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Jake Something

@JakeSomething_

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pro wrestler ▫️ Rest When Dead Clothing Sponsored Athlete ▫️ TNA Wrestling ▫️ bookjakesomething @gmail .com

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Jake Something
2 years
Pro Wrestler.
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For whoever needs this:
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National Suicide Prevention Lifeline ☎️: 800-273-8255
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3 years
Friendly reminder: Getting help is not a sign of weakness. It’s a sign of strength.
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4 years
Shows on Adult Swim are either funny or the literal worst thing in creation. There is no In between.
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3 years
(John Cena followed me today and it made me feel very cool)
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
4 years
I’ve seen the term “race war.” It’s not that. It’s racists vs non-racists. It’s humans vs pieces of shit.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
5 years
Attention wrestling world: Literally all of wrestling is dangerous and hurts. Simple leg drop? You’re looking at a compressed spine, surgery in the future. Throwing a clothesline? High chance of shoulder surgery. A punch? Concussion. In summary, shut up. Let us do our thing.
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I respect the hell out of these guys but AEW needs to slow it down with some of these spots. The company is still so young yet there already have been so many risky spots through these last few months. If they keep going at this rate they are going to have some injuries.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
3 years
Out of all of the talented people released today, one of them is sincerely a candidate for best wrestler in the world and I’m so excited for everyone to find that out.
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@JakeSomething_
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Proud to be a Scott D’Amore guy. Thanks for everything.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
3 years
Progress.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
2 years
You fools, I’ve been @DanhausenAD the whole time.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
2 years
Powerbomb.
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@JakeSomething_
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2 years
Struggler. RIP to the legend Kentaro Miura. #berserk
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
11 months
Stopped at my abandoned childhood home to sort through things, and found some gems. I’m right where I wanna be. Something from Nothing. #HardToKill #TNA @IMPACTWRESTLING
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@JakeSomething_
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What should I call this
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
3 years
Ouch.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
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Dominate.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
3 years
R2, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
4 years
We’re getting there.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
2 years
Think twice
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
4 years
God is empty, just like me.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
5 years
The job I had before wrestling full time was at a restaurant, for 9 years. Just found out it’s going out of business because of this virus. Not just the servers, cooks and so on, but the GM and management will be out of a job. In summary, Braun’s comments are fucking dumb.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
3 years
Hey who the fuck thinks this is funny?
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Nelk Boys
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We brought Illegal Immigrants beers than pulled up with a “ICE” truck 😂😂😂
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Normalize shutting up sometimes
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@JakeSomething_
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3 years
RIP to one of my childhood heroes. This one hurts. My heart goes out to his friends and family. Long live #joeyjordison
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@JakeSomething_
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Step. To. Me.
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@JakeSomething_
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3 years
If this gets 1 like I will eat an entire jar of salsa
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
3 years
😭😭😭 YES
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Tony Khan
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3 years
You are very old. Happy birthday @DanhausenAD
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Golden.
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@JakeSomething_
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2 years
I fully believe, with my whole heart, that Jar Jar Binks was intended to be a Sith Lord. I love him. Eat shit.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
3 years
Lol my god, this looks so painful
@johnblud
John Blud
3 years
it's been too damn long, i need a team to steal this. there are like 10 stables in AEW just pick one of them and let them do this
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
3 years
Jake Something with dogs, a thread:
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
11 months
TNA Wrestling star Jake Something
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2 years
I’d rather die, than give you control. #njpwSTRONG
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
4 years
Do you think Fred Durst has a red hat on right now?
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
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I will be TNA World Champion. Mark my words.
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2 years
Bet on yourself.
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4 years
I sincerely don’t understand how any human being can agree with this. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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BREAKING: The Trump administration just finalized a rule that would remove nondiscrimination protections for LGBTQ people in health care and health insurance.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
4 years
Part 1.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
2 months
Throw it up 👆🏻🗣️👆🏻
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
5 years
Y’all wanna see my new finisher?
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Jake Something
2 years
Destroyer.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
4 years
“WHAT’S MY NAME” *portion of the crowd yells* “DADDDDY” Acceptable.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
5 years
Well, a lot of indie wrestlers are about to be very poor. Luckily I’ve been heavily trained in the art of being poor my whole life.😏
