. Let's talk. . @StatehouseChick
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@AGHamilton29 Incidentally, the site is very popular with tourists, and not as a neo-Nazi destination but as a means of commemorating the Allied defeat of the Nazis.
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@KyleHooten2 @pegobry Don’t know if that’s better or worse than the response I just got: “sorry, but we have no records on achievement disparities whatsoever because we never keep anything.”
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@AG_Conservative You know, it's all well and good that her staffers (now) recognize that providing "economic security" for those "unwilling to work" is something that's not going to fly with the American public. But it's appalling that it ever even made it into a draft.
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@MythinformedMKE Where on earth did this come from?
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@ConceptualJames She’s selling merch.
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Jane the Actuary
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@LeorSapir So, do they define “gender” anywhere?
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Jane the Actuary
3 years
@ABC Is it too much to ask for the news networks to call him out when he uses 10 years of taxes for 6 years of benefits (eg, the free childcare), leaving someone else to hike taxes or run deficits later?
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I stayed up way too late compiling the D214 Illinois Report Card data, so please read it so that it will have been worthwhile. (Spoiler: scores are down even after a year back in school.) .
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Jane the Actuary
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After spending all day doomscrolling, I find myself wishing I had asked my dad, while I still could, how he felt about the fall of Saigon as it was happening.
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Jane the Actuary
3 years
@pafournier @davidzweig @TheAtlantic The article says these are people who are hospitalized for entirely unrelated reasons, no?
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Jane the Actuary
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@RandyEBarnett @FriedrichHayek Makes more sense than other explanations I’ve seen.
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Jane the Actuary
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@CardinalBCupich Is that a threat? You’d better accept the changes we make or else?
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2 years
@RussFinkelstein @KFILE You miss his point. In the US, soccer is a “second tier” sport; that’s not so elsewhere.
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4 years
Boy who killed his parents and asks the court for mercy because he's an orphan, Illinois public pension edition. . @McQuearyKristen @John_Kass
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Jane the Actuary
3 years
Update: more prayers requested. Dad is less responsive than before and likely headed to hospice, and Mom isn’t able to understand it.
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Jane the Actuary
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Folks, exactly what percent of the Illinois operating budget can we spend on pensions before we acknowledge it's not sustainable? . @StatehouseChick @John_Kass
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