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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@Yerryona @jazbespittin Or either play it off by saying 'why do ya'll take everything SOOOO seriously' or 'damn, it's just Twitter/a joke people"...
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@RonPonceDeLeon Best thread today. If you gotta use Groupons, discounts, deals, cc’d points, etc to show your lady a good time, you’re not being cheap, simply resourceful. Tons of stuff you can do that are small on price but full in experience. At the end of the day, ain’t that what it’s about?
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
2 years
@WalkerRainge @ToyaRochelle Anytime the city shuts down a block for a street festival, art fair, concert, etc, the city also needs to reimburse Chicago Parking Meters LLC
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
4 years
@AsiaChloeBrown The ol’ ‘hood Helen-o-Troy’s’, over here
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@JamalNeff
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@AllHailTheCheez @problemochile Segregated parts of U.S cities where certain neighborhoods aren’t frequented by other races, so in certain train routes, you may not see races that don’t live there
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
2 years
@StillDeluzional @thechub_b_w Right? Cat folded too quick
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
4 years
@chulodhini @ManishLife_Ty @FeesOT1 Which, if you’re from the ghetto, you instinctively do anyway. But I agree she gonna have trauma for life now
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@DaWorseVa @Carolinas_94 Ain’t gone lie, that part where buddy moonwalked with the moving car was kinda slick
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
4 years
@Quotemeorelse @Kinglrg_ "What dog you talkinbout, Tim?!"
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
4 years
@Imkiddishclever @Complex If it’s a @Blumhouse production, it’ll be solid
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
5 years
@VanLathan After ALL those whimsical, nonsense-responses & blank stares Bran had all season, and THEN he comes up with some slick shit like Biggie on some “IT WAS ALL A DREAM’/I USED READ RAVEN MAGAZINE/MAD KING & RB/THEN ME!”
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@screamiirene And stole it from three heavyweights. Carried it. In 2 min was able to give her character’s traits & backstory and still remain ‘present’. And that look & emotion at the end? Baharie’s Emmy & Oscar-bound. Wasn’t gonna watch Scenes From a Marriage (looked dull) but I may now.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
10 months
@Jaydenough Bodies EVERY role she’s in
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@MAXDTHEGAWD “Tell Virgil write BRICK on myyyyyyy bri-eeeeee-kkkk!”
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
6 months
@Thedrexperience @crazyclips_ Bro, the only part of his body that moved was his right arm. That was precise as fuck!
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
2 years
@444dadon @BIBLEGIRL222 “We need everything in this drink.” “Even the lollipop?” “I SAID EVERYTHING, LUCY!!”
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
2 years
@Drewski_f I mean, that was downright gentlemanly of him to wish you a HBD and to “have fun”, if he was being sincere.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@DarQCoffee W/the tumblers as bodyguards at every speaking engagement.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
2 years
@tribranchvo @sbstryker And a permanent pipeline of rich, entitled tourists to bilk now that she’s the permanent lounge piano player and in with Valentina. Bellissimo indeed
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
4 years
@fotoqueen24 @thisisrory Mal and his takes. If HE doesn't feel/think/hear it, it can't happen. No facts, nothing to base it on, just what he feels, lol
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
5 years
@ArmanWalia She had like maaaaad time to run though and was just chilling in the Juliet balcony star gazing
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@JamalNeff
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1 year
@joshuaneall “I know you like that dress baby, everybody does..” (That’s the problem!) That line delivery was worth the price of admission alone
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
6 years
@EBonchak @KaitMarieox Shouldn’t those skills be, oh, I don’t know, being intelligent, thoughtful, able to deescalate situations, as well as well as tough and being skilled with a firearm? Maybe not just a narcissist pushing buttons?