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Jake Something
2 years
The Briscoe Bros were always so kind and helpful to anyone I’ve meet, and to myself as well. Undeniable talent in the ring. RIP to Jay, and my heart goes out to all his loved ones.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
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And new. @bcwonline Champion
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Jake Something
4 years
Normalize not forcing small talk with people just because they’re in your line of vision.
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Jake Something
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madness.
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3 years
Just overheard someone order a black coffee at Taco Bell and I’m very bothered by it.
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I’m not built different, I just refuse to quit.
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2 years
AAW Heavyweight Champion.
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Stay diligent. Stay strong. #SuicidePrevention
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Jake Something
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AI stuff fucking sucks, stop it.
@kelly_carlin
Kelly Carlin
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My statement regarding the AI generated George Carlin special: My dad spent a lifetime perfecting his craft from his very human life, brain and imagination.  No machine will ever replace his genius. These AI generated products are clever attempts at trying to recreate a mind…1/3
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4 years
Is Dr. Pepper the best smelling pop? I think so.
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Jake Something
2 years
Go touch grass or whatever
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@JakeSomething_
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@SlickGoku2GS OG Dragon Ball > DBZ
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
4 years
I wasn’t going to bring it up on here at all. But please, please, please don’t bring up my personal life to me at the show tomorrow. I appreciate all of the love I’ve received, just please not tomorrow. Thank you.
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Jake Something
4 years
I want to say the system has failed, but it’s working the exact bullshit way they intend it too. Corrupt.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
2 years
I wrestled here. Slipknot played here. That means I’m in Slipknot now.
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Jake Something
2 years
I look mad because I ran out of tokens at the arcade
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For whoever needs this:
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2 years
Chokeslam.
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@JakeSomething_
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My first grade art teacher is my landlord. Right now she’s painting my house and I’ve realized my life has come full circle.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
4 years
Hello, Danhausen’s personal bodyguard/friend. What is the disturbance?
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2 years
Let em know
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We’ve been doing some work. (I had Taco Bell right after this)
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Jake Something
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My gimmick is I can beat the shit out of you.
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Jake Something
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No man of the flesh could ever stop me
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4 years
Hate people. Only like dogs.
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
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TNA is BACK
@ThisIsTNA
TNA Wrestling
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Colossal Powerbomb from @JakeSomething_ ! #TNAiMPACT
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5 years
Just. Getting. Started.
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Jake Something
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Built to endure what this world throws at me
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4 years
Truly a great gift @DanhausenAD
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Jake Something
5 years
Attention: Unless your name is Stone Cold or Chris Jericho, the only way I’m gonna wanna do your podcast these days is if it’s about anime and/or Star Wars.
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Jake Something
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All Hope is Gone.
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2 years
I’m gonna start doing The Pedigree
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Happy Ethan Page/Jordynne Grace Day
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3 years
Twitter has made me realize absolutely everyone thinks they’re very funny, and almost none of them actually are.
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Jake Something
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It’s a thing of beauty
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Jake Something
3 years
Without downloading any new images, mentally where are you?
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Jake Something
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17 year old backyard wrestling Jake had one hell of a powerslam
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Jake Something
3 years
Trust No One.
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Jake Something
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Don’t talk to me or my sons ever again
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@JakeSomething_
Jake Something
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It’s time. @IMPACTWRESTLING What’s. My. Name.
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Jake Something
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What’s. My. Name.
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Jake Something
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Destroyer.
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Jake Something
2 years
Don’t ask me what my dream matches are, it’s still only Monty Brown.
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Jake Something
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BFG.
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Jake Something
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JORDYNNE FUCKING GRACE
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Jake Something
3 years
At the gym and forgot head phones, I now lost the will to live. Goodbye cruel world.
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Jake Something
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🦍
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Jake Something
3 years
Dead inside.
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Jake Something
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total nonstop action.
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