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
8 months
@CPD1617Scanner Hah! The amount of times growing up I wa always asked ‘WHAT YOU IS?!”, to which is always reply “I’m a neutron, playa” (slang for ‘not a gang member/civilian’). Worked 95% of the time unless they replied “OH, YOU GOTTA BE SOMETHIN’!”, meaning they were just looking for trouble
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@Sabooschin He was the best part of the entire 8-ep series. The feeling he felt in that last scene in the museum?! Gutted.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
4 years
@Judnikki The crew that lights the actors on ‘Insecure’ should be responsible for lighting and photographing everyone Black
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@kwasibonaparte @Hashmall Same with Maya Rudolph & her mother Minnie Ripperton
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@JamalNeff
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2 years
@XXL That’s that dude from the mall episode of Atlanta that was trying to rap for Paper Boi when he was running from the shooting
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
4 years
@luismen1991 @willpremo Specifically Russian & Latin cartels. Black street gangs aren’t moving drugs in & out of the U.S.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
11 months
@Connichameleon2 Cap. These joints look like dinosaur eggs. Who wears this trash shoe?
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@JamalNeff
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5 years
@CruzanChoklate @dms_out He deserves his success
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@JamalNeff
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2 years
@KodakYac Never thought you’d meet you end at the hands of a kangaroo but yet here you are in a lake…
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
5 years
@capital_sb So gloat and blame the rest of us making shit pay and saddled with tons of loans?
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
4 years
@__tripps We need to start a go-fund me for the brave Black militia groups so that they can travel the U.S. and be afforded the ability to give 2 wks-month of protection to people being attacked by racists scum. I got $50 on it.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
5 years
@pettyest89 @Kimberlytalks @asaptrotsky @WrittenByHanna You can have taste, not care for her, see how amazing of an artist she is for her audience, and that not be a knock. It’s okay to have preferences not aligned with everyone else. And again, this is not a knock.
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@JamalNeff
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5 years
@Sunnyluv16 @notjemay You can’t stand an honorable man?
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
4 years
@ClippedMeSmh "Hey Google, play 'Let Me Love You' by Mario"
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
6 years
@JustinMoldow @KaitMarieox *BLAM!!!!* (Accidentally shoots fiancé due to being trigger-happy)
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
2 years
@Rogero48 @NBCNews But it was accepted under blockbusting & redlining in the 20th century, so I’d call it more of ‘catching-up’. Respectfully
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
2 years
@freduchihaa @femalej0kerr Real smooth how he redirected grey hoodie’s momentum and moves him to the other side to set up a counter
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@MoeJenkins10 @THEMisterEnygma @grimgirlfriend Yeah, but the reason why he doesn’t anymore tho 😬
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@VanLathan Exactly. Nothing wrong with dating outside of your race, if you so choose. But keep your mouth closed about it and don’t stir the cultural/political pot in an attempt to shame or compare your preferences or influence anyone
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
4 years
@taglife08 @luismen1991 @willpremo Nobody cared that Blacks were selling drugs to other Blacks. It helped to devalue those area so they could be privatized. Once the opioid epidemic reached the burbs and the gun violence in urban areas extended outside of the ghetto areas, then politicians took notice.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
2 years
@LateNiteDonna @NBCNews It was in the 1950’s & 20th century, when Black GI’s were denied the GI Bill and Black people were strategically denied home loans by banks, resulting in the lack of home ownership & equity in Black community…just the other way around now, I suppose…
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@JamalNeff
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2 years
@Turtle_Nikki @WalkerRainge @ToyaRochelle The mayor (a former lawyer), used his own law firm to broker the deal, ended his term as mayor, then went to work for the same parking meter company…
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@MatthewACherry HBO Max takes the cake. Always freezes, can’t proceed to the next episode manually without exiting and the searching for that same show….HBO GO was great, but they keep making new licensing deals to get additional funds, at the viewers expense
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
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@RichieBrave Took my son to a kids bday party. The clown at the party had my son and another (at the time) 6 yr old girl there and had a mic, teasingly saying “is he gonna be your boyfriend one day?”, to which the 6 yr old girl said “my boyfriend gotta be rich.” So it’s not exclusive to boys
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@JamalNeff
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2 years
@JoytotheG @theerkj “What’s he gonna do with a phone?” I dunno, Kevin. Maybe not film his fucking brunch??
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@JamalNeff
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2 years
@Drewski_f Still cold as hell tho, my bad for that king
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@JamalNeff
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3 years
@RichieBerryII @witchdrums1993 Then it worked & you’re free
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
4 years
@AllThatandMoore I was on a ep of Chicago Fire. The stylist brushed my hair (like it is in my pic) to the SIDES. Not down, but mu’fu sideways. Went to my trailer and brushed my own hair immediately after.
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@JamalNeff
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@greasybonez @ayeejuju And by ‘robbing’ he means denying home loans 😂
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@JamalNeff
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@budda2_ @TDHBXG Leon showed hubris & remorse and a genuine care about the impact on his community.
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@JamalNeff
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5 months
@tonyblairlib @AllHailTheCheez @problemochile I think the major objection to the process is when the process lacks balance, ie, pricing, the taxes, the access, etc. but that’s a different convo.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
2 years
@EllaDecember Something a marriage counselor said stuck with me. Ask your wife/girlfriend/friend “Would you like me to just let you vent & listen, or do you also need some advice on how to solve the issue? Either is okay.”
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@JamalNeff
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4 years
@blackndbritishh Reminds me of the movie Belly. Maybe it would’ve been better as a London Yardie flick
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@JamalNeff
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4 years
@c_lesouk @NotLaja @HaroldPerrineau Giancarlo Esposito, Jeffrey Wright, Courtney B. Vance...some of my favorite 'most-underrated' actors finally getting their due
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@JamalNeff
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3 years
@_Sublime00 @iamKoriJames I was about to say, peep the double-entendre
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@JamalNeff
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1 year
@SheaSerrano Plus, he & Shannon have been in 5 projects together already
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@JamalNeff
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2 years
@Tr56dr @MyPlayboysBunny @proetrie The trick is to have a friend or a relative that has a dog, that way you can play with it and bounce when you’re done. Same thing applies with boats.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
4 years
@roywoodjr @MissSassbox Ah, I know that phrase. Also the close-cousin of the phrase "Im'a give you what you're asking for".
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
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@MissSassbox My mans throwing his WHOLE body into it! Love that lil’ shoulder thing he does too
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@JamalNeff
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4 years
@flyguyy_ron @HipHopDX .....”Annnnd help me staaaannnnd...”
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
1 year
@andrejgee Let’s go show-off our liabilities that no one in this neighborhood can afford knowing they tryin’ eat and this area is known for where the wolves are at. Yeah, okay..
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@JamalNeff
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5 years
@TopFuckingBun @Complex And hopefully every youngster will have it up in his room each time it does, like the ‘High’ street sign..one of the greats, King Nip
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@DjDDitty @VanLathan @deray Asian actress portrays a ‘hip hop’ accent for her initial roles until critically acclaimed films came and the accent left and she became a ‘proper-speaking thesbian’, who would never besmirch her new lane with ‘jive-talk’.
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@JamalNeff
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11 months
@solomonmissouri ‘Using the N-word as a term of endearment’.
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@JamalNeff
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1 year
@VanLathan Stop the cap. Succession is a very good show. But it’s not a great one. Can’t compete with the big 10 shows of the past 25-30 years, and I think everyone could make 10 better shows. Again, I like Succession. But it’s a good HBO show, not a great one.
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@JamalNeff
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1 year
@RuncieDan Curren$y, @LarryJuneTFM , @rocmarci , @BIGKRIT are all masters of finding their lane, attacking it, and focusing on quality & class. My hat is off to these cats
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@GiuliaRozzi Kate McKinnon
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@JamalNeff
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1 year
@TMZ @TooFab Oh, they’re engaged? They’re halfway there.
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@JamalNeff
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1 year
@WatItDewBeans Funniest part of the episode was after Oso gave his stepsons the masks, one of them yelled ‘it smells funny’ as they ran off… Ain’t washed those masks since his wrestling days 😆
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@JamalNeff
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11 months
@ivy_wylder @RichieBrave The overall point I was trying to make was that we should be careful when projecting any superficial desires into youth is wrong no matter the sex, and any preferences they have as they mature should be based on character, not simply what a mate can ‘do’ for you.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
5 years
@iamdanielgeske @mattwhitlockPM And he ALWAYS tips his hat to the Wayans for giving him his start. And gave you seen his paintings?! He goes IN on the Repubs
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
2 years
@kachellep_ If she’s still getting the work at $10k a key from Teddy, same price as Franklin, then what’s the damn point of cutting Franklin out? Spite? Symbolic independence? Coldest part was she took his expansion idea and told him to ‘be thankful he gets an L.A neighborhood’. Damn, Lou.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@_janajah1 @FreddieGibbs That’s brick to the face action on buddy that kicked them crates, for real. And not now either, like 45 min later when cuz taking a hit from the blunt
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@_ShowtimeRX @GaryLGray To the detriment of her career, even.
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@JamalNeff
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3 years
@2lplvr @VanLathan Came here for this. Used to steal these from Walgreens as a kid all the time. *Allegedly*
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
4 years
@oh_so_jazzy @AsiaChloeBrown This is what I see when I see this hairstyle
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@CoachWilmore_ You ever peeped Mad Men yet? Cool, cold, calculated, and keeps it pushing.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@FlyoutChase Chicago is a city of 77 beautiful neighborhoods. 3rd largest U.S. population full of cool & hardworking people. Great art, culture, music. & food, and less expensive than other metropolis’s. Come experience the city and stop listening to FOX news sound bites.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@Hotshortie11 @Privess Sometimes a normal way to cope with this crazy world is to laugh at the audacity and unintended humor of a situation.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
2 years
@listenin2cudi @Omowale99949437 It doesn’t. It’s displaying amazing chatter development and a compelling storyline. One person made a post about disliking it, then another, then another, etc. One of most compelling shows on TV, still.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
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@THEBADDESTAL1VE This man writes, produces, arranges, sings, plays multiple instruments, is humble, & tips his hat to Black creators of the pop/R&B sounds he’s influenced by. May not like all his songs, but he deserves respect for his talent & drive. Especially in the current music landscape
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
5 years
@iAmJeffSledge @tariqnasheed Yeah, we gotta stop that ish
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@JamalNeff
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2 years
@ApexTheVandal @tweetshaeee The hip move to rally the fellas was slick
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@JamalNeff
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3 years
@slimsuge @FreddieGibbs That’s a stunning woman
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@JamalNeff
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5 years
@KristySwansonXO She reports the news with a incredibly biased spin and is extremely hateful and dismissive of any who’s background or views are different from hers. People should take the higher road, but I totally understand the vitriol towards her
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2 years
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@JamalNeff
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3 years
@CJ_Johnson17th @Jaxben26 Most of us (even tho we haven’t met you) genuinely like you and your style. It’s not about bread, it’s about finding like minded homies. Ignore the rest my G.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
1 year
@big_business_ Lived in Chicago my entire life, and know that corner well. At 2am, VERY few people are walking that block. Nothing but 2 million dollars high rises near the lake, and the wind is CUTTING at 2am in winter. Also, that area’s pretty liberal, you’d never see Trump hat.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@mr_iny_ Don’t want either on of em’
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@JamalNeff
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9 months
@_ValTown_ They played his character real smooth on Narcos, too. He was always crunching the numbers with a pen under the cap, spelling out how the plan should execute.
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
3 years
@Shoddy92 @Asbash3 @DeckerTweetz @issabrokegirl @thatstyshan Mickey Milkovitch carried the last season or two of Shameless, Noel (the actor) was killing it
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@JamalNeff
Jamal Neff
2 years
@Real_Real_NoGMO Hopefully Einstein wises up and enrolls in community college or something, he seems to be the only other cat in the crew with sense
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